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Can someone explain to me why the cop freaked out over beating that kid and this being recorded?

I mean seriously! I have seen IRL US police literally kick people down and shoot them while screaming
>TASER TASER (it is a gun that shots bullets) STOP RESISTING!
>HE ATTACKED ME!
>HE GOT A WEAPON!

And IRL civilian bootlickers defending that video.

I have seen videos of IRL police beating the shit or shooting a guy while screaming
>HE BIT ME!

Under what alternative universe law dose that police operate?

All he needed to yell IRL was
>HE GOT A GUN
or
>HE GOT A WEAPON!

And he could have slammed that guy to the ground and shot him.
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because he didn't even yell GUN GUN GUN, he just visibly realized he'd pricked his finger and punched him in the fucking head on the dashcam with no other provocation
IRL he'd lose his job and move one or two states over and get hired by a different department, it wasn't a career-ending incident even with his father in law having it out for him and presumably cooperating to burn him if he got the chance
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Why was he so fucking depressed?
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>>214406440
Do you really go through life being such a fragile and scared little faggot?
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>>214406523
>because he didn't even yell GUN GUN GUN
Can he not like say
>OH HE ATTACKED ME AFTER I GOT STABBED

>it wasn't a career-ending incident
In a movie about magical witch clown things this is the most unbelievable part.

> he'd pricked his finger
I was thinking he was scared that he got AIDS from it or was going to collapse because of drugs....

I do not understand this character, it is like I am watching a movie on drugs.

His wife also has magical mind reading powers or something.
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>>214406700
He was terrified of bloodborne disease or overdose. The junkie guy 100% had something, lying poorly when pressed, and if he didn't poz him when he pricked his finger it definitely happened when he got like three syringes buried in his cheek. This was actually pretty realistic in that cops flip the fuck out over that sort of thing and it's what makes them break down into panic attacks because they brushed some unidentified powder with a gloved hand
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>>214406811
I understand the concept only the fuck then literally never does anything about it he bitches to his boss and then goes to fuck that woman.y

It be nice if there was a scene where he gets a AIDS test or something....

Is he also from the alternative universe where cops ride solo and not always 2 in 1 car???
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>>214406811
he also lied about not having any sharp objects in his pockets when asked about it. i'd be pissed too, the junkie deserved that punch
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why are cop haters always such pussies?
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>>214406996
>when asked about it. i'd be pissed too, the junkie deserved that punch
true.
however cop-legally he can scream attack or weapon and get away with killing the guy.
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>>214406440
>US police literally kick people down and shoot them while screaming
>>TASER TASER (it is a gun that shots bullets) STOP RESISTING!
That was hilarious and a terrific example of why women shouldn't be allowed to pretend to be policemen.
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>>214407083
i didn't know that. it's still gay that you gotta have all these cameras and body armour and tacticool gear just because we're not allowed to institutionalize our junkies and crazy niggers anymore
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>why are cop haters always such pussies?
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>>214406928
Horror movies just can't coexist with fully realistic police, you have to cut them some slack. Escalation of force means that Jason or whatever other horror monster is going to kill like two cops max before he gets deleted by an APC.

I saw a video where a group of cops storm this dirty/pitch black apartment, chasing a shrieking woman with a knife from room to room. They get her back to a bedroom closet and just magdump her the second she springs out with the knife raised while shrieking. It was like if the grudge got teleported to small town USA and instantly lost before she managed to kill anybody.

IRL officer maggot would've called it in and had backup from the second he saw the junkie trying to get into the window, he would've had other cops present when he searched him etc. Backup at the house that magdumps the witch whenever she tries to start snapping twigs and so on. Just accept it's a movie past a certain point and no-fun-allowed zogbots are incongruous with kino
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>And IRL civilian bootlickers defending that video.
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>>214406440
oh hey sorry man this website is for american opinions only. bye forever.
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>>214407144
>Horror movies just can't coexist with fully realistic police, you have to cut them some slack.
WRONG!

Counter example Freddy.
>Help me office a guy in my dreams is going to kill me!
>>All right
>>[calls the mental ward]

Same for chucky
>Help me officer this doll is after me!

>Horror movies just can't coexist with fully realistic police,
The fuck?
The movie is about a magic witch who is hypnotizing people. If this was realistic

>Cop knocks on door
>Hello there a crazy junkie told me all the missing children are in your basement can I take a look?
>>[Witch calls the police]
>>[Officer arrested]

Or
>Cop knocks on door
>Hello there a crazy junkie told me all the missing children are in your basement can I take a look?
>>No.
>>Closes the door.

Or
>>Do you have a warrant?
>Curses! Stopped by the legal system!

>>>MUH JASON
OK he is special because of bullshit plot armor, I did see his fanboys headcanon that he can teleport and shit...

Better example is Michael Myers. He gets shot by the police and shit however they did not expect him to be magic and not die.
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>>214406440
America has this fantasy where their public officials have any sort of accountability. Remember, this is a work of fiction by someone who's probably never been arrested.
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>>214406996
Junkies are mentally retarded. Trusting their word and getting mad they lied is like getting mad at a dog for eating a plate of cookies you left out in the open.
You should be mad at yourself for being an idiot.
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>>214408012
yeah, the cop should've put on thicker gloves
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>>214406568
he had a big tiddied wife who was the daughter of his boss and a julia garner sidepiece
total looser
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>>214406568
cop in a small town, no career prospects, menial work. overbearing, hyperactive wife when u just want to chill. that's what i got from it
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>>214406568
>>214408274
he's also an alcoholic and let julia garner cajole him into a relapse so he's probably feeling extra shitty about himself, which is why he offers no resistance whatsoever to his wife intuiting the affair immediately
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>>214408340
that's true. however, i'd let julia garner cajole me into a relapse if you know what i am sayin
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>>214408418
like you ever sobered up to begin with
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>>214408418
>CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR
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>>214408418
I would turn my relapse into her prolapse
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>>214406568
he remembered that he was in Iron Heart
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>>214408534
...
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>>214408448
by relapse i mean sexual intercourse with an woman (i'm usually gay)
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>>214408418
>>214408340
>Julia Garner is married to Mark Foster
>Mark Derek Foster (born February 29, 1984) is an American musician, singer, and songwriter, best known as the lead singer of the band Foster the People.
There's a crossover I didn't expect
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>>214408735
okay but does he make good music? never heard of him
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>>214408784
zoomie pls
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>>214409070
yes i'm a zoomer. so what?
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>>214409083
>yes i'm a zoomer
How very embarrassing
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>>214409215
well at least i'm not in my 40's, still posting on 4chan
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>>214408418
why does she have a tire around her neck
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>>214410524
in case she gets tired



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