What is "drunk"?
>>214402652One of my friends just got admitted to rehab for alcoholism. /druk/bros, I've decided to quit weekday drinking.
>>214402705I should honestly check myself in but it's easier to just be /druk/
>>214402652>>214402705>>214402726Kill yourself
>>214402768fuck off schitzo
>>214403810he disappeared for like a month but now the fucker is back again, I wonder what it was.
>>214402705a lot to catch up over the weekends then eh
>>214403837He's a butthurt tranny.
>>214402768Shut up, faggot.Every fucking thread with you.
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HERE'S CYRUS!!!>and terry...AND TERRY!!!>and dennis..AN- FUCK OFF
>>214402652did they bring back ray?
>>214402652is druk posting all over the board?
>>214406300No, he's still down in Florida after faking his death making a shit ton of money drunk as fuck collecting bottles.
>>214402652in this series its a blood alcohol beyond most characters regular alcoholism to the point of blackout foolishness and poverty and sometimes imprisonmentwhat a funny show (the early half and a couple films anyway)Trailet Park Boys: JAIL was a good revival spinoff compared to the cringe celebrity cameo Snoop Dogg shit. Kinda surprise it took them so long to do a jail season; see the other side. Especially with all the hilarious lore and exposition on the nature of their local penitentiary
>>214406377Way of the road, bud.
HEY LAHEYJULIANS WORKING OUT WITH HIS SHIRT OFF AND HE SAID HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU
>>214406348this part is hilarious how everyone just shows up and start banging on the door, fighting and annoying each other
Fuck off, I got work to do.
>>214406443the US and Europe tour seasons are prettt good too but start to wear thin as they go on. Ricky sperging about European languages is hilarious
If I get drunk enough, can I watch TPB again for the first time?
>>214406621>Ricky sperging about European languages is hilariouslike he legitimately cant understand why someone would speak gobbldy gook alien words when they already know how to talk normal too
>>214406635alcohol has its limits for enjoying kino imoa few drinks is great but a strong liquor high just makes me feel disoriented and too spaced to focus on TV and enjoy it, even with repeats. A few rum and cokes with a few eps is great thoon the other hand a high dose of meth is all the better for watching every episode of Battlestar consecutively without sleeping or opium for dozing to comfy old animated eps or old school anime films like Akira
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>>214402652Ray tracking the chicken might be my favorite series of jokes in the entire showWhen I first watched the show I didn't find Rey funny or memorable at all but when you keep watching you really get into their characters, its possibly the most rewatchable show ever made
>>214406715i don't smoke much but my roommate does. i usually take a hit or two every once in a while when i feel the need to clean up the house. doesn't enhance vidya or kino for me that much
>>214402768Frig off, Lahey
>>214406815What of vidya or kino are you indulging in when you do smoke up and get a little glow?
>Mac in the latest Always Sunny be like
>>214406843More like "Frig off, Donna."
>>214406864Oh man, we've got this one that's wicked, it's got like four controllers that go into it
>>214406864battlefield or wreckfestor learning new guitar songsdont even watch movies / tv on that shit
Any /v/tards here?Seriously, why hasn't anyone tried to do something with this show? Don't just say that it would just be another GTA clone; Rockstar should have done a DLC about this years ago.
What's popping, Kermit!?
>>214406950>wreckfestsounds cool, is it like burnout?
>>214407012Flipping between different characters like GTA V would be wicked. Randy getting Jalappono chips, Trin trying to sneak out of the park in the shit mobile, Lucy trying to get someone to bang her at the hot dog BBQ.
>>214406815for some weed +/tv/ & vidya is a perfect mix but for others its too loopy or psychedelic and stimulating for them to sit still and focus enough to enjoy even if they like weed for other things
>>214407120i don't know if you noticed or not but they're kind of fucked and they're talking about meth, ricky, not weed...
>>214407091lmfao with AI voice and based anons for writinf this could such a fun(ny) standalone mod. surely the GTA V dev SDK is powerful enough to make it a fairly simple idea to lay out the groundwork for, considering the limited, simple enviroments and kinds of underwhelming missions you would be doing
>>214407090the physics are more realistic and its not nearly as arcadey. but its fun on MP. you can either outrace your opponents or bash them out of the way
>>214407181oh lol. well for me a bit of ice makes some movies fucking awesome. did some rails of meth and ketamine and watched Fury Road on my VR set, and Black Hawk Down and 1917 were a blast too
>>214407187i dont know anything about fucking progranating fucking compuners or any of that shit i barely even got my fucking grade 10
>>214407295intentionally programming Cory & Trevor to have horrible fuckup NPC AI would be so funny>gameplay mechanic: the better you yell insults at jaildummies the better they perform in heists
>>214406950I mean, Battlefield's not a bad choice. Pretty intense high anxiety situations, but if that's your jam. Wreckfest is fun stoned or not. If you really get something out of being stoned and gaming, try Halo: The Master Chief Collection. You want something with cool visuals, scenery, and most importantly soundtrack and sound effects, but engaging enough so you don't pass the fuck out. In that sense, I would recommend getting into Warhammer: Vermintide 2. If you want a game that his sweet vibe when you're blazing, try Sleeping Dogs. That's a bit of a hidden gem. Little bit of a wonky camera but a good romp. Destroy All Humans is a laugh. If you have a Steam account, Johnny Rocketfingers is free, give that a go if you're toking. I play a lot of Star Wars: Battlefront 2. As for movies, you want either something that's very engaging or humorous.I could give you a list of movies you should give a look for when you're baked but honestly? Dude, just stick with the guitar. Just pick the damn thing up and strum out something, anything. Some of the greatest pieces of music has come out under the influence of something, even aspirin. Its probably your best avenue of entertainment.
>>214407361>stonedthat's not what i was talking about, but i do smoke the green too. i barely smoke a gram a day though, if that.most of the best riffs i've written are just when i've smoked a bowl (of weed) and a melody gets in my head. i force myself to record now whenever i pick it up because otherwise i won't be able to replicate what i just played. for vidya, i prefer to play a racing game (like wreckfest or EA WRC) and go on spotify rabbit holes and listen to new music i don't really watch movies unless i've been drinking or i'm sober, and i'm very particular about what i watch
there was a meme in our neighbourhood as a kid that everybody would use this one kid's name if we were ever encountered by copsso funny to see them do it in trailer park boys
So.......what WERE you looking at his gut fer, /tv/?
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>>214406815Most vidya when high can be too intense, that's why I prefer slower, stealth-based games like picrel or Far Cry games
Are there really no good episodes post Season 7? Also, the podcast is really great and way funnier than I expected, really comfy to put it on in the background when working. Especially cool if it's a Family Feud episode
>>214407543lol i forgot about this>what are you getting so many bananas for dude?!
>>214407479That's a good thing though; its always good to be discernible about what it is that you allow to put inside your head, y'know? Trailer Park Boys is of course a great laugh to have when you're stoned or drunk. That's a fact.Its' good to keep a pen and paper or a recording machine handy when you're smoking and jamming because you just said it; you ain't gonna fucking remember it. its like a dream journal, you know? You gotta write that shit down quick when you wake up otherwise you'll forget it when you try and fool yourself into thinking you're going to recall it and remember it later. Its out of nowhere those melodies come into your head and they disappear back into that ether just as fast. Catch those dragonflies while you can, dude.Racing games? Of course I'm gonna reccomend Need For Speed, but Asseto Corso, Rush Rally 3's been pretty fun, and of course me being a Star Wars fan? You gotta check out Pod Racer if you already haven't. I SWEAR you'll get into it, man.
>>214407596I recall a few gems past S9 I thinkwhen they drop the celebrity dicksucking the old show occasionally shines throughbesides Bubbles most characters manage to retain their authenticity
>>214407596There's a stark difference and shift in the series that builds up to season 7. Seasons 1-3 are absolute classics. For me personally? There are a few lackluster episodes in season four, but season five comes back with an absolute vengeance and every single episode is an absolute classic. And they manage to keep that going through season six. By the time we hit season 7, the HD cameras came in and more professional looking shots like cranes and such were being used. So gone was the notion of it being a documentary series ala COPS from the criminals perspective that it started out as. Season 7 was Mike Clattenburg's last season, as well as Barrie Dunn. The put out a few movies, some of which were actually kinda miserable in tone and content, but they seem to have made something of a comeback as of late. Just start with those seven seasons, man. You can decide whether or not you want to tune in after that.
>>214407619i've played pod racerif i need my speed fix i play ballsticNG lol
>>214407661https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfyaftYvFGg>These old homes are always built to code so the studs are always every 16 inches so we'll just make a little mark here...i won't watch past S7 but my fuck was it worth their doing it just for this scene
>>214407503RIP Phil, he was our great Mustard Tiger
>>214407762lmao ricky's great at the physical humor
>>214407543this mawhf wouldn't make it through on super market sweep nahm sayeen grabbing all those bizizzles unless he was scooping up some of those inflatable joints cus those mahfackas are worth like 50 bucks a piece
That's quite a step up in the world from banging Mr Lahey to banging Julian....
>>214407188gonna check it out one of these days
Fuckin' way she goes boys.
>>214406655>>214406715Smokes. Let's go, dickweeds.
Any Euros here watch/enjoy TPB? Curious to know.
>>214406691>These two suck each others cocks
>Hey guys I found a mushroom that looks like a cock
MAFUCKAS WITH GUTS LIKE THAT IS DEFINITELY ON THE CHEESEBURGERS DAWG
>>214407596The podcast is pretty good, I enjoyed the episode they did with Terry from FUBAR. Also the boys are pretty damn good at coming up with shit on the fly, I never really appreciated how good they are at improv.
>>214408051wreckfest 2 is in alpha on PC. there's barely any content though, but the physics are there.i got wreckfest 1 for 5 bucks over a decade ago when it was "new car game" and its insane to see how they ended up delivering like they did. even though it took forever, lol
>>214406775it's absolute gold>shhhhh>SHHHHH RICKY, DO YOU HEAR THAT?>no dad, are you drunk?>yes but do you hear that?>I don't know shit about tracking chickens I just did it for the liquor
>>214402652Their movie swearnet has the record for most f words in any movie ever made with 935 but wolf of Wall Street still has the record for most in a main stream movie around 570
anyone have a hd torrent of the first 7 seasons?
>>214407473What is the argument against this?
>>214408496https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOv7lmA97kYEasily one the best characters on the show.
>>214406463>even sexy guys go to jail Julian...
>>214406775>Mr. Lahey, Julian's out here lifting weights with his shirt off and wants you to have a drink with him
>>214406810That pic goes hard mawfka
>>214407762>the way his panic instantly shifts to rage and he tears into the wall like a rabid animalfucking kek
>>214407206I kek'd
>>214408220Yes sir. I rec'd it to multiple people but they'll never watch it.
>>214408220plenty of people in finland have watched it. the romanticization of drunk fucking loser lifestyle is well received.
MAN, CUT! RAY, TRUCK DRIVING PASSED OUT PHANTOM 3-O-9 MOTHERFUCKER!
first time I watched it while drunk (how fitting) and I completely missed this whole scenehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uCpDHzm_DMon my rewatch I just kept winding it back because I laughed my ass off
>The fuck you are talking about inflatable Elvis?
bumps let's go
>>214408220yeah absolutely, it's one of the funniest shows ever made
>why don't you suck my cock, Julian?>why don't you suck MY cock, Ricky?>BOYS BOYS BOYS!>we never used to say these sorts of things to each other!>fuck this, and SUCK that!
Choose.
>>214413533Sarah and it's not even close.
>>214413563this era was when i stopped watching. wasn't fuckin' funny at all. jumped the shark, then beat the shark to death.
>>214406864If I'm not absolutely wrecked:>Halo CE - Reach>Fallout NV or FO4>Red Dead Redemption 1 or 2>GTA San Andreas>STAR WARS Dark Forces - Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy>Mega Man X - X6If I'm absolutely faded>Plants Vs Zombies (iZombie gamemode)
>>214407012I play on a DayZ server called Sunnyvale. It's on Deer Isle and all the NPCs in the trader towns are named after TPB characters.
>>214402652Stopped watching at S7. It felt like the perfect finale. I can't even imagine the slop it became after it.
>>214413728Excellent list, Anon.
>>214402768Remember, you need to include the word evil in all of your posts so it catches my filter.
>>214407543>when theyre driving away and every has a banana. >julian is driving and has a banana instead of his drinktopkek
>>214407762For me, in the later seasons, it was the Lahey's liquor surge>Mr. Lahey, Calm Down! You're having a liquor surge!>I DUN GFFPUH PHUHGGA LIGGER SKURGE! RANDY! DON QUESTION M- KCHPOW KCHPOW KCHPOW KCHPOW!
>>214413533sarah was a trailer park 10 in early seasons but the wall was merciless and i'd almost rather barb in later seasons
maybe you shouldn't keep piss jugs tied up in power cords around, ray
>>214413533Sarah in the early seasons.
>>214414351Top kek
>>214408747Honest answer? Ignorance of the law is never an adequate defence. Otherwise retards could just claim they didn't know murder is bad.
while it's part of the latter seasons, the time when ricky blames a bullet hole in his nutsack on an item in a store and walks out with a bunch of merchandise is hilarious
>>214416741No I understand them getting arrested but how could anything they say while getting arrested be used in court?
>>214402726Don’t think I haven’t noticed those sly caveman references
>>214406586Roses are redViolets are blue<———
why did bubbles' voice change from deep and mumble-y at the start to the high-pitched whiny shit he did later
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>>214418246>knock knock>i'm not going to say who's there ricky>you just did you fucking idiot
I stopped watching after the season with the Swayze Express and using model trains to traffic weed into the US.I fucking love trains.
