Backwater Brothels editionPrevious >>214404374
She's /hor/.
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>>214404920Reefer Madness is not a horror movie.I'll ask again: which horror movie first showed a stoner dying?
>>214405079>even old ladies are cringey teenage edgelords nowDamn
The witch was physically scary looking but she wasn't that scary in the way she spoke or acted. They should've made her voice and mannerisms creepier.
>>214405088>has characters losing their mind to the point they jump out windowsKek, you're going to need to define what you consider a horror movie, because the producers of that movie 110% wanted people to be scared witless
>Zombi 2>Paranormal Activity 2: Tokyo NightAny other non-canon horror movies made by a foreign country that are made to be part of the franchise?
The scariest part of Weapons was when the witch suddenly appears at the homeless junkie's camp ground in the woods because it's so unexpected and she looks so out of place there which makes it jarring and unsettling.
>>214405103If only you knew lol
>>214405103>now
>>214405155Evil Dead in Italy is called La Casa, Evil Dead 2 is La Casa 2, and then Italians made Ghosthouse, Witchery, and Beyond Darkness, which they call La Casa 3, 4, and 5, and then House 2 and House 3 were released in Italy as La Casa 6 and 7, so all these movies form one fucked up, unrelated film franchise
>>214405155>>Paranormal Activity 2: Tokyo NightMight as well check it out
>>214405107Was the witchcraft in this movie realistic? It seemed very accurate and real, from what I know about witchcraft in real life, but I'm not an expert.
>>214405079I wish.
>>214405107Um so the kid's mom had a sister who just happened to be a Satanic witch, but she never knew anything about it at all? No one in the family had the slightest clue? They don't even notice how weird and offputting she looks?
ok that went hard
>>214405712Was the Asian guy a homo? Was that his husband living in his house with him?Anyway why did they invite the creepy looking old lady into their house? What were they thinking?
>>214405043Time to rewatch Outrageous Pumpkins. My wife won't watch it with me because I cuss too much at the judges
>>214405854historians will say they were just "roommates"
>>214405121>you're going to need to define what you consider a horror movieDrugsplotation films aren't horror. Do you really need to be told what the common definition of a horror film is??
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>>214405897>No, not the propaganda filmsDid you read my original answer?
whole Weapons should be like the finale. It lacked tension overall desu. Good but Barbarian was much better and from this year Hallow Road, Bring Her Back, Together and Sinners were better too. Julia Garner was incredibly beautiful in that bar scene tho
just saw weapons..... it was really bad. what a shame i was hoping for it to be good but it suffered with the same problems like that other film that guy made. some parts were good but the rest was shit and sadly it was more than 70 percent of the movie
>>214405562i actually know some wiccans and the deal with curses is that what you're doing to someone else will have an equally bad consequence happen to youseeing how fucked up she was in the end it's pretty clear she's been doing a whole lot of bad shit before all this happenedblackthorn also has a long history with pagan religions especially in creating curses, so it's pretty accurate
>>214405952Yeah, it was shit. I don't even think Halloween was the first actual horror movie stoner kill. lol
>>214405619>>214405270Huppert is great but when she says stuff like this it’s enabling to millennial women who have adopted the femcel fake pervert persona. One of the worst contemporary online personality types, who has only watched The Piano Teacher
>>214405712I thought it was going to follow a Resident Evil plot. The ratings tricked me.
>>214405859That buck-tooth guy was ROBBED!
>>214405121kinda have to agree with him this timereefer madness was crime drama and not horror
>The Butcher Trilogy is a chronological trilogy of three films created by Gaspard Noé in which we follow the story of a misanthropic butcher who educates his disabled daughter and has relationships with her, in Irreversible he is put in prison and we follow him in the same world the hunt for two men who are looking for a rapist.well, this is new to me
>>214406015good news! he's directing the resident evil reboot next
>>214406032Correct, and you should always agree with me because I'm right and /hor/ is full of retarded inbreds.
>>214406076I'm excited for Smile 3.
>>214406040Not to be confused with the Butchers trilogy, which are named as books.
>>214406011I have no clue what a 'femcel' is. I thought it was a female incel, but apparently it's something else.>>214406040Do you mean the films themselves are new to you, or the fact that they're a trilogy?
Got these in the mail today. Feeling pretty good
>>214406007Name an earlier one which isn't propagnada
>>214406032That's going to knock a lot of giallo out of the running as a horror
>>214406189The fact that those three films aren’t standalone storiesI honestly don't even remember the butcher showing up in Irreversible
>>214405043Orang Ikan came out this year. Has anyone seen it?
>>214405859Love this show
>>214405043this shit looks like the set for RLM
>>214406233
>>214406206I can't that's why I'm asking the supposed horror experts. Black Christmas probably has one or Deranged idk, would have to check. Definitely not Reefer Madness lol, what retard would think that's a horror film.
>>214406192Damn is that all of the original serie? I must have owned all of these at one point.My favorites were the choose your own adventure goosebumps books
>>214406040I watched all of these, as well as Lilya 4-ever, as a teenager and thought they were kino.
>>214406285Last House on the Left just came to mind.LOL at the guy asking for an earlier flick or Halloween.
>>214406220Because it's quality filmmaking. Stick to Tubi originals, Rakesh.
>>214406313How is that not a drugsploitation movie? Those don't count
>>214406313>No Reefer Madness isn't a horror>Last House on the Left iswat
>>214406366>>214406390>retard doesn't know what rape and revenge/sadistic horror films areYou're clueless.>>214406380They're both streaming platforms, dumbass.
>>214406304I’m still missing 24 of the original series books. I also had them all as a kid but we gave them away at some point>My favorites were the choose your own adventure goosebumps booksBased, I have all the special edition ones so far but that’s it. This one book is worth like $100 on eBay, shits crazy
>>214405869Great movie. Also I wonder if scarecrow ghostface took inspo from this
>>214406468>I also had them all as a kid but we gave them away at some pointGood, you're a manchild and don't need more kids books to look creepy af around.
>>214406433>Reefer Madness has none of thatHave you not seen the movie?
>>214405965The Conjuring returning as tv series
>>214406488I have, and it's not a horror flick. Scary things happening in movie =/= horror, are you 12? see >>214406081
>>214406433That's still a drugsploitation movie, and the whole plot of Reefer Madness is about hallucinations of cheating where it's actually rape leads to the hallucinator being beaten to death
>>214406511if it spooks u then its horror
>>214406579>>214406567>That's still a drugsploitation movieNo, it's not, it's a sadistic horror movie which features teens getting high and then getting brutally killed. This was definitely earlier than Halloween.
A new Amityville movie is coming out, this one from David F Sandberg (Shazam, Until Dawn) https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/new-amityville-horror-amazon-mgm-studios-1236366085/
>>214406579I've never been spooked by a film, I don't even like horror
>proud black protagonists resist assimilation while wearing white fashions, speaking white language in white accents, playing white instruments, drinking white alcohol, and engaging in other white customsBut at least they aren't doing the Irish jig!I don't get it, and I don't think the director did either
>>214406511I don't think you've seen it or else you forgot about the rape part in Reefer Madness too
Whats your go to cozy horror film?
how are there people that prefer Gremlins 1 to 2?
>>214406483We celebrate all things Halloweenie in /hor/ Mr. Grumpypants
>>214406587Yeah Reefer Madness did do all that much before Halloween
>>2144066441 was too mean spirited 2 being an overblown self parody was perfect
>>214406644same reason why people prefer alien over aliens and terminator over terminator the original film just takes itself more seriously than the sequel
>>214406644I love them both. Why’s it gotta be a contest
>>214406675I (Greatly) prefer Alien over AliensI prefer The Terminator over Terminator 2I (Vastly) prefer Gremlins 2 to Gremlins
>>214406483>manchildWoman-tier shaming tactics
>>214406632>>214406654Can you read?? Apparently not, otherwise you wouldn't be saying such retarded thing. No, Reefer Madness is not sadistic horror which is a subgenre of horror films. >>214406646>>214406755Kys, I mean that sincerely. You are quite dumb in the truest sense of the word.
>>214406899>No beating someone to death isn't sadisticLel you're retarded
>>214406644Less is more.
>>214406924can't, it doesn't come out until the 25th
>>214406921For a movie to be labeled that as an outright genre it needs to be the premise of the movie, not "drugs are bad mmkay"I can see you're trying really hard but failing, it's uber pathetic. You guys don't know anything about /hor/ just coomer jeet posting. lmao
>>214405619>urge to simp intensifies
>>214406899Why do you care what some random person, located somewhere on the planet, does with their own money? The only answer is that your life sucks so much that you're grasping at any chance to exert control over others.
>>214406977>Last House on the Left is not drugs are bad mmmkay
>>214406192They'll have to start calling you "Goosebumps Anon" hahahahahaha
>>214406924>>214406991Fuck off, Gadonfag.
>>214407001You're missing the filename, bub.
>>214407055I'm not the anon posting it as hupp.jpg ;)
>>214405869This would make a fun 'jak template
>>214407180>Gadonfag>Fixfag>Lindfag
what da dog doin
Btw, fuck off chinkleaf. Yeah, I know it's you. How was your shift at the wet market today?
>>214407029Wow, three for free!
>>214407333I love baby Bava
>>214407333I warned you 'bout Donald
>>214405270Good acoustics but I doubt you could even get an upright in there.
>just saw Weaponsdo not care. you're poor or brown and not a fan horror
>still watching weaponsThey took the J&B money to pay for Nilsson's Gotta Get Up, I already like it
>>214405680No way you're really this retarded. Come on man. She wasn't actually the mom's sister you fucking dunce. When she first came to the house she pretended to be the mom's aunt, and then pretended to be the kid's aunt. There is a reason why neither the dad, the kid or the mom really remember ever seeing her before. Jesus Christ my dude, you are stupid.>>214405854in order for anything in the plot to make any sense, you have to assume she has a level of magical manipulation over people near her or that she can talk to, its the only way to justify everyone accepting the "parents had a stroke" thing and the asian guy and his husband letting her inside
>>214407333Donald Duck all over italian horror.
>>214407026That's not the premise of the film, no, just like a morbid scene in Reefer Madness doesn't make it a horror film. C'mon, you're smarter than this, right??
>>214408034Nta but the whole point of LHotL is they kids get killed because they try to score drugs and meet criminals and parents should protect their kids.
>>214407262
>>214408064Yeah, but it's not a drugsplotation the same way The Trip (1967) is for example, and that has eerie scenes in it too, but isn't a horror. Film genres aren't hard if you're not a brainlet, try it sometime.
>>214408069What a pussy ass bitch that did everything wrong.
>>214408190Idk if we have different definitions of premise but drugs lead to violent death is the basic premiseThey're only there to find criminals because they're not blameless victimsIt's a pretty clear line between trying to find drugs and finding gorey rapey death from criminal associates
>>214408513>drugs lead to violent death is the basic premiseThat can happen in a movie and it can still not be a drugsplotation propaganda flick. This is pretty fairly obvious if you think about it.
>>214408593>>214408034>That's not the premise of the filmBro I'm only responding to you because you tried to tell anon the premise of the film is not the girls trying to get drugs
>>214407812>Nilsson's Gotta Get UpThey should've used Jump into the Fire from the same album instead. It's ten times better and would've made any scene in Weapons better by default:https://youtu.be/CfjNpgZ4C5Q
>>214407333BASTAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>214408779Nah it makes more sense to us Gotta Get Up in context, especially because they keep cutting shit off before it gets to absolute depravity >He'd come to town and he would pound her for a couple of days>And then he'd sail across the bubbly waves>And those were happier days, but nowdoesn't feature just like the cop's HS buddy smearing something
>>214408893To *use*
>>214408748>you tried to tell anon the premise of the film is not the girls trying to get drugsNo, I didn't. The premise of the film is that it is a horror flick and to see scary/disturbing things. Them taking drugs is part of it but not the focus nor really what it is trying to project. Whereas with Reefer Madness, it is 100% trying to get you to stop smoking weed. Bro, if you took a second to use your brain instead of gooning 24/7 you might be able to write a coherent response that doesn't make you look imbecilic.
>>214408779I like that you always post that screenshot when sharing/talking about music.
>>214408959I linked the quote where I got in bro >>214408748>>214408034Idk what else I can do for you
>>214406593forgot one
>>214406644first one had a harder edge, early 80s spielbergian borderline horror elements but family friendly. all that changed with pg-13 and everything had to become softer to reach a wider audience
>>214409014I don't think you know what premise means, but here's a hint: doesn't mean something that happens in a scene. >Idk what else I can do for youI believe I told you to kys for being so brain dead. Might want to start there before shit posting.
>>214409169>I don't think you know what premise means, butOkay bro, then how did I write out the premise as a logline here>>214408064You sound mad af btw good luck w that, I'm sure autistic screeching about it on 4chins will help
>>214405043Need a horror that would scare someone extremely jaded and who's seen a lot of films. The only movie that got close to scaring me was probably Noroi and I'm still chasing that high>>214405562more accurate than most movies, but not the most accurate I've seen. There's one that's accurate about a man who kills people with his scream, but I forgot the name, Australian film I think
anyone seen this?
>>214409326Typing incoherent sentences doesn't make you smart, sorry. Saying what happens in some scenes is not what the movie is trying to get across in the same way. Second time I've spoonfed you, there won't be a third, stupid fuck. Trying harder to pass in this thread, though, you're obviously a non. kek
>>214409411Yeah, I can recommend it. I thought it was pretty good
>>214409520For the final father fucking time, what is the first horror movie shows a stoner dying??
mermussy
>>214409421>>214409573why are you so angryyou got your answer now leave
>mfw i just found out there's a gremlins 2>mfw it's way better than gremlins 1 and one of the all time best movies ever
>>214410002Those movies suck and are for manchildren. OMG TINY MONSTERS!!!! LIKE POKEMON!!!! Kys.
>>214409566thanks fren
>>214410002basado
>>214410119>>214410064Ur dumb.>tanks fren for reply im lonely :(No shit lol.
>>214410122what is going on with you, anon? you are being mad weird with us right now. Everything good?
>>214410146Calling someone weird for no reason is the definition of weird, so stop.
>>214410146
>>214408991
>>214410294meant for >>214410122
>>214410294>schizo post telling you to take your pills
>>214410294>>214410304>>214410315>>214410326Fake and gay.
>>214410336Alright now you're just quoting everyone.
>>2144103744 people is not everyone. Try not to exaggerate because you have nothing meaningful to say, ie shitposting. I've been talking about horror movies.
>>214410406>I've been talking about horror moviesWhich ones?
>>214410457Last House on the LeftFirst movie to show stoners getting murdered in a horror setting.
>>214410406I replied to someone about Weapons though…
>>214410552Where?
Weapons is a brave effort to try to reclaim the Naruto run
>>214410582My post or the one I replied to?
>>214410785The one you were replying to about Weapons.
>>214410489Son of Blob definitely killed hippies before thaf
>>214410913I don't think the angry anon is counting things like Dracula killing hippies as stoners being killed in horror
>>214410913LHOTL came out the same year, and I don't remember Son of Blob killing stoners specifically.>>214410949Post an example of it happening. Where did I say Dracula didn't count? Stop lying about what I said. weirdo.
>>214410873Post I replied to: >>214407812
>>214411033>Harper spammerSo, I was right initially.
>>214410976>came out the same yearSon of Blob came out before it tho
>>214411082A few months and again doesn't have a stoner character dying because they smoke weed and are getting their comeuppance, whereas LHOTL literally has multiple and has weed being bought as part of the story.Good try though, honestly.
zamn, this is jank. Last 10 minutes was sort of worth it though.
>>214411033You're talking to me about Nilsson not Weapons, that song wouldn't make sense as a replacement in the movieif you want to talk about Nilsson's horror movie, just know you're making a life choice before you think that's an outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI0ieDfbRWg
>>214411113It does kill hippies because they smoke weed, like it kills kittens because they're kittensSon of Blob is great and first
>>214411119Same title font as Smile. Based, I love Smile.>>214411154>It does kill hippies because they smoke weedI don't recall that at all, sorry. Maybe if you post the scene, 'cause I ain't rewatching that garbage. Barely made it through the first time, probably why I don't remember it.Horror Express the same year is a much better Blob/Thing movie I do remember, though.
>>214411185>He hasn't seen Son of BlobSorry for you man, hope you work that out
>>214411197Once again confirming you have zero literacy.I said I saw it a long time ago and forgot it, not that I'd never seen it. Post the scene where the stoners specifically get killed by the Blob, 'cause I think you're full of shit. You're not going to get me to rewatch that shit again. I watched Dracula vs. Billy the Kid and got bored recently.
>>214411243>He doesn't remember the plan with the Armenian midgetsMan if I post the scene where the cop and hippies get killed you're not going to watch it
>>214411394What did I just say? Post the scene we're talking about or bugger off. kek
>>214411421Man anyone can google the scene from Son of Blob with the cop and the hippies but you specifically will not make it through the song if I post it so why bother?
>>214411447>anyone can google the scene from Son of BlobSo do it and make your point. Otherwise stop wasting /hor/s time, you donut.
>>214411464You're wasting your time talking about a movie you don't remember and what you did remember you said you disliked lol
>>214411493Uh-huh, and you can't post a scene because you're scared about the music being too shit. Doesn't even make sense, I never brought up the music once. You're just another lying douche bag who derailed the thread by shitposting.Anyway, it's wild how much better my taste in /hor/ is compared to everyone else.
conelly wears this in phenomena
>>214411550Are you the anon bothered by spoonfeeding who's been having a meltdown since the last thread?
>>214411573No, that seems to be you, because you can't post the scene you claim exists for some reason. We're waiting, sunshine.
>>214411573Like he's going to tell you yes he is, he's answered his own question he wanted us to answer, the answer is The Last House on the Left, he will keep going
>>214411617Read the thread, dumbass. Son of Blob apparently did it first, but the scene is too magical to be posted.Some retard in the last thread, presumably you, thought it was Halloween. kek
>>214411617>he will keep goingOh he deserves the song then >>214411573Here you go pumpkin, I'm sure it's Last House instead because you could read them never showing up again as escapingwww.youtube.com/watch?v=wvCe0LbIwzI
>>214411617Our resident sperger population is going up with the season
>>214411699>Here you go pumpkinQuoted the wrong post, dipshit. But thank for you posting the scene, I do remember it now, just not them dying because it doesn't show it. Sorta implies it but not really.I think I was right initially and it was LHOTL that did it first.
>>214411741Oh sorry you had extra trouble finding my post pumpkin, that must have been as hard as googling it yourself
>>214411683kek>>214411734But enough about you, Anon.
>>214411765>sorry you had extra trouble finding my postYou're the one who quoted the wrong post, dumbass.Sheesh, I already conceded and you're acting like a little bitch. Oh well. People can be poor winners sometimes.
>>214407812>J&BI don't know if it was giallo anons pointing it out but I've seen it a lot more in recent releases. I think they might be back and we should expect pulp
>>214411794Lol I knew you wouldn't make it through the song
>>214407333I'm hard
>>214411898Where did I say I didn't make it through the song? It doesn't show them dying by the Blob, just the cop. I know it's hard for you to grasp concepts but stay with me here.
>>214411950>4 min clip>responding in under 4 minsK
>>214411974>doesn't show them dying as per the point of this conversation'K, you're such a moron. You had a win but give it away because of hubris. Shame.
Alright, who here exactly has a stick up their ass tonight?
>>214412017You are the type that wouldn't make it through the song and I tried to warn you man but wanted it
Think I'm rewatching A White Dress for Marialé again because anon mentioned it a little while back
>>214412049Did you not read my post? I'll restate it one more time for your hillbilly ass: we're talking about the first horror movie where it shows a stoner dying. Not implied, not hinted at, but shows them dying. You were close with your suggestion but it doesn't show it. The song has nothing to do with it. Idk why you're purposefully being obtuse after I thanked you for posting it. Kinda weird, like you have something to prove in an anonymous thread.Fortunately, I don't have hangups like that.
>>214412104Yeah I ain't reading all that
>>214412127More cope from the coper.
>>214411563Sex.
>angry anon to /hor/ 9/9/25"I'm just gonna fuck you up."
>directed by a woman
>>214412322You're gay.
>>214412322The Love Witch was actually pretty entertaining for the most part.
>>214412397>>214412415fags
>>214405155>Alien 2: On Earth>Terminator 2 aka Shocking Dark>Cruel JawsPossibly Jaws in Japan, I haven't seen it. I think Night Killer was released as The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3.>>214405322>and then House 2 and House 3Did Italy not have House 1?
>>214412228He was bitching about anons not answering his question more than three movies ago lolWeapons was fun. I get what anons who saw it in the cinema complaining it was really dark mean. It's hard as fuck to make out some dark scenes. That's my only real complaint. Anyone got any newish recs? I feel like I missed a lot this year
>>214412435Nah, I have really good taste in film. Ask anyone.>>214412447>three movies agoThose were all terrible suggestions minus Son of Blob, but it came out the same year as LHOTL, so I was still partially right initially.
>>214412447Seen Marshmallow?
>>214412322Based.My rule for horror and entertainment on general are:Never consume something written or directed by a woman.And never consume soemthing made by someone younger than you.
>>214412641Dumb rules, but the second one takes Gadon's cake.
>>214412608Yeah. It doesn't have to be ones with kids, but I liked Weapons and Marshmallow. Weapons framing reminded me of Strange Darling too
>>214412641I also follow the second rule.
>>214412768I don't 'cause I'm not a retarded boomer or spiritual boomer.
>>214410030>adults aren't allowed to like comedyHumor Dies Tonight
>>214412741>doesn't have to be ones with kidsKek I was going to rec Bring Her Back nextBorderline? It's a 90s throwback horror comedy
>>214412949I've seen Bring Her Back. I'll check out Borderline, thanks
>>214412807There is nothing of genuine significance that an individual who has spent less time on this planet than I have could possibly contribute.It is a matter of pure logic.
>>214413017Np say hi to my french wife
>>214405155Do the rest of the Zombi movies count?
word on the street is that samara weaving's pussy smells like surströmming and that's why she's stuck doing horror and direct to hulu movies
>>214413038It's projection not logic. Sad!
>>214413299This implies a lot more consistency in Italian zombi titles than you're going to get
>>214413299Oh man I had been looking for that but couldn't find it on my pc, thanks
Well, I finally watched this, and it was okay. Pretty good cast.
I LOVE BOOOOOOOOBIESSSS!!!!!!!
>>214413367What was okay about it?
>>214405043I need new horror recs, here’s my most recent watches from the last few days (not all necessarily horror):>Weapons>The Hunt>The Severed Sun>The Damned>Genocyber>Child 44>Casino>The Black Phone>Antiviral>Leaving DC>The Cell>Possessor>The Monkey>Smile 2
>>214413948Are you new to FF? Frogman seems recent by comparison to Leaving DC and should be easy to find
>>214414106not new, no, but I haven’t seen that so it’s downloading now! thx
>>214409364>There's one that's accurate about a man who kills people with his scream, but I forgot the name, Australian film I thinkThat would be The Shout. Bretty good movie.
>>214414247Iirc a sequel got confirmed recently enough so it's a good time to get in if they milk it
Kaitlobos
>when the ritual spell's in a language they can sound out but not comprehendThis is my fave kind of witchcraft
>>214412322>>214412435t. "straight" man
>>214412442>Did Italy not have House 1?They released the first House as Chi è Sepolto in Quella Casa? (Who is Buried in That House?) because they already used La Casa (The House) for Evil Dead. Italy's funny like that
>>214413948>Smile 2Good taste.
>>214413948absolute shit taste, your only good movie is Tarsem Singh - The cell
>>214415947thanks!>>214416243you’re brown
