>Defence against the dark arts
Did Snape die a virgin?
>>214381162Black could be anywhere...
>>214381162>the half-blood nigger
>>214381162>snape killed dumbledore Never relax....
>>214381162In today's lesson we will be making Purple Drank
>burst into classroom, smell of henny, mothballs, and cat piss weed>starts flicking wand and shutting the windows, poor aiming rip some of the shutters off windows>AY YO LISTEN UP>walks up to chalkboard>YOU CAN CALL ME PROFESSA TRAYVELLUS JACKSONULIUS>DAS PROFESSA>I DONT WANNA HEAR NO MISTA TRAY, YOU AINT MY HOMIES.>I DONT WANNA HEAR NO MR. JACKSON BC I AINT INNA OUTKAST SONG. >AND I REALLY DONT WANNA HEAR BIG MAN CUZ WE AINT ATTA CORNER STO AND I AINT GIVING YALL NO DAMN MONEY>Hermoine raises hand“Professor Jacksonulius, our textbooks are three decades old and I really I think we should-“>AYO HOLLUP BITCH >AINT NOBODY TRYNNA HEAR ALL THAT DAVID BLAINE BULLSHIT >RULE NUMBA ONE; KEEP YO EYES ON YO OWN PAPAH
>>214381162What are the odds that he commits a violent crime between season one and two and has to be removed leading to the cancellation of the show?
>>214381162his patronus is a watermelon with fried chicken legs that does fortnite dances
>>214381162so black snape was a bad guywho got picked on by the school's resident white chadand who lusted after a white wimmin (harry's mom)but never got it in and still has oneitis for the white wimmin (nigcel)and he used to practice the dark arts himself
He was right all along
>>214381232He probably banged Mcgonnagal a lot over the years. The castle gets lonely
>>214383506low, bong negros are more domesticated.
This wizza lookin' ZESTY, this wizza lookin' MOIST, he's got sherbet in his lemons, he's lumos on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other house, he dances at the other end of the winter ballroom, this wizza theatrical, this wizza good with transfigurations, this wizza gonna coordinate yo common room curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This wizza lifts cloaks, this wizza on the down low, this wizza be a toilet troll, this wizza herbologies uphill, this wizza packs butterbeer fudge, he's a friend of Delphini, he feels the love that shall not be named, he loves to duel, he's of the Order of the Uranians, he indulges in the Beauxbaton vice, he has an antipathic sexual instinct, he's fluent in Parseltongue, he's a refugee from Azkaban, he's on the wrong nightbus, he beats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of them'...if you catch my drift.
>>214381162Harry, shut yo bitchass up. Naw, you know what? 10 points from Griffindor nigga. You think I play this shit?>>214383855Sit the fuck down witchyo Biggie Small looking ass. I'm so fucking tired of you Griffindor niggas, I swear to God man. This doo take being dark skin too far, I'm boutta cast Reductum Meloninum on this young nigga.
>>214382747>>214383855You may hate niggers but you can't deny, the way they talk is pretty damn funny.
>>214381162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN2TVd5TC_M
>Ayo white wizards grip a wand like this, but black wizards grip a wand like this
>>214381162De'Verus Snape
>>214383939No they're fucking not lol. Our country is 4% black, but they commit 20% of the murders
>>214381162>>Defence against the dark artsVisa applications?
>>214386227Still lower than us if you tripled the murders along with the black population it’d be at 42%
>>214381162Well someone well versed in the dark arts would be an ideal instructor.
defense against the dark fart
>>214383962>Reductum MeloninumJEJ
>>214381333The half blood, half crip prince
CHICKENWINGARDIUM LEVIOSA
>>214381232After being bullied by that WHITE! devil James Potter? You really think they’re going to let this show go without crowbarring in a racemix black-on-redheadWhite kissing scene at least? Nigger please. They’ll get to be way more “expansive” than the books in this regard. Television gives them time and opportunity, and this, as with every other piece of known media, is a target through which the subversion of tiny-hat degeneracy /supremacy can be spread like the noxious, demonic weed it is.
>>214386571The US is 14% black. If 14% of the UK population was black, they'd commit 46% of the murders, all other things being the same. They'd have more and larger black communities too, which would likely make them even more violent
>>214381232harry is snape son, but jk rowling deleted the cuck part because she didnt want to turn to a twilight saga (she should have made draco a female, a evil version of hermione that keep flirting with the trio and that might be bisexual too)
>>214381162The Rule 34 is gonna be hot as fuck.
>>214381162Kinda ironic that he created the Sectumsempra spell that cuts you up.
>>214386987I'm glad people like you are to pathetic to go outside
>>214382747Explain the mothballs
>>214387104she could have flirted with the harry, trying to turn him to dark side, to make his see pure blood supremacy, harry would be tempted for sexual reason as teenager, always wanting more, but eventually he would convince her to join the good side
>>214381162I honestly would not have an issue with him playing Snape if he looked like this photoshop. He looks even more like an incel, and Snape wasn't supposed to be as old as Rickman right? He should be like mid 30s at the most.
The amount of necroing from childless 30+ year old reddit tourists is vile
>>214387355Yeah, James and Lily were in their early 20s when they had Harry Snape would be in his early 30s by the beginning and late 30s by his death
>>214381232he fucked that old man
>>214381162He looks like he's going to stab Luna Lovegood in the neck when she sits in front of him on the Hogwarts Express
>>214381162>defense against the darkie artscould be kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8pNyN6WjgQ
>>214381162>We will make snape black! Yay us!!!The black boy just approaches and begins to hang out with a lily white girl in bonger land in the fucking 60s. These people are fucking retarded.
>>214388258Like, McGonagall could have been black. Thats not a small role. I wonder if Quirrell will still wear a turban or if they will get rid of it for "Cultural Appropriation" because god forbit they cast an actual south asian to play a villain. Also, good job getting tan girl to play Hermione, it'll be great when she starts getting called a "Mudblood" cause i guess the allegory wasnt enough? fucking moronic casting.
>>214384726Now you understand why people visit the zoo or the aquarium.The problem is, people have fun in those places, and they decide the animals should be let out of their cages.
>>214385525The Youtube comments are gold>Hes going to hold his wand sideways when he kills dumbledore
>>214383953jej
>>214383953>he's fluent in Parseltongue
AYO POTTAHGETCHO WHITE ASS DOWN HERE BOI
