It's the Perfect Strangers of the 2020s. Only a less talented writers room.

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What's the song gonna be..last one sucked

>>214404037
last thread stayed up for 24h? wtf

>>214404037
I can't wait

>>214404037
after rewatching the last episode, I just noticed when cyber nigga wakes up on the ship and that nerd is telling him not to worry about the emergency sirens going off.
>no need to worry, there was a fire but we put it out. also some of the creatures got out out, but they're contained, also our captain is dead
lol I guess human life is really expendable in their time, no one is bothered that much.

>>214404086
all songs are on imdb

>>214404037
Wendy's brother will be getting faceraped tonight

>>214404112
Best news I heard all week. He is among the most annoying characters, good chance for number one even.

>>214404112
nah, it's gonna be mister zero sperm instead, remember the brother is covered head to toe in plot armor

>>214404112
watch the trailer. it's low sperm count guy

>>214404112
>>214404125
>>214404139
we know it's the milf's husband form the trailer, wendy's brother will survive kek... and I genuinely don't know his name

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>>214404125
Honestly the guy just really pisses me off for some reason. I feel an instinctive hatred towards him. Even the way he looks pisses me off.

>>214404100
they got some good songs. even the background music made for the show is pretty cool

Can we finally admit that Resurrection was the best title of the whole franchise?

>>214404086
>page 1/6
Wow, so much.

>>214404180
His name is Hermit, still not the dumbest name in the show

>>214404187
he acts very feminine, that repulses actual males instinctively

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Who's the patient, anyone we recognise or just some extra?

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>see this
>Hawley could never

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>>214404255
I guess they really must be turning off their brains to "enjoy" this garbage.

>>214404187
I agree but the indian pisses me off even more

>>214404255
Nibs I think, she's obviously been taken offline after last week

>>214404255
Isn't that Nibs?

>>214404275
Or just not watching the trailers

>>214404303
>literally screenshot of the trailer
...

>>214404279
Hmm could be, yeah

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>>214404275
Why are you here?

>>214404394
To study.

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Assuming this will have at least one more season, who lives or dies? Wendy and bro will both survive. Morrow, Kavalier and Yutani obviously. Atom... I can see him suffering a violent death. Researcher husband gets facehugged so he's probably dead. Nibs.. I think she's harboring some weird hybrid embryo of the eye squid. Maybe one or two the kids get xeno-raped but that's it.

/normies getting filtered by alien and prometheus general/

>>214404037
Can we stop letting the weirdo schizo make new threads? He always has fucking stupid shit in there and the gayest and lamest images. He's really ruining my time in this general.

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>>214404758
nah I'd rather you go

>>214404268
How tall was the xeno in Alien 3?

>>214404934
6-7 feet / 1.8 - 2.1 meters, in other movies it's usually 7-8 feet / 2.1-2.4 meters.

>>214405010
xenos are lanklets

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>>214405010
Short king lol.

>>214404905
>pic
kek'd

>>214404758
at least he puts in some effort, fag. let's see you do some threads.

>>214405085
that fucking dog...

>>214405085
ahahahahah what the fuck
how can people claim this is better than resurrection ahahahahahah

>>214405010
The cow host make sense now. That xeno was huge

>>214404193
Alien > Aliens > Resurrection > Alien 3 > Romulus

Prometheus and Covenant were both shit, A: Earth too early to judge

>>214405204
Aliens
Alien
Prometheus
Alien 3
Alien Romulus
Alien Resurrection
Alien Covenant

Alien Earth (not canon lol)

I dont like Aliens.
Cameron transformed the xeno into a fucking termite.

>>214405252
>prometheus

based. prometheus bros keep winning. just wait until ridley makes prometheus 3.

>>214405204
>>214405252
Alien = Aliens
Cubed
Resurrection
Prometheus
Romulus
Covenant
Alien Erf too early to tell

>>214405204
>>214405344
>resurrection over prometheus

>>214405252
>romulus over resurrection

Damn this general sucks. Maybe next episode will revive it.

>>214405601
Too early to judge the general.

>>214405601
we are all shitposting in the threads about the nog that killed the ukranain girl on the train, the full video just dropped

>>214405716
Link?

>>214404255
It's Nibs, you can literally see her nips

>>214405771
just go to /pol/ there are 20 threads

>Singh will open the door containing the titular Fly
>It will fly around until it finally realises the door is open
>Singh steps back in awe
>The Fly™ flies right out the door and straight up into an electric bug zapper light.
>Cut to credits
>https://youtu.be/fp60NN8LqrU?si=zSpSRyPlgAs6yNr6

>>214405836
I tried

>>214405940
That's too kino for someone like Hawley to come up with.

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>mfw I realize "the Fly" is yet another Peter Pan reference

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>>214405964
Let's see what Hawley's genius has in store for us kek

what's the eye's fucking problem? Also last episode made me root for Morrow

>>214406047
Clanker negro hands typed this post.

>>214406047
You should always root for morrow. That's where all your white blood cells come from. Also, without morrow' then today wouldn't matter.

>>214405964
So you're saying the EP won't guest star Bryan Cranston as a character named White who engages in a long wordless slapstick sequence with the alien fly?

>>214406101
I mean, it can be both.

>>214406077
65 years surrounded by idiots
his daughter dies, the idiots all die, he crash lands and finds yet more idiots
poor man

Should chestbursters have arms?

>>214406111
We get it. You made poor career choices. No need to take it out on everyone else.

>>214406131
he's taking it out on insufferable peter pan larpers, no one is actually getting hurt

>>214406118
yes, yes they do. Little tiny t-rex arms.

What is The Fly? A movie about a man who accidentally became part fly due to his irresponsible experimentation and intellectual hubris. Gee, that sounds familiar.
>brabo bince

ETA for torrents? Two hours?

>>214406638
four to five hours, but probably 5

>>214404632
Look up the actors schedules. Who is already working on other things and who's available right now?

>>214406610
you might be onto something

>>214406610
>>214406808
>hey kirsh, remember our prototype teleportation chambers? maybe we can try them again
>t. boy faggalier
Bravo Nolan!

>>214406638
Last week torrents were up within half an hour of the release

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>>214406610
this sounds like Hawley unironically

I'm used to them starting at 8pm, but I just checked and my tv was already recording it at 4:23, wierd but cool

>>214407213
you the fucking liar form yesterday?

I've watched every episode high as fuck and don't really know what's going on

>>214407259
Dude I read your comment high as fuck, hahahaha, that's like so interesting.

>>214407242
Yup, but this morning I vowed to tell only the truth.

>>214407279
:|

>>214405173
It was test footage that was scrapped along with the dog with a bunch of goofy shit on it for obvious reasons

>>214404037
>every scene is actually diversity quota'd
>alien chooses to either slaughter 4 armoured soldiers in 4 seconds or fail to chase a human female down a corridor despite being close enough to tail whip her, and she starts on the floor
>dogshit design of the eyeball monster is dogshit, eyes dont work like that
>remember all the firemen with assault rifles during 9/11? me neither
>main cast are superspeed superstrength robots but dont do anything
>damn ive just seen a monster slaughter a dozen people...*yawn* hey is that a baseball?
>ah we came without any equipment luckily wr stumbled upon a hole innthebside of the ship with a bit of girder creating a bridge
>whelp Im an international aid worker on a rescue mission with no reason to prrsume any danger, wait whats that noise innthat dark hole? A trapped child? No Im going to point my gun and wait ot out
>people liked stranger things right? Lets have kid characters but without the annoying child laboir laws

Baffled there are no homosexuals yet, present company excluded. How are you watching this? Everyone hates Alien 3 but will spend 5 hours (so far) giving this the time of day.

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>>214407575
>Everyone hates Alien 3

Proofs?!?! Alien 3 is great.

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>>214406117
>Nobody does anything to try and stop the bleeding
Man, I need to renew my CPR training

>>214407575
You're missing the entire premise of the show that someone deliberately crashed a spaceship into the Earth on the off chance that it wouldn't be completely obliterated.

>>214407575
>present company excluded

oh you!

>>214407604
>Months later
>"....yeah, it kinda just looks like a dog."

>>214407604
he cute

>>214407616
you can't do shit realistically, it takes 10-15 sec to pass out and as many to die

>>214407853
cant believe this retarded design actually works. might be the only thing hawley did right.

>>214406117
>get the bus
>killed by niggers
So that's why Americans hate public transportation?

>>214407575
if you read half the comments in an alien earth thread you'll realize most of the dumb niggers don't think and just consoom.

>>214407940
post 37 examples

>>214407575
>alien chooses to either slaughter 4 armoured soldiers in 4 seconds or fail to chase a human
this is pretty annoying. as soon as the xeno faces an important character it just starts looking at them or setting traps or some shit LOL

>>214407976
if you were a xeno and recognised the main characters you'd do it too, for the kino.

wtf is the eye monster supposed to do against the xeno which HAS NO EYES?

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>>214407940
I wouldn't read half the comments.

>>214407970
I think instead I will just wait a month and these threads will be dead since the retards will move on to the next slop show.

>>214407853
Hard hitting question time.
Can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

>>214408015
Xeno has to poop.

>>214408022
/teevee/ always has alien threads, newfag

>>214408015
plot twist - the eyes are the actual xenomorph eyes that evolved their own volition. the xenomorph can coax them back and have 2 ocellus eyes that it can use as ranged weapons to shoot at people and take them over as drones.

>>214408060
oh and Nibs is pregnant with Low Sperm Count's baby as he's been using her as a sex doll to build up his pecker juice reserves.

>>214408015
>monster so easy it can be beaten taking a ride on the "Event Horizon"

what's on the bingo card for tonite's episode?

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>>214408027
It's infected with Black Goo?

>>214408015
it's not looking for eyes. It's out for the brain to take over. It will use its eye but also the newly acquired senses, whatever those will be.

they made the Indian kid in this show realistic

>>214408175
do you recognize yourself in him, Ranjeet?

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Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

>>214404187
Only the android scientist and the black giga murderer are based. Everybody else is literally retarded.

>>214408282
When the bar is that low they're not very impressive.

>>214408200
Do you think the synths are modeled like barbie dolls with no sexual organs? Wendy said she doesn't poop anymore. Does that mean Prodigy didn't give her a butthole but her boobs are bouncing just fine?

>>214405964
>tfw u realize facehugger and xenomorph are both peter pan characters.

>>214408310
she would buck-break you so hard if you ever touched her ass

>>214408175
Yeah that's pretty good for a CGI Indian, almost look real.

>>214408175
The new season of alone had a realistic jeet
>shits himself
>quits show after a week

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>>214408117
5h in paint

>>214408484
kek
for me, it's Kavalier shows feet

>>214408484
top fucking lel do we have these for earlier episodes?

>>214408560
;)

>>214408577
I just made it now for the first time cuz anon asked

>>214408282
why isn't the android beating the crap out of the indian snitch kid?

>>214408619
to trap cybernigga

>>214408484
reading these without any context would be hilarious

>>214408484
>extremely long ominous shot of the spraying janny in the corridor
>wendy making clicking insect noises for 5 minutes straight

>>214408484
>morrow transforms his hand into a useful gadget

>>214408698
>>214408708
Saving these for next ep kek

In terms of synths, when Dame Sylvia had that close call with Nibs, what is a level 3 event? Is it because synths aren't actually human and they are threatening bodily harm or death to humans?

Why didn't the alien just hear the queen embryo chirping inside Ripley from the other side of the prison? Why did it need to get close to her to realize she was carrying a queen?

>>214404268
do you have a webm of the runner when dillon tries to rescue one of the prisoners and it shoots out its second mouth in anger?

the spraying janny is endgame material trust the plan buy jannyspray stocks

The only reason eye monster is so popular is because everyone else in this shitshow is so unlikeable.

I hated Morrow at the start, but now I hate everyone else more, so Morrow is now the best.
Kirsh is barely a character despite having the best actor.

>>214408762
they had a code for it. this isn't the first time an androids done this same thing

>>214408762
>what is a level 3 event?
"violent autistic spergout" event. She's getting rebooted.

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It's him, isn't it? Say it ain't so brehs

>>214408835
She got major kinks from the eye monster attacking her, it's a shame she's getting factory reset

>>214408852
yup, it looks like it.

>>214408708
my autistic dad keeps screaming GO GO GADGET whenever he does an arm thing

>>214408852
oh no my favorite character

let's say you were a guy in the alien universe living on earth, a random person
assume you know about the plot of the movies

what would you do with all that info?

>>214408954
Try to get killed by a xeno so a facehugger doesn't get me

>>214408852
>check if the synth is "pregnant"
>get "pregnant" yourself
Bravo Hackley!

>>214408990
What if she is pregnant?

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>>214408768
Is it this one?

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>>214408810
>Kirsh is barely a character despite having the best actor.
When he's revealed to be the Skynet synth who rebels against his master "You humans are the real monsters!" you will kneel before Noah.

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>>214408835
>violent autistic spergout" event.
>people at work mention level 3 event any time I bring up divorce or Rome

>>214409022
yeah based

runner is SCARY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmPckNvD3E

>>214409209
>can't create life
>is used to create life
SOMEONE CALL SHAW

>>214408770
>spraying janny is endgame material
>End of last ep of the season
>Boy kav lays [barefoot] on the ground dying as kirsh watches dispassionately
>We see janny on a cctv monitor, Kirsh mentions "you've never told me what he does"
>We get a big reveal and it is super dangerous
>Kirsh: "You must pay him a fortune"
>Boy kav: *smiles despite the obviois pain*, "he does it for free" *dies*
>Money starts playing, roll credits

>>214409209
I like how he's refered to as low sperm count because he can't have kids, and not the fact his wife is clearly in her late 40s.

>>214409271
>>Boy kav lays [barefoot] on the ground dying as kirsh watches dispassionately
lol

>>214409209
>>214409258
His wife is 60, if you think he is the problem you are a fool

kirsch, eyeball monster, and cyber nigga are the best ones on the show

>>214409255
Isn't this that dude who was so broke that he had to be a DJ on GTA?

>>214409348
/thread

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>I just want to have an intelligent conversation with a facehugger

>>214409482
hes gonna get eaten by some parasite 100%

>>214409348
kirsch aura farms without actually doing anything, massive fraud
eyeboy and gogonigga carry the show

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>>214409512
My bet is that our girl does it

>>214404037
As someone who disliked Prometh/AC and hated Romulus, how does this compare?

>>214409281
>40s

>>214409578
No black goo.
Unrelated to original Alien plot (so far)
However it has horrible navel gazing about robots like Prometheus.

>>214405173
It's not actually in the movie you absolute tard. You'd know that if you saw it

>>214409578
it's worse than all three, but if you disliked those you are a literal homosexual, so dunno what to tell you

>>214408954
Which universe am I dealing with here, movie, show, or comic? One of these is infinitely more shitty than the others. Movie wise life stays the exact same, show too from the looks of things unless I’m in Kavalier’s territory. Earth is fucked for a while so I’m getting off world as before the events of earth war take place and riding it out as a spacer.

>>214409557
waiting for this thing to get into a human, access the language center of the brain, and start speaking.

>>214408954
Invest in ProdigyCoin

the whole show should have that retro 80s futuretech not just the maginot

>>214408954
start spreading conspiracy theories, of course

>>214408954
Acid proof flex seal

>>214409984
Well, the characters were designed to have a 70's fashion sense

>>214410037
Fucking hate it when xenos melt my boat in half

>>214407604
what were they thinking?

>>214410037
yeah. need to make something their acid cant get through, or make armor out of their skin

>>214410174
>make something their acid cant get through
The meat hook

episode when

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>>214408484
already halfway there before episode starts

>>214410105
>THE USCM LOVE IT!
>We covered this whole APC in our AP Flex seal and look at that no busted transmission after running over a whole hive of aliens!
>Take a look at this
>Your dumbass science officer put his head into a weird object and now he's got a case of the Alien Mondays! Coat your medlab floor with AP Flex Seal and voila, no more space crabs! At least until you spend a night with Lambert!
>Now watch this, a whole cage of xeno acid blood spilling out of your fancy military ship out past Saturn, but with AP Flex Seal on the bottom look at how it stops those pesky xenomorphs from chewing your captains brains like Beef Jerky! Buy now!

they said they captured 5 alien monsters

xenos
eyebro
ticks
ballsack plants

and? Or are they counting eggs and facehuggers separately?

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why her nipples are so puffy here?
I'm gonna coom!

>>214410366
nigga is you serious?
>>214406000

Just two more hours until Boy Kavalier steals our hearts again! Are you hyped?

Boy Kavalier just said that taking dewormer kills the Xenobaby in you

>>214410412
40 mins dude what 2h

>>214410366
its the alien flies, we didn't see much of them yet

flybros out time is nearing, no longer shall we toil under the fame sponge ocellus, everyone will love u snow

I'm actually excited kek

time to see what wendy's deal with baby xeed is gonna be

>>214410366
I'm investing heavily in Plantcoin, for some reason it seems like the most ominous alien to me.

>>214410444
I meant on torrents. You think I have a subscription to Disney's streaming platform? LMAO

The plant should have been a lifecycle stage for the blood tick.

>>214410529
Torrents will be up within half an hour of the release.

>>214404275
The series is almost 50 years old, it has all kinds of different media in its universe. From campy cash grabs to action movies. most people got over them not recreating the first movie every time like 20 years ago. This show has some dumb stuff in it but the writing is way better than most shows, and even better than some of the alien movies.