>descendant of Charlemagne>196 cm tall>fought in the Winter War in Finland>recorded two heavy metal albums>starred in 266 movies>worked as a spy for the SAS during WW2>personally kicked adolf hitler in the nuts >avid occultist >directly inspired the character of James Bond>only actor in the LotR cast to have met Tolkien>can see both ultraviolet and infrared light>bench pressed two Peter Cushings at the same time>smashed the Berlin Wall with nothing but a wrist mounted jackhammer>taught Peter Jackson what the dying scream of a man stabbed to death sounds like, having actually stabbed a man to death before >knighted twice, titles include both Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, and Commander of the Most Venerable Order of the Hospital of Saint John of JerusalemHas there ever been an actor who was a bigger chad than Sir Christopher Lee?
>>214381791some of those are made up
>>214381885Exaggerated maybe, but not made up.
>>214381937c'mon man, not one but TWO heavy metal albums? NO WAY
>>214381791Descendant of Charlemagne seems quite trifling given he died like 1200 years ago and was rumoured to have sired 18 children
>>214381993That one was true. The exaggerated one is his height, he said he is 6'4'' in an interview which is only like 193 cm.
>descendant of Charlemagnelike literally everybody in Western Europe?
>>214381885Got anything to back that up?
>>214382046As impressive as being a descendant of Genghis Khan in Mongolia.
>>214381791he was literally making up half of that shit
>>214381791>>descendant of CharlemagneEvery motherfucker in Europe is a descendant of Charlemagne.
>>214382009>>214382046>>214382123He can actually trace his line to Charlemagne through legitimate lines. You in contrast are all bastards.
>>214382245Proof?
>>214381885all of them are
>>214381937prove any of that happened>>214382104not how burden of proof works
>>214381791>Caring about his heightYou can not convince me that op isn't a literal fag
>>214381791>personally kicked uncle adolf in his nutswtf i hate christopher lee now
>>214381791Maybe Clint Eastwood, but i don't think he stabbed a guy.
>>214381791>avid occultisthow dare you slander Christopher Lee like that
>>214381791>Gay>glow nigger>zogbot>probably a pedo Yikes
>>214381791He also climbed Mount Vesuvius 3 days before it erupted in 1944.
>>214383284>t. below 6’0
>>214382036he downplayed his height, he's actually 6'8''
>>214383553wouldn't surprise me, the guy was HUGE
>>214383517>the mountain realized it wasn't going to get any better than being climbed by Sir Christopher, and committed suicide
>>214381791>descendant of CharlemagneAnon.. Most of us with any Euro blood are likely ""directly"" descended from him too, and if not him, then many other royal historical figuresGenes.. propagate, by people! People are FUCKING out there, indiscriminately. Even the most isolated places have had enough gene flow whereas to prevent Speciation from occurring and turning into a different enough genetic or morphological sublineage. New species might not be able to compatibly breed.. Although for example, female homo sapiens and male Neanderthals could compatibly mate and reproduceDON'T STOP AT GENESWE SHARE SOME OF THE SAME ATOMS AS CHARLEMAGNE, ME AND (You) and anyone readingstop and think about the scale of things for moment, it's really bizarre and unfathomable
>>214383910he's a direct descendant as opposed to a bastard like everyone else
>>214383959I strongly questiom the claim that the legitimate descendants of Karlos magnus did not spread their seed into other royal wombs.Regardless, that bastard thing is a social or political label.You can say that we are closer or farther related from him, in that we have a greater amount of overlapping genes that were sloshed around between people and generations.The scale of these things are such that I can vacuously say that any living Euro most likely descends from Charlemagne's legitimate lineage and bastard lineages simultaneously
>>214382186not me :(
>>214384195God I love 4channel.
>>214383910There are 36 generations since CharlemagneEvery generation has two parents. Each of those two parents have two grandparents. Eventually, we get to Charlemagne's time... which is 2^36 = 68719476736 ancestors. Only one of those is Charlemagne. How is everyone supposed to be lineated from him?
>>214383267You're not on friendly grounds, partner, you don't get to dictate your terms.
>>214384195my bad, I have trouble putting this into words that most people can understand, and I get carried away misinterpreting other people's postsbut it really is like that, if you belong to the ethnic group of whatever historical figure (even distantly), it is highly likely that some of your expressed genes came from that historical person's bloodline>>214384350We inevitably share some of the same gene pools, although keep in mind that is a mental abstraction we use and not an actual physical thing in nature (as opposed to genes themselves, which have a biological basis but can also be used as an abstract concept)
>>214384497right, shoulda posted this one
>>214384497so if my cousin fucks my wife the kid that results is my kid because we share some of the genes in the vast gene pool? oh my science!
>>214381791>all fake bullshit celeb mythos
>>214384609it's a different perspective than how you are seeing it now:most of use are related and have access to the same overall gene pools that get sloshed around through living people (geography & people's horniness permitting) You and your wives kid would share about 0.5 of your genes, that is a close relationYour wife and your cousin's son would likely have far less overlapping genes than that and presumably they'd be sourced from someone who is not you, but possibly belonging to some of the same populations
>>214384861>shareinherit* not shareMixing up like 3 concepts there, it's not an easy thing to phrase
>>214382036and that one is in shoes, plus boots used to have pretty big heels back then so more like 6 foot tall. given his hair was quite puffy more like 5'10. also actors tend to exaggerate his age, and I once saw a photo of him standing next to another actor who is 5'3" and they were about the same height, also the other actor was kind of hunch forward so more like 5'1, and the other actor probably lied about his height so that means 4'9.reality fact is that he was probably closed to 4'8 at his peak, and since people lose height with age, more like 3'8 when he was in phantom menace.>typical internet manlet third worlder cope
>>214383553this. he said tall actors were never given parts, so he used to knock several inches off his height and kept it as that.if you see behind the scenes pictures, he's lofty.
>>214381993To be fair his last album was basically just him narrating or repeating phrases.
>>214381885Yeah? Which ones, loser?
>>214383910>cretin doesn't understand how genetics, statistics or societies workACHERLY WER ALL DISENTED FROM 1 GUY ABOUT 50 YEARS AGOFUNY BUT TREU!!mindless cunt
>>214384497>>214384195stop posting. you're either 11 or a complete idiot.everyone at that time also reproduced. use your head instead of repeating plebbitry
>>214385176you're not being fair. do not criticise the dead, as they can not defend themselves
>>214382186I'm a descendant of Widukind and Francis Bacon go fuck yourself
>>214381791He also witnessed the last ever guillotine execution which is an overlooked but neat fact
>>214381791>smashed the Berlin Wall with nothing but a wrist mounted jackhammerYou jest but Andrew Divoff of Wishmaster fame was there and partook in taking down the wall. There used to be a pic that floated around but I couldn't find it.
