Here is your Cassandra Cain, bro.
>Here is your Cassandra Cain, bro.
>>214385181
I don't care about specific Asian types because I dig ALL Asian chicks
>>214385181what the fuck were they thinking?
>>214385181>I’ve been treated by the owner of the store
>>214385514They really, really, really, REALLY, really didn't want to give us this
Does Cassandra Cain event associate with the Birds of Prey OR Harley Quinn in the comics?
>>214385709she's a main part of the current Birds of PreyHarley was in the first arc
>>214385757Current as in after this movie came out?
>>214385793yes, current volume started last year
>>214385181i will always be mad
>>214385181>what if we removed literally everything fans like about the character>brilliant, they'll never see it coming
>>214385566>literally written by two feminist's>NOOOO!!! IF IT GIVES MEN BONERS IT'S BAAAD!!! REEEE!i hate these people.
>>214386165>>214385181this reminds me of waaaaay back when Tony Revolori (who played Flash Thompson in Nu Spider-Man) said he hoped they would cast a child to play Raven in a TT movie "So she couldnt be sexualized!"
>>214386237
>>214385181lol. You watched Birds of Prey? it wasn't bad
>>214385181>entire movie is about some ugly brown girl who needs to take a shitHarley Quinn?
>>214386458the Millennial's batgirl
>>214386516Barbara Gordon was improved by being put in a wheelchair.
>>214386474it was pretty badoverwhelming sense of the director thinking they were the most hip and clever person alive
>>214386544it was cool but i dont mind changing it. Hot take, Bruce should become the new Oracle
>>214386559it wasnt bad, it's a Harley Quinn movie and not meant to be taken seriously
>>214386737Why were the Birds of Prey in a Harley Quinn movie and why was Harley dressed like a moron?
>>214386752when youre not in highschool. people dont give a shit about endless pointless go no where means nothing at all questions
>>214386771Answer the questions.
Post Gail Simone's twitter meltdown.
>>214386737>make a movie called Birds of Prey>actually it's a Harley Quinn movie
>>214386795Birds of Prey is a canon title though. Yes HQ has lore
>>214386818Birds of Prey is a superhero team. It's like making a movie called Teen Titans and actually it's about Mr. Freeze.
>making this whore the center of the dc universe
Is some random brownoid getting confused over the title?
>>214386847Yeah its about the team - HQ, the little girl and one other woman
>>214386193If it gives STRAIGHT guys boners, it’s bad.
>>214386737Then why the fuck did they call it Birds of Prey?
>>214385982Who are the other three?
>>214385459>>214385568>>214386458keep em comingshe cute
>>214385181>Cassandra Caina 13 kid that doesn't knows kungfu>Renee Montoyaa 60yo granny>Black CanaryA hot blackess with a faggot brother>HuntressPUTA...but it workedWho did the casting for this shit? thou i liked the bad guys.
>>214387801Big Barda, Vixen and...Black Canary?
>>214387861What is DC's total inability to adapt Renee Montoya into live action? She absolutely sucked in Gotham too.
>>214387278its HQ plus others, forming the birds of prey. was the title that confusing?
>>214385492konnichiwa, dude!
>>214387915I think she was ok in Batwoman's show...she was fucking their version of Poison Ivy played by Bridget Reagan...but by that time it was already too late for that show.
>>214386865I honestly don't understand why. Out of all of DC's female characters, why is she the one who gets so much? She's almost got more than Wonder Woman these days.
>>214386865Thats the nu52...that literally doesn't counts.
>>214385181She's swelling!
>>214387861The only good thing about Rosie Perez as Renee was jacking it to her big horchata canons again
>>214387964merch sales
Apparently, it was another case of WB executives cock-blocking directors and writers.
>>214387915I think they keep casting her as way older for some reason
>>214385181THAT'S CIAPHAS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM?
>This movie is part of the Snyder saga
>>214388043Its insane how they dropped the ball with Cass and with Montoya too thou Rosy Perez kinda worked for the old detective type of char.the BoP film while not bad perse...it was just another peek inside the disaster that was the DC/WB relationship at the time.You can say anything you like about Gunn but having ONE dude in charge actually works if you want to have a slopverse.
>>214387810
>>214388144STOP TALKING! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE 'MUTE'.
>>214388130According to rumors, WB execs were having a spat with Ben Affleck and didn't want to introduce a character with such a close relationship to Batman, nor a character that could steal Harley Quinn spotlight.So they kept the name, but essentially turned the character into something else.
>new Birds of Prey comic>adds Cain and Quinn to the team because MUH MOVIE SYNERGY
>Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
This is Cass stalking a cute ballerina...excuse the Orphan costume.
>>214388239DC after Flashpoint is just sad.
>>214388254Its a lot better now...but it took an entire fucking decade to go back to the preFlashpoint continuity...that book was pretty good thou it was literally a xmen book but with Batcharacters.
>>214388173>frankly we don't want another popular character, it's a market we could do without
>>214388173>take cool fan favorite character (a FEMALE cool fan favorite character, not exactly a common occurrence) and turn her into an unrelated lame kid characterThis does not seem like a smart business decision but what do I know, I'm just some guy, not a big corporate suit.
>>214388239Cass should have a girlfriend...if they gave Tim Fagg...i mean Drake a boyfriend, they need to fix the balance by giving Cass or Steph a girlfriend.
>>214388376Cass needs a boyfriend.
>>214388422damian
>>214388422I'll do it!
>>214385181Gimme a quick rundown on this Cassandra Cain and why this was a poor depiction. I saw the movie I think but the only thing I remember is the sandwich webm and that's just because it's a webm here. I think there was a police station.
>>214388718The comics character is a hot Asian teenager who's also a mute assassin. Batman adopts her as his daughter and trains her as his ninja Batgirl. She's so good she could beat up Batman, but she is so loyal to him she calls him daddy, and possible wish he would just fuck her.Her mother is also a super assassin mommy aaah mistress that trained Batman.
>>214388757>mommy aaah mistressA what?
>>214388422Cass needs to be molested by Batwoman.
>>214388992a mommy aaah mistress
>>214389147>Bronze Tiger fucked thishot
>>214389147What is a mommy aaah?
Buttgirl
>>214385181Gor what Birds of Prey was, I don't mind it. At first I thought I'd hate it but it's just like the Meilssa McCarthy version of Ghostbusters, a cheaply done, shitty generic comedy movie aimed at women
>>214388352There most likely are certain producers who have money to gain if certain characters do well it's why Avi Arad for years pushed to force Venom into everything
>>214385448wasnt that from the awful Adam Beechen run where she spoke Navajo or some bs?
>>214385566or even the OG Chuck Dixon run.
>>214385709Harley had nothing to do with Birds of Ptey until the movie.Cass was a silent assasin trained by her assasin father. Barbara Gordon took her under her wing after Cass stopped her dad from killing Jim Gordon. She ended up taking on the mantle of Batgirl from Barbara.
>>214385982>>214385757>reading current year DC ComicsI gave up on them years ago. I just now do back issues, reprints, and trades old old runs.
>>214390407absolute, new gods & bop is all that's worth keeping up withdunno how flash or gl is these days
>>214386544I disagree, but I think her role as Oracle is still a fantastic and valid era for the character. I hate New52 for erasing it. They kept talking about "diversity" in the reboot, they they erased a disabled character and an Asian Batgirl by rewinding Barbara Gordon's character back decades.
>>214388442Damian is for the floor, it's where he belongs. I know it, you know it, Cass knows it.
>>214386905That is NOT Birds Of Prey. It is a team they made up for the film. And the girl is a conpletely new character thatvis a Hollywood cliche more than anything from the book. The closest character would actually be Sin, a girl that Dinah adopts for some issues after fighting crime in SE Asia.
>>214386193>written by two feminist'sHow is cheesecake artist Ed Benes a femimist?also> 's
>>214385181Unironically what were they thinking? She's the easiest character in the world to make into a #girlboss and they decided to make her a chubby 8 year old who needs protecting so that 60 year old Rosie Perez can get an action scene where she beats up 40 dudes instead?
>>214390502i knew that i would be fact checked eventually.
>>214390468Also canceling a gay marriage that was being clearly built up toThis was because new 52 had a blanket ban on all marriage but man the lefties clearly wouldn't accept that explanation.
>>214390407What do you mean, they still put out good stu-
>>214390657come on man
>>214388322Cassandra Bane?
>>214389883Funnily enough I sat through Birds of Prey (although I wish I hadn't). I couldn't make it more than 15 minutes into Ghostbusters 2016.For all its failings BoP had some semblance of a story, while Girlbusters just felt like a non-stop rambling ad-lib.
>>214390965She got kidnapped in issue 17 of the latest run and got injected with a venom like substance.
>>214391017I think they both had incredibly bad storiesWhile Ghostbusters was literally 'generic bad guy is bad', there wasn't much a team dynamic neededThat's really the only thing that changed with BoP, imo but even that was written almost as bad as Avengers (first one) team up was written, specifically with Hulk at the endBut it's all still capeslop[the grenade part was retarded as fuck, tho. Letting a 12 year old kid have a live grenade/spoiler]
>>214391256I didn't say it was a good story, anon. Just that it had one instead of being an endless cavalcade of women talking about takeaway food, mean youtube comments and their queefs occasionally also ghosts
