Why did he always pretend he knew nothing about wrestling? What other dark secrets does he have?
>>214389532LOOK AT ME BOP BOP BOP
>>214389532Bet he doesnt even like neil breen films.Its all an act.
>>214389532>Mike and wrestling? Oh my God..!Yandex Search>Oh! Oh my God!!
>>214389532Everything this turd gets involved with turns to shit
>>214389532Where's his sexy wife Rich Evans?
Attending events is fun even if you are not a huge fan.
>>214389532why does his neck look like that?
>>214390143ladies and gentlemen, we got him
>>214391903In the ring
>>214389532Prequelchuds lost
>>214389532>What other dark secrets does he have?He really loves the Prequels. Only someone who has watched the Prequels many times could make the Plinkett reviews.
>>214389532He got into wrestling when he saw Edge in his breakout role.
>>214389532I imagine he didnt want anyone to know hes a pedophile with down syndrome
>>214389532WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CHIIIIIIIIIIN?
>>214389532Its just a joke. Its that new medication they got him on, for his blood pressure, it fucked with his head.
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>>214392141>The cop attacked the woman with a knifeLmao
Do neither of these guys have wives or kids? Aren't they like 50 now?
We did it, /b/!
>>214392472His wife is right there to his right, and probably their kid next to her.
>>214392472Jessi is literally with him
>>214392539She’s the one who dragged him to pro wrestling.
>>214392539>>214392558Is that his wife? Okay so they have like a 15 year old son by now I imagine?
He's at an AEW show.That means he's fucking gay. Like gayer than gay. Not like Freddie Mercury cool gay, but GOATSE gay. He most fefinitely is fucking or has fucked trannies. Its official now.Go watch your Plinkett reviews after finding that out.
Mike unironically believes in ghosts, UFOs and professional wrestling being real.
>>214392635Okay well 2 of those things are real so not bad 2/3 is a passing grade
>>214392635Based
>>214392635Those are all positive qualities.
>>214392585>Okay so they have like a 15 year old son by now I imagine?No way. The kid would be there at the show.
>>214392635i haven't watched rlm in ages but all of that is based.
>>214392609You seem to know an awful lot about this.
>>214392712the average age of wrestling fans is 61 years old, it's boomer entertainment
>>214392837I see lots of young people in this pic >>214392482
>>214389532>What other dark secrets does he have?Mike is constantly crying and breaking down during film shoots, and Rich's absence has led to Jay having to take over "Rich" duties like preparing food for Mike and spending time with him watching Star Trek TNG at the RLM studio. The lease on Jay's new warehouse property has already been repossessed due to Jay's credit rating completely tanking after large amounts of personal debt went to collections and he committed financial fraud to recoup his losses. Jay has become a massive alcoholic since 2022, and doesn't even hide it around the guys anymore. Jack tried to get Jay to attend the same 12 step program he did but Jay showed up drunk and tried to pretend he was just acting drunk "as a joke". Mike's completely broken emotional state has really started to wear Jay thin and he's stopped coming into work to avoid the constant babying he has to do for Mike. This is why you haven't seen Jay in an RLM video for 4 months now. Safe to say, this is probably the end of RedLetterMedia. Just how exactly it ends will be revealed, likely in the coming months or weeks, if not days or even hours. Rich has a set of twins and Mike has a son and a daughter with some fat Midwestern bitch. Jay is asexual and Aids Moby was an "alcoholic" because he liked to get drunk at night away from his family for like 6 months. This all came to me in a dream.
>>214391992>92So you don't know?
>>214392798Dude? I'm at /pw/ more than I should be and man....that fucking company....its just....I'm at a loss for fucking words how to even bring you, a casual stranger on the net, up to speed as to what the fuck that shit show really is.Seeing this picture does not surprise me in the absolute slightest that Mike would choose that as the wrestling company to be his "coming out" party. And from what everyone else is saying, the man may as well be at the end of his pitiful fucking rope and well, with the amount of trannies that infest and inhabit the empty arena's as the multicoloured-haired creature bleachers, there's likely plenty of rope to go around for him.
>>214392894Its admitted bullshit, but I believe it.
>>214393306NTA but uh...izzit true?
>>214393421I mean, these pics have WWE plastered all over them, but you keep going on this really weird tangent. You sound like you have a dick in your mouth right now.
he is doing the trump dance :)
>>214393462'fraid it is.
>>214392482I want to "monday night raw" AJ Lee, if you know what I mean.
>>214393542>You sound like you have a dick in your mouth right now.Sorry, but I'm neither a fan of Mike or AEW.
>>214393614huh?
>>214392337That's not what it says
>>214392585Supposedly born around 2016, so probably 8 or 9
>>214393723What part of this being Monday Night RAW are you having trouble with?You sound handicapped.