/tv/ - >cells can pulse to extreme levels so he can fly a - Television & Film

Anonymous

09/08/25(Mon)12:30:53 No.214377217

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Anonymous 09/08/25(Mon)12:30:53 No.214377217 Archived

>cells can pulse to extreme levels so he can fly at 1,000,000 miles per hour
>during sex cells pulse uncontrollably

Let's face facts.. him and Lois do not have sex

[Spoiler] he's fucking his cousin[/spoiler]

Anonymous
09/08/25(Mon)12:36:41 No.214377316

Anonymous 09/08/25(Mon)12:36:41 No.214377316

Why isn't she being crushed as he's lifting her? We've all tried lifting people like this and they tend to just sag with their own weight. So if he wanted to keep her in that position she would have trouble breathing as he keeps her tight..

Anonymous
09/08/25(Mon)12:37:44 No.214377340

Anonymous 09/08/25(Mon)12:37:44 No.214377340

>>214377217
times you acted like Superman and didn't have sex

Anonymous
09/08/25(Mon)13:02:34 No.214377818

Anonymous 09/08/25(Mon)13:02:34 No.214377818

>>214377340
Every day that ends in y

Anonymous
09/08/25(Mon)13:06:49 No.214377893

Anonymous 09/08/25(Mon)13:06:49 No.214377893

>>214377217
Lois pussy scales to outerversal

Anonymous
09/08/25(Mon)13:20:33 No.214378143

Anonymous 09/08/25(Mon)13:20:33 No.214378143

>>214377893
Que?

Anonymous
09/08/25(Mon)13:22:51 No.214378199

Anonymous 09/08/25(Mon)13:22:51 No.214378199

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>>214377217
EXCUSE ME?

Anonymous
09/08/25(Mon)13:36:32 No.214378454

Anonymous 09/08/25(Mon)13:36:32 No.214378454

>>214377316
Canonically Superman can lift things all in one piece if that makes sense. It's why in Returns he can land the plane on the baseball field without that specific piece he's holding just snapping off.