>Weapons.2025.1080p.WEB.H264-ETHEL>Weapons.2025.1080p.WEB.H264-ETHEL>Weapons.2025.1080p.WEB.H264-ETHEL>Weapons.2025.1080p.WEB.H264-ETHEL>Weapons.2025.1080p.WEB.H264-ETHELYep, the most profitable movie of 2025 is finally out!4K is also up!Torrent this kino and watch it with your gf!
I haven't got a girlfriend but I'll go watch it before it's spoiled ITT, thanks
yify got it
>>214388209V: 10A: 10Thanks yify
>>214388209Fuck you assholehttps://post.rlsbb.ru/weapons-2025-1080p-web-h264-ethel/You and the race description anon
>>214388749how i use this?
>>214388826Try sticking it in your asshole. If that doesn't work, use it to slit your wrists.
>>214388209Great movie.PS: it's an allegory for kids with bad home situations getting bullied and shooting up the school
>>214388859I'm going to hunt you. I'm going to find you. I'm going to hurt you. Really bad.You will die screaming. In the dirt.
>>214388924>You will die screaming. In the dirt.That was always the plan.
>>214388209>>Weapons.2025.1080p.WEB.H264-ETHEL>>Weapons.2025.1080p.WEB.H264-ETHEL>>Weapons.2025.1080p.WEB.H264-ETHEL>>Weapons.2025.1080p.WEB.H264-ETHEL>>Weapons.2025.1080p.WEB.H264-ETHELhow to download
>>214388924i dont say this man
>>214388209HYAAAAAAA SHAAAAAA SORYAAAAH!!!!
>>214388209bout fucking time, was searching for this a few hours ago
>>214388826>>214388969>>214388996https://clicknupload.click/to7g5blzkqq2Do you guys really not know how to use a file locker?
>>214388209Why do you have to post it five times like some sort of spaz? Is it like a code on the faggot file sharing forums?
>>214388209>watch it with your gfhaha, you too
>>214389053ty
>>214388916No it's not
>Why do you have to post it five times like some sort of spaz? Is it like a code on the faggot file sharing forums?>Why do you have to post it five times like some sort of spaz? Is it like a code on the faggot file sharing forums?>Why do you have to post it five times like some sort of spaz? Is it like a code on the faggot file sharing forums?>Why do you have to post it five times like some sort of spaz? Is it like a code on the faggot file sharing forums?>Why do you have to post it five times like some sort of spaz? Is it like a code on the faggot file sharing forums?
>>214389093nope
>>214389053>wait 30 seconds>it never starts counting downmeanwhile, pircel
god i wish that were me
>>214388916>PS: it's an allegory for kids with bad home situations getting bullied and shooting up the schoolwow first time i read a post about the movie that actually makes sense. appreciate you
>>214389324i'm not giving away the best ones, just the average one.Also this movie is antisemetic.
No need for mubis if you have a gf
Is Amy Madigan gilf?
So this is it huh
>the movie just dropped guys>btw here's a bunch of spoilers
>>214388916you guys mock media literacy then parrot embarrassingly retarded takes like this
>>214389467faggot, i made all the webms from the TS months ago, literally the weekend the movie came out and the 1BET leaked
>>214389558I didn't parrot anything. I came up with this myself.Explains the name and the AK the dad sees in his dream.
>>214389467i already know them before you did
>>214390014wot
>>214390107looser
>>214388969>how to downloadAre people trolling when they ask this?
>>214390149talking about your o-ring?
>>214389089>Why do you have to post it five times like some sort of spaz? Is it like a code on the faggot file sharing forums?Greentext wall gets more views.
>>214390363how many years do you have ?trust me u sound old ass
The last good horror I saw was The Orphanage (the Spanish film).Is this actually good or just nu-horror low standards faggotry?
>>214390425>how many years do you have ?>trust me u sound old assyou sound like a black
>>214390427try watching it, loser
>>214390425>how many years do you have ?>trust me u sound old ass
>>214390427watch it and tell us
>>214390427skip ityou are too good for a free movie
>>214390427Its really good. I saw it in theaters and loved it.
>>214390427>Is this actually good or just nu-horror low standards faggotry?i liked it
just finished and its fucking trash, how the fuck do people like this? clown jump scares, the bad guy is weak af, a lot of POVs that add nothing to the story, and a lot more random shit, im so mad because tv was praising this movie and its a total let down i almost stop watching when they show you an assault rifle in the sky WTF is this shit
>>214390427>The last good horror I saw was The Orphanage (the Spanish film).watch more movies faggot
>ETHEL
>>214390921Weapons.2025.2160p.IT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.DV.HDR.H.265-RDNYB
>>214391065>RDNYB
>9 hours leftGee whiz, thank you mister, you are so kind!
none of these fucking work. delete the thread, retard.
>>214389053this >>214391233
>>214391233>that speed>that screenshot
>>214388209Zach Creggers movies are all stock horror movies with nothing remarkable about them. They're the kind of thing you watch on Netflix when you have absolutely nothing else to do and then never think about again.
I know a guy who worked on set and he said that they had to THROW OUT every piece of furniture during that bar scene because the humidity coming from Julia Garner's pussy ruined it all
>>214388343>I haven't got a girlfriendWhat does that have to do with anything?
>>214388209the way some of you are so enthused about it is sussy. it was just ok. and another movie was pretty much just like it this year so that made it "lesser" to no fault of its own, too. i am ok with the finale but i presume the author arrived there by accident, since he don't even know what his film is about just dream logic his way through it... but yea kids are rescued yay but they will stay vegetable so really is it a win sort of a metaphor of whats going on with thet tictocification of the internet, prime peon making machine to brainwash for the gains of those in power
>>214388859Dis nigga angry.
>>214388209the name of the movie is stupid
>>214388916Well Zach Cregger is a hateful piece of shit who despises anyone who he deems below him in anyway, as was Trevor Moore. Zach proudly tells a story of laughing at some blind kid who walked into a tree at a memorial service being held for his only friend at the school. He and Trevor Moore agreed, it's "objectively funny." I wonder if they think it's as funny as a drunken Trevor Moore thinking he can fly and landing face first on the concrete, gurgling his own blood as it fills his skull while his life slips away from him.
>>214391366It's still a better title than "the Barbarian," but yeah, this guy sucks.
for me it's 720p yts rips
>>214391366It got me to click
>>214389053what do you even click? it's just endless popups.
>>214391524drop the link into jdownloader2
When the aunt showed up, it reminded me of the Aunt Flo episode of South park. If only they'd have named her Aunt Flo.
>>214391555/g/ is on its way to blow up your house program is amazin
>Weapons.2025.REPACK.1080p.MA.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-WEEEEEEEPONS>Weapons.2025.REPACK.1080p.MA.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-WEEEEEEEPONS>Weapons.2025.REPACK.1080p.MA.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-WEEEEEEEPONS>Weapons.2025.REPACK.1080p.MA.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-WEEEEEEEPONS>Weapons.2025.REPACK.1080p.MA.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-WEEEEEEEPONS
FUCK ALL YOU PRIVATE TRACKER CUNTSFUCK YOUR SECRET CLUBSPRETENTIOUS PIECES OF SHITYOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOLFUCK YOU
>>214391666If I jump on it now will staff have FLed it by the time I announce? I've been waiting for the MA
i just watched it. first half was very good. second half was very meh. is this the consensus as well?
>>214391710>failed the RED interviewthat's rough buddy
>>214391724Ending was great. First half was boring until halfway through Archer part.
>>214391883Red sucks compared to WCD. That whole culture is dead.
>>214391724No
Just watched it. It's good, does what it wants to do reasonably well.7.5/10I don't think it is a horror movie btw. You will get disappointed if you treat it as a horror movie.
>>214391979yeah, Spotify and then staff nuking what did a number on the music scene for sure
>>214391710>FUCK ALL YOU PRIVATE TRACKER CUNTSdude just join themi did itit's easy
what was the witch doing in the forest waving at the junkie?
>>214392067Having fun
>>214389674Why do zoomgroids need an explanation for everything? Its fiction
>>214391710>YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOLwe literally are
Why not use a direct Download?
>>214392082>Why do zoomgroids need an explanation for everything?quivering cope of a seething brainlet unable to explain
>>214388749The racebaiting vod anon is a hero on this board, show some respect.
>>214392186Direction and framing is more important than plot
>>214392195Nah that's not VoDAnon, who is indeed a hero, OP is the other guy
>>214392221the mantra of low-iq hacks incapable of writing a coherent plot
Why are you people pirating when you could watch it in theaters?
>>214392548they're poorfags who can't afford a movie ticket. pathetic faggots.
>>214388343update: it was kino>>214391330OP explicitly instructed me to watch it with a girlfriend but there are operational inadequacies at play that preclude me from fully following orders
>>214392136>Why not use a direct Download?we do
>>214392067she was probably going out to his camp for something of his to take and use to bind him for the spell (because he had seen the house and would imminently squeal) but officer maggot brought him right back anyway
>>214388209I watched it in a theater with my gf and her grandma
What was the point of getting Justine hair?
>>214388209>occult sloppa meant to sway and pervert the innocentPass.
>>214392724i watched it with my gf and her shota kid brother
>>214392747So she can be targeted at the petrol station but yes why not cut her throat in the first 15 minutes
>>214392754>zoomer retard thinks magic is realfrfr ong?
>>214392763Are you going to molest him?
>>214392886we do ... stuff
>>214392833I guess the thinking was that having her be brutally murdered in her car across the street from the hideout would arouse suspicion.
>>214392949Yes but you'll think of more plot holes soon so I reckon it would have been a easy clean up
>>214390860Horror movie fans have fucking awful taste
>>214390363No. Someone just answer the fucking question for once.
>>214393020You put the lime in the coconut
anyone else feel like the tone inexplicably shifted at the end while the kids are chasing the witch?
>>214393070no, it's only you. kys, retard.
>>214393070It does turn her into a joke but him snapping the stick was kino
>>214393020>Someone just answer the fucking question for once.NO.fuck you
>>214392024How
>>214392747>>214392833the point was to muddy the waters for the authorities and buy time for them to skip townthe witch wanted to take the kid with her to keep the scam going, she can't send one of his parents to kill julia garner and lose an integral tool (needs the parents to keep the kid compliant) so she uses the principal, who had to imminently go for listening to julia in the first place... she also needed to get a final face-to-face with the principal and feel out how much time she even had, asking him whether he'd called the calvary or noton top of it all she was just sadistic and probably thought it would be funny and ironic to have julia garner's boss and supposed ally in saving the kid be the one to come kill her>>214393070it got pretty excessive, before the lawnmower guy gawks at them is when she should've just fallen down for the kill scene instead of dragging it out so muchthe voiceover heel turn of "they got better btw" while the kids stare blankly off into space is also bizarre and I assume the studio demanded it
>>214393083eat shit you pox-ridden faggot>>214393085>>214393167Yeah, the final kill and after was all good, the gawking neighbor and the reaction of the family run through was comical.
i don't get it
>>214390427I've watched it twice already that's a good sign
>>214393287it's a surreal dream informed by one of the posters in his kid's room and the realization that they were so robotic in movement as to be controlled - like "heat seeking missiles", weaponsthink of it like tony soprano dreaming about a fish even though he's actually thinking about shooting his best friend, it's about jung and poetry and shit
>>214393287Gabe released a projection device that shows your CS2 MTX to neighbours
>>214393287Does he leave his house and just end up back in the house in his dream
>>214388916oh youre... serious? >>214389674cause i was posting this agreeing with you as a joke >>214389350
>>214393287It's an homage to the dream the director had that inspired the movie. He claims he doesn't know what it means but he liked the visual so much he wanted to make sure it was in the movie. Also since he says it doesn't have any meaning then it leaves it to the audience interpretation.
The kid can be a warlock now. He needs to keep the tree.
>>214393538And I was too stupid to think he's controlling the kids. I thought after they tear her apart they're good
>>214393132>Howjust learn from>>>/g/106515632
>>214391710did you somehow miss the link to a public website hosting the file you fucking retard?
>>214392747>What was the point of getting Justine hair?lol holy shit you are dumb
>>214393287>i don't get it<--------see pic
>>214393724some anon (why do i keep referencing back to them specifically, why do i have so much respect for them) posted that the dad character saw it as a gun because it was his subconscious way of warning him about the house in a way that a regular american male would "danger, weapons"
I saw a post saying the film is transphobic because of the offensive depiction of the witch not very cool
>>214393803>I saw a post saying the film is transphobic because of the offensive depiction of the witch not very coolThat's just trannies being upset at anything they think is a dog whistle.
>>214390363I always see you ppl posting those links but when i copy/paste it into the search bar nothing happens. Not even trolling. can you just fucking share it without using boomer links please
Good movie but I was expecting more from the hype
Why do Americans hate people who stay with family and call them 'parasites' for existing? You don't help family? You don't care for them when they're sick? What the fuck is wrong with yall. Do you take them out back and shoot them? Sickos
can we get a webm of the old lady getting torn apart
wenie stop reading this thread
>>214393870every year more and more posters like this guy make up the userbase of the site
>>214393893Everyone in the theater was laughing until that part. Then they started laughing again.
I dont have a 4chan pass
>>214393886gb2 /bed/ gladys
>>214393912how is that a bad thing? it's pathetic that you oldfags are still here and refuse to move on
>>214393912You're not any better admit it. You're probably a lower class white with low value.
>>214393966no cap no cap fr fr this lil cuz knows the beef he thug shakes his assets
>>214393966This isn't a public resource for certain age groups.Comments like yours never make any god damn sense.
>>214393966>>214393976it's a steady influx of outsiders who bring negative influence alongside an active refusal to assimilate to any standing norms, so yes, I will seethe about it happening to my gay chinese forum like I seethe when it happens to my country>you're not any betteractually I am, because I managed to figure out torrenting when I was a retarded child like you by lurking and then googling it (this is still available as an option, you just don't like it)
>>214388209still waiting for casablanca.....
>>214388969>>214393870https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifo52gN_LGohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PkK-APWx6I
>>214394053also:ext.to1337x.touindex.orgthepiratebay.org
>>214393870>I always see you ppl posting those links but when i copy/paste it into the search bar nothing happens.lol are you real?
>>214392548why would anyone go to a place where there are potential nogs that will stab you for no reason? use your brain retard
>zoomers STILL don't know how to torrent
>>214394191there's 30+ year old men posting here right now that can't torrent
you pieces of shityou fucking pieces of shit
we need to banned right wings gun
>it’s a metaphor for trauma
>>214394221>there's 30+ year old men posting here right now that can't torrentI really hope not.
The opening scene of the kids running in the dark to the George Harrison song was kino. The rest of the movie was very dry and procedural, there was no mystery or atmosphere. The director admitted to being inspired by David Lynch and clearly paid homage to him with the shot of the ceiling fan, but he failed to make you feel anything like Lynch did.
>>214394314>>214394168>redditors running out of the theater when they realize it's about a witch and alcoholism instead of school shootings
>>214394399I'm like 30 minutes in but there was a big AR pattern rifle in the sky over that house
Why was the triangle button from the playstation controller in the movie title? Was it supposed to someone controlling people?
>>214394486that's the AA symbol, maybe it is about alcoholism
>>214393070It was deliberately comical, if that’s what you mean. >>214393167>they got better btwHe says some of them are talking again, after… I wanna say a few months or years. Which means most of them aren’t, which means they probably never will. And the parents are vegetables for life. It was pretty bleak if you ask me.
>>214393167>the voiceover heel turn of "they got better btw"they didn't say that. they said "some of them even started talking" which means that most of them will never recover.
>>214394486edgy leftist anarchy
omg the chinaman is a gay lolhe made molest
>>214391325She's not that hot.
Why did she appear in Julia Garner and Josh Brolin's dreams? Was she doing it on purpose to taunt them? Why do that if she doesn't want to get caught
Just finished it.Weird movie.If it weren't for the multiple POV gimmick and the premise it would have been almost unwatchable.Barbarian was a better movie overall I think.
>>214394676The story is a Stephen King pastiche.Once the ancient evil moves into town there's always some sort of "force of good" trying to oppose it.The people involved were getting visions guiding them to confront the evil.
>>214394676She is jewish coded.
>the gay faggots both get their heads exploded>the kid immediately turns and walks away when a black man asks him if he needs a ridebased and redpilled movie
>>214394690Barbiarian is unwatchable and boring slop.Had to skip a few parts of that movie because nothing was happening or the movie tried to jumpscare the viewer.
>>214394690Both overhyped but I reckon it's better than barbarian. Resident evil won't be full on horror
>>214391998For most of its run i thought it was supposed to be funny
>>214394735Barbarian had almost no jumpscares, except for Bill Skarsgard getting brained and the other two characters getting nabbed.This movie had like tens times as many.Are you even thinking of the right movie.
>>214394690This movie was infinitely more watchable than Barbarian because Justin Long was only in it for 30 seconds
>directed by gallon of PCP manWhat the FUCK
>>214392548I hate movie theatres now, they smell awful and the floors are sticky and the seats are probably filthy too. I don't know if they've gotten worse or if I just didn't mind that stuff when I was a kid.
redhairs are the whitest ever so evil
>>214388209i always see these threads but dont know how to get the torrent file when it's posted like this. can someone tell me how?
>>214394885You go to a torrent searching website, search the movie game, find the one with the most seeders, and then download it.You also must have a torrent client installed on your computer to make the download.
he's straight up Naruto running
>>214394870I’m sorry you live in an area with a high concentration of niggers, anon.
What scene had the best music for you, for me it was Marcus attacking julia
This kid fucking eyemogs my D40 ass it's not fair
>>214393287why did this scene mindbreak /tv/ so hard?
How bad was the Coke product placement
>>214395054it was great i smiled
This movie is wack as fuck. Thanos almost figured out that the running kids all ran into Alex's house in a straight line. How did the police not figure this out. Why nobody did a follow up checks on Alex's house. Why didn't any of the neighbors noticed that Alex's parents have not left the house in forever. How did the police not notice that the aunt who is speaking on behalf of Alex and his parents are sketch as fuck. How did the puppets who are kept in the house poop. How did the witch took over Thanos, she just jumpscared him, but it was established that you need way more than that to control someone.
>>214395113police are raycis they are dumb
>>214395113The most impossible part to believe for me was the idea that this kid kept the secret quiet, when getting grilled by cops even if his lips stayed sealed there's no way they wouldn't catch on
>>214395113same, esp how tf did the cops not talk to his parents and do a home visit as soon as the kids ran off?????
>>214395155omg spoiler wtf omg
>>214395113/tv/ said FBI would be all over the town too
>>214395113>>214395168In all fairness the cops did do a house check, it's shown in the kid's POV flashback (the aunt staged it specifically for this reason). The only thing is it was just the one-time visit (highly unlikely) and the aunt said the dad had a stroke and couldn't speak, but surely there's somebody in the community who knew the dad from before (and the mom for that matter)
>>214395113A druggie who wanted cash reward from a pawnshop almost figured out the mystery, yet the police couldn't. If whole class of white kids in middle Pennsylvania gone missing, it would made national news for weeks and the FBI, NSA, and CIA would've become involved.
>>214395225unless it was passovers
>>214395113B-but dream logic!!
why do the parensteins pause? lol wtf
>>214395113also where did she send the kids when the cops were coming to visit? it just shows them all running out the back door, where do they go and how does no one see them?
>>214395113Because running in a straight line makes no sense, unless there’s weird magic involved. They did go to Alex’s home, but you’re completely correct that it would’ve fallen apart under the slightest scrutiny. Saying both parents suddenly had a stroke right around when the kids went missing? No fucking way. The witch grabbed something from him. She needed a person’s possession wrapped around a piece of wood and smeared with her blood. I guess she had the blood and stick ready to go and did it really fast? Somehow? And the kid cleaned up his parents’ poop.
>>214395313To the woods
>>214388916k thanks for the warning.skip.PS: never giving up my guns btw
>>214395319>Because running in a straight line makes no sense, unless there’s weird magic involved. The first thing you do to find a missing person is to check the tape on the last time he/she was last seen, and follow the direction where he/she is going. All the kids were running and converging into one location. This is negligent police work.
>>214395367the police was too busy being raycis and 'straight" lines omg lol
>>214388209Gladys is allegedly based on Gloria Vanderbilt.
>>214388209it took me a bit of time to realise that the message of the movie is basically: to have a healthy society get rid of the parasitesand that's pretty hilarious
>>214388209>12 hours to downloadfuck off
>>214395113>How did the police not figure this out.Because they're shown to be incompetent, corrupt, and more interested in their anniversary dinners than finding the children. It's a central theme of the movie that none of the adults are doing right by the children. I pray for all anons that can't understand a movie as simple as this.
>>214395505sir, your fiber optic internet?
>>214395505>started 5 minutes ago>halfway throughdo you live in the middle of a potato field?
>>214395214oh yeah, I said that before I just finished. I liked seeing all the kids chase her and rip her apart
>>214395505What 3rd world shithole are you from?
don't understand the whole affair subplot, didn't really add much
>>214388343You can watch it with your boyfriend, anon, that is ok.
This shit was wack. Felt more like a comedy than a horror. And why the fuck did everyone get a backstory but not the old bitch. We got zero motive on why she's doing this. Like how the fuck was the kids suppose to help her
>>214395048They look for any reason to inject their /pol/ narrative to validate their worldview that they're being genocided and can't leave their rooms.
>>214395513Retards on this board like to pretend they are smart by trying to poke plotholes in shit instead of trying to understand what is being conveyed.
It's really boring so far at the 20 minute mark now
>>214396471Obviously steal their life force to heal herself or make herself young again.
>>214397018She had the kids in the basement for well over a month yet where is this healing headcanon you speak of? And your answer is going to be more headcanon shit right
>>214397240I asked these questions 3 weeks ago. She couldn't stand when she first arrived but yes it looks like she didn't heal
>>214397240It was not clarified but it was some kind of ritual, maybe she was waiting for full moon or something, I'm not a witch.But look at other witch stories and extrapolate from them.
>>214388209I hope this doesn't disappoint like every other piece of shit movie that dropped this year.I'll save it to watch at the weekend.
>>214388916No, the movie it's about a witch taking control of kids/ adults.
>>214397289it's mediocre, at best
>>214388209shit movie
>>214388209>zoomers have such short attention spans that a two-hour movie feels boring to them>as they're watching they are commenting on 4chan as if anyone gives a fuck
>>214397253>he couldn't stand when she first arrived but yes it looks like she didn't healWhen she arrived she was standing in front of the car with a wig on watching the husband move her items inside. It was during the boy story when he looked out the window>>214397255>But look at other witch stories and extrapolate from them.Enough with the headcanon shit. The movie would've been better if got a clear backstory on her.
>>214392223Low IQ zoomgroid that cant appreciate filmmaking and wants a book instead
>>214397370totally this
>>214394870i went to see it yesterday at the theater and it was empty as fuck, only 5 people. It was clean tho, so lucky me
>>214397429What kind of backstory do you need.A witch arrived in town, mind controlled a couple to let her stay in their house.Then started doing evil witch things.My only question is why didn't she mind control the kid, maybe she could not for some reason.This movie is very similar to longlegs where peaceful families invite in their household something evil or anyways allow it to enter because they have been pacified by good life and are no longer suspicious against obvious signs of evil.
>>214397919The witch was their aunt they havent seen for 15 years, they have history. What was her the end goal? Where did she get the tools and knowledge from? Why can the kid copy her rituals? Did she really have a branch ready with all 17 kids hair in it?There's so much shit with the rituals that isnt consistent I could type of whole paragraph on it. Like how during the scene where she grab the dogtag from the man she wouldve needed to have a bell, branch and a lock of Justine hair to wrap it all around for a kill commandWtf is with a salt lines. Like how was she going to leave with the kid while the salt line was also blocking the front door. Also why the fuck dont the salt lines dont effect the kids. She wouldve won the fight if it did.For the kid Im guessing she needed a normal person to blackmail so they can carry out her chores like gathering more people, cleaning the house, buying shit from the store, and feeding them.But that still dont fully make senses because we seen the Mom walk outside to Justice car while holding scissor, proceeds to open the car back door, cut out a lock of her hair, and walk back but they cant feed themselves?
>>214394030>CONFORM, CHUD!!!
>>214394030The vibrant digital ecosystem and culture of 4channel’s pedophile board MUST be protected!
>>214398680There's plenty of plot holes but he did take risk copying the magic trick but it worked
>>214395113The apathy of the authorities towards missing and neglected kids is the point
>>214398680It is implied that she planted the memory of her being their aunt.During their discussion in the car, the father tells the kid that he doesn't know how are they related.Also have you watched the movie?The witch asked from the kid to steal his classmates belonging to bind them.Seems like you didn't watch it.
>>214390427Its horrible movie. At times it feels like u are watching pardoy lol
>>214388209There is no horror in this movie
>>214388859Jesus
>>214398891>>214398904even the ending is considerably less gory than Indiana Jones. a movie made with marketability and streaming audiences in mind.
First half: 8/10Second half: 5/10Rating: 6.5/10Trust me I'm an expert.
>>214398961I was ready to like the movie but when they made the teacher to be a slut it was an instant drop from me.
>>214398748>It is implied that she planted the memory of her being their aunt.Nothing she did implies she can implant memories , all her voodoo shit needs an item of the target. Also they said they havent seen this woman in 15 years.>The witch asked from the kid to steal his classmates belonging to bind them.Thats how she summoned them, what was that a rebuttal too? She still needs a item from each of them to do a new command. The scene right before the detective searched the house she needs strings from all of their cloths to get them out of the house>>214398718I tripping on the fact that the branch mustve had all 17 clothes strings(not hair) on it. For what reason would she need all the kids to attack one target. If the salt line shit effected the kids too, she wouldve won
>>214398991She just a side bitch to a cop. You dont see any other man in her life. Not a slut just a homewrecker
>>214399172She fucked a dude so she is a slut.She also drank.
>>214398961yes and yesalso, for the uneducated ones:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_Yaga
>>214399782>Particular emphasis may be placed by some narrators on the repulsiveness of her nose, breasts, buttocks, or vulvaHot.
Who the fuck was the narrator
>>214399977what's his name again?
>>214400090Angry Joe.
>>214391410>I wonder if they think it's as funny as a drunken Trevor Moore thinking he can fly and landing face first on the concrete, gurgling his own blood as it fills his skull while his life slips away from him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iBIqvkwkrA
The most unrealistic part for me was the cop had a hot milf wife and he chose to bang the ugly roastie.
>>214391410Yep. These people can dish it but they can't take it.
Mike and Jay loved itIf you didn't like it then maybe you should watch some Marvel movie? They're way simpler.
>>214400303At least the teacher was young.
I wanted this movie to be good so bad but it sucked
>>214400303t. has never had a long term girlfriend
>>214401138>has never had ~~a long term~~ girlfriend
>>214394857oh wow!! he did fucking direct itthats interesting cause most people like the shots, story and cinematic aspects but hate the writing (not his fault)
>>214395113you could have just said witchcraft is fantasy just like aliens
It's simple. Witches are just evil. There's nothing more to it.
>>214402261No they are le misunderstood victims of the patriarchy.
>>214388209I didn't like it, allegorical movies are extremely boring.
