UGH! Let me guess, you want to watch a movie about guys punching and shooting at each other again, huh?
>>214400413No, this time it's BOATS
>>214400413No I want to play games about punching and shooting.
>Punch & Smash Emotionally Traumatized Self-Sabotaging Boy III!
>>214400413no, I want you to have sex with me.
>>214400413But babe this time they save the president
>>214400413No. You know that I've only ever, and will only ever, watch picrelated.
>*points at actress during sex scene*>do you think she's pretty?
>>214400413No, I'd like to watch some clips from this web site right here with you, now scootch your little bum right over...
>>214400413Yep.
>>214400413yes
>>214400611Not as pretty as you
>>214400611s-she's ok, normal...
>>214400413UGH! Let me guess, you want to watch a movie where nothing happens except women having woman moments, featuring your latest rape fetish actor.
>>214400413Not my problem
>>214400413But I thought you said you love gay porn, that I got you in the mood?Fine, let's watch a romance instead. The lesbian dvd pile is over there in the corner.>>214400611In my head I know she is supposed to be, but there's something about her face, her attitude, that makes her almost ugly to me. I've I told you lately how lucky I am to have found someone like you? *unzip kiss*
>>214400413>Movie is a guy and his girl in love and punching and shooting everybody elseWatched True Romance with my gf recently
>>214400930Holy ESL moment!*that it got you**Have I told you*
>>214400413not tonight bitch. get your phone ready because this shit is going to bore you out of your fucking mind
>>214400413And let me guess, you want to watch the latest reality show about a bunch of busted clout chasing wine moms yelling at each other, while you scroll tiktok and don't even watch it
>>214400611Of course not babe, you're the only attractive woman on the planet. Once I met you my base instincts of being attracted to any other female magically vanished
>>214400992based and kek
>>214400413>>214400611>>214400948COAL
>>214400413One time a girl on a dating app clocked me as an incel because I asked her "What's a hot girl walk, and what makes it different from a regular old walk?" She didn't call me an incel though, she said I was revealing a lot about my social media algorithm by asking her that and that I consume content that is sarcastic towards women.
Wojak image propagators need to be euthanized.
>>214401125>on a date>foid starts talking>recognize every single topic and her takes on it from my own tik tok algorithm>respond like the top comments to those videos>get laidIt's THAT easy
>>214400431>Babe, I'm so glad to hear that. My coworkers at the school said the show 'Black Sails' is really good. Let's watch it!
>>214400676>Wife pandering is communist propaganda writ small. In my study of communist societies, I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, not to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better. When people are forced to remain silent when they are being told the most obvious lies, or even worse when they are forced to repeat the lies themselves, they lose once and for all their sense of probity. To assent to obvious lies is in some small way to become evil oneself. One's standing to resist anything is thus eroded, and even destroyed. An emasculated liar is easy to control. I think if you examine wife pandering, it has the same effect and is intended to.
>>214400413I want to watch video clips of women peeing but I know that would be offputting for you so be grateful I tolerate action movies with romance scenes as a middle ground
>>214400992Based Chad
>>214401125>You're revealing a lot about yourself by engaging in the collective female narcissism which holds "your" half of the species to be above all humor, criticism, or exposure to self-awareness in the name of unrestrained collective narcissism>uh but anon she won't fuck you thenI don't care. Just tell dumb bitches the truth. Save the world.
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It's funny. The only girl I ever dated got way more excited about action movies then I dod. She liked her capeshit and Star Wars. I was the one who was into boring shit about people talking.
>>214400413>>214400413Well last time we watched a movie about lesbians talking and fucking eachother, I just figured we could give this another go.>Groypers were so assblasted about this meme that they spent hours animating pictures of raping and killing a cartoon ladyMega kek, what a bunch of fags
>>214400413no i want to watch a movie about two retard falling in love and the cutting of a scary tree
This is the ideal woman. Knows she's a woman. Unapologetically isn't interested and doesn't fuck with your shit. You know what's worse? The woman that pretends like she's into this and then demands women that look like her get included in it turning it into a fucking Disney show.
>>214400413movies womyn like:>woman fucks an alien >woman fucks a werewolf >woman fucks a vampire >woman fucks a psychopath >woman fucks a monster
>>214402268powerful...
>>214400413noit's time for My Dinner with Andre
>>214400611yeah, I'd say slightly prettier than you...I bet she does anal too
>>214400413No I picked yesterday so it’s your turn. Are we going with>wall-imminent career focused roastie swoons over iron-jawed chad who is intimidatingly handsome but a total sweetheart inside or>group of wall-imminent roasties who can’t leave the past in the past take petty revenge on former lovers or>kid movie from your childhood that totally fucking sucks, even you don’t legitimately enjoy it you just like the nostalgia from the time before you started menstruatingor>four episodes from Netflix’s latest serial killer slopumentary
>>214400413Years ago, me and my ex watched Drive in the first night (20 minutes of foreplay) and then Shame (2 hours of raw fuck, we did not came back to finish the flick).Was it a good choice of mine, bros?
>”Anon you said we were going to watch a movie, why do we need your laptop?”
>>214401954How do you do the crying laughing emoji spammed three times irl? Did you actually start crying and laughing?
>>214403425>how do you laugh in real life
>>214400413I prefer horror movies
>>214403285don't worry babe, it's call 123movies.xyz
>>214400413Shut up and get out of my house. I don't keep you around for your snide remarks. I can give myself an orgasm and cook. I don't need to tolerate your antics. Bug me too much and your worthless ass can parasitize off someone else.
>>214400994I went from playing video games and watching kino or some 8 hour long video essay about some forgotten video game narrated by some ruskie - to Playing video games and watching an 8 hour long video essay about some autistic schizo lolcow for my wife to watch. My head used to be filled with some obscure video game autism, now it's filled with the insane bullshit of some homeless retard.
>>214400413Yes whore, and I want you to go watch TikTok in another room, take the dog for company, I'm gonna crank it to the tits in this movie
>>214400611Yeah, you should dress like her
>>214400611wifejak kinda cute
>>214403156wtf are you rambling on about ESL?
>>214400611My ex was a woke type and didn't like that I didn't view trannies as women, so a couple weeks after having that argument, we saw a tranny on tv and told her she looked like the tranny. Never seen her look so hurt and angry, but she didn't say shit.As the relationship was nearing its end, it mostly descended into me trolling her like this.
>>214403156>exsounds like you have tiny dick bro
>>214401125>>214401954I remember reading a post where some anon was saying he just cant relate, or rather pretend, with women. Their interests, their opinions all bottom of the barrel trash, it's difficult to maintain that facade for a date, but to marry someone who keeps up this shit? I met this woman who cant watch old movies, couldnt even watch something nice as Mary Poppins cause "i didnt see it as a kid, so theres no point". shes 40.
>>214400413The girl I'm currently seeing hates all kinds of fun movies and basically just falls asleep during them, so I end up watching them alone. My ex, conversely, used to be so into them that she'd watch Drive six times in a row while on shrooms. Both are extreme cases, but I still prefer the latter.
>>214402875This.
>>214400611Of course but your hooters are better.
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>>214404669how in the fuck do you even get into the relationship without her knowing or even getting a hint at this. did you pretend to be some bleeding heart fag when you met her? white people routes
>>214404669The ultimate culmination would have been to call her the male version of her name during sex.
>>214400413I miss those times my friend and me betrayed his girlfriend by watching Game Of Thrones and Breaking Bad together.He only didn't like he had to watch the dubbed versions with her.
>>214404831Most women don't have real beliefs and will gravitate towards yours, assuming you're in a long term relationship and she finds you attractive. Finding a woman who will actually reject you based on political beliefs is pretty rare no matter how often they virtue signal about it. >white people routesBack to twitter nigger.
>>214405032>Back to twitter nigger.
>>214400413>How did you get into my house? That restraining order was very real, you know.
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>>214404669I'm married to a Californian girl and honestly the hard truth is, a guy shows a girl how to have authentic beliefs, but a woman is supposed to steer his opinions to be socially sensitive so he isn't sperging out at parties.You can be antivax and transphobic and shit, she just doesn't want you to embarrass her and some social function, or going on a TND rant at Starbucks. Girls don't actually care, they just want to appear like the type who cares. My wife will be extra friendly to trannies on the street, say hi and compliment their dress, but at home she's on lolcow making fun of them all.
>>214400611Say yes (if she is), enjoy the childish meltdown and rub one out afterwards.Let their shit test explode in their own stupid faces. They won't do it so easily again.
>>214405185>she just doesn't want you to embarrass her and some social functionwhen I hear about my friends dad and their wife and hes just the type of boomer mom and boomer dad from the midwest to just drink juice from a vienna sausage canthats the life i want, no aura, no rules no bullshit nonsense, not worried about they fucking look or sound toothers just man x woman because they deserve eachother.
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