Sydney Sweeney's next movie is being panned by criticsWill it be another box office flop for her?
>>214375066Sydney is incapable of not making a flip. When will her career end
>>214375066are there any scenes with heaving, naked breasts?
>>214375066Box office poison poisons box office? Who would have thought?
>>214375148No, this is a serious movie and you should take her seriously and nominate her for an oscar
>>214375066Don't care if she's got big tits, I have strong woman lead fatigue as much as I have black fatigue and capeshit fatigue
>movies flopping>stores losing business three times faster than other clothing storesGo anti woke go broke
>>214375066Why is it about her lol isn't there a director and studio involved
>>214375066Has she been in one single successful movie?
>>214375219She should just quit acting and become a full time model
>>214375246She stood next to Glen Powell in that one movie. And she had a non-speaking part in a Tarantino movie.
>>214375232Why is what about her?
>>214375066That's the Guardian though.
>>214375324You mean the most relevant publication when it comes to prestige movie reviews? Yeah I know.
>>214375246anyone but you was a big hit. Made shit ton of money. Reality was popular and also critically acclaimed. I don't count Once upon a time in hollywood because most people don't even remember she was in that movie
>>214375361They are leftist subhumans and their review is awful, literally the woman who reviewed it included in her review personal meta talking points complaining about Sydneys celebrity status irl etc
>>214375361It's the most relevant publication because normies in America think that a British rag that panders to soapboxers is the pinnacle of high culture. They're just leftist vultures who operate at a loss in their own country.
Who tf wants to watch a woman boxer movie? Like who is the audience for that. Girls don't give a shit about boxing. Guys don't give a shit about women's boxing, let alone a woman pretending to box. It doesnt matter how hot she is or how big her tits are. In fact, actual athlete girls who would want to watch the movie would probably be turned off by the fact that a non athletic big boob chick is pretending to be them.
>>214375559It was written by a man and the only thing it says is her artificial push has clearly failed >There was little interest from either side in her nun horror Immaculate, and earlier this summer her incredulously plotted Apple movie Echo Valley went the way of many Apple movies (no one knows it exists). Post-thinkpieces, two of her festival duds (Eden and Americana) disappeared at the box office and she now arrives at Toronto in need of a win. Not a single lie or falsehood
>>214375755I guarantee this kid was born after Million Dollar Baby.
The consensus is the movie is boring but her performance is good.
>>214375777Tbf, Million Dollar Baby was made back when women didn't star in annoying girl boss movies. Kill Bill Vol 2 released the same year. Men watched those movies more than women did. Now they've lost the male audience
>>214375905If Kill Bill came out today you'd piss your pants.
>>214375905Men have basically always watched action movies more than women have, it doesnt matter who the lead is or what the story is.
>>214375361Are you taking the piss m8
>>214375769I'm sure you're glad we got his pronouns correct
>>214375955Prove me wrong
>>214375976Have you ever read the Guardian? It's a national woke embarrassment even for the left.
>>214375755>In fact, actual athlete girls who would want to watch the movie would probably be turned off by the fact that a non athletic big boob chick is pretending to be them.Sydney is athletic. At least she looks athletic. There is the photo of her in the Madame Web premiere dress with her obvious toned biceps, her legs look muscular in several photos. I never saw her as just the big boobed actress, for me her appeal is the combination of fit and curvy.And I've seen photos of Christy Martin in her prime as a boxer versus Syd in the movie, if anything Syd looks more muscular than she did.
>>214375921>White woman murders WOC to avenge having her baby forcibly aborted
>>214375066>another flop incominghow do we save her career, /tv/?
>haha she lesbian lmaoglad it's shit
Not even at her first "big movie", she's tainted with flopness
>>214376081Its the single most important review a movie will get. You can disregard whatever else the Guardian does, prestige movies want those stars more than anything
>>214376136>collect all the BTS footage from Voyeurs movie that has her nude scenes>create a 90-minute loop of it>release this "directors cut" in cinemas>??>profit
>>214376136>>214376180Sydney and floppiness go hand in hand
>>214376245Only if you're trans. It has a begging letter when you open the webpage.
>>214375361>The Guardian>“the most relevant publication”bait used to be believable
>>214376245>Gets 2 stars at the guardianYou can do The Virgin Crying Bitch or the Chad way
>>214375066how many movies has she been in this year? I feel like shes in a new movie all the time
>>214375066The Guardian giving Sydney Sweeney a bad review is like a transgendered Redditor downvoting a pro-Trump comment.
>>214375361You're thinking of the onion
>>214375066>Nothing floppy about ME when SWEENEY is on the screen. PHWOAR eh lads?
Is it actually bad or are they just lashing out at her for her political leaning?
>Sydney is too hot and famous to take seriouslyIs she right?
>>214375144>When will her career endWhen/If she ever walls. She has admitted this herself in an interview. For now though, smooth sailing!
>>214375066Sweeney has never been in a successful movie.She is just a pair of tits (personally, I enjoy this about her and think we should have more celebs like this)>>214375144Her career will end when she stops being hot. Then she'll probably use her money to "produce" but no one will talk about her
>>214375066GO CHUD GO THUD
>>214377508>Sweeney has never been in a successful movie.>She is just a pair of titsInteresting that in the 40s, 50s, 60s, and 70s we had both ...
>>214377200probably both.
>>214377361>her own high-profile celebrity makes it difficult to believe her as the characterRetarded argument that could apply to literally every single famous actor
>>214375066>flop for herI want her to flop her big titties into my mouth while I rub her legs
>>214377361Obviously
>>214377414>When/If she ever walls.lol, every woman walls, and Sydney already looks like a potato. She's going to be busted as fuck at 30 and 35, AND her booba will start sagging. She better milk every dime out of her pre-wall phase before she looks like a shriveled tato skin with drooping milk bags lmao
>>214375232Because she's the star
>>214375144>>214375066you still dont get it, tranny.Sydney is the greatest woman ever created.
>>214377414>When/If she ever walls.She's just gonna do the Susan Sardon and keep showing off her jugs
>>214376136Vixen-Blacked-Tushy tryptic
>>214376136Resurrect Russ Meyer and give him a blank check.
>>214375066Maybe her movies wouldn't flop if they stopped covering her up, last few movies she might as well had been dressed in a burka
>>214375066She should flop her tits all over my cock, if you catch my drift
>>214375066the most beautiful woman that ever existed.
>>214378482>Sydney is the greatest woman ever created.Poor virgins get psyoped into simping for 7/10s that have 9.9/10 booba. Sad!
>>2143811798/10 face12/10 body10/10 soul
>>214381480But enough about Jenna Ortega
>>214381581LOL
>>214375193they probably have a scene of her getting shot by her husband
>>214377200>political leaning>that she doesnt talk about
>>214381480>8/10 facearguable 6 to 8/10. fair>12/10 body9/10. Skin not pale enough, she gets one strike for that. >10/10 soulidk lol
>>214375066I imagine that this will be review bombed by hags
>>214381480>9/10 face>13/10 body>10/10 heartfixed
>its ok to review bomb when we do it, chud
