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>>214383364That scene always bugged me
the sex only happened after the both had a shower
>>214383364that sex scene was pointless
>>214383551Not for James Cameron
>>214383473Yeah why the hell didn't they just have him grab some old clothes that had been tossed out or snag something from a donation bin.
>>214383364If a time traveling chad comes back from the future to save you from killer robots you're basically obligated to fuck them.
"Yeah sure dad, just go back and uh save her. Um do what you gotta do ya know, no judgements here......win her over, ifyaknowhatimsayin"
>>214383364>>214383473>>214383592You guys need to watch the movie again, he changes pants in the same store he got the rest of his clothes in. When he comes out the pants are different.
>>214383551Not initially, but yes on a narrative level it became pointless, just like sex in real life.Bravo cameron.
>>214383364Women don't care unless you let the shit bother you.medieval peasants smelled like absolute shit all the time and they still fucked like rabbits.
>>214383669they don't watch movies, they just make stupid retarddit comments on them
>>214383669It doesn't matter. He wore those pants for a moment
>>214383717Because women didn't have better options. Now it's different. No woman will date a hobo unless she's a toothless junkie
>>214383748well shit, better than running about butt naked, he was tryna avoid being picked up by authorities. Just had the bad luck of one being right around the corner as he got his first set of clothing after spawning in lol.
>>214383364The pants were the key to all this. Without the pants, she would have never loved him.
>>214383717medieval peasants only smelled like shit if they were the city dwelling detritus that were rotten to the core anyway.normal peasants, which made up 80-90% of the population lived in the countryside/small towns and had fresh rivers to bathe in. stop falling for retarded memes. they didn't all die at the age of 25 either, and had fairly good diets and all their teeth.>didchu nauw they fort the erf wuz fladno, they didn't.
in a lot of cases, being homeless helps more than hurts you with women
Women love it when their man is dirty
>>214383364>You know your trousers, bud. Any one of those is ideal for knocking up a waitress.
>>214383872You've never been a farmer in your life and it shows, we actually do smell like shit and running water doesn't change that, you don't get the smell out of your clothes by dipping them in a river.
>>214383669>he actually remembered a scene where a man changed his clothesBet you jerk off to it too, disgusting faggot
>>214383717hormonal birth control prevents women from connecting with their natural attraction to signifiers of animalistic manhoodit makes them prefer a twink doused in perfume
Why didn't they just wrap a bunch of futuristic plasma guns and powerarmor in some organic dogskin or something and send it along with Kyle into the past?
>>214384063shut up, retard
>>214384226do you think putting some future tech up his asshole would work? I mean, if its up his ass its definitively surrounded by living tissue.
>>214383364Women don't care about smells. Sex havers in films are always unwashed and dishevelled, immediately smoking when they wake up
>>214383364He had aura
>>214384458Unless he's deadass ahh fr unc
I saw this opening night and upon the realization of what your meeme just mentioned - the audience went dead quiet. Could hear a pin drop.
>>214383364i love him too shut the fuck up you're probably brown and underage
>>214383872>farmers who lived in the house with their animals and worked the fields all day could erase the stank of manure and greasy sweat with a fucking dip in a river that was also the communal pissing station and dumpSoft hands typed this post.
>>214383872Tooth decay was fairly common once they figured out how to make bread. Only hunter gatherer chads have immaculate teeth well into their 60s
>>214384176Women always loved twinks who made an effort in their appearance. English reports from the medieval times complained that English girls went off to fuck Vikings all the time because they combed their hair and regularly washed, which the peasants simply didn't do. Even during the Viking invasion of England, the English took advantage of the fact that Vikings took a special day to bathe to ambush them while naked and unarmed. This also discounts the fact that women prefer a guy who isn't just gonna hunch over them and grunt as he tries to spear a fish in their pussy before rolling out of bed to get another beer. Traditional masculine dudes are shallow and boring fucks, women want a guy who will eat their peach for an hour before even thinking about sticking it in and making them cum like a rocket. My construction worker buddy is always stunned that as soon as he's out of the high vis vest women start crawling over each other to get my juicy BWC and ignore him completely. >t. Twink with long hair
>>214384524this is me, irl
>>214383364>>214383551How many times are you gonna make the same Terminator 1 thread you faggot?
>>214385285this is not a fanfiction site m8unsubscribe
>>214385285English girls fucking vikings isn't a win for twinks, dummy.They were broad shouldered and probably had big bellies from all the mead, the also raped and burned villages to the ground everywhere they went.I don't think the testimony of the women who willingly fucked their attackers hold much weight, especially when they tell you it's "because they bathed".
>>214384019Kek
>>214385393>They were broad shouldered and probably had big bellies from all the mead, Wine doesn't give you a gut like beer does, more to the point, viking means ROWING so these dudes were likely super lithe or buff as the calories would allow. >also raped and burned villages to the ground everywhere they went.Hardly what people imagine when they pine for traditional masculinity unless they're a terminally online doomer who craves being the one with a sword against unarmed peasants
>>214383551>that sex scene was pointlesslmao what? the sex scene where he gets pregnant with john connor is pointless? It is what sets the whole fucking loop going
>>214385449vikings are basically the polar opposite of an estrogenized stoner larping as don draper
>>214385599o rly?
>>214383364dating really was this easy in the 80s thanks the Ronald Reagan.
>>214383548god let this be true so i can be done with this meme
>>214385670Yeah they were literally just bands of pirates/plunderers with no real connection to other vikings doing the same thing.They would mostly just steal livestock and return home to their farms.Not standing a chance against giant armies doesn't make them "terrible warriors".
>>214384078moron asshole cretin loser dipshit idiot
>>214383364I'm pretty sure the cops cleaned him up when he got arrested and washed at the hotel.
>>214383364yeah, let's forget he traveled through time at risk to himself to save the whole world. he wore some smelly underwear.
>>214385481>he gets pregnant with john connor>>214385670People wonder how the swedes changed so much but they haven't really
>>214383364brainless retard moron speedwatcher dipshit loser
>>214385917ANARCOQUEERFEMINIST BRA SEX POOPENFARTEN
>>214383364Women like a strong musk.
>>214385971KEKSTOEL IK POOPENSHARTEN
>>214386107what are some strong musk kinos to watch with a woman?
>>214386454beauty and the beast
>>214386602Watched the 2014 B&B with LeaThe ending was retarded but I really enjoyed the rest of the movie
>>214383364Reese was such a chad he could shit his pants in front of her and STILL seal the deal.
>>214386841yeah, it's already part of the time loop that she was going to fuck him and get pregnant to his smelly, unwashed cock
