SIT YO WHITE ASSES DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UPTURN TO PAGE TREE HUNNIT N NINETY FO, TODAY WE FINNA LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIED CHICKEN AND BONELESS CHICKEN YA FEEL MESIMMAH DOWN OVA THERE WEASLEY 'LESS YA WANT ME TO BUST A CAP IN YO ASS
>>214402923I pull out my wand and put on my wizard hood and cast lynchus nigrus.
>>214402923>mister snape sir, this potion is just a bottle of malt liquor.
>>214402923>Profesor Snape Sir, I tried to get the materials required for your Potions Class but I couldn't find any "Cough Syrup" in Diagon Alley>Is it rare sir? Is it anything like Giggling Ginger or Frowning Stout?
>>214403098MAN SHUT YO CHEEZE IT CRACKER ASS UP AND DRINK THAT SHIT NIGGA OR YOU'LL BE GETTING DEMARITES IT'S OL E THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YO WHITE PASTY ASS IS GONNA MAKE IT IN DA HOOD
>>214403398THE PROMETHAZINE IS THE PURPLE BOTTLE LOCATED TO THE LEFF OF YO WHITE ASS, TYLER*camera pans to the purple drank potion and zooms in*THAT SHIT IS GONNA FUCK YOU UP MY NIGGA
>sir why are we using Styrofoam cups?
>>214403646AW SHIT YALL BOUGIE MY BAD NIGGA I AINT KNOW YALL SIP LEAN OUT OF A MUTHAFUCKIN CHALICE YA FEEL MEPO IT UP NIGGA
>Professor, what is that beeping noise?
>>214402923>SIT YO WHITE ASSES DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP>TURN TO PAGE TREE HUNNIT N NINETY FO, TODAY WE FINNA LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIED CHICKEN AND BONELESS CHICKEN YA FEEL ME>SIMMAH DOWN OVA THERE WEASLEY 'LESS YA WANT ME TO BUST A CAP IN YO ASS
>>214402923Maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts knowing enough shit to not pay ATTENTIONHARRY MOTHE FUCKA>I'm just writing down what you-I SEE YO WHITE ASSCREEPY ASS WHITEY MOTHEFUCKER
>BOOMSLANG SKIN? WOLFSBANE?>NIGGA I KNOW YOU BEEN COOKING SOME WERID-ASS CRACK, AND IF I CATCH YOU ASS IN MY CRIB I'M FINNA POP A CAP IN YO ASS
>>214402923it finna do b lyk dat doe
>>214403613>only irish student in the whole school>starts trying to make alcohol not even a week in>always blowing stuff upwtf rowling
>>214403872calling others indian for no reason with this image is now tv humor
FIDDY MILLION POINTS FROM GRIFFEN DOOR, LIL TIMMY ASS CRACKA HOUSE, REAL NIGGAS NEED DEM POINTS FOR DEY PROGRAMS
>>214402923>AYO WE'S FINNA BE STUDYIN DA BLACK ARTS>"mister snap, surely you mean the dark art-">MAN SHUTCHYO WHITE ASS UP NIGGUH, WE DUN MADE ALL DIS MAGIC, YALL DUN STOLE IT FROM US
>>214402923If Hogwarts was in the hood what would the houses be called with their specialty
>>214404577Huffle are Rolling 40s Crips
>>214404577>huffapuff>slivrin>griffindoThe only one he can pronounce correctly is ravenclaw
>>214404577>Da Bloods>WuTangz>Da Crips>Ebets
