>is called fly>fliesfascinating editionPrevious: >>214387183
It's the Perfect Strangers of the 2020s. Only a less talented writers room.
What's the song gonna be..last one sucked
>>214404037last thread stayed up for 24h? wtf
>>214404037I can't wait
>>214404037after rewatching the last episode, I just noticed when cyber nigga wakes up on the ship and that nerd is telling him not to worry about the emergency sirens going off.>no need to worry, there was a fire but we put it out. also some of the creatures got out out, but they're contained, also our captain is deadlol I guess human life is really expendable in their time, no one is bothered that much.
>>214404086all songs are on imdb
>>214404037Wendy's brother will be getting faceraped tonight
>>214404112Best news I heard all week. He is among the most annoying characters, good chance for number one even.
>>214404112nah, it's gonna be mister zero sperm instead, remember the brother is covered head to toe in plot armor
>>214404112watch the trailer. it's low sperm count guy
>>214404112>>214404125>>214404139we know it's the milf's husband form the trailer, wendy's brother will survive kek... and I genuinely don't know his name
>>214404125Honestly the guy just really pisses me off for some reason. I feel an instinctive hatred towards him. Even the way he looks pisses me off.
>>214404100they got some good songs. even the background music made for the show is pretty cool
Can we finally admit that Resurrection was the best title of the whole franchise?
>>214404086>page 1/6Wow, so much.
>>214404180His name is Hermit, still not the dumbest name in the show
>>214404187he acts very feminine, that repulses actual males instinctively
Who's the patient, anyone we recognise or just some extra?
>see this>Hawley could never
>>214404112>>214404255I guess they really must be turning off their brains to "enjoy" this garbage.
>>214404187I agree but the indian pisses me off even more
>>214404255Nibs I think, she's obviously been taken offline after last week
>>214404255Isn't that Nibs?
>>214404275Or just not watching the trailers
>>214404303>literally screenshot of the trailer...
>>214404279Hmm could be, yeah
>>214404255
>>214404275Why are you here?
>>214404394To study.
>>214404037
Assuming this will have at least one more season, who lives or dies? Wendy and bro will both survive. Morrow, Kavalier and Yutani obviously. Atom... I can see him suffering a violent death. Researcher husband gets facehugged so he's probably dead. Nibs.. I think she's harboring some weird hybrid embryo of the eye squid. Maybe one or two the kids get xeno-raped but that's it.
/normies getting filtered by alien and prometheus general/
>>214404037Can we stop letting the weirdo schizo make new threads? He always has fucking stupid shit in there and the gayest and lamest images. He's really ruining my time in this general.
>>214404758nah I'd rather you go
>>214404268How tall was the xeno in Alien 3?
>>2144049346-7 feet / 1.8 - 2.1 meters, in other movies it's usually 7-8 feet / 2.1-2.4 meters.
>>214405010xenos are lanklets
>>214405010Short king lol.
>>214404905>pickek'd>>214404758at least he puts in some effort, fag. let's see you do some threads.
>>214405085that fucking dog...
>>214405085ahahahahah what the fuckhow can people claim this is better than resurrection ahahahahahah
>>214405010The cow host make sense now. That xeno was huge
>>214404193Alien > Aliens > Resurrection > Alien 3 > RomulusPrometheus and Covenant were both shit, A: Earth too early to judge
>>214405204AliensAlienPrometheusAlien 3Alien RomulusAlien ResurrectionAlien CovenantAlien Earth (not canon lol)
I dont like Aliens.Cameron transformed the xeno into a fucking termite.
>>214405252>prometheusbased. prometheus bros keep winning. just wait until ridley makes prometheus 3.
>>214405204>>214405252Alien = AliensCubedResurrectionPrometheusRomulusCovenantAlien Erf too early to tell
>>214405204>>214405344>resurrection over prometheus>>214405252>romulus over resurrection
Damn this general sucks. Maybe next episode will revive it.
>>214405601Too early to judge the general.
>>214405601we are all shitposting in the threads about the nog that killed the ukranain girl on the train, the full video just dropped
>>214405716Link?
>>214404255It's Nibs, you can literally see her nips
>>214405771just go to /pol/ there are 20 threads
>Singh will open the door containing the titular Fly>It will fly around until it finally realises the door is open>Singh steps back in awe>The Fly™ flies right out the door and straight up into an electric bug zapper light.>Cut to credits>https://youtu.be/fp60NN8LqrU?si=zSpSRyPlgAs6yNr6
>>214405836I tried
>>214405940That's too kino for someone like Hawley to come up with.
>mfw I realize "the Fly" is yet another Peter Pan reference
>>214405940>>214405964Let's see what Hawley's genius has in store for us kek
what's the eye's fucking problem? Also last episode made me root for Morrow
>>214406047Clanker negro hands typed this post.
>>214406047You should always root for morrow. That's where all your white blood cells come from. Also, without morrow' then today wouldn't matter.
>>214405964So you're saying the EP won't guest star Bryan Cranston as a character named White who engages in a long wordless slapstick sequence with the alien fly?
>>214406101I mean, it can be both.
>>21440607765 years surrounded by idiotshis daughter dies, the idiots all die, he crash lands and finds yet more idiotspoor man
Should chestbursters have arms?
>>214406111We get it. You made poor career choices. No need to take it out on everyone else.
>>214406131he's taking it out on insufferable peter pan larpers, no one is actually getting hurt
>>214406118yes, yes they do. Little tiny t-rex arms.
What is The Fly? A movie about a man who accidentally became part fly due to his irresponsible experimentation and intellectual hubris. Gee, that sounds familiar.>brabo bince
ETA for torrents? Two hours?
>>214406638four to five hours, but probably 5
>>214404632Look up the actors schedules. Who is already working on other things and who's available right now?
>>214406610you might be onto something
>>214406610>>214406808>hey kirsh, remember our prototype teleportation chambers? maybe we can try them again>t. boy faggalierBravo Nolan!
>>214406638Last week torrents were up within half an hour of the release
>>214406870>>214406610this sounds like Hawley unironically
I'm used to them starting at 8pm, but I just checked and my tv was already recording it at 4:23, wierd but cool
>>214407213you the fucking liar form yesterday?
I've watched every episode high as fuck and don't really know what's going on
>>214407259Dude I read your comment high as fuck, hahahaha, that's like so interesting.
>>214407242Yup, but this morning I vowed to tell only the truth.
>>214407279:|
>>214405173It was test footage that was scrapped along with the dog with a bunch of goofy shit on it for obvious reasons
>>214404037>every scene is actually diversity quota'd>alien chooses to either slaughter 4 armoured soldiers in 4 seconds or fail to chase a human female down a corridor despite being close enough to tail whip her, and she starts on the floor>dogshit design of the eyeball monster is dogshit, eyes dont work like that>remember all the firemen with assault rifles during 9/11? me neither>main cast are superspeed superstrength robots but dont do anything >damn ive just seen a monster slaughter a dozen people...*yawn* hey is that a baseball?>ah we came without any equipment luckily wr stumbled upon a hole innthebside of the ship with a bit of girder creating a bridge>whelp Im an international aid worker on a rescue mission with no reason to prrsume any danger, wait whats that noise innthat dark hole? A trapped child? No Im going to point my gun and wait ot out>people liked stranger things right? Lets have kid characters but without the annoying child laboir lawsBaffled there are no homosexuals yet, present company excluded. How are you watching this? Everyone hates Alien 3 but will spend 5 hours (so far) giving this the time of day.
>>214407575>Everyone hates Alien 3Proofs?!?! Alien 3 is great.
>>214405173>>214407530
>>214406117>Nobody does anything to try and stop the bleedingMan, I need to renew my CPR training
>>214407575You're missing the entire premise of the show that someone deliberately crashed a spaceship into the Earth on the off chance that it wouldn't be completely obliterated.
>>214407575>present company excludedoh you!
>>214407604>Months later>"....yeah, it kinda just looks like a dog."
>>214407604he cute>>214407616you can't do shit realistically, it takes 10-15 sec to pass out and as many to die
>>214407853cant believe this retarded design actually works. might be the only thing hawley did right.
>>214406117>get the bus>killed by niggersSo that's why Americans hate public transportation?
>>214407575if you read half the comments in an alien earth thread you'll realize most of the dumb niggers don't think and just consoom.
>>214407940post 37 examples
>>214407575>alien chooses to either slaughter 4 armoured soldiers in 4 seconds or fail to chase a humanthis is pretty annoying. as soon as the xeno faces an important character it just starts looking at them or setting traps or some shit LOL
>>214407976if you were a xeno and recognised the main characters you'd do it too, for the kino.
wtf is the eye monster supposed to do against the xeno which HAS NO EYES?
>>214407940I wouldn't read half the comments.
>>214407970I think instead I will just wait a month and these threads will be dead since the retards will move on to the next slop show.
>>214407853Hard hitting question time.Can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
>>214408015Xeno has to poop.
>>214408022/teevee/ always has alien threads, newfag
>>214408015plot twist - the eyes are the actual xenomorph eyes that evolved their own volition. the xenomorph can coax them back and have 2 ocellus eyes that it can use as ranged weapons to shoot at people and take them over as drones.
>>214408060oh and Nibs is pregnant with Low Sperm Count's baby as he's been using her as a sex doll to build up his pecker juice reserves.
>>214408015>monster so easy it can be beaten taking a ride on the "Event Horizon"
what's on the bingo card for tonite's episode?
>>214408027It's infected with Black Goo?
>>214408015it's not looking for eyes. It's out for the brain to take over. It will use its eye but also the newly acquired senses, whatever those will be.
they made the Indian kid in this show realistic
>>214408175do you recognize yourself in him, Ranjeet?
Guys, I'm crying right now.Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
>>214404187Only the android scientist and the black giga murderer are based. Everybody else is literally retarded.
>>214408282When the bar is that low they're not very impressive.
>>214408200Do you think the synths are modeled like barbie dolls with no sexual organs? Wendy said she doesn't poop anymore. Does that mean Prodigy didn't give her a butthole but her boobs are bouncing just fine?
>>214405964>tfw u realize facehugger and xenomorph are both peter pan characters.
>>214408310she would buck-break you so hard if you ever touched her ass
>>214408175Yeah that's pretty good for a CGI Indian, almost look real.
>>214408175The new season of alone had a realistic jeet>shits himself >quits show after a week
>>2144081175h in paint
>>214408484kekfor me, it's Kavalier shows feet
>>214408484top fucking lel do we have these for earlier episodes?
>>214408560;)>>214408577I just made it now for the first time cuz anon asked
>>214408282why isn't the android beating the crap out of the indian snitch kid?
>>214408619to trap cybernigga
>>214408484reading these without any context would be hilarious
>>214408484>extremely long ominous shot of the spraying janny in the corridor>wendy making clicking insect noises for 5 minutes straight
>>214408484>morrow transforms his hand into a useful gadget
>>214408698>>214408708Saving these for next ep kek
In terms of synths, when Dame Sylvia had that close call with Nibs, what is a level 3 event? Is it because synths aren't actually human and they are threatening bodily harm or death to humans?
Why didn't the alien just hear the queen embryo chirping inside Ripley from the other side of the prison? Why did it need to get close to her to realize she was carrying a queen?
>>214404268do you have a webm of the runner when dillon tries to rescue one of the prisoners and it shoots out its second mouth in anger?
the spraying janny is endgame material trust the plan buy jannyspray stocks
The only reason eye monster is so popular is because everyone else in this shitshow is so unlikeable.
I hated Morrow at the start, but now I hate everyone else more, so Morrow is now the best.Kirsh is barely a character despite having the best actor.
>>214408762they had a code for it. this isn't the first time an androids done this same thing
>>214408762>what is a level 3 event?"violent autistic spergout" event. She's getting rebooted.
It's him, isn't it? Say it ain't so brehs
>>214408835She got major kinks from the eye monster attacking her, it's a shame she's getting factory reset
>>214408852yup, it looks like it.
>>214408708my autistic dad keeps screaming GO GO GADGET whenever he does an arm thing
>>214408852oh no my favorite character
let's say you were a guy in the alien universe living on earth, a random personassume you know about the plot of the movieswhat would you do with all that info?
>>214408954Try to get killed by a xeno so a facehugger doesn't get me
>>214408852>check if the synth is "pregnant">get "pregnant" yourselfBravo Hackley!
>>214408990What if she is pregnant?
>>214408768Is it this one?
>>214408810>Kirsh is barely a character despite having the best actor.When he's revealed to be the Skynet synth who rebels against his master "You humans are the real monsters!" you will kneel before Noah.
>>214408835>violent autistic spergout" event.>people at work mention level 3 event any time I bring up divorce or Rome
>>214409022yeah basedrunner is SCARY
>>214408852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmPckNvD3E
>>214409209>can't create life>is used to create lifeSOMEONE CALL SHAW
>>214408770>spraying janny is endgame material>End of last ep of the season>Boy kav lays [barefoot] on the ground dying as kirsh watches dispassionately>We see janny on a cctv monitor, Kirsh mentions "you've never told me what he does">We get a big reveal and it is super dangerous>Kirsh: "You must pay him a fortune">Boy kav: *smiles despite the obviois pain*, "he does it for free" *dies*>Money starts playing, roll credits
>>214409209I like how he's refered to as low sperm count because he can't have kids, and not the fact his wife is clearly in her late 40s.
>>214409271>>Boy kav lays [barefoot] on the ground dying as kirsh watches dispassionatelylol
>>214409209>>214409258His wife is 60, if you think he is the problem you are a fool
kirsch, eyeball monster, and cyber nigga are the best ones on the show
>>214409255Isn't this that dude who was so broke that he had to be a DJ on GTA?
>>214409348/thread
>I just want to have an intelligent conversation with a facehugger
>>214409482hes gonna get eaten by some parasite 100%
>>214409348kirsch aura farms without actually doing anything, massive fraudeyeboy and gogonigga carry the show
>>214409512My bet is that our girl does it
>>214404037As someone who disliked Prometh/AC and hated Romulus, how does this compare?
>>214409281>40s
>>214409578No black goo.Unrelated to original Alien plot (so far)However it has horrible navel gazing about robots like Prometheus.
>>214405173It's not actually in the movie you absolute tard. You'd know that if you saw it
>>214409578it's worse than all three, but if you disliked those you are a literal homosexual, so dunno what to tell you
>>214408954Which universe am I dealing with here, movie, show, or comic? One of these is infinitely more shitty than the others. Movie wise life stays the exact same, show too from the looks of things unless I’m in Kavalier’s territory. Earth is fucked for a while so I’m getting off world as before the events of earth war take place and riding it out as a spacer.
>>214409557waiting for this thing to get into a human, access the language center of the brain, and start speaking.
>>214408954Invest in ProdigyCoin
the whole show should have that retro 80s futuretech not just the maginot
>>214408954start spreading conspiracy theories, of course
>>214408954Acid proof flex seal
>>214409984Well, the characters were designed to have a 70's fashion sense
>>214410037Fucking hate it when xenos melt my boat in half
>>214407604what were they thinking?
>>214410037yeah. need to make something their acid cant get through, or make armor out of their skin
>>214410174>make something their acid cant get throughThe meat hook
episode when
>>214408484already halfway there before episode starts
>>214410105>THE USCM LOVE IT!>We covered this whole APC in our AP Flex seal and look at that no busted transmission after running over a whole hive of aliens!>Take a look at this>Your dumbass science officer put his head into a weird object and now he's got a case of the Alien Mondays! Coat your medlab floor with AP Flex Seal and voila, no more space crabs! At least until you spend a night with Lambert!>Now watch this, a whole cage of xeno acid blood spilling out of your fancy military ship out past Saturn, but with AP Flex Seal on the bottom look at how it stops those pesky xenomorphs from chewing your captains brains like Beef Jerky! Buy now!
they said they captured 5 alien monstersxenoseyebroticksballsack plantsand? Or are they counting eggs and facehuggers separately?
why her nipples are so puffy here? I'm gonna coom!
>>214410366nigga is you serious?>>214406000
Just two more hours until Boy Kavalier steals our hearts again! Are you hyped?
Boy Kavalier just said that taking dewormer kills the Xenobaby in you
>>21441041240 mins dude what 2h
>>214410366its the alien flies, we didn't see much of them yet
flybros out time is nearing, no longer shall we toil under the fame sponge ocellus, everyone will love u snow
I'm actually excited kek
time to see what wendy's deal with baby xeed is gonna be
>>214410366I'm investing heavily in Plantcoin, for some reason it seems like the most ominous alien to me.
>>214410444I meant on torrents. You think I have a subscription to Disney's streaming platform? LMAO
The plant should have been a lifecycle stage for the blood tick.
>>214410529Torrents will be up within half an hour of the release.
>>214404275The series is almost 50 years old, it has all kinds of different media in its universe. From campy cash grabs to action movies. most people got over them not recreating the first movie every time like 20 years ago. This show has some dumb stuff in it but the writing is way better than most shows, and even better than some of the alien movies.
>>214410615Its sad but true.
is bretty good down for anyone else?
Will anyone livestream the episode?
>>214410529Come on the watch-along here: brettygood.c(o)om
>>214410700yes
>>214410694>>214410709Getting this
>>214410709Why are you guys using the shitty angelthump servers after all these years.
>>214410749works on my firefox
when does the next episode drop? today?
>>214410375who?
>>214410882in 15 minutes
>>214404037Ok so pretrovich's motivation is money and living forever...So he taunts morrow about how the ceo who insulted him wipp get his prize happily.Also no one cared about all the dead coworkers and just keeps going. What is China the new world power lmao
>>214410908oh shit
>>214410897>>214410848I think it's blocked in UK getting cloudfare error when i use that direct link, but everything works fine when i use a VPN
>>214407853why did they store the super dangerous aliens in easily breakable jars
>>214410974Dei hires
>>214410919his wife was killed he was pissed off at the company
>>214410749works for me
>>214411087Meanwhile everyone but morrow and cute 2nd captain are making jokes just after the captain ded
>>214410375You can cut glass with those nipples
>>214411087Wrong. It was a completely ordinary house fire most likely caused by an errant cow kicking over a lantern. Happens all the time.
what's this video game slop
more fucking Peter Pan shit
>ending song is Human Fly Still wouldn't fit the setting tho
It's out
Are xenomorphs a naturally occuring species?
i need a link
>Alien.Earth.S01E06.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BiOMA.mkvIt's up
>>214411372>1080p
>>214411384I only have a 1080p TV and I'm happy with it
>>214411321there's at least 1 page full of various rips for each episode. a retarded variety you couldn't even determine which codec with your eyeball. then after a couple months there's few to no seeders. site admin are idiots for allowing this. it's bad for long term health
>>214411406>there's at least 1 page full of various rips for each episode.Uh, no lad. My tracker uses a retarded claim system so Only the scene release gets auto uploaded while we wait for the internal group to release. No one else can upload it.
post magnet pl0x
I would inspect Nibs boobs while in recharging mode. Might as well since I just got fired from Prodigy.
So how does the Xeno get out? Just grows too big to contain or does someone let it out, seems like it’s the lighter skinned one.
>le xenos are just like minorities God fucking DAMMIT
>she could invent faster than light travelSo how do these assholes go 40 light years while being on ice for a year if faster than light travel hasn't been invented yet
>>214411384the elitism of pirates is so bizarre. not willing to pay like 9 bucks a month for streaming but an 8k tripple monitor setup at home kek
this show sucks ass
>>214408027Can he experience the big honey taste of Honey Comb cereal?
>>214411446That's good. That's real good. I'm already looking at 8 different versions.
>that .iso bitcoin miner ransomware torrent is up again
>"the ruling coalition known as the five">"we move fast and we make trillions"Someone fucking shoot these writers.
>>214411582that stuff is so good,
>>214411594It's great on paper but only if the person that claimed the show releases it on time.Sometimes they take a day or two and you have to deal with the shitty scene source.No one can upload the episode for three days but the person that claimed it.
Not a lot of fly for an episode titled the fly
>>214411604>that rasomware bitcoin miner torrent will straight fuck your shit upnah anon, those are all unsubstantiated claims, slander even. just try it out, what's the worse that can happen
Ending song when?>https://youtu.be/tgIqecROs5M
Synthbowl CONFIRMED
Okay but why didn't Morrow just show everyone Boy personally asking whatshisface to 9/11 the Maginot?
>>214411678I don't care what show it is, an episode that is titled 'the Fly' should be obligated to have a Jeff Goldblum-esque parody character who gets hybridized into some kind of horrible mutant thing and suffers. I don't see anything like that so far, so this ep is technically already a failure in my eyes.
>>214411736>the SYNTHBOWLmy bet is on black synth, but my heart wants me to stand with the Raylon Gibbons synth.
>>214411799Based take
>me standing with the so called "whites" of earthYes I was uncomfortable
>>214411736https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/214081077/#214088566fucking confirmed
>>214411826God I miss GoTposting
>>214410984White male incompetent writers
No one trusts an Indian, not even in the future
wendy looks like a chud with that stupid haircut
I'm sorry why the fuck did they tell Wendy nothing about what was done to Nibs, yet let Wendy be the first person she talked to when she woke up
>wipe weeks away from your unstable robot's memories>neglect to be there when she wakes up to have a cover story prepared to explain the gap>instead let another robot be there to immediately make her question her memories and sanity, likely leading to further instability anywayThese smart people are retarded
>>214411826the fact we got Cleganebowl and it still wasn't enough to redeem the show is a testament to how absolutely shitty the last seasons werefucking CONFIRMED
>>214411826GET HYPE
How many bings and bongs until the episode is released?
Hope to see that nigger dead at the end of the season
>learn to say NOGod filler episode
>>214411929>white
>>214411967yeah that was kinda dumb, but not impossible, sometimes th smartest people can do dumb shit or lack common sense
>baby Don't fear the Reaper >come on babyyy>we can be like xeno fav part of the ep'
Is everyone in this universe a goddamn retard? There hasn’t been a competent person in this universe.
He hute
BRUNDLEFLY VOMIT
based ocellus kek
this is the THIRD time occy has btfo somebody by tapping on glass
Seriously what the hell is the eyeballs motive? It just does things to get others killed for no real reason
Why did he fully walk into the cell instead of just putting the tray on the floor and sliding it in??????
>>214412186>>214412208kek>>214412233he just gives no shits, I love it, the absolute GOAT
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>>214412109webm of ocellus bumping the glass plz
>>214410615>"most people got over them not recreating the first movie every time like 20 years ago"tv show recreates the first movie for an entire episode>HOLY FUCK BEST EPISODE BEST TV SHOW OF ALL TIME I'M CUMMING I REMEMBER THAT THING!
>it's a manchildren episode
>>214412004It's up now king
>Peter thins them outdamn eye guy collecting names like championship belts
That memory wipe backfired immediately
>only discover your trillion dollar prototype hybrid has become fly food due to a chance checkup rather than any kind of routine monitoringI'm telling you, these smart people have like 20 braincells between them
>>214412233She's just a lil silly
So what did the Based Fly do, bros? Can't watch this right now
>>214412475smart people written by stupid people
>hey let's gaslight the one robot that can speak to the bio-weaponlet's see how this plays out cotton
>>214412501Eats robotsNot even kidding, they were serving it a tray of random circuit boards and shit but it ate the light skin kid instead
>>214412501dissolved one of the synth's faces, sucked up the dissolved face goo
>>214412501Distant cousins of the Brundlefly but they eat the same way
>guy who is infertile due to low sperm count>is now pregnant
Wendy break her arms! She's closing in to hit the kill switch!
>>214404037nice to see you again Mr. Eko.
Smee is just a solid bro. Unfortunate that types like this die first.
I miss the Guards already Morrow should bring one to the synth-cyborg Bowl
>>214412574Nice to see you too, anon. Enjoying the show?
What was the ending song
This show is a stark reminder to never trust an Indian
>>214412537>>214412520Which one is the light skin again? The one that was in the lab with Olyphant?
>>214412605ah no not really i'm not watching this show. just saw a familiar trip and i just wanted to say hi. stay based mr. eko.
did they killed nibs?
Most based fly
The ending shot of octoeye just reeks of "just according to keikaku" kek
>>214412636You too anon, thanks for dropping by :)
>>214412233our boy oculus is a real wild card
>>214412664next episode will be his
>>214412613Godsmack
Was Nibs actually pregnant? If I was in the show, she'd definitely be fucking pregnant, twice.
>>214412644NoThey deleted all of her memories of the last weekThen they let Wendy be the first one she talked to when she woke up and immediately go "Hey remember all that crazy shit we've been through this week" and now she's even more insane
missing the bingo twice, fuck!
>>214412699Every episode has been hers
First time I've been able to find and catch a live thread in years. Very nostalgic
>>214412731you are missing it three times kek
Everyone ITT wishes they were a xenomorph. Except me. You guys are weird.
>>214412730>Then they let Wendy be the first one she talked to when she woke upWhy
>>214412758I don't want to be a xenomorph. I want to FUCK a xenomorph. Preferably a cute small eyeball shaped xenomorph.
>>214412731what did wendy do that was stupid?
I hope Arthur's child inherits the beard
>>214412595Oh, I jumped the gun
>>214412731technically you could call when they are removing nibs memories "flashback
>>214412778Sorry, that's perfectly normal. It's just me and you against these freaks I guess.
>>214412785something in every scene. talking to nibs about the missing time, talking to the milf about her being the problem, all xeno scenes, `etc.
Be sure to tune in for more zany T. Ocellus shenanigans next week
>>214412778>FUCK a xenomorph>small eyeball shaped xenomorphI guess you could just kinda rub you peen on it.
>>214412808yeah and atom smiled, but didn't laugh
This show is fucking awful but I enjoy tuning in each week to see what retarded shit they'll do next
>>214412320
>>214412819kinda reaching she didn't make any mistakes and didn't cause any problems this time
>>214412252its a sheep, retard.
>dot matrix LCD on the keypadthey wouldn't have wasted that kind of money; even something like the Hitachi HD44780 would be prohibitive in this timeline
>>214412851talking smack to the milf was definitely dumb, she can get mind wiped next for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4VHV5eq3rs
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GO IN THE FUCKING SPECIMEN CASE YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU FUCKING TERMINALLY STUPID RETARD
>>214412730>yah lets unfuck her>fuck her up even worseDamn them, I want Nibs to have a chance of actually making it through this, going psycho crazy is one big death flag.
>>214412849>trillions of dollars>the best containment setup they could devise is to go inside and stand with your foot holding the door open
>>214412876I guess I'll give you that, rebellious teen blah blah but fair enough
>>214412720Anon we can only hope we get Nibs doing a Mother from Raised by Wolves https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcl-_-3AaW4
>>214412849holy fucking BASED >monitors the situation>baaahs>fucks your shit up>eats some hay
>>214412892I don't think any of them are going to make it
>>214412849I've not seen this week's but that's some retarded false/contrived peril writing riiiight derr.... can they not come up with something more realistic?
>>214412883every character in every horror show or movie literally yearns for death, we should be surprised this hasn't already happened.
>>214412849you da man>>214412883they are stupid kids, why are you surprised?
INSEMINATED ORALLY BY AYYLMAORIP
>>214412233WY promised her a bonus if the cargo ends on their hands.
>>214412849what a fucking chad
>>214412910Wendy and her brother have a modest chance of surviving the show and just disappearing into anonymity forever
>>214412928that white dude was a grown ass adult
I NEED to see an extended universe of the eyeball species competing with xenomorphs for hosts. Xenos getting completely mogged in their own show by a fucking EYEBALL
>>214412883seriously if you absolutely must just slide the tray in it bits of mental and minerals it not like it matters if it spills, obviously don't open it the first place but you know their are degrees of retard and that fucking moron went full retard
Guess what? It's another bullshit filler episode. This is why I don't watch new TV shows.Don't open pic if you don't want spoilers.
>>214412960define 'modest'because I'm hoping modest is greater than 99%
>>214412966>Xenos getting completely mogged in their own show by a fucking EYEBALLI should be SEETHING about this and Hawley clear disdain for the xenos, but surprisingly I am not. The eye is too fucking cute and based.
>>214412987Oh shit I forgot the spoiler tap
>>214412849if you could do the final shot with the eyeball>all according to planzoom in, that would be sweet
Ok, this is getting stupid. The bio lab with the deadly critters has a ventilation system connected to the rest of the facility? Why do they keep them all in the same room, that just means that if one of them gets out, maybe all of them get out. And you're telling me one of the kids got destroyed and that didn't fire some kind of DEFCON 1 alert?
>>214411736Two best characters
Indian truly can not ever be trusted
>>214413074the better question is why would you let a kid feed and sneed the DEADLY FUCKING SPACE PARASITES on its own?
NEVER MISUNDERSTAND MEKEEP AWAY FROM MEEEE
wait they don't have FTL now
>>214412987Since they got back to the island every single episode has felt like 90% filler and then a cliffhanger ending at the end where something actually happens. And I bet the finale is gonna be like that too because those retards at Hulu already approved a 2nd season of this garbage before the first even came out
>>214413101I stood up and shouted KINO when the music kicked in
>>214411736>>214413076we better get an epic fight
Damn, Arthur was one of the good guys. They never make it, do they?
This show sucks ass lmao
>>214413074The whole thing is retarded. The vent is especially retarded because they made such a big deal about containment and never letting living people in a few episodes ago. The fact that the kids aren't being actively monitored constantly is ridiculous as is the whole memory wipe farce of a plan. No one in the episode was intelligent except for the fucking eyeball.
>>214413074I really thought the guy was gonna find out Isaac was dead while reassuring Joe about Wendy>as you can see, we monitor their vitals at all times. There's Wendy, there's Smee, aaaand... he's dead
>>214413097This is how they should be feeding the creatures
>>214412966>>214413001they do seem more intelligent, and that could be an advantage. I kinda hoped the eyeball would become a surprise hero, but it seems that was answered for me today with him intentionally getting that guy killedprobably going to be a fight between the eye ball and xeno eventually, they seem to be rivals competing. but this eyeball guy is cool with how smart it is, and seems like its chaotic evil. like maybe it just fucks with people for fun not because it needs to.
>>214413074It's rage/engagement bait in TV show form. Bravo Noah.
I'm starting it now. Has nibs done anything sexy this episode yet?
good thread, someone make a new one, we need to discuss how awesome ocellus is (someone that's not me)
>>214413149Just some still shots of her lips. Not much sadly
NEW>>214413162>>214413162>>214413162
How many more episodes in this? It's unravelling fast
>>214413097>we use to have kids work cotton gins>now we whine if a kid has to feed dangerous bio-hazard aliensThey just understand the untapped potential of recklessly dangerous child labor.
>>214413127they'll download his backup into a new body duh
>>214413095replace indian with colored
>>214413131>Isaacwho?
I DIDMYTIME
>>214413165>some still shots of her lipsYou know what, that's all I need.
>>214412987I wanted a spoiler but all I got was a seizure
>>214413101>that fucking eyeballit looks like its scheming
This show is so lame, it makes me bored and sad. Literally only good as background, in fact, it was probably made to just be something to have on in background. The Tv/Film industry is truly full of retards, what a shame. Actual hacks. The people involved are there through either nepotism and being literal and spiritual whores.
>waits for end of thread to bait
>>214410231She didn't stab the xeno with a meat hook she hooked it behind the neck
>>214410919That's the real twist, Yutani is actually a Chinese company
>>214413265It's the end of a great era of film and tv, but just feel good that we got to grow up with some of the greatest kino known to man.
>>214413338Not that anon. And yet while watching it the entire time you still couldn't list a reason why its good, with its dozens of reasons for being shit are apparent to everyone. Typical jeet
>>214413625>perfect waifu>based robots>evil ayys
>>214413625I don't care, just stating that your bait is better reserved for a thread where everyone hasn't already left.
>>214413766Once again im not that anon, and it's a terrible show like most modern media is. it retreads on pre-existing lore. Something that is close to 50 years old id leagues better than this modern slop. And if you dont care, why bother replying you nigger
>>214413845probably the same reason as you, totally different anon who is being weirdly defensive
>>214413927Sure, you are a totally different anon. Why is it you turd worlders cant help but shit up any place you come into contact with?
>>214414035>Sure, you are a totally different anonwat, are you a bot?how did you somehow think I was referring to myself as a totally different anon. that remark was about you.
>>214414125Perhaps work on your grammar jeet? With these kind of English skills its no wonder you a relegated to artificially inflating Disney slop
>>214414151Dear god man, this is a useless conversation if it can even be called that. I'm willing to keep it going in lieu of anything else to do right now, but its clear where not getting anywhere.
>>214414187Yes I'm a man jeet, try having sex and not stinking like shit?
>>214414338Ah I see, I took your bait and have now been entrapped in pointless rage baiting with no greater purpose. Truly, the joke has been on me.
