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>>214389864Good for him enjoying himself.
>>214389864>>214389893WTFFucking arrest him
>>214389893He realizes he will be recognized.
>>214389864kek what a celebrity
>>214389864Is he all alone?
HOLY FUCKFUCKING SUPERMAN AT A WWF SHOW
>Jessi is with himDamn she really did just quit BOTW because of you perverts
>>214389893>He's hanging out with James Cameron.Damn.
>>214390261>you perverts>recognizes a girl he hasn't seen in 10 years by seeing a few strands of her hair
Omg Kevin spacey
>>214389864he looks so embarrassed to be caught on cameraand be should be
Fair play to him. Mike knew that doing that little dance would make the gif get spammed less than if he stood there with his trademark checked out expression. It was the optimal move.
>>214389864>>214389893Look at this ass, trying to play it off as if he's too cool to humiliate himself with all the other subhuman filth
>>214389864Certified Pleb.
>>214389864>>214389893Three BIG BLACK CO...
>>214390261She was awesome and I hope she returns one day.
>>214390261>Jessi is with himliterally where
>>214389893>>214389864>goes to fucking WWE like a pedophile>has the gall to play judge to kinos
>>214389864>>214389893Packer bros, he's cheating on us
>>214390241WWE allows single audience members or else the venue would be half empty
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>>214391455look for the episode it's up on youtube. she's hidden by a bald guy a lot of the time but she's between mike and the superman tshirt guy who might or might not be her dad someone is sayingthey both get a lot more camera time than the one gif being posted
>>214389864He’s getting the George Lucas neck.
>>214391455
>>214392098which of his celebrity friends got him those seats I wonder
Jessie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twScoRr-UIsJessi was too cute, bros.
>>214392348Man I was just thinking tonight how weird it was that she completely disappeared off the internet. I'm kind of convinced the secret marriage and baby story is true.
le film connoisseur Mike watches modern WWE garbage.
>>214389864They're gonna make a video about this and they better include this post of me calling Mike a downie retard for liking wrestling.DOWNIE RETARD FUCK
>>214392446shut up mike
>>214392438
>>214389864Damn, should I have made a thread when Jenny was spotted on TV?
>19,000 Star Trek references in RLM videos>never ONCE a wrestling reference
>>214389864Why is RedditLetterMedia so parasocial
>>214389864LOL
>>214389864KWAB
>>214392518Reddit is so fucked up. I mean 4chan is too but everyone knows it. Reddit has some kind of facsimile of being mainstream and acceptable when in reality they're just as bad as 4chan. Which makes it creepier.
>>214392428>>214392348I’m glad they’re still together then. I had been wondering. I understand why she’d want to go dark with all the parasocial gooners any YouTube channel seems to gain.
>>214392348>using patreon money to buy wrestling tickets
>>214392514He did bring up wrestling and that it was dumb and gay because rich had an action figure
>>214392514their Dungeons & Dragons audio commentary blew my mind.>Rich Evans has never played D&D and knows nothing about it>Mike Stoklasa ran a long AD&D Greyhawk campaign with Vecna as the BBEG
Rich Evans was there too!
>>214392594so she was in a band from 2006, with real-life men (some drunk) physically interacting with herand yetappearing in internet videos was TOO MUCH?
>>214392566Oh fucking come on, those comments are completely self-aware. Get over yourself.
>>214392697Are you a mormon or something? Should you be browsing 4chan?
>>214392689its nice to see mike taking his old (and i do mean old) friend out for an event
>>214392761the in-jokes, whatever. some of the "it's my best friends!!!" stuff, obviously.but it's not either-or: they DO have a weird parasocial relationship with recordings of people on the internet. and irony is a shield.go look at CinemassacreTruth. started out as a joke. now i'm convinced most them ARE legitimately angry. they do a few shitposts and catchphrases, but also James Rolfe the Angry Video Game Nerd has BETRAYED them personally.
>>214392689Upcoming Becky Lynch guest appearance on BOTW.
>>214392775no, i'm saying have thick skin.the worst i can think of on the internet is guys saying they want to rape you or suck your toes or murder you. maybe some dick/cum pics. it's all on a screen. whereas in a band performing on stage around drunk guys, they're going to say (or DO) things. and they're there, a few feet away from you. she can handle that, but not pixels...?
>>214389910there is no such thing as an e-celeb.
>>214392866this, mr beast is a made up character gemerated using ai and all of his moneynand assets actually belong to the rothchilds and bilderbergs
>>214391427Same here. The one christmas BOTW episode where they riff about guys getting drunk in mexico and accidentally making a santa claus movie is one of the funniest things they've ever done. One of the purest examples of the whole crew in fucking hysterics.
>>214392893Not what I mean, material wealth is meaningless. Self-aggrandizement is not celebrity; you have to accomplish something.
>>214393004Not really, people just have to know about you.
>>214393004im not gonna argue with you if you keep moving goalposts like a sissy so i formally concede from this(your) faggot dialogue
>>214393004>material wealth is meaningless.
>>214392866"internet celebrity" was a joke on Something Awful 20 years ago. just the idea you could become a celebrity on the internet, e-famous, was ridiculous.but i'm sorry to tell you anon, now they are real. they can even become incredibly rich from it.
>>214389893>LOOK AT MEEEE
>/tv/ rumors about Mike and Jessi are truerlm schizos won
>>214393111I wonder what happened to electronic celebrity Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka. I bet he's a millionaire now.
>>214391518Every business and event ever "allows" single members. lol
>>214393238that's a big risk on their part if that's the case
>>214393238I've been denied entry by multiple nightclubs on busy nights just because I didn't have a woman with me so that's not true
>>214393220Anon, I….
>>214392348Jessi being into wrestling and dragging Mike along makes sense
>>214393238Not my local kinoma. Strict no-singles without penis inspection policy. They even banned capes for a bit, but then reconsidered.
Inb4 we don’t see Mike in a video until 2026
>>214393272This but the children’s museum
>>214393272That’s because they don’t want their nightclub to be known as one with ugly losers in it. Since women are looking to get fucked by attractive men
>>214393301Nah they’ve got Culkin booked for another episode soon. Mike never misses a chance to suck some Hollywood B-List dick.
>>214393272Nightclubs? Yeah, I guess. But it's more that you were ugly or not dressed cool enough or didn't slip the bouncer a $50. They would have eventually let you in. And if you wanted to make a discrimination stink they'd give in even though they "reserve the right to deny service to anyone". No one likes bad press.I guess you found sort of an exception. But the idea that you can't eat at a restaurant or go to a movie or concert or fair alone is obviously bullshit.
>>214393332Nah, but they've got Patton Oswalt lined up.
>>214393332Culkin clearly enjoys that shit. He does AVGN too. He's a fan of that stuff and that's where he spends his fame. He's clearly not very interested in acting or going on talk shows to rehash his kid days or answer more Michael Jackson questions. He's rich for life and doesn't have to do anything. He's the same age as me and probably found the nerd in his late twenties and just still watches. I saw Plinkett's Phantom Menace stuff and then saw Tim Heidecker at the VCR shop so I started watching some of their stuff. I don't like horror or bad VHS much but I'll watch their reviews of things I've seen. They even got me to check out TNG.
>>214393307>>214389864Unsubbed from RLM before the pandemic, what happened to his chin? Or is it just the unflattering lighting + no beard stubble?
>>214393212How old is their son now?
>>214393393
>>214393562If we assume Jessi stopped appearing on camera due to the pregnancy, around 13–14 years old.
>>214393574He knows people should believe them. That's why he had to off his wife before she started talking
>>214393687Fuck off, schizo.
>>214392348this is considered a 7/10 in Wisconsin btw
Jesus, look at his face. He knows he's been found out, that his perfectly crafted internet persona has been completely exposed and that he's fucked, absolutely fucked. This is probably it for RLM and good riddance
>>214393698He's not wrong, you know
i guess he enjoys kino in real life as well
>>214393551He's slowly becoming Boss Nass as punishment for disliking the prequels
will he acknowledge it
>/rlmg/ was right about Mike and Jessi being together stillWhat else were they right about? Is Jay really a gay man? Is Jack also a gay man? Is Rich really a secret chad who's fucked most of Milwaukee's eligible women?
>>214393806they never address anything serious so probably yes because funny haha meme now about nadine's brother murder suicide though...
>>214392348Come back mommy i've been waiting for so long
>>214393823>Is Jay really a gay man?yes>Is Rich really a secret chadno, but he's a millionaire, unironically
>>214392348Did Mike take her off the RLM videos because too many masturbating incels were saying creepy perverted things about her?
>>214393212>>214393823I'm not convinced that's actually Jesse, do we have any better pictures yet than the tiny out-of-focus shit posted above?
>>214389864LOOK AT ME PAPAPA XD
>>214393823>What else were they right about?Aidsmoby and Beardfat are both secret members of a white supremacy group.
>>214389864he's more beer than man
>>214389893KEK
>>214393823Mike is right wing (Not full MAGA but he voted Trump 3 times)Jay is an insufferable liberal
I've been waiting for Jessi to come back and fart in my mouth longer than half of the faggots on this board have been out of diapers
>>214394083Rich runs the local chapter of the Proud Boys
>>214391886For real. Mid-40's and he's already got old man jowls.
>>214392761>reddit>self awarelol they work like automatons, on downvotes and upvotes, its like a mix between the retardedness of facebook and the sheer insanity of twitter
>>214393857>he's a millionaire, unironicallyHe's a middle aged man with a wide range of marketable blue collar skills, like 40 industry credits and a steady gig working for his best friend who makes a boatload of money from making fun of George Lucas. Of course he's a millionaire.
>>214394118Mike has goiter.
>>214394131You're talking about the stupid way the goofy ass website works as if it reflects the inner workings of the minds of the people who shitpost on it. Ask me how I know you spend too much time on a certain containment board.
>>214393823Mike has a weirdly encyclopedic knowledge of 70s British TV and it's unclear why. Not even just top level shit like Fawlty Towers, he even knows shite like Selwyn Froggitt
>>214394211pol? right
>>214393307lol
>>214394219He also says he binge watches Australian TV. Like not just the good stuff, but the shoveled out police procedurals and shit. Men don't do that on their own. That's a wife thing.
>>214393212>rlm schizos wonwe run this board, kiddo.
>>214389893BOP BOP BOP
>>214393622>13–14Holy fuck man. Imagine being 14 and your dad is in his mid-40s and a morbidly obese drunk. I guess a lifetime of getting to smell Mommy Jessi's farts would make up for it.
>>214392435There's a little boy sitting next to Jessi. There's a couple of shots where you can see Mike leaning over to talk to the kid.
>>214393901No, some redditors started a forum about her and even stalked her to her place of work.
>>214394414I BET JOHN CENA WOULD MAKE A GREAT GUEEEEEEEST!
>>214389893confirmed for rich as fuck
THE OBSERVER HAS BECOME THE OBSERVEDOH THE IRONY THE TURN TABLES
Wtf is that Jeffrey Epstein?
Of course he likes wrestling. Look at the state of him.
>>21439417820 grand a month Patreon bux and the pittance Youtube pays its partners split between several people, with business overheads amd taxes on top? You're insane if you think any of them are millionaires.
>>214389864>>214389893BOP BOP BOP, LOOK AT HIM
>>214393805Underrated post.
>>214394414>>214393202he will never recover from this
>>214394683WHAAAAT?>>214394683
>>214394683>>214394734>>214394740https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsTW3YV-VBY
>>214389864half in the bag wwe due any day now.
>>214394830can you imagine. i would watch it immediately after release.
What a disgusting fat slob
>>214394830>Re-View the Roman Reigns era>Jay just sits bewildered while Mike goes off on the Samoa Joe family tree
Finally, new lore
Is that Jay in the superman shirt?
>likes wrestling>career is whining about children's scifi and mainstream slop on his YouTube channelHe really is king of the virgins. I bet he would have loved nothing more than to be dragged in the ring and be involved in some gay story arc in character as Plinket
>>214395050kek
>>214395050>king of the virginsBut he fucked Jessi
>>214389864Where is the blond guy and the fat guy?
>>214389864Wearing black doesn't hide those jowls and neck, Mike, you fat bastard.
>>214395065A king ruling over nothing but rancid swamp still lives in a castle
>>214392845Realistically speaking which WWE wrestler would draw the most dimes as a guest on BotW?
>never show up at anything >shows up at a very Republican-coded eventWhat is Mike trying to tell us?
Can we all agree wrestling is super cool now and okay to still enjoy?
>>214395197yeah 25 years ago maybe
>>214395159He voted for Trump and also believes Vince is innocent of all charges !!
i bet he was terrified when the camera appeared. i'd expect a full video or at least several paragraphs on twitter desperately explaining how he was there sarcastically and he would never unironically be into it.
>>214389893What's James Cameron doing there?
this nigga was at wimbledom that one time
>>214395273James Cameron is his dad.
>>214392566i enjoy going there and seeing the updoot system completely failing 100% of the time. everyone is walking on eggshells and saying the most milquetoast horseshit of all time, like they are all in HR. stray even a little off course and your post is hidden, with 70 downdoots, and 5 fags going 'errmmm..really..not coolsauce...'
>>214389893kek i love Mike
>>214389893Why does he look so scared? It's like he's prepared to run off into the forest at any second.
>>214395335fag
>>214395336he was caught doing a white person thing, which he himself claims to be against
>>214395336>Why does he look so scaredHe knows the parasocial faggots will jump on his and he can't simply enjoy watching scantily-clad roasties pretending to wrestle in peace while enjoying a cold beer.
>>214395336he doesnt want wrestling fags to think hes one of them cause theyll never shut the fuck up about it
>>214394083>Mike is right wing (Not full MAGA but he voted Trump 3 times)Absolute baloney
>>214395260He's in the expensive seats at the front where everyone is intelligent and ironically enjoying themselves away from the unwashed plebs in the back.
>>214395445>>214395457good. he should be true to himself. like a theater fag pretending he doesn't like the arts to fit in.>>214395360It's always the contrarians.
Absolute PR disaster for RLM, how's Mike going to wriggle and squirm out of this one?
>>214395515mike you'd better leave before you see a naughty word, man.
>>214395588uhh something something 'white men with beards' uhh something something shatner
>>214395515>at the front where everyone is intelligent and ironically enjoying themselves away from the unwashed plebs in the back.I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAAAD NEEEWS
>>214394675An average of $0.01 per 10k views, 1.2B view over 18 years, plus Patreon money. It's not outrageous to think they're millionaires in the sense they have net worths over $1M; really no different than a small business owner.
>>214395336dude it's his iconic meme face lurk moar
>>214395588Why are you wasting your time posting about this when you could be out doing charity for starving African children? Make better use of your time.
>>214395742Do the math then. There are one hundred thousand 'ten thousands' in a billion.0.01 * 100,000 = $1000That averages out to $55 a year, they probably got a little more before the adpocalypse , but not spectacularly more.I'm sure they can pay the bills, but 20 grand a month + a little ad money + whatever coffee mugs and other merch they sell really isn't that much for a group of people.
Bimmy was sighted at a wrestling event a month ago, is this where washed up xoomer YouTubers go?
>>214395964>almost always 1M+ views>washed up
HEY ITS ME MIKE STOKLASA WHAAAT
>>214394420Imagine seeing your demented father scream LOOK AT ME BABABAAAA while you try to study for tomorrow's test
>>214395964yeah but hes a guy youd expect to go to wrestling shows
>>214396090Only brown people watch this trash
>>214389864really not helping with the closet republican voter accusations Mike.
>>214396419She's right
>>214392435or maybe she just got a clue after autists started talking shit on her. if only idubbz's wife could be that self-aware.
>>214396433i've always known he was based.
>>214396419go back
>>214396419>5 mins ago>0 updootsWhat does posting this prove other than you being a reddit fag?
>>214395588They've literally always advertised themselves as hacks and frauds. This just confirms them as hacks and frauds. Seems like a PR win to me.
>>214392514>loves schlock>goes to mandrama eventsI don't know why you're surprised.
>>214389893https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuo8kD5zF5I
>>214389893>it's a fucking joke!
>>214389864Seeing a "Mike Stoklasa - Red Letter Media" chyron pop up would have been so fucking funny.
>>214389864Of course he is. Wrestling is gay and worse then ever now that Vince is gone
>>214389893Damn he's hanging with James Cameron now?
>>214389864LOOK AT MEEE DOUBYA DOUBYA EEEEEEEEEE. BAAAAH BAAAAAAH BAAAAAAAH
>>214389893Camera showed him, but not Myers?KWAB
>>214393698You will pay for your sins, Patton
