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>>214372179Why was he a monkey?
>>214372179We must be better men.
>>214372179Coach Primate
>>214372179>finally get around to watching this>it's actually kino
>americans keep pretending not to know Take ThatFull of themselfs, and yes, I didn't capitalize americans on purpose.
He is literally the most famous singer on the planet yey inbred Americlaps pretend to not know who he is.
>>214372324Yeah, it's a decent movie in a very tired genre. Rocket Man was also good.
>>214372179put out another movie, robbie, so I can laugh when it flops as well
>>214372395Nobody has ever heard of this.
>>214372179Is this the Mandela Effect? I could've sworn Robin Williams died in 2014.
>>214372179little monkey fella
>>214372395Isn't that the rap from Teen Witch?
>>214372179Imagine Indians getting upset bc no one has heard of Rajinder SinghImagine Brazilians being butthurt bc no knows about Joao da SilvaRussians dgaf that you don't know a single Yuri Andropov songBut bongs can't believe there a billions of people who don't know who their top selling male singer is. Top selling after George Michael, Elton John, Phil Collins, Sam Smith, Ed Sheeran. Maybe this monkey guy is more towards the bottom of the top 20 male singers actually
>>214372584movies about homos or with homo side characters are never good. given that you think rocket man is good, I will have to ignore your opinion on Better Man and not watch it either.
>>214372238To make him relatable, clearlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IV1QljKILs
We must be Better Man.
>>214372179I JUST WANNA FEEL
>>214372395I honestly have no idea what you're talking about
>>214372238We are all monkeys.
>>214372179i look like this and talk like that
>>214372238He really liked Gorillaz. He had to wait to release this so it didn't look like he was copying a superior British artist.
>>214372238cos he felt like a performing monkey innit
>Uhhh, who is that? I totally haven't heard of this superstar who had multiple #1 hits and sold over 75 million albums
>>214374419>>214372750>>214372693>still pretendingthe joke is old now
>>214372238theyre apes
>>214372395There's no need to capitalize americans because it's not someone's name.
>>214372238because he failed to be a better man
>>214374239REAL LOVE, ANDA. LIFE EVER AFTERTHERE’S A HOLE IN MY SOULYOU CAN SEE IT IN MY FACEIT’S A REAL BIG PLACE
>>214372179Enough of Zendaya already
>>214372179The hilarious part is that the random Lego movie starring a nobody rapper cost 16 million to make and only made 10 million back. That is a reasonable budget. Somehow people were convicted to spend 110 million dollars on this. How?
>>214372395that's the song from Akon?
>>214375981>Somehow people were convicted to spend 110 million dollars on this. How?The director actually really wanted to make a movie on Williams. That’s about it really. It was his pet project. The ‘Rock DJ’ sequence had so much red tape to go through to film, and it was nearly cut off because of it but the director was adamant about it being included in the film no matter what. I can respect that. The movie is actually quite good
>>214372179This actually has to be one of the most embarrassing things to ever happen to a celebrity. He had a major marketing campaign, a huge budget, and what was supposedly a great movie, and in the end most people said "Who the fuck is this guy?"
>>214374533>I totally haven't heard of this superstar who had multiple #1 hits and sold over 75 million albumsMultiple #1 hits in what country?
>>214372255And there it is
>at a family gathering>stand in my chair, scream at the top of my lungs>"For the next two hours, your ass is mine!" while looking at the family>my gaze stops 1.5 second in my 12 years old cousin>whole family uncomfortable, aunt visibly angry looking at my mom>cousin looks confused (it makes her look really cute)>dad stands with an eye twitch, goes for the front door and just walks out>aunt is screaming at my mom, mom is crying>I'm still standing on the chair>cousin looks afraid now, at the bringe of tears>I lounge to go give her a hug and confort her, but someone knows me down>I wake up two days later on the hospital, mom at my side still crying, she's telling me that dad took off>I have no strenght to ask how my cousin is doing
>>214375981>>214376139>Lego>Pharrell Williams This movie would have made a billion dollars if it came out in 2014.
>>214372179Is this "Dunston Checks Out"?
I hate every ape I seeFrom chimpan-a to Robbie Williams
his most famous song is stolen from a fucking james bond movie, he's a hack
monké
I pretend I never heard of him but I played We're Number One ad nauseum
>>214374533I just remember that one song Millenium that got some rotation before 9/11 and was on one of the Now that's what I call Music compilation CDs.
>THIS SUMMER>HE'S ABOUT TO GO>APESHIT
LIVIN LA VITA LOCA
For me it's Rock DJ
>>214372395It's more angels. Every girls sweet 16 in the fucking 2000s was that goddamn song.https://youtu.be/luwAMFcc2f8?si=5W8Fo8HXdTwGwi5d
>>214376455Latvia, Monaco, Belgium, Serbia to name but a few
>>214372179Don't know or care who he is and you can't make me. Go back to your canned beans and toast or whatever other garbage you brits eat
>>214372238Because he loves bananas in real life
damn
>>214377726No one on the correct side of the Atlantic has ever heard this shit before right now anon
>>214377791Latvia hardly let her Monaco hardly moaned her Belgium hardly belted her Serbia she can serbe me as long as she likes hahahahahaha ain't it just lad oh ho ho ho
ONE MAN
>>214378845I DON'T KNOW WHYIT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
Robbie Williams now has a modern art exhibit about radical honesty, male fragility, and mental health: https://london.mocomuseum.com/robbie-williams-radical-honesty/art critics are giving it scathing reviews:https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2025/may/06/robbie-williams-radical-honesty-moco-london-art-exhibition-take-thatbut they don't understand what it's like to be the Better Man.
>>214378845Kek
>>214372249
>>214372238Robbie Williams is relatively unknown in America apparently, so he thought this would play better with American audiences, as singing chimps are one of the pillars of their culture
>>214379538this is his whole brand now (>>214378934) no need to make silly YouTube videos on it. in the same year as Better Man there were also two different Robbie Williams documentaries.he has mental health.
Literally who,what,why,when,where the movie.
