>Say, Hansen, you're that famous lawman, h'ain't ya, cowpoke? Starting to think this here game's some kinda setup...>Rode a long way through Injun territory tonight, didn't ya, partner? Fella might wonder why ol' Vincent Ambrosio done saddled up and spurred here in the first place...
RECKON I'LL HAVE MY WAY WITH THE WHOLE DERN NURSERY IF IT SO PLEASES ME HANSENRECKON YOU WON'T LIFT ONE OF YER LILY LIVERED FINGERS TO STOP ME NEITHERRECKON I CAN HAVE EM ALL, HANSEN
>Done suffered enough o' yer jowls flappin', Hansen! Best show them heels or fill yer fuckin' hand!
>>214389287i would pay money to watch a tv show about hanson going after real pedophiles and getting his ass beat every time he tries to confront some ethnic rape gang.
>>214389287kek he shoulda had his big iron on his hip
>HANSEN! GIT OUT HERE HANSEN! AHM CALLIN' YEW OUT, HANSEN, YA YELLA-BELLIED COWARD! THIS HERE'S MAH TOWN, YA HEAR ME? AN' IN MAH TOWN WE AIN'T IN THE BUSINESS A' TOLERATIN' LAWMEN! YA GOT TIL THE CRACK A NOON TO GIT YER YELLA ASS OUTTA HERE 'FORE ME AND THE BOYS HAVE OUR WAY WITH LIL MISS DECOY HERE!
He got caught with cp again, it's over this time, literally over
>>214390987He's a tall nord, he'd beat the shit out of ethnics
>>214389287Seriously though, why was he dressed as a cowboy?
>>214391529That's just how pizza delivery mem dress in Oklahoma
What about the guy who Hansen claimed was "obsessed with pizza" even though pizza was never once brought up during his segment or in any of the chats that were read? He must have been showing some serious restraint if he went that long without saying a word about it.
>>214391552I find that hard to believe.
>>214391529He was a gunslinger, cattle rustler, and all 'round straight shooter.
>>214389287post your pics of Big Tex or you a yellow bellied son of a gun
>>214389287He was recently overtaken by the diaperfag that shit his pants as the peak of predators caught. Chris Hansen is the best at it, most of the other “predator hunters” are retards.
>>214391332i think you mean "get stabbed in the abdomen several times and die"
>>214391993Chris Hansen's routine is hard to beat, his television host style just makes the interactions funnier.
>>214390987He'd be arrested by the British police for a ROICISM
