N-Naruto-kun... we're leaving
i went and rewatched 500 episodes including filler and all and I can't find the kisame we're leaving line. Not even an original japanese line that could plausibly translate into kisame we're leaving. I've been lied to
>>214403048a concept way too kino for kishi to even think of
and i want to walk around with youand i want to walk around with you
>>214404304No way it's not real
>>214403048Something I've always wondered. Do you think she shagged her brother/cousin during the timeskip?
>>214405937Nightly. Daily. Before and after breakfast.
>>214403048She's just become 10 times sexier
>>214404304You dingus, you watched 500 eps of Shippuden but that scene is from Naruto (which has 220). He says 帰るぞ in Japanese. You're welcome btw.
>>214404304he says it after might guy confronts itschi and kisame.
>>214406247>Pouring water on cooking oilIs that wise?
>>214406299secret uchiha techique
>>214406219Okay but there's no "Kisame" this is the same level of mandela effect as "Luke, I am your father"
>>214405937hinata is 100000000% dedicated to naruto.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmNa8SWGm4A
>>214405937she would never do that you sick freak
>>214403048
>>214406522Calm down, Naruto.
>>214406524
>>214406606kino
>>214406459Scooby-Doo never actually said "ruh-roh".
>>214406459Are you sure it's not said? Subs often leave out the names said by characters in anime because they use them so frequently in places where Americans would find it a bit stiff or unnecessary and that often results in sentences like "Kisame, we're leaving" being truncated to just "were leaving". Go check right now, it should be clear in the Japanese dub if he says "Kisame" or not.
>>214406606>won't even spitroast herhinata... had a hard life
>>214406665naruto's the clone jutsu master
>>214406686statement still stands
>>214406459>>214404304You fucking dingbat, it doesn't matter if 'Kisame' is in the quote or not. If you just say 'we're leaving' in a random thread/comment no one will understand the context of the quote. When you say 'Kisame, we're leaving' you instantly think of Naruto
>>214404304>>214406219>>214406459>>214406730Doesn’t he say it in one of the storm games?
>>214406730he also never squints and looks behind him. And there's no reason the entire upper half of his face should be covered in shadow given he has no hat on and the sun of overhead. This entire meme is a LIE
>>214406749Come to think of it... Itachi has never been a green frog either. This whole thing is a lie!
>>214406749>>214406780he also doesn't speak English
>the lamest akatsuki got the most attention
Sakura and Hinata are both the two most plain and boring girls in Naruto.Karin, Fu, Ino, literally every other girl is hotter and/or more interesting
>>214406897Hidan?
>>214407106no, clay boy and the puppet master.
>>214406897Konan got very little screen time iirc
>>214406524This is what it's all about.
>>214407234sakura's the kind of girl who would get the ick at a stable and healthy marriage
>Itachi? He was a good friend
>>214407234i used to read fanfics about this ship. pretty gay in retrospect
>>214407357>kisame was arguably stronger but respected itachi enough to have him be the leaderkino
>>214404304>i went and rewatched 500 episodes including filler and allCrazy that you even did it a first time.
>>214406563i wish i was
>>214406459>>214406663>>214406748Here's what he say in moonrunes: 鬼鮫、やめだ。俺たちは戦争しに来たんじゃない。残念だが、これ以上はナンセンスだ。帰るぞ。Maybe he says it in one of the UNS games
>>214407422I'd like to see you make a case for a fight where Kisame wins
>>214407512He was far healthier, physically stronger, not near blind, has more natural chakra, and a chakra eating sword.Uchiha below madara are glass canons that burn through chakra.He'd make it a test of endurance and i feel like he has an answer to the genjutsu hacks.
>>214403048Go back to /a/
>>214407615I just rewatched the fight for lines. He was caught in Kurenai's genjutsu and got bailed out by Itachi reversing it. You're correct on the stamina/chakra levels. But I feel like the tools at Itachi's disposal were made intentionally OP because he was dying. Tsukuyomi is an instant ko if you don't have sharingan yourself. And his Susanoo has the Sword of Totsuka and Yata Mirror, giving him invincible offense and defense.
i swear naruto was so good. shippuden especially was crazy when i was like 12.the whole akatsuki characters were cool af but i never got the alien thing at the end? that was too much if you get what i mean.
>>214408111I saw a similar sentiment on YT whilst listening to the OST. Would you have preferred, similar to the comment I saw, for Madara to have been the BBEG? With Kaguya being saved for Boruto.
>>214407981part 1 vs part 2 had different power scalingsI just think to when kisame intentionally killed himself, just to keep secrets.So what would a near-death fight be like if hes not hindered by anything.And it never seemed like he was ever intimidated by itachi either, but he wasn't retarded enough to be an ego-slave either.So even with arguably no answer to uchiha bullshit, it'd be an interesting fight.
>>214408295Sasuke or Orochimaru should have been the main antagonist the whole way through.
>>214404304It happens in base naruto, not shippuden
>>214408388>introduced as a big fucking menace>does nothing in part 2
>>214408312Power scaling did change yeah. He actually considered Itachi his (only) friend. Out of curiosity, I had a look at their stats. Itachi and Jiraiya have the highest with a stat total with 35.5. Kisame has 32.5 and genjutsu is his lowest stat. The only things he has over Itachi are (as you've mentioned) strength and stamina. I like sharks, I like Kisame but he's gonna get sharingan'd.
>>214408639>I had a look at their stats.Where?>Itachi and Jiraiya have the highest with a stat total how the fuck are Itachi and Jiraiya above Pain?
>>214408488He was so strong he could resurrect the dead and the Hokage had to kill himself just to disable him. He was the perfect example of the dark path that was seeking power with no morality. Sasuke becoming more like him was a great direction for his character. If Kishi still wanted to do the stupid Itachi did nothing wrong plot then it would have worked better because Sasuke would have sacrificed everything for an empty cause, which could have totally broken him. Make Oro the 8 tails host or something too since an 8 tailed snake is an actual monster from nip mythology if you want a parallel with Naruto also. Thought I think he works better just as an example of what Sasuke would become.
>>214408388>>214408488He did feel wasted, but how could he have become an even bigger threat?>>214408727Their stats were released in databooks. You can find the stats on their wiki pages. Those were from the third book, so Pain must've not been revealed at that point in time.
>>214408845>Strong enough he kills the Kazekage off screen in the middle of his fucking village with nobody being the wiser>Only does this to utilize an entire fucking ninja army as a pawn for a personal grudgeHe was already a fucking insane threat. He could cause ninja wars at will. Oro was a terrifying enemy before everything turned into kaiju lasers.
>>214408295Madara should have stayed somewhat mysterious, elusive, and a perpetual looming threat / myth. kaguya and the aliens should have just been introduced with bort.Part 2 should have been about oro and kabuto's partnership finally breaking down, with obito and madara seeing a good opportunity for chaos.>oro realizes sasuke is more useful alive and just synthesizes a new host body instead >they prep for the 4th war>core falling out arises from oro realizing they're merely pawns, and kabuto seeing a potentially better master
>>214408965I'm not denying that. Although Rasa was killed in some rocky outcrop and before he was given a proper personality and abilities. Not sure how Orochimaru would've dealt with Rasa and the jutsu that he wields compared to the no-name Kazekage he was before. Also, it was more in reference to the power scaling changing, as mentioned before.>>214409038Why would they go to war?
>>214409283>Also, it was more in reference to the power scaling changingThe only way for him to keep up is making him the 8 tails host, or something to do with his ability to resurrect shinobi. It'd be interesting if his ploy with Tsunade actually worked.Actually fuck that, he assassinates a bunch of important figures and replaces them with corpse puppets. He wages asymmetrical war by starving the villages economically and just swooses away like a slippery snake every time they think they caught him. Bonus points for making Naruto fight his dead friends and parents at some point
>>214409381What was his Tsunade ploy again?
>>214409283>Why would they go to war?same ultimate plan, it just never gets to black zetsu and kaguya, as things fall apart and zetsu regroups to be bort's problem.
>>214409427Bringing her boy toy and brother back to life in exchange for her fixing his arms.
>>214409427Oh yeah, but wouldn't fighting Edo Tenseis all the time get boring?>>214409472I was wondering who you meant because it looked like oro and sas would go to war.
Bort is boring, but I heard Two Blue Vortex is better. Is that true?
>>214409584First one meant for >>214409485Replied to myself there
why even be any one of the 1 million ninjas when there's a select few who just use magic and cheat and can beat anyone
>>214409584I think one arc could be more discovering the edo tensei ploy, they could just fight normal Stone or Cloud ninjas or something. Or a false flag that makes Leaf look like the bad guys and the 4th War is basically Leaf against the other villages. Would have allowed for more Danzo usage as well. Basically actual ninja shit like the early fights.
The show is kino but the women are kinda fugly fr.
>>214409658anon, i have some bad news about life...
>>214409658being a paper jonin guarding the gates seems pretty comfy desu
>>214409682well the author is a homo
>>214409658Imagine being an Anbu and just jobbing constantly to fucking pre-teens.
>>214409658its like joining the army then some faggot gets to sleep 12 hours a day and fly around in some jet going mach 1000 while you walk through a swamp getting shot at for a year or two
>>214409663Hmm, I see.>>214409682Not sure if I was ever an Ino fag but rewatching some eps, gotta say, lookin' good.
>>214409797Imagine you are about to fuck her in the ass and she body swaps with you
>>214409813No, I don't think I will
Best girl
>orochimaru got away with everything>he's still doing his experiments>he's still swapping bodies>"but they mentioned that the anbu are constantly watching him!"So what! He needs to be executed. He's an international terrorist! Him drawing breath is an insult to all those he tortured and killed. All those he experimented on. This is insane. You're looking at the worst human being to ever exist and claiming it's okay that he's walking around or maybe they're just keeping him around to fight aliens or naruto would never want to execute someone. All bullshit lies and copes. He needs to die. Now. He's done worse things than madara. Morally reprehensible cretin. He's just slithering around like it's nothing. He hasn't changed, he cannot change. Put. Him. Down.
>>214409939whoa quit it with the antisemitism
>>214407049My favorite is Sarada desuI am not following boruto, but I have seen himawari and she is looking great
>>214409939snek is a german scientist and the leaf village are just japanese-americans
>>214406730>When you say 'Kisame, we're leaving' you instantly think of NarutoIf you have to add in a character from the show's name into a quote for anyone to get it, it must not be that iconic of a line.
>>214403048GIGABASED
>>214403048Why does all ghetto trash anime involve worshiping a character with blonde hair and blue eyes?
>>214409939Orochimaru reasoned that he and Sasuke were "free" because their abilities could be used by the Leaf if they ever had to turn to unsavoury methods.
>>214410123post your hand &/ nose
>>214410152reminder that the post hand thing is for the feds to add biometrics to your file. just call him a faggot kike and move on.
>>214406524>>214407234https://imgur.com/a/hall-of-devastation-now-reverse-chronological-order-because-imgur-sorting-is-fucked-XKwJ4/#0Still haven't recovered I see
>>214409813That would be crazy, manHahahaha
>>214410211They can probably get them somewhere else, anon.
>>214410250yeah that's called an opportunity to merge dossiers
>>214410214NarutoxHaku otp
>chunnin exam Sasuke vs NejiWho wins?
For me it's Ichigo not ending up with Rukia but instead she ends up with that balding jobber jabroni.
>>214403048Many /tv/ weebs have left anime for K-dramas.>>214379792
>>214403048Nice
>>214411365Neji, kaiten beats any trump Sasuke had at that point. But it's moot because there's no way Kishi would have written him to lose.
>>214406247This never stops being funny.
>SHANAROO! I JUST GOT ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS SASUKE-KUN! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!>ALMIGHTY DRAGON, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME SASUKE-KUN'S NUGGET BABY!>AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO!>DRAGON! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE SASUKE-KUN'S FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER! HE HEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM SASUKE-KUN!>SHANAROO DRAGON, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN SASUKE-KUN'S ASS AND THEN GET PORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM SASUKE-KUN'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE SARADA AIDS!>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL SHENRON!>WOW SASUKE-KUN, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE SASUKE-KUN! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHAHA!>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! SHANAROO! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE KUNOICHI BANQUET! BON APPETITE SASUKE-KUN!>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW SARADA IS WITH BORUTO AND MITSUKI RIGHT NOW, NOT KNOWING I JUST GAVE HER THE SAME DEATH SENTENCE ITACHI HAD! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT US, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON OUR OWN DAUGHTER AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD SASUKE-KUN! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM!>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! SHANAROO! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUMSHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! SHANAROO!>NANI? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! SHANAROO IT REEKS IN HERE!>FART ON ME SASUKE-KUN, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!>IS THAT... ALITTLE NUGGET OF SASUKE-KUN'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST KUNOICHI EVER! MHMMFH SHANAROOOOO!
>>214412091
tl:dr
>>214403048She would have been hotter as an akatsuki but that's it
>NarutardsI'll stick to my One Piece kino thank you very much.
>>214412221OP is even worse than Naruto
>>214412265filtered and wrong
>>214411365>>214411819Like he said, kaiten invalidates any mid to long range option he has. Neji also has better taijutsu and Gentle Fist, That leaves genjutsu, but the Byakugan allows you to see if an opponent is performing it. If Sasuke had any at that point to begin with. Later lads.
>>214406247>4 unopened milk cartons on the fridgewhat's he cooking bros
>>214412388pancakes
>>214412221Naruto highs are better than one piece, and one piece stopped being good after the timeskip
>>214412388Trying to maximize the bacteria to poison naruto
>>214408488Tenchi bridge is some of the best stuff in part 2 but because it gets mogged by basically every arc in part 1 we didn't know it as we were reading
>>214412941>Naruto highs are better than one piecelollmaoI remember how /a/ warmed back up to the series during the Pain invasion only to realize (again) how shit it was when Naruto redeemed Pain by telling him "I'm the main character, trust me!">one piece stopped being good after the timeskipFiltered by Wanokino lmao.
>>214413012that's not what highs mean you retard. of course a retard will say anything post timeskip one piece "kino" lmao
>>214413284If Pain wasn't (briefly) a high point what is.>will say anything post timeskip one piece "kino" lmaoSar please rephrase this sar.
>>214403048CUTE
>>214407234I missed out on the Naruto hype train when it aired. I thought these two were endgame but they weren’t. Was this pairing popular? I don’t think I’ve seen a single anime watcher acknowledge Naruto’s crush on Sakura after the timeskip.
>>214413529>the Naruto hype train when it airedit's always amusing to read what zoomers think happened
>>214408388This. You know what else would've been cool to play off that? Get Anko involved and actually utilize the fact that she exists.
>>214412288No, he's right. One Piece has had an even bigger drop in quality than Naruto ever did. Last good arc was Zou.
>>214413559Anon, I’m 30 and I remember every single nerd during elementary, middle and highschool dressing up as one of the characters for Halloween. Kids were watching it back then. I just didn’t bother with anime until recently.
>>214413559And what did happen, because I clearly remember people in my grade doing the Naruto arm with their arms behind their back in middle school.
>>214413724did zoomers really...?
>>214413745Retard, it was a millennial thing. Naruto hit our school in like 2004
>>214413745I certainly remember the old forums and social media pages. Absolutely lost its cultural relevancy. Chud and normie Twitter hasn’t even been spoiled on the plot yet.
I wish capeshit had 1/10th the creativity of narutowhere are the fishnets
>>214409794The air force is pretty awesome, I agree.
>>214413559>>214413745Why are you trying to rewrite history? Naruto was massive in America and Latin America. It was the most popular of the "big three" here.
Naruto is gay.
>>214413559>>214413745Fucking morons.
>>214403048Man... i love Hinata, she is one of those characters loved by everyone for both her cudere side and her horny milf side.
>>214403048NYOOOOOOOOOOODON'T GO HINATAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>214406524>>214407234I never understood why Naruto was such a cuck as to fimp for the stupid Sakura.
>>214407234Eww.>>214406606Kys.
>>214414630no u
>>214413529lol no it's just a bunch of deranged Narutofags still hung up on the fact that the girl the main character liked didn't actually return his feeling so they will either write and draw shitty what if like this or pretend they hate Sakura
>>214412091WHat causes this?
>>214411365Sasuke, anyone saying Neji is a delusional buffon, they will bring his "taijutsu" like Sasuke himself isn't a master at it, he literally lost against Naruto who brute forced the fight and outsmarted him, if you think literally all the argument in favors of Neji hinge of the fact that he fought against Naruto who was unskilled so he appeared more talented.
>>214409813>Ino swaps with you>Shikamaru controls your body's shadow to ensure you recieve full power and rhythm thrustsWat do?
>>214414673>Narutofags ever being upset that the brutish arrogant cunt who does stupid shit on the regular and thirsts over a wannabe-school shooter didn't end up with the main characterLol. Lmao.
>>214406299Japs cannot into this shit, despite what /ck/ would have you believe. All you need to do is put the lid on, but if you're big dick American man then you're using butter or bacon fat then do whatever you want.
>>214403048either her (falling into evil because of continued shunning from family) or neji should have joined akatsuki. Naruto's story was such shit after the timeskip.
>>214414673I can almost smell how new you are.
>>214406247Same energy
>>214414771>describes Naruto>pretends he isn’t seething at a fictional girl for rejecting his self-insert Sakura won
>>214414771Right on cue, typical Narutofags trying to act like they're above it then going on rant about how Sakura should have apologized to him, I know your kind you're not exactly discreet.
>>214414880>>214414926I'm saying that Naruto lost literally nothing by not ending up with her. Seethe all you want, Sakurakek.
>>214414694Ask Jirenfags they started that sort of thingI think I might have downloaded a blurry preview of this image but I don't know reddit so can't be fucked to figure out how to get the full size
>>214406030Okay I kinda get why some women crush so hard on emo boys like Sasuke now
>>214403048i just recently watched the last shippuden movie out of morbid curiosity and i've never seen someone fall in love in such a forced way in my life.
>>214403048Sidenote, Kishi is a collosal fag for keeping them separate like 99% of the story. What was even his excuse, some stupid concern about "we need to keep up the mystery of who Naruto will end up with"?
>people unironically, without a shred of doubt, will proclaim that Naruto should have been with the fivehead, flat as fuck, tomboy retard with the oneitis for Murdersuke... instead of the totally devoted, literally STACKED more than anyone in the village tradwife who actually ACTUALLY sacrificed her life for himLmao. And look what Sakura ended up with! A "boyfriend" who knocks you up than is literally never home. Actually nigger-tier.
>>214415070True, fillers and fanfics were better written than The Last. I remember being so disappointed at them skipping past all the possible development for Hinata and portraying her in an even more distant and passive manner than Kishimoto.
>>214407791no
>>214415138Most of the fandom agrees that Sakura was definitely fucking Naruto during Sauce's 12 year absence. At least that's what most of the popular doujins suggest.
>>214415138They just embrace the character assassination of Naruto and the titty assassination of Hinata in Boruto and don't think beyond that.
call them gay all you want, this is one of the best fights in all of anime and will likely never be topped
>>214414460>she is one of those characters loved by everyone for both her cudere side and her horny milf side.True, especially by horny brats https://litter.catbox.moe/t27l2iux1rr2zhhi.jpg
>>214415237Genderswap either one of them and it's the greatest love story ever told.
idk anything that happens in Boruto besides what was implied in Shippuden, did the best girl Tenten wind up a spinster?
>>214415267Fem Naruto x Sauce is the best.
>>214415271She gets her back blown out nightly by Rock Lee
>>214409939This one always gets me. It's pretty insane how Orochi gets away with... EVERYTHING. he is painted as quite literally Hitler / the Japanese equivalent in part 1 then Kishimoto slowly morphs him into sympathetic guy right around the time of the 4th Ninja War because... ??Even Madara didn't do as much fucked up, evil shit as Orochimaru.
>>214415304Orochimaru saved his friend Tsunade's life. That's all that mattered in the end.
>>214415279Personally I'm partial to yandere fem Sasuke, but I could be convinced otherwise
>>214415206*Block your path*
>>214415343The 4th is obviously gay, contrary to all the american commissioned porn of him with all the female characters.
i cant goon to this
>>214415209>the character assassination of Naruto...Began way back in part 1 when he acted like Sasuke was his bestest friend during the VOTE1 fight and was complete during Kage Summit when he fainted pathetically over the thought that Sasuke is gonna be punished for his crimes and then begged giga-nigger to not kill Sasuke. I'm not sure whether him ignoring Hinata after her confession was character assassination or just his brand of stupidity.
>>214415375>I'm not sure whether him ignoring Hinata after her confession was character assassination or just his brand of stupidity.Battle shounen MCs aren't allowed to be straight until the end of the series (this is because the average reading of that slop is around 8 years old.)
>>214414729>he literally lost against Naruto Why are you pretending this is an anti-feat? Naruto was the strongest in that arc. He defeated full power Gaara for fucks sake.
>>214415350>The 4th is obviously gayYou fags say that about every masculine character who's not with a woman. Shoo, away with you.
>>214415375More could have been done to convey they're the bestest buddies for sure. On paper Sasuke sacrificed himself to save Naruto and then his dying words were how he believed in Naruto's dream when they were fighting Haku. But that's never really followed up I think.The movies help them have a little more teamwork if you count those as canon. I basically don't acknowledge anything in past VOTE1 tho.
>>214415206>Most of the fandom agrees that Sakura was definitely fucking NarutoMost of the fandom or your NaruSaku friend group?
>>214407615to be completely fair, itachi has god-level plot armor coated as him being an elite tactical super-geniusin the series he has never lost a single fight, except with the exception of losing on purposeits not even his genjutsu hacks, the author just wrote him as "the guy who always wins"
>>214415448I was NaruHina way back in the day. I just think it's sad that Sakura got pumped and dumped by her own husband. It's nice to imagine Naruto doing his old friend a solid and giving her some cock every now and again.
>>214415237This is a really good one and please ignore the retard talking about genderswap coomery.What I love most is the reveal that Sasuke and Naruto always knew about eachother growing up but never really bridged the gap to become friends. They had an unspoken "understanding" that they were weirdo loners without parents, but Sasuke was the "cool" one because of his Uchiha bloodline and Naruto was the "lame" one because of the demon fox and because he lacked natural talent.And Naruto is so close to understanding Sasuke here but can't quite figure it out. Later on in part 2 they have another fight and they're still too far apart because Naruto doesn't yet understand all the shit that got lore-dumped on Sasuke by Obito. Finally at the very end they end up tying because they're finally equals. It's hard to find something in all of anime that is on the level of Naruto v Sasuke but you do have to read / follow along with a ton of material to fully appreciate this arc.
>>214414673>pretend they hate SakuraStraight up. Remember, 4chan loves tsundere spat-wearing tomboys and they hate this one specific girl?
>>214414570First love theory, retard
>>214415403Well it was just plain insensitive to not talk with her once after she almost died for him. But Naruto ignoring Hinata was par for the course, sadly. Kishimoto broke their bond after chunin exam and it never really recovered.
>>214415462Sakura lives alone in the shitty part of town raising her single daughter who dresses like a whore while her teammate is god-emperor Hokage.Naruto absolutely held a grudge over those orphan comments 30 years ago.
>>214415489Sakura is only hated because she was useless in part 1 and tried to manipulate Naruto with a false confession in part 2.
>>2144154894chan never liked feminazi-coded characters, especially ones that lust over bad boys.
sahara watarus comic about sasukes daughter getting pimped by sakura to naruto was 10/10
>>214415521personally i hate sakura because she's useless in part 1 and in 90% of shippuden, because half of her character is being sad about how useless she is, and because the other half is annoying
>>214415521she is also not a fan favorite because she is the among the most 1 dimensional characters in the show, which is saying something in narutoafter all the bullshit of 'growing' kishimoto tried to force on her, it was so unnatural that in the end her entire character development arc ends with:"yeah.... i was wrong to pretend my life was ever anything more than sasuke's personal cock-sleeve after all..."
>>214415138Naruto skips his kids birthdays to do paperwork, Sasuke was gone on a mission only someone with the Rinnegan could do. Stop self inserting as shartruto.
>>214415603She goes from being disgusted by naruto in the beginning to giving him mouth to mouth while massaging his heart. She has plenty of growth. Guys just dislike realistic female characters.
>>214415603Most characters are Sasuke’s cock-sleeves though. He has 2 entire teams made up of them
>>214415617>sakura has plenty of development!>she goes from uh... not kissing naruto to...>kissing naruto! for five seconds! (before kissing sasuke again)!
>2012>still watching naruto
Redpill me on Naruto is it worth going back to finish it without fillers? I haven't watched this shit since 2007 toonami.
>>214415697Dragon Ball is not accurate at all... there were like 200 chapters between the start and the power level shit. At least. Not even looking it up but it could have been a lot longer than that.Most of the "GRRRRR ARRRGGGGGH (goku is powering up still)" shit came from the anime. The manga is fairly based and amazing.
>>214415725Absolutely not.
>>214415697Naruto literally starts swinging sadly because nobody loves orphans and the first arc is the fucking Wave mission.You knew what you signed up for.
Kishimoto fucked up the endgame
>>214415697>Juan Piss cope
>>214415697Now post the updated version
For me it's Hanabi in Boruto
>>214407049Tsunade. Eternally
>>214415697haven't seen one piece but only bleach is really accurate
>>214415521What was her follow up plan to the false confession? Like if her believed her was she just going to marry and have children with someone she didn't love?
>>214415955Isn't she an old hag who uses her power to look young?
>>214416051Explanation: Sakura is an idiot.
>>214416098the best of both worlds
>>214416051To comfort him after Konoha assassinated Sasuke, he probably wouldn’t be in the mood after that anyway
>>214406247Kino
>>214415725There's a fancut Rebuild of Naruto that takes out like half the runtime of the series by condensing it into mini movies that place the retconned flashbacks chronologically to make it less awkward and it's the only watchable version for me now.
>>214403048Missed opportunity for blinfolded Hinata with her Byakugan always active.
>>214415634Sasuke was so fkn raw for this.
Faith of the heart
>>214405937In-universe Neji is still considered a lower caste and Hinata is still the heir to the Hyuga clan, even if Neji is held in high regard and Hinata has been passed over for Hanabi. It simply would not be allowed. Naruto only got to marry in to the family because of his status.
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>>214416762My baka...
>>214408488>>214408845>did nothing>wastedYou need to go back and rewatch every single episode with Orochimaru from the beginning if you have this opinion. Orochimaru did EVERYTHING and is the reason the world was saved. He was, as he promised, the winds of change turning the windmill. Orochimaru knew about Kaguya from the start and everything was according to his keikaku to obtain aye DNA and graft it into himself through what we would call Mitsuki. Orochimarus goal was always to become an Ootsuki, and he succeeded. Kishimoto is both brilliant as well as a fool for making it the one thing that was never fully explained at face value to the readers, but make no mistake, it is what happened.But oh, I am sure you thought Orochimarus comment that Kimmimaro of the KAGUYA clan was the body he truly wanted was just an offhand comment just to hype him before the fight. Or I bet you thought Orochimaru actually wanted Sasuke for the Sharingan when in reality he was mass manufacturing Sharingan via Shin the whole time. Its all there.
>>214415697Oh boy, somebody hasn't been keeping up with One Piece
>>214405937If not for clan tattoo, she'd get Matou treatment by Neiji, but no she only got molested by her father.
>>2144169142012 seems about right for that image, probably around thriller bark
>>214416880He ejaculates over the sharingan in his internal monologue though
>>214412388He went to Costco. I've got a 4 pack in the fridge that's good until November.
>>214416914Just because the anime is giving it more flare the core didn't change. G5 isn't as overpowered as people make it out to be, the reason it's such a head ache for Imu is because it counters their edginess.
>>214415810>Kishi fuAcK
>>214416981what else is he supposed to say?
>>214415417Because he lost against Naruto who had 0 actual skills Naruto was only the "strongest" in so far he had the most chakra to spend, remove that and he's a bum.
>peaks in its first arc
>>214415521It's funny how she's "despised" for trying to have Naruto give up on Sasuke while a lot of the same fandom hate the fact that Naruto wouldn't give up on Sasuke up until the end, hell had it worked it would have even sparred the embarrassing moment of Naruto literally groveling to the Raikage and him passing out.
>>214415521Sakura is hated for a lot of reasons.
>>214417499Except she was right ? She didn't make fun of him and merely pointed out that Naruto was acting like an attention seeking moron because he didn't had a parents which is true.
>>214417569>Sakura apologist instantly outs himself as a low IQ subhumanThanks for doing all the work for me.
>>214417488It's not about her trying to make him give up, it's that she is a fucking retard that never understood him or ever tried understanding his feelings. She knew he would never give up on him, lying to him the way she did was beyond fucked up and since the start she's always been a bitch to him.
>>214417499There was a better way to say he's a feral child.
>>214409682Tsunade is hot
>>214417426As a boomer, Naruto was unironically a great way to pop my shonen cherry on a series. An amazing 40 episode opening, only to see it devolve into cuck fanfiction. I didnt have the heart to tell my step-kids that Attack on Titan was probably going to be shit after the 2nd season, or my step-grandkids that My Hero Academia was also going to devolve into cuckoldry after a few seasons. Everyone needs to learn that the only thing the Japanese appreciate is being a cuckold. Even when you try to elevate yourself and watch something for adults from Japan like Drive my Car, you quickly realize that it might as well be called Fuck My Wife. Its sad, glad I didn't end up with such a weird fetish despite my mixed race extended step family.
>>214409939>What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!
>>214409794Pilots go through some pretty fucked up training though. Like with simulated torture/rape. The CIA's "enhanced interrogation techniques" were based on what they put pilots through to simulate going down over enemy territory. Some pilots weren't able to fly anymore because their hands were fucked up by being broken.Not to say that pilots aren't the prima donnas of the military but it's not all about sleeping in and watching tv.sauce: my much more successful little brother is a USAFA grad and pilot
>>214413012>>214412941nah.I like Naruto more overall but no other anime arc can beat how Kino is the Marineford arc.
>>214413745>>214413559Friendless fucks during elementary, I remember doing the naruto run with my friends while we're playing.
>>214417681That's because infidelity is inherently baked into the culture. Let's not beat around the bush, though, men are just as guilty. "Going to whores isn't cheating" was treated as a serious argument for decades.
>>214415304That's because Naruto, as it grew in popularity, also gained the need to deliver a "good bland 100% neutered message" to please everyone, including the advertisers, probably. I blame Kishi editors, and in a way him for accepting it, and I guess the money was just too good. Lots of people got redeemed, resurrect, saved, whatever, because anything else would be just too risky for the brand. Ironically enough, fucking Jiraya gets obliterated to kingdom come, which only serves to show how much of a hack they all are. Look at Isayama, too, as proof of this.
>>214418841That's a very Japanese thing, though, where as a series goes on, it turns out that nobody is really evil, cruel, power-hungry, warmongering, guilty, or needs to take responsibility.
>>214414872VGH, YVMMΣRS...
>>214418906It's almost like they are excusing their own crimes of the past.
>>214418925I think it's also related to their Shinto/Buddhist nonsense in general.
>>214418943First time I read about that. Will ask ChatGPT about it. Thanks
>>214410012Which is exactly the point. It's not an iconic line, it's a meme
>>214417488Naruto hyperventilating over the thought of his boyfriend getting killed will always be the low point of the series for me. Like by this point Sasuke is basically his enemy and yet he still pines for him.
>>214409939Remember when Konahamaru was chill with filming and getting a testimonial from his grandfather's actual murderer? For Naruto's wedding of all things.
Tsunade boobs
>>214414729>>214417413He lost because he fought against the main character who also had a tailed beast that negated his fighting style. Also, despite you trying to handwave the taijutsu difference away, he literally has a higher stat than Sasuke.>>214416880I'm not going back and I'll take your word for it regarding his keikaku. But we were talking about a different storyline that would've continued to have Orochimaru as the main villain. Also, I feel it's fair to say that Kishi retcons a lot of shit.
>>214419079based
I miss 500 episode longs animeNo, a 24 episodes season every 2 years like mha doesn't count
>>214408111It falls apart after pain arc. Proplems start to apear in pain arc. But it was still peak kino. Editor of naruto left just before pain arc. He was there from start. Orginal idea of naruto was just ninja kid who likes ramen. Editor kept pushing for rivals and kept it in check.
madara was peak tho
>>214418841It would have been so kino if hiden leaf village got blown up and most of it ninjas killed and it stayed that way. Story after that would be about remnants and trying to survive and rebuild.
Just read that current Sasuke was stronger than Naruto and Naruto is fukken dead
>>214419079boobaa-san
>>214417499Sakura acts bratty as a 12 year old and grown men treat it as some horrible, unforgivable sin. Meanwhile, Itachi commits genocide and Gaara is a former serial killer and that's a-ok.
>>214416663This goes hard, in fact why the hell wouldn't hyugas hide their eyes since it would prevent ocular genjutsu used on them?
>>214408488He's the guy who brought back the hokage, the war would have been done ezpz if he didn't.
>>214409797Kind of funny that she becomes a ninja telephone operator in Bort. He only use is connecting people through for calls.
>>214419677Naruto is a 720 episode long anime and that's too fuckin long.
>>214415489She's a stupid cunt. I did always find her incredibly sexy though.
>>214421258Good point, they have x-ray vision so there's no reason not to.>>214421413Fate of all those characters I guess. Time to focus on their children.
>>214417261I always thought she was the cutest of the girls.
>>214421640Shikamaru ended up with a pretty important job in the village at least. I don't know what the fuck Chouji is doing with his life apart from boning his brown wife though.
>>214414729Sasuke seethed so hard over Naruto's power in that arc that he fucked off with the sound 4. Sasuke would have lost
>>214409682There's a lot of 'childhood cartoon crush' girls. Which are the best type.
>>214422385Who th ever liked Karin
>>214422463for real she was so fucking annoying
YJK
>>214416663I had this idea of Hinata ending up blind after the events of The Last and having to rely on Byakugan to see anything. Maybe Hamura's chakra would also allow her to see to an extent.
>>214422912Forgot to add that it would tire her out and therefore she would only use it sparsely. Would've made for a great moment during Momoshiki & Kinshiki attack if she fought back suddenly as one of them was about to attack her thinking that she's just blind and helpless. Give her a weak version of Tenseigan or something
>>214422739the fapfic where she fucks shota naruto while thinking of her brother was top tier
>>214423021I remember the one where Naruto could barely feel anything when fucking her in the pussy and then she used her pelvic muscles and properly squeezed his weiner. There was also titjob. And the second time they fucked it was anal.And Tsunade was a good friend
>>214422912>>214423010What was Tenseigan's power again?
>>214403048Tenten... we're leaving
>>214422739>>214423021>>214423286Kill yourself
>>214421640Actually, you can't look into their eyes either. But Guy already trained himself to look at a sharingan user's feet so that's kinda moot.>>214421974True, ending up with Temari's nice too
>>214423349Man, even though Tenten's Tsukuyomi dream was filler, that ending really pulled at the heartstrings.
