Previously on /dex/ - >>214368276
tonight’s the night
>>214390549>uhhh there’s this autistic cop that listens to staying alive constantly and then the payoff will be she dances to it in the finale or some shit
What is with this silly theory going that Lady Vengeance isn't dead?That bitch looks very dead
>Sorry I can't help with your case, but (entirely unprompted) Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Debra Morgan the Vegetable?>I thought not. It's not a story the police in rural upstate New York would know about.>This random woman you've never heard of had a brother, and her brother had a son named Harrison, and it's somehow important that I recall and tell you Harrison's name in this moment.>And she was a good friend. If only he couldn't recall Harrison's name there, he would still be with us ;_;
>>214390625Dexter’s fanbase is autistic as hell and everything must be connected>the new york ripper is uhh that lady dexter gives donuts to and asks if she’ll see him at the next bloodbath that never returns again, JUST LOOK AT ALL THE CLUES
>>214390625The ep 10 Final Cut interview is with Krysten Ritter, where she begs for more work and says she hopes to explore the character more. That's the basis for it
sex with deb
>>214390668fat bitch
>>214390629>The Bay Harbor Butcher is still out there! And he's delivering more Justice than our entire police department did>And yeah that might just be because we only had a 10% rate of solving murder cases.. B-BUT THATS DEXTAHS FAULT!!
>>214390625I thought it was facetious, do people actually believe that?
>>214390625She only hung herself alittle bit. Dust her off, she'll be good as new
>>214390625ladyrobo incoming
>>214390690I'd sex with deb if she was making that face and or this face also
Is it worth watching just for the suspicious black guy
>>214390994he's only in it for 2 seasons
>>214390625They switched her with her twin
>>214390994sure, why not?
>>214390691
>it's a harrison scene >he's muff diving
>>214391018AGAINNN??
>>214391057are you a faggot or something? eating pussy is good
>>214391018they’re actually all twins, not just gemini. And next season Dexter will face the twins and two Al Jolly’s and Prater’s twin is normal size
>>214391011
Dexter called Harrison with Bautista's phone. Im sure that's not important and won't ever be mentioned ever again during a murder investigation
>>214391011hes the coolest character, no nonsense vet who cusses dexter practically every time he sees him
>>214391081Some anons think eating pussy is bad because it's being submissive to her and therefore makes the guy a cuck
>>214391081>this guy whistles through the wheat fields Holy GAY
>>214390690>>214390976
>>214391097The ending was setting up next season. Dexter stealing a massive yacht from a guy they assumed escaped, who would have a massive manhunt underway for him too.
>>214391057>Quinn was also muff diving in S4>She turned out to be a murdererHarrison's hairy gf confirmed for New York Ripper.
>>214391131Picture #2 is when she sees my wiener
>>214391086This
>>214391139Oh shit I never made it past the 2nd season
>>214391108And those anons will never please a woman. No doubt they can't last longer than 3 minutes, if they want to make a woman cum they'll need to use their tongue.
>>214391139>Harrison's hairy gf confirmed for New York Ripper.No, she's definitely a murderer, but she kills by spreading STDs,
>>214391219The fact that he didn't say "I'm Dexter Morgan. Boo." is such a missed opportunity.
>>214391208>please a woman>want to make a woman cumIs it fag hours on /tv/?
>>214391219>Your name? Who are you?!>I'm Paramount+ with Showtime presents Dexter®: Resurrection™, and there's only room in this world for one Dark Passenger™
>>214391057Is this part of the code? Was Harry eating good too?
>>214391255>BOO
>>214391245Plot twist: The black dude rapes her and he gets AIDS. Im a disgrace to muh fahmuliee
For me, it's the blonde that gave Dexter a BJ during their high school reunion
>>214391057Harrison wanted mexican but had to settle with picking through the trailer trash
>>214391324kek
>>214391324What was better the fish tacos that already had a kid or the hairy whore Gigi?Choices choices...
>>214391450Hmmm.... the mexican was probably run through by her uncles and the college chick definitely has AIDS. I'm going with chimichangas
>>214391584Imagine the look on Dexter's face when Baustista's twin track him down.
>>214391275did Harry make him practice on the deer?!
>>214391680part of the code
>harrison eats pussygay
>>214391667>Angel is that you???>no, that was my brother… I am Devil Batista
>>214391086The season after next? Quintuplets
>>214391779holy kino
>>214391308Why does he like blonds so much?
>>214390625Great.Now that her makeup is corpse-like green, she even looks more like a frog now.
What was Lowell gonna say?
>>214392161>I THOUGHT YOU WERE A NIG-ACK
>>214392161Lowell knew who the Ripper was and disliked him and wanted to point Dexter in his direction, knowing killing killers is what he's good at
>>214392198Lowell was actually the New York Ripper pretending to be Lowell just like Dexter pretended to be the Dark Passenger killer
I am the New York Nigger, Dextah!
If you imagine the midge is Warwick Davis it's a very satisfying finale
>Harrison, I would be okay if you were to become a serial killer. I would've understood.>but a tranny-loving FAGGOT?
>>214392365
>>214392397How fucking based would it be if Dexter shot Harrison now for some reason
>>214390528My female cousins and female students always said I looked like / had the same physique / acted like as Dex.
>>214392161Too much and everything at once One of them, but who hunts his ownWho successfully framed a cop AND kept killingAnd who now has access to their safe placeEverything that could be terrifying isIt's like a secret fox club where they talk about the hen houses they raided, and now a fucking hound from hell has shown up in a fox's fur
>>214390690>>214391131>#2
>>214392538they meant you're old ugly and give off creepy serial killer vibes
>>214392504>some reason There's plenty of reason for Harrison to be written out. I hope he forgets to put his jeep in park and gets crushed to death before the next season starts filming
>>214392397>>214392504>ME OWN SON>GOT FOOKING MONKEYPOX FROM AN ART HO
>>214392161I didn't like how he didn't let him and Gemini get killed without talking to them at all or showing them photos of their victims.
>>214392638Blessing kills him while saying “I AM THE NEW YORK RIPPUH HARRISUHN”
Don Braaappt - The New York Ripper
Boat Sex with Deb
>>214392647>ME OWN FOOKIN SON DOESN'T WANNA BE A SERIAL KILLER
Dexter Resurrection is skinwalking the OG Dexter. At a cursory glance it may appear to be the same show you know and love, but upon further inspection you soon realize that it holds none of the substance that elevated the original beyond being popcorn flick-tier. It's merely a pale imitation of what the show used to be, which is good enough to please most fans who only had a surface level enjoyment of Dexter (including the swaths of zoomers who consumed the show piecemail via tiktok edits). Which is all to say, if you enjoyed Resurrection, you are STUPID. Dumb as a bag of rocks. Brainless.
>>214392990This but for everything after season 1.
>>214392990Nah, resurrection was kino>skinwalking as the og showIt’s not at all, it’s basically a different show completely and is the best season since season 4
did everyone like the ending?
>>214392990Get over it. The final Resurrection S1 episode completed the series' transition to a live-action cartoon, and hopefully S2 will be even more ridiculous. Maybe Dexter will keep Prater's yacht as his mobile supervillain hideout.
>>214393136>best season since season 4That is not a good thing. That's actually an awful thing. I am sick and damn tired of S5 and S7 apologists.
>>214393138felt like season 3s ending which is fine. I'm glad it wasn't a dumpster fire like S8 and new blood
>>214393160>The final Resurrection S1 episode completed the series' transition to a live-action cartoon, and hopefully S2 will be even more ridiculousAgreed, they're never going back to the early seasons, embracing the chaos and going for totally over the top bullshit is the right direction.
>>214393407why didn't batista smartly team up with dexter here? dexter with a knife and unarmed batista totally won against someone with a gun
Just got to season 6 of my rewatch, completely forgot about Mike
>>214393456he was mad I guess
What does the pussy Harrison ate taste like?
>>214391667why bother with a twin? Just use his sister and Harrison's former nanny>SURPRISE, PAPI!!!
>>214393475If they had balls they'd have killed off Quinn or Batista instead of making up a character just to kill off
>>214393491hot dogs
why didn't angel just fucking talk to Quinn?>hey guys dexter faked his death and lives in New York>laguerta thought he was the bay harbor butcher and Dexter's New York girlfriend does too.then Quinn could tell him about how he saw dexter and lumen throwing body bags in the ocean and making stan liddy disappeared
>>214393659What brand
Was Lundy based?
>>214393777Yes. My favorite Lundy scene was when Dexter walked into Deb's place and Lundy was naked in the kitchen and said "Pardon my balls"
>>214391131is 7 the face she makes during anal?
>>214394092How can this show still be this powerful?
>>214391097Tv magic gonna take care of that one.>>214391134He's gotta ditch the yacht obviously. Without leaving prints all over it somehow..
>>214394266dexter doesn't leave prints and phone calls to harrison after angel died won't matter
I'm sure someone's already brought it up but Hairypits is definitely going to bring up Batista after seeing him dead in the paper/online and seeing him on Harrison's caller ID, right?
>>214394569NO NIGGER, NO. DEXTER WRITERS ARE FUCKING RETARDS!!!!!
>>214390625Files says she is still active, whether that is just to throw us off. Hope she is surprise motherfuckers Dexter. I had a weird dream that that Dextah! guy kills Dexter in the final episode from behind. Not gay rape or anything, weirdos.
>>214392161Barney fucked his mother.
>>214394569she should but nothing will come of it. dexter and harrison have too much plot armor now
>>214394569Probably if the news grabs the story about a retired Miami Detective found dead in Praters vault then everyone is going to be reading about it.Or do the cops try to keep it hush hush to try to keep their dirty Prater money for the department
Thoughts on Charley?
>>214393383>>214393160Dexter's been a cartoon since at least season 3>Skinner caught me>I'm gonna break my arm escaping, then beat him up, break his neck, dump his body on the cop car and leave unnoticed
>>214394717I like her because she's Uma Thurman but don't care for her character much
>>214394742>me when I saw that scene
>>214394717Mommy tits
achievable natty?
>>214394805Maybe not that. But maybe this
>>214394717I ship her with Dexter
>>214391779
>>214394569nah the plot armor is 20 inch thick by now
>>214394717
>>214391779>Batista(s) are out there!!
Thoughts on Astor? Will we ever find out what happened to her and Cody (And Lumen)?
>>214395339>t.
>>214395339astor and cody maybe but unlikely. lumen never
Now the dust settled, how would you rank the seasons dexbros? For me it's: 1>2>5>4>Resurrection>3>New Blood>7>Origin>6>8
>>214394805Michael C Hall looked so good until S4, then he hit the wall hard. Think he was in his late 30s then. It's over 30s bros
>>2143954342>4>1>resurrection>3>new blood>5>7>6>8never watched the prequel
>>214395450isn't that when he was diagnosed with cancer? probably had something to do with it.
>>214395450Hmm might be something to do with him having been diagnosed with fucking cancer and starting chemo. during s4
>>214394717At first I was stoked on Uma appearing in this unexpected context. Then I was disappointed during the last two episodes when she finally had more than a second of dialog, and it appeared she was trying to inappropriately invoke the tryhard bad bitch persona from Kill Bill. But as the finale progressed, and it became unavoidably clear we had fully entered a new era of stupid campy Dexter, it kind of made sense. I fully expect she will reappear in S2 along with her all-female squad of Vagina Force operators in tactical bikinis to hunt down Dexter who is now in hiding in the Bahamas. The fan service will be majestic.
>>214395752>tryhard bad bitch personaImagine working for a fucking midget, I'd be angry all the time too.
>>214391779>>214391840>>214395190>>214395290We've already been through this, try to keep up /dex/ noobs.>Angel has an EVIL twin, Detective Demon Bautista from the Vancouver Lost & Found (the opposite of Miami Homicide).
>>214395806
>>214395649Oh damn yah forgot about this
>SURPRISE, OWNER!!!
No one:Geller:
>>214396719Dexter:>Geller wants to bring about the end of the world, flooding Earth with demons40k:>Geller creates a field to keep warp demons outWow
>>214390528Do i need to watch all the seasons of Dexter before watching the new show?I watched till season 5 of the original series when it aired.
>>214397213Just 1-4 and Resurrection. 5-8 and New Blood you can skip.
>>214390528>Dexter... what are you doing?>I'm just getting some dubs dad. I need to.>Dexter, we've talked about this. You can't just go around getting digits whenever you get the urge. What if someone check'd em? What if the janitors found out? No one can know Dexter. That is why I gave you the code.>After all these years, Harry was right. If I'm going to get dubs I need to keep it to myself... no one can know... not OP.. not Deborah... no one.
>>214397231thanks
>>214390629Anyone have clip of this scene? I've never actually seen it
>>214397324No that's wrong. You need to see the whole thing and New Blood to get Resurrection completely, otherwise you won't understand it the way you should.
>>214397324>>214397491I skipped New Blood, everything you need to know is shown in a recap in Resurrection ep1. I do think you should watch seasons 5-8 for the schlock that it is at least once though.
>>214397491Agreed. Also people act like the last seasons of Dexter are straight up unwatchable. It gets stupid but still it's entertaining.
>Emotionally unstable criminal with a hair-trigger temper and capable of beating a man to death in a blind rage>Wants to become a copWhat did the Dexter: Resurrection writing team mean by this?
>>214397641They're going for the mindbroken arc angle, after he sees how the niggers of the world behave he'll finally be okay with killing people and seek Dexter's help again
>>214397641He's an Angel or Quinn counterpart.
