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Previously on /dex/ - >>214368276
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tonight’s the night
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>>214390549
>uhhh there’s this autistic cop that listens to staying alive constantly and then the payoff will be she dances to it in the finale or some shit
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What is with this silly theory going that Lady Vengeance isn't dead?
That bitch looks very dead
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>Sorry I can't help with your case, but (entirely unprompted) Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Debra Morgan the Vegetable?
>I thought not. It's not a story the police in rural upstate New York would know about.
>This random woman you've never heard of had a brother, and her brother had a son named Harrison, and it's somehow important that I recall and tell you Harrison's name in this moment.
>And she was a good friend.

If only he couldn't recall Harrison's name there, he would still be with us ;_;
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>>214390625
Dexter’s fanbase is autistic as hell and everything must be connected
>the new york ripper is uhh that lady dexter gives donuts to and asks if she’ll see him at the next bloodbath that never returns again, JUST LOOK AT ALL THE CLUES
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>>214390625
The ep 10 Final Cut interview is with Krysten Ritter, where she begs for more work and says she hopes to explore the character more. That's the basis for it
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sex with deb
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>>214390668
fat bitch
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>>214390629
>The Bay Harbor Butcher is still out there! And he's delivering more Justice than our entire police department did
>And yeah that might just be because we only had a 10% rate of solving murder cases.. B-BUT THATS DEXTAHS FAULT!!
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>>214390625
I thought it was facetious, do people actually believe that?
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>>214390625
She only hung herself alittle bit. Dust her off, she'll be good as new
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>>214390625
ladyrobo incoming
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>>214390690
I'd sex with deb if she was making that face and or this face also
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Is it worth watching just for the suspicious black guy
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>>214390994
he's only in it for 2 seasons
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>>214390625
They switched her with her twin
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>>214390994
sure, why not?
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>>214390691
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>it's a harrison scene
>he's muff diving
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>>214391018
AGAINNN??
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>>214391057
are you a faggot or something? eating pussy is good
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>>214391018
they’re actually all twins, not just gemini. And next season Dexter will face the twins and two Al Jolly’s and Prater’s twin is normal size
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>>214391011
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Dexter called Harrison with Bautista's phone. Im sure that's not important and won't ever be mentioned ever again during a murder investigation
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>>214391011
hes the coolest character, no nonsense vet who cusses dexter practically every time he sees him
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>>214391081
Some anons think eating pussy is bad because it's being submissive to her and therefore makes the guy a cuck
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>>214391081
>this guy whistles through the wheat fields
Holy GAY
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>>214390690
>>214390976
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>>214391097
The ending was setting up next season. Dexter stealing a massive yacht from a guy they assumed escaped, who would have a massive manhunt underway for him too.
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>>214391057
>Quinn was also muff diving in S4
>She turned out to be a murderer
Harrison's hairy gf confirmed for New York Ripper.
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>>214391131
Picture #2 is when she sees my wiener
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>>214391086
This
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>>214391139
Oh shit I never made it past the 2nd season
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>>214391108
And those anons will never please a woman. No doubt they can't last longer than 3 minutes, if they want to make a woman cum they'll need to use their tongue.
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>>214391139
>Harrison's hairy gf confirmed for New York Ripper.
No, she's definitely a murderer, but she kills by spreading STDs,
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>>214391219
The fact that he didn't say "I'm Dexter Morgan. Boo." is such a missed opportunity.
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>>214391208
>please a woman
>want to make a woman cum
Is it fag hours on /tv/?
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>>214391219
>Your name? Who are you?!
>I'm Paramount+ with Showtime presents Dexter®: Resurrection™, and there's only room in this world for one Dark Passenger™
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>>214391057
Is this part of the code? Was Harry eating good too?
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>>214391255
>BOO
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>>214391245
Plot twist: The black dude rapes her and he gets AIDS. Im a disgrace to muh fahmuliee
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For me, it's the blonde that gave Dexter a BJ during their high school reunion
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>>214391057
Harrison wanted mexican but had to settle with picking through the trailer trash
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>>214391324
kek
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>>214391324
What was better the fish tacos that already had a kid or the hairy whore Gigi?
Choices choices...
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>>214391450
Hmmm.... the mexican was probably run through by her uncles and the college chick definitely has AIDS. I'm going with chimichangas
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>>214391584
Imagine the look on Dexter's face when Baustista's twin track him down.
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>>214391275
did Harry make him practice on the deer?!
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>>214391680
part of the code
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>harrison eats pussy
gay
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>>214391667
>Angel is that you???
>no, that was my brother… I am Devil Batista
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>>214391086
The season after next? Quintuplets
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>>214391779
holy kino
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>>214391308
Why does he like blonds so much?
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>>214390625
Great.
Now that her makeup is corpse-like green, she even looks more like a frog now.
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What was Lowell gonna say?
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>>214392161
>I THOUGHT YOU WERE A NIG-ACK
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>>214392161
Lowell knew who the Ripper was and disliked him and wanted to point Dexter in his direction, knowing killing killers is what he's good at
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>>214392198
Lowell was actually the New York Ripper pretending to be Lowell just like Dexter pretended to be the Dark Passenger killer
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I am the New York Nigger, Dextah!
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If you imagine the midge is Warwick Davis it's a very satisfying finale
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>Harrison, I would be okay if you were to become a serial killer. I would've understood.
>but a tranny-loving FAGGOT?
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>>214392365
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>>214392397
How fucking based would it be if Dexter shot Harrison now for some reason
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>>214390528
My female cousins and female students always said I looked like / had the same physique / acted like as Dex.
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>>214392161
Too much and everything at once
One of them, but who hunts his own
Who successfully framed a cop AND kept killing
And who now has access to their safe place

Everything that could be terrifying is
It's like a secret fox club where they talk about the hen houses they raided, and now a fucking hound from hell has shown up in a fox's fur
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>>214391131
>#2
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>>214392538
they meant you're old ugly and give off creepy serial killer vibes
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>>214392504
>some reason
There's plenty of reason for Harrison to be written out. I hope he forgets to put his jeep in park and gets crushed to death before the next season starts filming
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>>214392397
>>214392504
>ME OWN SON
>GOT FOOKING MONKEYPOX FROM AN ART HO
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>>214392161
I didn't like how he didn't let him and Gemini get killed without talking to them at all or showing them photos of their victims.
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>>214392638
Blessing kills him while saying “I AM THE NEW YORK RIPPUH HARRISUHN”
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Don Braaappt - The New York Ripper
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Boat Sex with Deb
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>>214392647
>ME OWN FOOKIN SON DOESN'T WANNA BE A SERIAL KILLER
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Dexter Resurrection is skinwalking the OG Dexter. At a cursory glance it may appear to be the same show you know and love, but upon further inspection you soon realize that it holds none of the substance that elevated the original beyond being popcorn flick-tier. It's merely a pale imitation of what the show used to be, which is good enough to please most fans who only had a surface level enjoyment of Dexter (including the swaths of zoomers who consumed the show piecemail via tiktok edits).
Which is all to say, if you enjoyed Resurrection, you are STUPID. Dumb as a bag of rocks. Brainless.
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>>214392990
This but for everything after season 1.
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>>214392990
Nah, resurrection was kino
>skinwalking as the og show
It’s not at all, it’s basically a different show completely and is the best season since season 4
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did everyone like the ending?
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>>214392990
Get over it. The final Resurrection S1 episode completed the series' transition to a live-action cartoon, and hopefully S2 will be even more ridiculous. Maybe Dexter will keep Prater's yacht as his mobile supervillain hideout.
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>>214393136
>best season since season 4
That is not a good thing. That's actually an awful thing. I am sick and damn tired of S5 and S7 apologists.
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>>214393138
felt like season 3s ending which is fine. I'm glad it wasn't a dumpster fire like S8 and new blood
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>>214393160
>The final Resurrection S1 episode completed the series' transition to a live-action cartoon, and hopefully S2 will be even more ridiculous
Agreed, they're never going back to the early seasons, embracing the chaos and going for totally over the top bullshit is the right direction.
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>>214393407
why didn't batista smartly team up with dexter here? dexter with a knife and unarmed batista totally won against someone with a gun
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Just got to season 6 of my rewatch, completely forgot about Mike
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>>214393456
he was mad I guess
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What does the pussy Harrison ate taste like?
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>>214391667
why bother with a twin? Just use his sister and Harrison's former nanny

>SURPRISE, PAPI!!!
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>>214393475
If they had balls they'd have killed off Quinn or Batista instead of making up a character just to kill off
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>>214393491
hot dogs
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why didn't angel just fucking talk to Quinn?
>hey guys dexter faked his death and lives in New York
>laguerta thought he was the bay harbor butcher and Dexter's New York girlfriend does too.
then Quinn could tell him about how he saw dexter and lumen throwing body bags in the ocean and making stan liddy disappeared
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>>214393659
What brand
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Was Lundy based?
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>>214393777
Yes. My favorite Lundy scene was when Dexter walked into Deb's place and Lundy was naked in the kitchen and said "Pardon my balls"
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>>214391131
is 7 the face she makes during anal?
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>>214394092
How can this show still be this powerful?
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>>214391097
Tv magic gonna take care of that one.
>>214391134
He's gotta ditch the yacht obviously. Without leaving prints all over it somehow..
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>>214394266
dexter doesn't leave prints and phone calls to harrison after angel died won't matter
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I'm sure someone's already brought it up but Hairypits is definitely going to bring up Batista after seeing him dead in the paper/online and seeing him on Harrison's caller ID, right?
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>>214394569
NO NIGGER, NO. DEXTER WRITERS ARE FUCKING RETARDS!!!!!
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>>214390625
Files says she is still active, whether that is just to throw us off. Hope she is surprise motherfuckers Dexter. I had a weird dream that that Dextah! guy kills Dexter in the final episode from behind. Not gay rape or anything, weirdos.
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>>214392161
Barney fucked his mother.
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>>214394569
she should but nothing will come of it. dexter and harrison have too much plot armor now
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>>214394569
Probably if the news grabs the story about a retired Miami Detective found dead in Praters vault then everyone is going to be reading about it.
Or do the cops try to keep it hush hush to try to keep their dirty Prater money for the department
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Thoughts on Charley?
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>>214393383
>>214393160
Dexter's been a cartoon since at least season 3
>Skinner caught me
>I'm gonna break my arm escaping, then beat him up, break his neck, dump his body on the cop car and leave unnoticed
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>>214394717
I like her because she's Uma Thurman but don't care for her character much
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>>214394742
>me when I saw that scene
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>>214394717
Mommy tits
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achievable natty?
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>>214394805
Maybe not that. But maybe this
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>>214394717
I ship her with Dexter
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>>214391779
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>>214394569
nah the plot armor is 20 inch thick by now
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>>214394717
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>>214391779
>Batista(s) are out there!!
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Thoughts on Astor? Will we ever find out what happened to her and Cody (And Lumen)?
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>>214395339
>t.
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>>214395339
astor and cody maybe but unlikely. lumen never
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Now the dust settled, how would you rank the seasons dexbros?

For me it's: 1>2>5>4>Resurrection>3>New Blood>7>Origin>6>8
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>>214394805
Michael C Hall looked so good until S4, then he hit the wall hard. Think he was in his late 30s then. It's over 30s bros
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>>214395434
2>4>1>resurrection>3>new blood>5>7>6>8
never watched the prequel
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>>214395450
isn't that when he was diagnosed with cancer? probably had something to do with it.
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>>214395450
Hmm might be something to do with him having been diagnosed with fucking cancer and starting chemo. during s4
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>>214394717
At first I was stoked on Uma appearing in this unexpected context. Then I was disappointed during the last two episodes when she finally had more than a second of dialog, and it appeared she was trying to inappropriately invoke the tryhard bad bitch persona from Kill Bill. But as the finale progressed, and it became unavoidably clear we had fully entered a new era of stupid campy Dexter, it kind of made sense. I fully expect she will reappear in S2 along with her all-female squad of Vagina Force operators in tactical bikinis to hunt down Dexter who is now in hiding in the Bahamas. The fan service will be majestic.
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>>214395752
>tryhard bad bitch persona
Imagine working for a fucking midget, I'd be angry all the time too.
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>>214391779
>>214391840
>>214395190
>>214395290
We've already been through this, try to keep up /dex/ noobs.
>Angel has an EVIL twin, Detective Demon Bautista from the Vancouver Lost & Found (the opposite of Miami Homicide).
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>>214395806
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>>214395649
Oh damn yah forgot about this
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>SURPRISE, OWNER!!!
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No one:
Geller:
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>>214396719
Dexter:
>Geller wants to bring about the end of the world, flooding Earth with demons
40k:
>Geller creates a field to keep warp demons out
Wow
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>>214390528
Do i need to watch all the seasons of Dexter before watching the new show?
I watched till season 5 of the original series when it aired.
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>>214397213

Just 1-4 and Resurrection.

5-8 and New Blood you can skip.
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>>214390528
>Dexter... what are you doing?
>I'm just getting some dubs dad. I need to.
>Dexter, we've talked about this. You can't just go around getting digits whenever you get the urge. What if someone check'd em? What if the janitors found out? No one can know Dexter. That is why I gave you the code.
>After all these years, Harry was right. If I'm going to get dubs I need to keep it to myself... no one can know... not OP.. not Deborah... no one.
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>>214397231
thanks
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>>214390629
Anyone have clip of this scene? I've never actually seen it
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>>214397324
No that's wrong. You need to see the whole thing and New Blood to get Resurrection completely, otherwise you won't understand it the way you should.
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>>214397324
>>214397491
I skipped New Blood, everything you need to know is shown in a recap in Resurrection ep1. I do think you should watch seasons 5-8 for the schlock that it is at least once though.
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>>214397491
Agreed. Also people act like the last seasons of Dexter are straight up unwatchable. It gets stupid but still it's entertaining.
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>Emotionally unstable criminal with a hair-trigger temper and capable of beating a man to death in a blind rage
>Wants to become a cop
What did the Dexter: Resurrection writing team mean by this?
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>>214397641
They're going for the mindbroken arc angle, after he sees how the niggers of the world behave he'll finally be okay with killing people and seek Dexter's help again
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>>214397641
He's an Angel or Quinn counterpart.
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batistas last words made me kek
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>>214398073
You've just reminded me of that anon in the threads at the start of the season who kept saying Dexter and Harrison scenes made him uncomfortable because he thought they seemed gay for each other
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>>214390625
her file says alive while the guy who gets killed in the parking lot says dead, both kills orchestrated by prater
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>>214392906
WHERE IS THE COLORRRR
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>>214398516
nah that isnt it but you tried
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>>214398516
kek
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>>214390528
i wish Dex killed the Bobby Bacala landlord, i mean he already killed people who didn't fit the code like that black cop, the pedophile and the photographer
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>>214390528
Any webm requests?
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>>214398877
that one scene where Deb shoots Dexter in one of his dreams
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>>214398640
But then Harrison would seethe because Harrison is such a moral, righteous person
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>>214398921
Episode and Timestamp?
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>>214397641
Sounds like the nypd will accept him with open arms
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>>214398927
S2EP11
timestamp idk
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>>214390528
bruh
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>>214398926
>Harrison is such a moral, righteous person
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>>214394632
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>>214399080
I mean, I was being sarcastic so that guy was implied among other things.
It's part of what made New Blood ending so aggravating when this charisma void faggot started moralfagging at Dexter.
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In retrospect, giving Harrison to a woman who poisoned every single person who ever inconvenienced her wasn't the greatest idea
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>>214390528
Have he and his lovely sister had sex yet?
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>>214391029
my brain inserts explosion thud sound effects for each footstep automatically.
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>>214393756
is there a difference?
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>>214399132
It's okay because she's a female writers' self-insert.
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>blowjob followed by passionate kissing
yum
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>>214399587
didn't know dexter was cool like that
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>>214399893
imagine pretending to be afraid of your own cum. like she doesn't know you've tasted it, you sick fuck
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>>214399132
>ruins your show
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>>214396719
Do you think he raped his sister?
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>>214399949
idk man, my gf seemed to keep it in her mouth to snowball it back with a kiss. can't stand being tricked, so I just waited until she got bored and swallowed it
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>>214399949
I had a friend in school who was deathly afraid of his own cum, like if any of it so much as touched him he thought it was the most disgusting thing ever
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>>214400094
how do you know that?
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>>214400723
Hol' up, Dastmalchian is taller than Hall?
I never noticed it in the show.
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>>214400785
Yes, Dastmalchian is a bigger guy than you might think, he's 6'1", while Hall is 5'10"
Though also in that pic it looks like Dastmalchian's shoes might be adding an extra inch or two
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Man, Dexter becomes such an unlikable asshole after Rita dies. I'm almost rooting against him now in the last season of the original show. Wtf were they thinking by removing his family life, that was the most interesting and charming part about him.
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>>214400963
don't blame dexter blame the writers
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>>214400980
They could've at least kept the kids in the show. The scene where he's explaining how Rita died was probably the last truly kino moment in the show.
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>>214400963
Season 6 is the only one where Dex is really without a family or a love interest. And yes it could be part of why 6 is the worst season, but 7 and 8 make him a family man again
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>>214400843
>Though also in that pic it looks like Dastmalchian's shoes might be adding an extra inch or two
They look like standard Doc Martens, maybe adding an inch at the heel but they're not RDJ elevator shoes. That guyliner and painted fingernails though... is he auditioning for a role as a gay emo teenager?
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>>214391097
who the fuck calls him bautista
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>>214401051
>6 is the worst season
6 is leagues more entertaining than 8. It's for all the wrong reasons, but I can't say I was bored rewatching season 6.
8 is like watching the paint dry.
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>>214401062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3MTq-GqzcI
no he's just a gay emo in general, has a podcast where they're sitting in graves
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>>214397896
Almost no one has said it's kind of dark comedy how he didn't say shit like "I forgive you" but "fuck you" :D I mean why would he have forgiven Dexter but you get the point.
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Kinda weird how much Dexter entered the zeitgeist again. The amount of doakes memes I see going around is insane even from sources otherwise unrelated to Dexter or tv
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>>214397231
new blood is good, only the ending sucks but it's retconned so it doesn't matter
watch it
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>>214401109
Emo yes, but doesn't appear to be gay
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>>214401161
It's all a marketing campaign.....I just can't prove it

Doakes was just a great character, there's a reason why SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER was also one of the biggest memes. I remember youtubeing his character and was so confused as to why Dexter has him in a cage and then he just blows up
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>>214401161
It's only weird if you ignore how a new season of the show just came out
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>>214401207
>doakes appears after 10 years
>wait why are there doakes memes
Come on, if he was popular before the show came then sure but the meme became popular 3 weeks into the show.
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>>214401033
>They could've at least kept the kids in the show
They had to create a running string of overly accommodating nannies and childminders just to explain how come Dexter was never home and why Harrison was only around for 30 seconds an episode. They probably decided paying 2 more kids who would get the same treatment was unnecessary
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>Doomsday Killer who is such an utterly shitty villain that he bounces back to being entertaining and hilarious. "Hello whore" even became a minor meme
>"Debra's shrink ships Deb and Dexter" plotline
>the fanservice Nebraska episode
>the old guy Dexter kills with a pillow is actually a pretty cool villain, the "table/bed" conversation is nice
>likewise Brother Sam was a pretty cool side-character
Season 6 is so fucking bad it becomes ironically good. Helps that it didn't take nearly as seriously as season 8. I mean, you had shit like Dexter confessing his crimes to a priest with Alzheimer's who immediately forgets about what Dexter told him.
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>>214401204
>>214401207
The whole I just can't prove it thing was never a meme before, at least not one that was anywhere near as well known as surprise motherfucker. So for this meme to suddenly gain so much popularity it is kinda weird since Doakes isn't even in the new season everyone is watching (other than a brief cameo). And there is no way SO MANY people are watching the old seasons right now. So it's 99% be people that are just watching the new season and only know of Doakes from second hand sources.
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>>214398516
That's a pretty spicy bts interview.
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>>214401298
There's a meme page that watches the new Dexter and he made a meme with Doakes about Pedro being a creep and it exploded, other people found the format funny so they kept using it.
There isn't anything strange
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>>214401356
I don't know man, there is just something about it... I just can't prove it
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>>214398640
The show would become pretty antisemitic if the Code suddenly allowed going after NY landlords.
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>>214401196
this chick looks like the type to poison your food if she suspected you of cheating
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>>214401410
Dexter < Patrick Bateman < Donald Trump < all other NY landlords
And Jews are the people of God no one can beat them everyone owes them money even Napoleon's great nation that the closest thing we ever got to a white ethnostate not Hitler who regarded Turks as better than Yugoslavians
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>>214401434
They've been together for more than a decade, so if she's crazy I guess she must be the right type of crazy for him
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>>214399949
>like she doesn't know you've tasted it
What nigga?
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>>214398516
it's so accurate xd
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>>214401279
>the old guy Dexter kills with a pillow is actually a pretty cool villain, the "table/bed" conversation is nice
He also looks and acts like caricature of trump and the hat is almost a maga hat lol. The best part is that it was years before maga so it was unintentional.
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>>214391081
I thought you were a baccala man Anon, what you doing eating sushi?
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>>214401536
Most degenerate coomers here have tried sucking themselves off at least once.
I had a stretch where I did it occasionally, and then decided it was gross and not worth the effort and stopped
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>>214394717
Only show or movie I've found her attractive in.
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>>214401670
Her face fits her better as she ages and of course she's pretty fit too.
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>>214401615
I don't think that's a common thing man
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>>214400963
I wish we got more Rita in the show. Her drinking arc in the books is kino
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>>214399865
Anyone know if that kid is still acting?
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MRS. STONESTREET GET DOWN
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>>214401670
>>214401695
>>214394717
she's 55 you sick fucks, a nice old lady like that shouldn't be the object of your deranged fantasies
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>>214401760
think Harrison was played by twins like most young kids on tv, lets you film more footage per day
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>>214401760
How about that, Harrison in seasons 5 to 7 was a pair of twins that they swapped back and forth lmao, Evan and Luke Kruntchev.
They had a couple other TV roles around the same time as Dexter but no, they are not acting anymore
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>>214401960
This. She's way too young, a MILF of Uma's caliber won't reach her peak until 70.
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>>214399865
Man, why is Harrison crying in every scene? He was even doing it back then.
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>>214402218
>he shouldn't be crying while held captive by a maniac brandishing a sword
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>>214402244
no, he's supposed to be a sigma like his father
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>>214398956
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What if aliens or people from distant future want to find out what early 21st century was like and the only evidence left is every episode of Dexter.
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>>214402218
it works because adult harrison also has a constant sad dopey look of his face
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>>214402076
many such cases
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>>214401101
Was 6 the Ray Stevenson season?
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>>214391086
The finale will introduce Dexter's twin as the next season's big bad.
>There was another
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>>214390994
Doakes is kino, so yes. First seasons of Dexter are kino, if a bit goofy at times.
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do people actually like the new series? the way they wasted batista is just dumb
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>>214402411
>its a flashback with teenage dexter but its adult dexter in a stupid wig
those were the best
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>>214402381
No, that's season 7 although I like it (mostly because of Ray Stevenson)
6 is the "Colin Hanks being a schizo/Hello Whore" season
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>>214393407
I get what they were going for with Batista ignoring logic and attacking Dexter immediately, but something how they framed everything with how Dexter cut him loose like it was going to be a team up was really jarring. Maybe that was the intention though.
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>>214402325
I may have uploaded the shorter version here
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>>214402526
Dexter really thought Angel would forgive him, you can see it right when he dies too. Apologizing and telling him he didn't kill Doakes or Laguerta expecting for Angel to say Oh......I forgive you.....
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>>214393777
Trips confirms he was. Lundy was probably more based than anyone in the show except for Biney.
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>>214402451
I like 6 better than 7 again mostly due to Ray Stevenson
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>>214402420
It's kino until the last 90 minutes as in episodes 9-10 are extremely rushed and they could have had 12 episodes in total for it to not be rushed. Also all of the supporting cast just vanishes in episodes 9-10 so they were a waste of time which amounted to nothing. Like the single mother chick Harrison was with and Blessing and his family. They probably had to cut some content because again, they ran out of runtime.
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>>214402420
I really liked the start but it started to decline in the middle. There are so many things that lead nowhere or get cut short, it feels like they wrote a setup for a season that was supposed to be twice as long.
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>>214402325
why is this 2fps
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>>214394780
>>214401670
>>214401960
>Why did I hire you?
>To show you my mommy milkers.
>Then do your job.
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>>214402573
I feel the same, at least they cut Original Sin to they can fully focus on Resurrection. They were still filming/editing the show while ep1+2 were airing btw so yeah it definitely was rushed.
Next season should be much better
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>>214402583
Made it from an old torrented file and my potato is stuttering making the webm with it
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>>214402420
I'm ok with Angel dying that way, but I don't want it to be a pattern where next season Quinn also dies, and so on. Where everyone Dexter knew in Miami is inescapably doomed one way or another
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>>214398516
based
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>>214402573
>>214402605
I hope they learn how to make 12 episodes again because every season with 10 episodes just becomes silly in the last two episodes. Note: Obviously you can write a shitty season/ending with 12 episodes too as we well know.

Like in NB Dexter & Harrison start to bond in ep9. Quick, have Harrison shoot Dexter in ep10 and wrap it up.

I was thinking of saying something about OS, but while that season is entertaining there was no salvaging on how little sense it made at any point. It was full of redundant flashbacks and side plots which went nowhere and a weak big bad plot, so it would have likely not benefited from having 12 episodes in any way.
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>>214399132
>is hot in your path
>Guess I'll fuck instead of kill. Screw the code.
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>>214402658
I'm potentially okay with Quinn dying in pursuit of Dexter if he doesn't do what Doakes, LaGuerta, and Batista all did and go after him without any support.
Miami Metro needs to get a fucking clue. You'd think Dexter faking his death after being arrested by their captain on suspicion of being the BHB (who then immediately died under weird circumstances) would be enough to get approval to launch an actual investigation.
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>We should probably film my s-*cough-hack-wheeze* scenes first
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>>214402076
They must have been traumatised by the treadmill
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>>214402707
I actually wanted a second season of OS. I miss Miami Dexter. I do like that they had a little OS easter egg in Resurrection.
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>>214390625
she is the new york ripper
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>>214402842
That was a different actor in season 8, where he roughly doubled in age even though in the timeline it's later in the same year as s7
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>>214402885
OS was 3/5 entertaining and while it's not mandatory to view, I would probably recommend it for someone who wants to see more Dexter. It's just that it's pretty shit story wise but it's something, like you get cool action and some good acting, at least the younger Dexter and Harry.

Is the easter egg when Audette was looking at old Miami articles and the Captain was there? There may have been some other ones too but not sure.

I also fully expected that at least one original character from OS would now appear in Resurrection as an older version but it didn't happen.

I would not be surprised about someone's prediction that Resurrection season 2 will have flashbacks with OS cast.
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>>214402707
I mean the issue with Dexter writers is quite clearly quality not lack of quantity. You can probably cut enough pointless side plot out of this series to make 2 whole extra episodes. Harrison's first girlfriend isn't really needed outside setting up why he stays at the hotel and why Dexter needs to scare a merchant. Blessings whole family are pointless after episode 1, Neil Patrick Harris didn't really serve any purpose, there's probably a ton more I've forgotten
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>>214403061
Without the Tattoo Collector Dexter would look like he was really out of his game.
>He gets Lady Vengeance arrested which would have fucked him over if she ratted on him to the cops & Batista
>He kills the first Gemini & Prater via sheer dumb luck
>He lets the Fat Gay Dad from Modern Family get away
>Even the Uber Dark Passenger was a bit of a fluke

Tattoo Collector is the only conventional Dexter kill of the season.



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