Would Sophie Turner make a good Lara Croft?
Yes she would be a lot better as Lara Croft than some chick with a dick freak, who, let's be honest, are people we should started putting back in asylums and the circus where they belong.
People have literally committed suicide because Hunter Schafer didn't get the Princess Zelda role. More people will die 'cause she's not Lara Coft. How much more blood do you need on your hands, casting executives?!
Can she back flip while firing pistols, swan dive off cliffs and do endless muscle-ups?Then no.
>>214396077You can use stunt doubles for that
>>214396006twitter troons are something else. They might be the worst human beings on the planet
>>214396006She would make a good troon
No.Lara has brown eyes. You need a Jenna Coleman phenotype.
she has no breasts!!
No she will suck. Next question.
>>214396576>Somebody remembers real LaraWhat a sight for sore eyes...
>>214396576>>214397060doesn't look like the tomb raider i know, but to be fair i think the latest designs in the latest games don't look like the tomb raider i know either. either way, i don't care, and pretty good odds i won't see this unless it appears on free streaming sites and theres nothing else to watch.
>>214396006She can't act and she isn't hot enough.
No tits
>>214396006Why can't they just cast actors who look like the character?How hard is it to use your eyes?
Who they should have went with
>>214397470even flatter and even olderyou don't even know what the fuck you want /tv/ you just want to cry and complain like women 24/7
>>214396073>People have literally committed suicide because Hunter Schafer didn't get the Princess Zelda roleIs this true kek
>>214396006Perfect for an Asian male love interest
>>214397470Hunter Schafer, can't you read?
>>214397505no
>>214396941I'm telling you, Sophie will get breast implants before shooting begins. Her bestie Taylor Swift used to have the same problem (itty bitty titty community).
>>214397527Hahaha! Keep dreamin', Simu. You couldn't even get laid in your own Marvel movie chump.
>>214396006She just doesn't have the right sort of personality from what I have seen her in to pull it off. If this was 10 years ago someone like Hayley Atwell would have been an excellent Tomb Raider in live action.
>>214396006fat natural tits are required, so no.
>>214396048>chick with a dickNo such thing. Just dudes with boobs
bogslop
REMINDER that Kaya Scodelario was literally born for this role
>>214398134not actiony enough>>214397545horrible thought
>>214396006Does she actually still look like that? I thought she was a qt the first few seasons of GoT but it seemed like she got bogged not too long after
>>214398185If Sophie wants this to be her big comeback, she WILL get the boob job. Oh yes, she will indeed.While she's resting after surgery, she can play Tomb Raider and learn the moves.
>>214396006no, she's going to be decent enough to make it a good action flick but it won't feel like lara croft, nobody is going to top the angelina movies. to those saying she doesn't have the tits for it i disagree, her perky pair are perfect. >>214397470amazing that neither of the two best candidates are brown hair brown eyed.
>>214398134we were robbed>>214398185>he hasn't seen Crawl
>>214396006No, but better than Schafer
>>214396006No. Why?One: actign skills way too subpar to sell confident but spunky adventurer.Two: not curvy enough for Lara Croft. We already had a shit tier version with Vikander, why make another, slightly less shit tier version?>>214398134Not bad, actually. Much better than Sansa, anyway.
>>214396576>you need a hobbituhh no i don't think so
>>214398268SEXO
someone like haley atwell should be playing lara. not anymore of course, but a 23 year old version of her.
>>214396006will there be a good tomb raider movie? no. would I love to fuck sophie turner? yes
>>214398461They're going to dye her hair brunette. You are not gonna like it. Just warning you.
>>214398268Crawl was unexpectedly good for its premise
>>214396006https://youtu.be/zd7c5tQCs1I
>>214396073Gallons.
>>214398268>crawl Is that the gator in the house one?
>>214398871kek>ow mein arshe
>>214397545No way in hell, she comes across an arrogant cunt
>>214397470way too old
>>214396006>Would Sophie Turner make a good Lara Croft?ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
>>21439600615 years ago, sure
>>214398268not hot enough
>>214396006
>>214396006have you seen GoT or any of the newer X-Men movies? calling her acting wooden is an understatement. girl can't act to save her life.this tomb raider adaptation is dead on arrival.
>>214400138>shitface nuLara
>>214396006only for the sapphics
>>214400714kill yourself
>>214400732are you saying this clearly thoroughly researched article may be less than accurate?
Despite it being a more "feminist" interpretation or whatever they were calling it, the Lara of the reboot trilogy was an 11/10 babe. Alicia Vikander was not that, Sophie Turner is certainly not that.
>>214400764i'm saying even ironically using the term sapphic demands suicide
>>214400783but-but the sapphics, whatever the hell they are.
>>214400780>the Lara of the reboot trilogy was an 11/10 babeIt's was an ugly pos with all the beauty, personaly and sex appeal removed.And she didn't look like lara croft12/10 femme fatale Lara >>>>>> 5/10 homely nuLara.
>>214400906An opinion like yours can only result from a combination of autism and face blindness, so I'm not surprised you have Sonic memes saved.
>>214396006But turner looks like a tranny...
>>214400970You opinion can only be the product of dyspohoria and far left politics.Nbody ever liked nuLara except eunuchs that also praise Aloy and similar uggos
>>214396006>role is a cis woman>gets angry that a cis woman is casted and not a gay manwhat a world
>>214401024So does reboot Lara they are still trying to force on the an uninterested audience
>>214398934It is indeed. It's fun.
>>214396006Based women hater. Take women's roles. Give them to men dressed as women. Return to tradition.
>>214401345RETVRN TV TRVDITIONReject e-girlsEmbrace femboys
>>214396006No, but anything is better than a man pretending to be a woman.
>>214396006Look, Hunter is nice and can act, but after watching Cuckoo I realized what a nightmare working with her must be because putting simply: "she" looks like a man. Your eyes can't be deceived. On photoshoots there is tons of makeups and angles and on redcarpets she's very still but once she has to move around you know it's a man. I can imagine the atmosphere bts to be something like>director/editor/producers start getting dailies>at the beginning they keep a serious face>after some weeks they crack some jokes to lighten the mood, until they start laughing at Hunter's back>this rapidly take a dark turn and the jokes die >they realize what they got in their hands>"she" looks like a man no matter what they do>none of them has the courage to go up to her and tell how to look more feminine>what they even do? CGI, makeup, prosthetics, body doubles?>when the movie is released normal people will laugh>LGBT people will accuse them of being stupid or doing on purpose>what if Hunter blames them>what if she tries suicide or some shit>better go with the methhead bong without tits
>>214398243Actresses need to stop ruining themselves with surgery.
>>214398871jesus, that could've gone pretty bad, like unable to walk bad
>>214398003the tits are fine
>>214398212It's clearly fucking AI
>>214398405Brownest meme
Could have been her breakout role, shame.
>>214396576There is already a british actress who is pretty much the real human lara croft in terms of looks. She's not a big enough name though if she's even still working in the business and hasn't walled/bogged
>>214400070Lara croft being a lesbian for a couple years isn't terribly unrealistic unless she cheats on her girl with some British aristocrat
If he ever got a role as a female video game character it would result in at least one theater shooting
>>214396006It is true, hunter's HEXA would have been perfect
>>214397060I suppose she looks a lot like the character but she was never a good actress and wasn't a great Lara Croft.
>>214396073all of itI will not rest until all troons have hung themselves
>>214402127bad shoop
>>214396006alexandra daddario would work
>>214402256>British>has big breastsIt would be perfect.
>>214400783Sapphic sapphic sapphic sapphic
>>214396006she hit the wall 4 years ago so no
>>214396006Post that hot pic without the dogshit twittertranny screenshot on top
>>214402654but then how will OP post rage-bait then?
>>214396006>blue eyes>gingerFuck off. It should have been Gemma 10 years ago.
>>214402184It makes fun of brownies. Dumb zoomer.
>>214396006This birtch is ugly neanderthal type fuck her
>>214396006Id rather see Franny desu
>>214402929based, love her tits and bizarre hairline
