>>214402561
bad person who happens to be a parent

I don't know how you all watched this show way back when. That Mom was so overbearing that friends and I couldn't watch it.

>>214402613
There were a lot fewer homosexuals back then

>>214402561
Her name is Lois

>>214402636
Was Lois a bad parent?

>>214402613
I think if your mom was similar to Lois, you hated the character

The only child that was a perpetual fuckup was Francis. The rest of them all had talents, and Dewey and Malcolm were genius level IQs

"Lois" is one of those names that trip up ESLs every fucking time.

yeah, but she tried, and that alone would put in the top 1% of parents nowadays.

>>214402561
Lois was based, you need to do your chores OP.
>>214403083
Malcolm's inflated ego constantly got the better of him.

Would

Lois aggressively jacking me off while she tells me what a disappointment I am

>>214403153
>yeah
why?

>>214402561
Half the people ITT are the same age as her but childless. let that sink in

>>214403254
are you retarded? 90% percent of people on 4chan are from 12 to 18

>>214402561
>>214402613
>>214403083
Watching this as an adult with kids is really interesting. Francis was a decent actor with very mediocre stories that I rarely enjoyed, but the character backstory is really good. They gloss over Francis getting sent to military school and make it a joke, but in the first episode they explain he burned down their garage, constantly got arrested by police and was constantly skipping or getting in trouble at school. Each time he also had an excuse for the behavior and blamed everyone else. Now add to that they’re a middle class family both working and dealing with 4 boys who are absolute terrors and there was really nothing they could do besides just let him fuck off and figure things out on his own, which eventually happened anyway. Then to make it even worse, his brothers adored him and hated the parents because they were too young to realize he was actually the fuckup and their best shot was to learn from every one of his mistakes. It was probably beyond frustrating to see him getting cornholed and BTFO his whole life and then him gloating and teaching his brothers how to “succeed” like he had been and watching them fuck their own lives up in smaller ways. Then even even worse, when he gets emancipated and fucks off, he comes back home just to beg for money and blame his parents, perpetually, forever.

And from someone with actual bad parents, no, Louis was not a bad parent. She always supported Hal and vice versa, she punished the kids hard, but when someone fucked with them, she came down even harder which the kids appreciated, she would sometimes try to be better about her temper, but then Hal and the kids would royally fuck up the house or the neighborhood or her job specifically and she go into a screaming rampage. Completely justified. I think when we watched it, we just wanted a MILF to edge to for 30 mins and we’re upset we didn’t get it.

>>214403160
>Malcolm's ego
I always interpreted the ending as Lois trying to humble Malcolm by making him work for education

>>214403341
proof

>>214403341
>he thinks 4chan is relevant enough for the 12 year old demographic to be 90% of the site
Oh anon… also reported for underage.

>>214403341
lmao
As if this site is getting any new blood

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There's two visual gags that always stuck with me about this show, besides the Hal fixing shit one that is always posted. The episode where Stevie is riding that downhill sled thing and he catches air, and it cuts to a shot of someone raking a giant pile of leaves in their yard, and Stevie smashes into the tree in the background of the shot. Also, the one where the boys have fireworks and they light off this mega one and when it goes off it cuts to a day time shot of the same location, and then back to a night time shot. Just brilliant stuff. Really fantastic show for the most part.

Any good DVD copies of Malcolm online?

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>>214403490

just you, actually
sorry your peers have fun on tiktok without you and you're stuck with the 'uncs'

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>>214403490
Good taste anon

>>214403490
>>214403523
The Komodo 3000 will forever be my favorite visual gag of all time

>>214403523
This is genuinely such a clever gag.

test

>>214403490
The show had a lot of very memorable moments like this not only visual, the clown fight episode, the family picture episode the bodybuilder episode had so many good jokes and ideas I randomly think about them sometimes

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>mummy issues thread
watch this hit the bump limit

>>214403650
It was a different time, it was a better time.

Just your average low education lower middle class mom desu.

>>214403359
if anything, the main point of the show is how education is important and was a cautinary tail on why milenials are going to grow up retarded and fucked by the system even before social media

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>>214403359
Military and Alaska Francis is peak kino though

Can someone with AI skills make pictures of Lois getting gangbanged by her sons while Hal watches?

>>214403498
I found it basically impossible to find 4x3 rips of the show. Only ever got season 1 and it was in Russian.

>>214402561
I feel like Lois would be the type to beat her kids all the time but they probably couldn't show that on TV too much without people complaining

>>214404024
the uncomfortable truth is that kids need to be disciplined with a belt

>>214404017
It use to be easy because thats all that existed, but since 720p and 1080p came out all the old DVD torrents died. The issue with 720p and 1080p copies off streaming sites is that some episodes or either missing or edited. Very annoying.

>>214404073
Or they're widescreen and you see stuff like NotDewey

>>214403222
Delinquent first born, second born, anxiety screwed up eventual burn out third son, already done with this nonsense fourth son.

The pussy she was slinging for Hal though.

>>214404073
>>214404116
Exactly they're all the streaming versions which are widescreen and do indeed have edits (episode where Reese moves out and hears suicidal men through the walls)

>>214404136
A decent DVD rip must exist online, i'll find it one day. Or maybe i'll stop being a cheap fuck and just buy the DVD collection from like 2008. Who knows.

yes mostly but she didnt know better. Hal never tried

>>214403786
deadspace.webm

>>214404057
Some kids but I rarely got the belt because I didn't misbehave it was usually my younger brother

>>214403203
Lois complaining about what i've been doing while she's riding me

>>214402561
she unironically needed to be raped by a chad who would put her in her place
girls like her needed to be kept on a leash way before she became a parent

>>214403650
Hal cracks me up every time

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He tried to warn us

>>214403490
>Also, the one where the boys have fireworks and they light off this mega one and when it goes off it cuts to a day time shot of the same location, and then back to a night time shot.
That was extra funny to me because that's basically one of my first childhood memories, but the difference was that some retard fucked it up so shit detonated on the ground and everyone ended up running away in a panic

>>214404347
Hal inspiring the kids to knock off Tony's card game.

>>214404121
if it weren't for lois and her way of raising them they would all be dead or in jail before 20, excluding dewey

>>214404327
why are you like this? why are you mentally deranged you stupid indian?

>>214404347
That house was nice

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>>214404375

>>214402561
yes, pretty much so. Not as awful as Rochelle from Everybody Hates Chris though

>>214404274
Lois catching me in her room sniffing dirty panties and socks from her hamper then holding me down on the bed and shoving them in my mouth

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>>214402561
>No video games until you've finished your homework and chores, mister!

>>214404430
Is this like a bait? Both of them are great mothers. You have no idea what a bad mother actually is.

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She certainly didn't help my childhood fascination with mildly attractive older women.

>>214402561
Not a bad parent so much as an under prepared and under educated parent. Her and Hal needed more time to figure their shit out before being responsible for other people.

>>214404505
Lois locking my in my room with her telling me im grounded while shoving her muff in my face

>>214404392
>excluding dewey
he would be first to off himself in a manner that could be described as ritualistic suicide
that kid was beyond stupid when it comes to safety

Bad person, but absolutely great mother with the budget she had, and the kind of kids she got.

>>214402561
Yes but her heart at times was in the right place

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Why weren't they allowed to have pets?

>>214404172
Even on things labeled dvdrip, they turn out to be in widescreen
>>214404862
Money, dumb fuck

>>214404820
>Bad person
why?

>>214403341
This has to be bait

>>214404932
you didn't actually think you are arguing with adults? Just look at the answers in this thread. There's like two oldfags and a bunch of children

>>214404862
that episode was fucking hilarious

>>214402561
She was hot, and just wanted someone to tell her no.

>>214404892
Lots of poor people have pets.

>>214405376
She looked like a hag what are you talking about. She was a typical karen before they were the thing. Awesome character and a great actress, though

>>214403359
I always found it sad the way the show ended. Especially cause Francis was literally me. It really drove home the point that life is tough and unfair and if you ignore your chances you are gonna end up as a bum

>>214405481
She was older but still good. You can see her in The Heavenly Kid

>>214404129
dammit how do I get a big titty hasidic gf in Serbia? All we have are chinks, pajeets, somalis, russians and a bunch of gypsies

>>214405481
>She was a typical karen
Pretty much, if she wasn't a retail wagie she'd have a scene where she'd call for the manager somewhere

>>214404623
You have no idea what being a parent is like. No one is prepared. Batman couldn’t prep enough to be a good one. Sure it’s a bad idea to just have 11 kids with no house and future and no settled arrangement with a partner and no money, but the skill cap is infinite. You prep for so long and read books and take tips and write notes and save money and then you have a baby and ask the Dr. or Nurse what to do for something you’ve seen on TV a thousand times (crying, irrational behavior, poor health, odd color stool) and they look at you like you asked what their cure for your terminal cancer is. Every single parent is alone on an island with other people only there to tell them not to kill themselves or their kids, but no one can help. In fact the strongest bonding moments with your kids are when you’re alone on the ground crumpled in a ball crying emotionally and physically exhausted and they fall asleep after scream crying for 3 days straight and you just watch them sleep in awe feeling better than beating an impossible Dark Souls boss. You then realize laying on the ground in a ball comforts them for no damn reason and now you’re “a good parent”. Then a friend has a child scream crying for 3 days straight and they ask you for advice and you go “Uhhhhh…” and you know telling them to get in a fetal position is probably not going to work for their situation...but it’s all you have. That’s parenting.

>>214405521
My big advice anon is stop blaming your parents. At some point you can evolve past them and if you focus on overcoming the obstacles they put in your way instead of blaming them for your failures, you can get past being a bum. You may not become Elon Musk, but being mediocre is better than being a bum and being a bum is better than being dead and being dead is better than being a tranny.

>>214405822
Thanks for those words but it's too late for me. My only way out is die lonely at 60 or out of sickness that I wont have money to cure

this show thought me that the core to every successful and good romantic relationship is sex and having high attraction to your partner. if your not fucking like rabbits till you die it wasn’t ment to be, nothing else matters

>>214405577
move out of shit country first

>>214402561
They did an awful job with Francis, he was the most destructive boy by far, dropped out of high school and they had to send him to military school. Reese was a less bad version of Francis, and did eventually finish highschool without being sent away. Malcom is mostly just a smug annoying shithead, and Dewey is just a bit autistic. They improved with every child, and everyone turned out ok in the end

>>214406283
lol Francis and Reese are fucked up

>>214406283
millitary school is the highschool

>>214402561
a bad parent?
she couldn't stop getting pregnant and having kids which she couldn't possibly raise properly, just because she was horney for the creampies of a goofball of a man
she isn't just a bad parent, she is a terrible human to being to begin with, typical woman

any porn with women who have hair like that?

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remember when girls were pretty?

>>214406082
where would I go? I don't wanna work in german coal mine with somalis

>>214406375
I am disgusted that people like you are breathing air

>>214403380
posts quality

>>214406375
she saved the white race

>>214402613
Muahaha well she gave me mommy issues

Overbearing females are the most loving and loyal
>>214403078
My mom's literally her with a healthy dose of incest so ner ner

>>214404347
>boomers be like i hate my big house, my slightly used wife, my domestic car, my ugly ki- wait did i say that one out loud?

>>214403490
That was a nuke going off.

Someone post the webm where he tries to fatten lois

Malcolm in the Middle mogs any other family sitcom I've ever seen. The cast has so many great characters with great child actors, it's just shot so well for a sitcom. Single camera, shot in an actual house, with so many little details and visual gag. I think it's aged remarkably well.

>>214406466
Of course I do
I went to highschool in 1999
Every single fucking girl was cute, pretty, smoking hot or fuckable at least.
The marry material was both cute and fuckable. But Cindy Greyson my god she was smoking hot, fuckable AND pretty.
She didn't fuck me tho.
Now I'm sad, thanks retard

>>214404129
This girl is still insanely beautiful desu.

>>214406489
Come to Australia mate lots of big titty mixed race tittans

Just don't buy a commodore you have been warned

>>214406907
Can apply somewhere? How does it work?

>>214406901
I was in high school in 2004 and they were unbelievably pretty. Didn't age well though. Recently had like graduation anniversary and many are way past walls. However, men got it worse, beer bellies, everyone looking like truck driver

I had a crush on Reese when I was younger.

>>214405741
>bro just ignore the crying lol
There should be a mandatory IQ test for parenthood

>>214404415
All family men think their house is shit because we know the dirty secrets hidden behind drywall, in the crawlspace, etc.

>>214406945
>Move here on skilled/unskilled visa
>???
>Buy Ford falcon barra turbo
Bonza shielas mateeee

>>214407309
the dessicated corpses of my enemies is my favorite part of the house desu

>>214406283
>Dewey is just a bit autistic.
Dewey was smarter than Malcolm retard.

>>214407334
I genuinely have no idea how you emigrate to another country and have a place to live and a job

>>214402561
yeah, i think it was the first time when a series show how toxic a bad mom can get

>>214402561
*Lewis

>>214407395
Sure, but every time you have to hide one you discover the dipshits who owned the house before you fucked up the plumbing or whatever.

>>214404415
Still hilarious the current owner remodeled the house purely to spite the fags that make the pilgrimage to go see it

>>214408440
what a fucking fag

>>214408487
nah

>>214408440
bazed alert!

>>214407466
Same here just fucken send it cuuuunt

>>214407468
Oh nooo not a toxic female aaaa whatever will I do

Their pushovers imagine giving a fuck

>>214407468
you have no idea what toxic means retard

>>214402561
No, she's just playing the hand she's dealt as best as she can. She's not always right but she did the best she could given what she had to deal with. Her biggest blunder was denying Malcolm the scholarship for college though.

>>214403844
both were good but i enjoyed seeing Francis succeed on the ranch with the Germans. He finally had a supportive family dynamic that helped him learn skills and be responsible. R.I.P the Otto actor for dying during filming so they had to pull a bullshit excuse why he left the ranch.

>>214409048
Those two were my favorite characters. Had a German couple that were friends of my parents
The wife had a picture on the wall wearing a sheer top with her tits showing through
He gave me a beer when I was underageB& but it was PBR to basically make me hate alcohol until I turned 21 kek

Who the fuck is Louis?

>>214404949
oh anon...people here are voluntarily retarded and contrarian, so it's easy to confuse them with children, but it's mostly angry 30+ yos

>>214404024
she had much more effective means of control, a beating is what you go to when you've run out of options.

>>214407466
a girl I know went there on those fruitpicking job visas and just found another job there with the degree she got back home beforehand, she's a geography teacher so it can't be that hard to get into Australia. Probably easier if you come from a western country and hold in-demand qualifications like a baker or a nurse.

>>214408440
smart man, my property has some old Celtic mound in the forest so I have to put up with occasional tourists and researchers, wish I could just smash it.

>>214403341
anon, 90% of the userbase here is 54 and above
how would you feel if couldn't find your dentures this morning?

>>214409762
hungry

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>>214409762
You are delusional. Sure there are old fags but ever since 2016 it became a refugee place for minors and indians

>>214405741
it was easier in the past when people just did whatever they wanted, my great grandma said she used to put a bit bourbon in her kids drinks when she wanted some peace and quiet.

>>214409831
why are you calling me delusional? You've probably got a good reason, but I forgot what we were talking about
I wish my kids would visit

>>214409857
Lol I wouldn't allow my kids unsupervised internet before thay are 20

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>>214409795
what a great show

>>214409745
Perhaps you should dress up as a ghost and scare away the tourists and researchers.

>>214410269
what if some kid shows up with his fuckvan and stoner buddy though

>>214404003
No one woukd dare....

>>214404003
this and make her fat/bbbw

>>214410059
How the hell did my parents allow me to watch this show as a kid?

>>214410736
your parents wanted grandkids. still do, wastrel