Alien vs. Predator is a more creative and more entertaining film than anything seen in the franchise since. It's chock full of interesting story ideas and fantastic imagery.
It's sad and funny, because it's true.
>>214368874I agree.
>>214368874Shieeeeeet
>>214368874Yeah it's great. Only good Alien movie after Aliens.
>>214368874Which is why it's all the more tragic that Thomas Rothman forced it to be PG. The film didn't need to be a gorefest, but almost all the human kills happen off screen. More human kills, bump the budget to put the number of Predators back to five and have more actual Alien vs. Predator fights, and this film would have been a classic.
>>214368874It solidified the collapse of the franchise into slop and some of the acting is terrible
>>214371376PG-13. So yeah no human blood. Even when a chestburster pops out of that dyke chick.
Who fucking cares about the humans in an AvP movie. They're fodder to birth more xenos
>>214368874It sure is better than anything that came after that
>>214371406Man they really hyped her up to be some kind of badass like Vasquez who would survive at least to the half-way point and maybe take out a few xenos with her. And then she just jobs to one hugger pffffffffffffffft.
>>214371406Tom Woodruff of Studio ADI (the company that did the creatures suits and played the main Alien) talks about how they can have gallons of fake blood on set, but because it's yellow alien blood the MPAA doesn't give a shit.
>>214371427You can't carry an entire film with just Xenomorphs and Predators. The story needs to be carried by humans. The same way people bitch about there being too many humans in the new Godzilla movies, Godzilla is the backdrop for the human story, always has been. The same is true for AVP, it's humans getting caught between two monsters and trying to survive.
>>214371488Transformers One was great without a single humie.
>>214371488Nobody is watching the movie for humans
>>214371503The Transformers were written with human drama, and you know this.>>214371504You couldn't have a 2 hour movie of Xenos and Predators fighting continuously, it'd get boring after 10 minutes. If you think otherwise you don't understand how film works.
>>214371553You don't understand how film works if you think they'd be fighting for 2 hours. You can have a perfectly good film without human exposition every 10 minutes
>>214371575It doesn't have to be exposition, but the story needs to unfold, characters need to go in, the need to go through an experience and then they need to come out of it. You can't get that with a Predator, and you certainly can't get the with a Xeno, not without fundamentally changing the characters. People already complain about how humanised Scar is, and even though Wolf has the most "character" in either of the films we don't connect with him emotionally and there's no arc to his character, no story. The next step is Predator Badlands.
I want an actual sci-fi AVP movie set in the future, complete with a massive three-way battle between a horde of Xenos, dumb jarheads armed to the teeth with pulse rifles and smartguns, and a trio of Predator jannies trying to clean shit up.
>>214371454Alien blood is green
>>214368874It’s absolutely shit
>>214371553>You couldn't have a 2 hour movie of Xenos and Predators fighting continuously, it'd get boring after 10 minutes. If you think otherwise you don't understand how film works.Lolwut the whole movie can be the Predator pov with subtitles and make way more money than this flop
>>214371806It's actually more yellow, there is definitely some green in there, but it's most from colour correction.
>>214371828>the whole movie can be the Predator povThat would involve humanising the Predator. I think you guys are getting hung up on literals. Xenomorphs and Predators are not characters, they are obstacles. Ripley is not fighting against something that is actively out to destroy her, she's trying to survive the unknowable horrors of space, Dutch isn't going up against a bad guy, he's being stripped of his humanity in a test of raw natural survival instinct. Making a film with Predators as the main leads would just end up with human characterisation dressed up as Predators. If you want that, that's fine, there is probably a good movie somewhere in that, but you need to be honest about the fact that they wouldn't be Predators anymore.
What's with zoomers celebrating 00 garbage movies
>>214371806>>214371927Xenomorph blood is non-glowy snot, also acidic. Predator blood is glowing, neon green, non-acidic.
>>214372093it's 00's kinos renaissance, people only learn to appreciate something good with time.i absolutely love it when those that were left with little attention during release are getting their own cult following years after, now it's later 2000's movies turn.
The only thing I disliked was the tiger VFX they used for the predator, which doesn't sound like him. Everything else was cool.
>>214368874>#SexyBlackMilfSlut.(2004 & 2024)
>>214375365Blade's mom has got it goin on
>>214368874LMAO /pol/ would die shitting its pants if the heroine of the new Alien looked like this.
>>214368874I don't onsider it canon, and making it pg13 is a crime, but yeah, I agree. It's the only watchable movie i nthe serie that isn't Alien and Aliens theatrical
>>214375468Yes because it would part of a agenda now and would not be executed half as well.She was a likable character who never demonized, upstaged or emasculated the men around her. She had good morals and principles and was genuinely trying to do the right thing for people's safety not get cheap slay queen-isms.
>>214371553>You couldn't have a 2 hour movie of Xenos and Predators fighting continuously, it'd get boring after 10 minutes. If you think otherwise you don't understand how film works.This. It would be just like Fury Road. That shit unironically puts me to sleep
>>214371433It is absolutely not better than the 2010 Predators.
>>214371575>exposition
>>214375365oh yeah!
>>214375510That's funny, since Vasquez emasculates tons of dudes in Aliens.
>>214368874Yeah and it still sucks. The last Alien movie that had anything going for it was Resurrection and its cinematography and production design. AvP was a cheesy B-movie, AvP-R was gorehound trash, the Prometheus movies were meandering cash-ins without a story, Romulus was a bunch of memberberries for Zoomers, and Alien Earth is an incompetent joke.
It is so jarring to watch an unpretentious film like AvP and then watch the absolute fart-sniffing Alien: Earth.
I said it before and I will say it again Paul W. S. Anderson is god tier when it comes to animatronics and practical effects and garbage tier as a director/writer. Him and Neill Blomkamp need to accept they aren't director material but their skills are instead for visual effects
>>214375589No she has a single comeback against 1 guy insulting her first. That isn't modern girlboss shit where the film is screaming FUCK MEN from the rooftops.
>>214375658You sound extremely self-persecuted. No wonder you hate movies.
>>214372056Came to post this. AvP had the sickest pred move ever and it's enough for me to love it unconditionally
>>214375614Prometheus was when it truly went to shit
>>214368874AvP is much better than people give it credit for.
>>214375729No it's not. FOX made them rush the shit out of production causing harm to the movie just to turn a quick buck as a summer blockbuster. They had no respect for it and neither should you. Also if Schwarzenegger didn't win reelection he would have showed up at the end and AVP 2 would have been drastically different. This movie could have been great if the stars aligned better but it did not
>>214375702Dude almost every single iconic beloved male character of film has been demonized, degraded, spit on and their legacies trashed. You have to be fucking demented to dismiss all this evidence.> Indiana Jones - Happy ending to Crystal Skull ruined, son dead, getting divorced, lost job, is at the lowest saddest moments of his life and has to spend his final film being lectured, mocked and shit talked to by a sociopathic traitorous bitch of a God daughter to the point that 5 minutes before the credits he ask to be left to die because he has nothing left to live for.> Han Solo - Fails as husband and father. Own son kills him after destroying the Republic he built killing billions.> Luke Skywalker - Fails as a Jedi teacher, his nephew destroys everything he built. Turns into a depressed sarcastic nihilistic hobo jackass POS.> Obi-Wan Kenobi - Treated as a indecisive passive bumbling bitch dragged around by a sassy little girl. Half his series is dedicated to a non-acting sith bitch given attention for no other reason than they wanted a major black character in the series.> Boba Fett - Not half as badass in his own series as he was in Mandalorian, gets thrown around in his underwear covered in slime. Asian sidekick does all his heavy lifting (she is a decent character despite this)> The Mandalorian - 3rd season becomes the Bo-Katan show and he becomes artificially incompetent to prop her up (AND I LOVE KATEE SACKHOFF, I have zero problem with her being a guest character but if they must hyperfocus on her then just give her her own series like was planned for Cara Dune)> Kylo Ren - Gets robbed of being the final main villain of the new trilogy so they could pander to Tumblr-Shippers.> Yoda - At the end of The Acolyte he is revealed to be aware of the Sith return and is complicit in covering it up for the next few hundred years until the prequels.
>>214375719Eh, prometheus isn't an alien movie so who gives a shit
>>214375702>>214375814It's not just Lucasfilm.> He-Man in the Revelations series is killed off twice to prop up a butch hyper unlikable version of Teela who litterally lectures his ghost that she was the one more effected by his death.> Steve Rogers (comics) - Reality warped into being a Hydra Agent to prop up Sam Wilson as Cap. They even had the pure evil sadism to try and retcon it so that the Hydra version was always the original.> Steve Rogers (mcu) - If the rumors are true he is going to be responsible for trillions upon trillions upon trillions of deaths in Doomsday.> Thor (comics) - Is rendered unworthy of his hammer, has his arm cut off, looses his fuck buddy relationship with Sif, looses his budding courtship of Roz Solomon, is revealed to be a adulterer in the past all to prop up Jane Foster as Fem-Thor.> Wolverine (comics) - Was dead for half a decade so X-23 could take his mantle (she is a genuinely good character so this stings less than other examples here but it still sucks Logan got sidelined for so long)> Nick Fury (Mcu) - Completely neutered, demystified and reduced to being Captain Marvel's sidekick/cheerleader after 2018 and then randomly starts talking shit about mediocre white men in the Secret Invasion series.
>>214371433>>214372093>>214372221>>214375729There's a unifying theory to be gleaned from thisEverybody says "Things were better in my childhood" and everybody is objectively correct, because everything has gotten slightly worse every day since about 1945. That boomer who still grumbles about Woodstock? He was right. So was the Xer whose childhood hero was Michael J. Fox. Sadly, so was the fucking loser whose high water mark was Limp Bizkit and YOU'VE GOT MAIL. It's all downhill and has been, not forever, but for longer than anyone today has been alive.Alien vs Predator was a shit movie when it came outIt does in fact look better after a dozen worse Alien and Predator movies have been released
>>214375702Forcing yourself to pretend modern media aren't dogshit is literal mental illness. You are the most unhappy person in the thread
>>214371553i saw AvP in theatres and the consensus among the group i went with was "i didn't pay to see alien vs predator vs human". AvP:R is eviscerated because of the horrible human drama, despite having the baddest ass predator ever put to film and some of the most brutal alien antics since the first two movies. less human drama, more alien fighting please
>>214375827Irrelevant, its what tainted everything afterwards
>>214375849Eminem achieved his biggest commercial and critical success in decades by releasing an album full of cut or unfinished stuff that wasn't good enough to be released in 2002
>>214375849100% agreeretards who disagree are just entitled retard who thinks they are owed living at the peak of things, denying that culture, art and society have valleys too
>>214372056Kino
>>214375888or make better movies, with interesdting human characters and dialogue. Action is only as intersting as the character doing it, seall action movies ever. Lethal Weapon, Aliens, T2, Die Hard, Beverly Hills Cop, Robocop, Predator, First Blood, Raiders of the Lost Ark...
>>214375814>she is a decent character despite thisShe is the only good female character to come out of nu Star Wars. Good backstory and never overbearing or pushing girl power bullshit just someone really good at her job.
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>>214376028why do you think a predator wouldn't work as a main character? wolf isn't humanized at all (he disks the protag's love interest straight into a wall right before the end) and his segments are easily the best moments in AVP:R. the main complaint when predator badlands was revealed was "why is there a woman in it?" i have been a fan of alien and predator movies since alien was a trilogy and predator was a duology, and i would love a movie with a predator protagonist and i know i am not alone
>>214376128I'd say Jyn in Rogue One is also good.
>>214375888>i saw AvP in theatres and the consensus among the group i went with was "i didn't pay to see alien vs predator vs human"I don't understand this complaint. The film follows the loose story beats of the comic it's based on. The whole point of AvP is the human woman who teams up with a PRedator.
>>214376240>The film follows the loose story beats of the comic it's based onIt is nothing like the comics. They multiple times had multiple rewrites to the script including that story but one asshole producer made them change it
>>214375365They just don't crack.
>>214376189>wolf isn't humanized at all (he disks the protag's love interest straight into a wall right before the end)Wolf is humanized just a little. He's not a care bear like the guy in AVP but do keep in mind that he was throwing the discus at a fucking alien and the dumbfuck girlfriend literally ran in front of it. Also what a ballsy move for any movie to do, to have the teen romance love interest and then just yeet her in the last 15 minutes like that.And he has his big moment where he rescues the mother from looters. He then threatens the mother if she reaches for the looter's gun, and when she realizes this and stops, he lets her leave. It really plays into the "How much of an asshole is a Predator, actually?" thing that's been an element since the very first one. I've wondered since I saw it at how he was actually a huge asshole yet still refused to hurt the Colombian girl because she was unarmed.Also in spite of the problem being the Preds' fault in the first place, note that he is fighting to save the fucking world. Even if there's selfish bullshit reasons for it, he kills dozens to save billions.Honestly I know AVPR has its problems but I sort of love it just for the power scaling. The predators in AVP are basically fumbling teenagers on their first hunt and it's sort of pathetic, the one in AVPR is an experienced blood hunter at full power and we learn very quickly that he's the worst thing to happen to xenos since Ellen Ripley
>>214376332The idea of that movie was good the execution was horrendous. This is what AVP should be a predator janny trying to clean up their mistakes
>>214376332the little things like preds not killing unarmed opponents are what make them so cool and mysterious, and have been around since movie 1. i would argue that is not humanization but rather simply a character trait of predators. true he is fighting to save the world but remember AVPR is a direct continuation of the first, where we see predators fail their blood tests and have to resort to nuking the entire region, meaning they are fine with risking earth being overrun. wolf "saving the world" in AVPR is sorta like an annoyed father running around with a fire extinguisher, trying to put out a fire at the local park that was started by a group of idiot teenagers.
>>214376477>killing unarmed opponentsThat's only because there's no sport in it. They don't kill pregnant females because they'll get fined by the Yautja Hunting License Authority.
>>214376332>he was throwing the discus at a fucking alien and the dumbfuck girlfriend literally ran in front of itkek just rewatched and this was 0% his faultalso godamn this had the worst film quality of any major professional release ever until maybe the Night King episode of Game of Thrones
