TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT
Spraying someone with water is "battery"? You gotta be kidding me.
>>214384636Clearly he was never the same after that role. Playing Tuco really messed up his head.
>>214384636I always mainly remember this guy for nip/tuck and training day, I think I never learned his name though
HE CALLED MY ABUELITA "BIZNATCH"!!!HE'S GETTING THE HOSE!!
>>214384666Would spraying someone with a battery be a "watery?"
Spraying someone's daughter with a water house can also be sexual assault and even rape (if he angled the stream a certain way).This might escalade.
>>214384666misspelling of "watery"
The Los Angeles-born actor, who played Sniper in the 2001 film Training Day, had been washing his vehicle at the time, an insider close to the situation told the outlet.Cruz had asked a woman who parked behind him to get out of the way and when she didn’t, he sprayed her, which she believed he did on purpose.Cruz was processed at the police station on Monday, sources told the outlet.
>>214384851America isn't real, how is that a crime lol
BAN ASSAULT HOSES
>>214384851ofcourse it was a fucking hoe
>>214384890Hosing while Mexican.
>>214384851Someone actually called the cops and said "this guy sprayed me with a hose" and the cops responded and literally arrested a man.
>>214384636Damn... he's not gonna be in the Breaking Bad reboot.
>>214384851How much you wanna bet she was screaming slurs before the hose came out.
>>214384851>being washing your car>lady walks up and stand there>tell her to move so you don't get her wet>she says no>continue washing your car>get arrestedLA needs to disappear.
>>214384666Yup water is serious business. I did 5 years in the pen for a squirt gun fight
>USA>hose a woman>get arrestedOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEE>UK>be a migrant, violently rape a little girl>be let go and get access to health care and housing for freeOi guv'nah we aint about no raoicisms
You can't even hose someone anymore, this isn't my America. What happened ?
>>214384666it's a double entendre. it means he splooged on her.
>>214385096how would they know? the evidence would just dry up before they got there.
Next time you drink water, remember that you're holding a deadly weapon. Drink responsibly.
>cops show up for that right away but if there's crime in progress it takes forever for them to materializeI guess a ghetto bird was near to spot the hoe hosedown.
>>214384636I thought this was Vince Vaughn from the thumbnail.
>>214385178Judge had a plumbing issue once. Was bent.
>>214384666Whatever you do Satan, never water your neighbor's flowers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR44B8EYoXw
>>214384666Any type of physical contact can be battery. They left out an assault charge because he wasn’t trying to instill fear. Sounds like he has been beefing with the neighbors for a while.
>>214385263>I thought this was Vince Vaughn from the thumbnail.#metoo
>>214385288What if a cart narc places a magnet on your car repeatedly?
>>214384666Thanks Trump!
>using a hiseU GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT
>>214384666Battery is a scary word that sounds way worse than it is they really need to change it like they did with "sexual assault" which ironically sounds way more tame than rape
>>214384779>Spraying someone's daughter with a water house can also be sexual assault and even rape (if he angled the stream a certain way).Oh jeez....
>>214385178CSI water
>>214384666it is when it's at a woman. Women are a protected class.
>>214385263I thought he was chinese
>>214385465>"If you look closely here under the microscope, you can see heavy traces of fluoride.... definitely proof of a spraying."
>>214384666kek, ''Land of the Free''
>>214384666What should it be?
>>214385807second degree tomfoolery
>>214385263>>214385691>okay okay now do chinese vince vaughn and he's gay
>>214385807Civil misconduct with maybe a fine on the spot at worst, not a fucking arrest.
>>214384636He watched it the night before.
Holy fuck, America must have solved every single crime if this is what they d during duty.Imagine going home and receiving a salary you arrested a guy for hossing some ho
Have a water splashoni, have two
>>214385902“Peacetime” shit. When there aren’t any problems, people invent them. We really need an invasion of space-bugs or a zombie curse. Something to get the blood pumping, get priorities straight, and unite us under a common, objectively good cause. And no…
>>214385972We got covid 5 years ago
>>214385972>there aren’t any problemslol
>>214384636Lady threatened to call ICE on him so he gave her some WATER
retarded, hosing people is how you deescalate a situation unless its a high powered fire hose
>>214386191The hose was strong enough to push her shit in despite her being tight tight tight.
What kind of person interrupts a man washing his car (I'm guessing he's well off so it's likely in a more affluent area and not a slum) to the point where he has to teach the person a lesson through a hosedown and then the person calls the cops.No person at all."hi 911 this is an emergency I've been soaked thoroughly" wtf
>>214384636based tuco
>>214384890completely agree, worst "crime" I've heard of someone taking seriously
>>214386304What kind of police officer actually does it?
>>214384636>this is not dihydrogen monoxide
>>214385178They hired a water splatter analyst
>>214384779You talking, wet t-shirt? or spraying her wet ass pussy?
>>214384636my dad did this to the lawyer that served him divorce papers, yet he didn't get brought it.
>>214384636they'll arrest him for this but keep the killers and thugs out on the street.
>>214387438DAMN MAN LOOK AT THAT LOOK
>>214386785>ass pussy
>>214387438
>>214385315That would be "trespass to chattels."
>>214384666Police tried to arrest me for shooting someone with a super soaker water gun.
>>214384779I think if the hose is strong enough and you stick it up their vaginas, it can kill them. That may be an urban legend type deal.
If he didn't want to get arrested, he should have just broken into dozens of cars and shat on the sidewalk
>>214384636from that distance it is like spraying her with concrete
>>214388812You're thinking of that JAV where they drowned the girl by forcing her to deep throat the hose.
>>214385807Disturbing the Peace
>>214388812I heard this one mexican kid drank 4 liters of pepsi in one afternoon and just like split in half from the pressure.
>>214389713>>214389863Alright guys I get it, you don't have to josh me.
>>214385807Unrequited silliness
>>214388812Nope, that is true. So men's health warned about it. It caused an air bubble witch could cause major complications.
