Sea bass! Sea bass are on the verge of extinction!
>>214376690>welcome to The Bassic Park
>>214376690So mutate them to be bad tempered?
>>214376690No, hold on. This isn't some species wiped out by polluted rivers or coral bleaching. Those fish had their chance, and nature's currents swept them toward extinction.
>I call it the bass rape of the natural world
the chilean variety was actually feathered you know
>>214376690No no this isnt some species that was wiped out by overharvesting or the building of a trendy seafood restuarant. Uh dinosaurs had their chance at fine dining, and allejandro selected they for extinction from the menu
>>214377073>it's another "Jurassic Park but with scientifically accurate sea bass" video
He was actually explaining the cooler water temperatures to his girlfriends>Chilly on the sea baes
>>214376690You're playing God, John! Toying around with powerful forces you can't comprehend! If you prevent the extinction of the Sea Bass, they will overrun the world and destroy Humanity. My Chaos Theory says so!
>>214377138Sea bass is actually threatened by over harvesting.
>>214376690>that’s why my scientists have created the moseabassus using dna they found in chile
>>214377498>we created miniature sharks as big as Compys. Look how cute they are!
>>214377641In the novel Hammond got drunk and fell in a small koi carp style pond at the visitors centre where he was consumed by the miniature sharks
>>214377814>Lost World: a family's wee daughter was feeding the mini sharks when she slipped and fell in. They swarmed her in a frenzy, biting ferociously, tearing flesh from limb. Oh she's fine, she's fine!
>>214377981>the indomishark rex is my masterpiece>henry, we don’t need larger versions of the miniature sharks, that’s what actual sharks are for>you don’t appreciate my genius
>>214376815brava!
The scene where the lower fish flakes into the tank was terrifying
>>214377814that's retarded
>>214377498>Eats a bongette and makes normies cry.
>>214378795kick his ass, sea bass!
>>214376710>d-d-d-drop the bass
>>214378874It was written by an actual Doctor that was way smarter than you
