>Fade in. It’s a scene from some crime/thriller movie or tv show from over a decade ago. There is a green effect filter of sparks and static over everything.>Aggressive and cocky youths are picking a fight. Perhaps they are harassing Innocent Woman, or maybe Old Man or Little Boy. A slowed and pitched guitar cover of Sweet Dreams is playing too loud to hear the specifics, but that’s ok because there are giant flashing subtitles covering roughly half the screen.>Angry Man In Suit™(60% chance of being british) gets on the scene like a total badass sigma, frowning like he’s never frowned before. the subtitles say *ITS OVER* as he seems to be walking towards the others but it’s hard to tell for certain past the intensifying visual effects>”Oy boys i’m ya wust noightmeh yew aint menataw” before either beating the youths or watching them flee in an assuredly humiliating fashion. >the music blasts now as every powerpoint transition is employed to switch between every single moment that Angry Man In Suit is on screen smoking or walking determinedly. the subtitles say *THE ALPHA GUARDS THE TRIBE* the strobes are so bright your eyes are starting to sting and your phone is getting really hot and loud. The sweet dreams cover blasts so loud that your phone explodes in your hand, blowing off two of your fingers.
>>214404668Just download an extension to block shorts, not hard at all bro.
