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So he's a good guy?
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It's just trying to survive.
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>>214390025
>It's just trying to surveyev.
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>>214389892
Trypanohyncha Ocellus, a cute....
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>>214389892
He murdered several people already.
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aids
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thats been deboonked
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>>214390499
He had to get it on man. They were makin' a move; he had to get it on.
They insulted him a little bit
It was dark, he couldn't see. The had rayguns, looked real enough.
That wasn't his kid they were carrying
Fuckin' coke. It's all over space
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HAAANK THE TICK IS UNLOCKING ITS CAGE

DON'T LET THE TICK JIZZ IN YOUR THERMOS HANK
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>>214389892
This fucking thing had more personality than the entire DEI space crew combEYEned.
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>>214390756
EYE SEE what you did there......:^))))))
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>>214390612
What do you call the universe/IP this entire quote is from? The character that says all this lives in A World, what's it's name?
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Eyejack is based
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>>214391335
LOL
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>>214391289
Die Heat: Die Good Sopranos
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>>214389892
No, I think it just doesn't like Xenomorphs or Ticks. They are always killing potential hosts.
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>>214389892
is this Parasyte for Americans?
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>>214391322
>>214390756
>>214390814
>>214390492
>>214390025
>>214389892
>t.
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Yoooo
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>>214389892
no, its an alien
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>>214389892
For You.
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>>214389892
All of his actions are an act of self-defence, sinc it got kidnapped against it's will, remember that #justice4eye
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>>214390499
Self-defence bro
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>>214392590
>t. ocellus
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>>214389892
No
But they a cute anyways
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>>214393266
Stupid sexy Binx, get outta here
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>>214390499
>He murdered several people already.
Imagine you're chilling on your planet and a team of sheboons and jews abduct you and put you in a mason jar for years. I would also off them at the first opportunity
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>>214394522
/thread
#OcellusDidNothingWrong
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>>214389892
He's solid.
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>>214389892
Ocellus do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. so if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 7 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you'd declaw a cat and then push your member into it's feed chute.

You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.

The Ocellus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without it's beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.

Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.

The sensation creeps up your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.

The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glans, begging for nutrition.

You climax and give the space creature's breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn't stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.

Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of it's 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.
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>>214389892
Hawley (the creator of the show) said he was trying to distract the scientist not hep her, so no,m not a good guy.
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>>214392615
So it was just stolen?
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>>214396552
can you copyright an organ?
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fresh from /pol/
enjoy the gigeresque, you fuckin eyefiends, I know that's why you're here
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I think it kills the sheep for no reason and deserves what’s coming. I don’t see why it shouldn’t be put in a microwave and boiled in eyeball soup.
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>>214392590
Quake Champions wouldn't have failed if they had put in my nigga Orbb.
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>>214389892
baby shuma gorath
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>>214397467
>killed off Quake Live because muh money
>lose so much money for Quake Champions abortion baby that they could have ran Quake Live for 100 years, and even made money if they ran some ad textures in-game
>quake live had orbb
whats wrong with people
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>>214389892
She's a good xenomorph
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>>214397592
>Q3/QLive
>Orbb
no mann everybody who's not me is TankJr
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Orb-fu didn't even know they had been taken off-world until they took over Shmuel. All they want is to get back home. They didn't kill the backup captain when they had the chance, but they immediately went BDZ on the Xenomorph, because all they're trying to do is find a way home.
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>>214397456
Is this actually the peak female physique?
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>>214398650
in a healthy world that would be a question for the next world fair
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>>214394522
Why did the gorillion dollar megacorporation put their rare aliens in cheap fragile mason jars anyway?
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>>214389892
Eye don't understand what people have against that cute little thing.
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>>214398789
I got bad news for you anon
time to wake up
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>>214389892
No he's the best
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>>214389892
>>that's how you develop empathy for evil killers
you have been brainwashed, find a church right this second.
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>>214399020
this anon is right
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>>214399020
>>214399046
>t. Just seething because Ocellus took over a dead cat's body
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>>214398789
>mason jars
Hipsters never went away in this timeline
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>>214389892
hes the baby yoda designed to sell toys to adults and normalize disgusting gore to zoomers so they wont have bad reactions when they see blown up gazans.
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My hope is that Eyelene is not an entirely malevolent creature like a xenomorph, even though it's entire biology and what it can do with it is pretty horrific. It would make for an interesting character and I'm sure Wendy will be able to talk to it. It doesn't actually need to infect a host to eat or to hunt, I don't think that's how it even eats, but like anything it has a survival instinct. So far it's attacks and infections are:

>the cat which was already dead, unclear motive, maybe hiding
>attack on the redhead android girl, could it sense that she was artificial? There were others there that could help her defend herself as well, maybe it was just to scare them off and it didn't want to host her, or maybe it did
>the sheep at the Prodigy facility, it hesitated but infected the sheep shortly after it was "offered". It strategizes and analyzes and never acts out of hunger, just like Frank Semyon
>it had an opportunity to attack and host the biologist, and the captain, on the ship, when she hid in the lab for a few seconds with the captain, but it didn't
>it hosted the Russian only to attack the xenomorph, and was surprisingly effective at slowing it down by targeting it's weak spots, which we've never seen before. Here Eylene showed that she can mimic "animal" calls, through the human, another testament to her intelligence.

Up until now for 50 years in the Alien franchise, in Human v Xeno CQB situations, the human always loses in half a second but here thanks to Eyelene a human being actually held his own. Eyelene also knocked out the captain unconscious before the fight and she had a few more minutes to live as a result.
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>>214389892
He's BASED

Can't wait for tonight's episode!
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>>214389892
this thing has to be from a wet, dark planet. Imagine how much it would suck to be a big, exposed eye in hot, sunny conditions
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>>214402394
>be from dark planet
>base your appearance on impersonating something that requires light to be useful
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>>214397456
>fresh
This is years old, newfag kek
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>>214402302
She*



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