[4chan Michael Cane impression general]
My cocaine.
>>214409097>My name is Michael Cane.
>>214409106Kek
>>214409097>now cough>did you taste that?>strawberry cough!>pull my finger
size of a tangerine, mastah wayne
>>214409097https://youtu.be/rX0F3kY3uxU?si=tXMXC61GeTRmW5Z8
>>214409097Hallo my names James Bond
secondhand lions was a good movie and I don't get why no one ever mentions it any more
do not gow gentel, into dat gudnite, owd ayge shud bernandrage, at close of dairayge. rayge. against da doiying. of da loighthttps://youtu.be/swpHQjgsYfM?t=16722
Hello I'm Michael Caine's wife, my husband has sadly passed away yesterday after a cocaine overdose
I will not bury another Batman, Mastah Wayne - not many people know that.
WHEN HE GETS LOUD HE GETS VERY LOUD INDEED
>>214409307Back to the grave, you ghoul.
Why do we fall?So we can learn to pick ourselves up.Batman Begin
>>214409439top kek
>>214409097pull my finger
>>214409097>We burned down the forestWTF? Is this standard special op tactic when dealing with third world thieves?Mind you, during colonial times, most of Burma was forested, and it contains a rare biodiversity, with about 80 endemic species. Setting aside the danger of setting such a large forested area on fire, which due to the abundant greenery can easily spread to other areas uncontrollably, there's still the likely possibility that Alfred's crew had literally genocided a bunch of rare species to the point of extinction, all in order to catch some thief. Not even tangerine sized rubies justify that.
>>214409678The history of British colonization has not been one of ecologically sound decisions.
>some men just want to say the n word
>>214409097>Arry-Bwown
>>214409854Not many people know that.
>>214409097If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,Or being hated, don’t give way to hating, And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:If you can dream—and not make dreams your master; If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss;If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much;If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it, And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
>>214409854He was a korean war vet who face Chinese human wave charges. The man is no war monger or imperialist and never was. He hates war and justly so for its never the men that talk themselves up who end up in the shit but young men who don;t want to be there,>>214409854Zulu is quite a bitter tribute to imperial glories, watch it again.
>>214409097Yeu wea only sapposed tah blow da bloody dows daoun!
>>214410062You failed to maintain your weapon son.>>214409678try too late the hero.
Detriments you call us? Detriments?Detriments like us built this bloodyempire and the izzat of the raj!
>>214409678It's a movie.
>>214409097Bane is the scariest man I've ever seen.
>>214410603And Peachy come homein about a year......and the mountains they triedto fall on old Peachy......but he was quite safebecause Daniel walked before him.And Daniel never let goof Peachy's hand.And Peachy never let goof Daniel's head.
I’m only going to say this once... I can be very cruel. I’m going to ask you questions, you’re going to answer them. You follow a question with a question? You get burned like this.
>>214410640Based and absolute kino-pilled
I never asked those idiotsto send me out here.But if I ever get back, it'll be:"Well done, Hearne."Jolly good show."Now you can piss off home..."back to whatever dirty little holeyou came from."And what are theygonna do for you, Lieutenant?Make you the bloody President?No.
No, you don't see what I'm driving at. You're telling me you're the professional, I'm the amateur. No. What I mean is... I mean, I wish right now... ...I were a damned ranker, like Hook or Hitch.
>>214410415https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqOgyNfHl1U>>214410503https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkvQZSpl6Io
>>214410881>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqOgyNfHl1Usorry shit version some millenial has fucked withtry thisGood versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhLxh0YgxRYMichael Caine is one of the few celebrities I have time for and I would actually like to talk to even though we would probably fucking hate each other
She shat on a turtle!
>>214409678>WTF? Is this standard special op tactic when dealing with third world thieves?This may come as a shock to you, but there was a time when the british really gave no fucks about decency to the third world. Real recent too, like not even 100 years ago.
My Indian wife has big titties.
Master Wayne, when you was a little boy your fathar and mother wished for me to put their turds inside of my mouth
>>214409097>Wot about der legs Mr Wayne, they don't need those
A long time ago, I saw a ruby playing a child the soize ahv a tangerine
>>214411675SO TRVE SAAAAAAARS
>>214412206No time for jeets but the British Empire was a fucking nightmare zone. Go read the manual for punitive expeditions. A satanic farce.
>>214409097YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF
>>214413066fuck 'em. civilisation must be advanced either way
>>214409106/thread
>>214413112The british empire was the advancement of barbarity and savagery wherever it went, A criminal enterprise fundmentally based on theft and fraud that cost a billion lives in massacres and slavery, famine and war. You can't even maintain civilisation in Britian let alone anywhere else and in the end all it did was flood the UK with brpown retards who were told fairytales about England being the new jerusalem..
>>214411762you fuck goblins and want us to care in a thread about a great actor?
>There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and niggers
>>214410415Not a fucking chance that Caine is based enough to recite Kipling. That faggot would complain about how Rudyard was pro-colonization and a racist that wasn't even that good at poetry and probably had a small dick and hated women.
>>214413470>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhLxh0YgxRY
>>214413470>That faggot would complain about how Rudyard was pro-colonization and a racist that wasn't even that good at poetry and probably had a small dick and hated women.>>214410881>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkvQZSpl6Iohe knows more than you kid his blood your bullshit
>>214413646>>214413675I stand corrected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL576EFJF4M
>>214413470Kiplings only son enlisted as an officer in WW1. His body was never found but some people think it may be bureed under another name at a grave identified in 1922 "His parents searched vainly for him in field hospitals and interviewed comrades to try to identify what had happened. A notice was published in The Times on 7 October 1915 confirming the known facts that he was "wounded and missing".The death of John inspired Rudyard Kipling to become involved with the Commonwealth War Graves Commission and write a wartime history of the Irish Guards He also wrote as an epitaph “If any question why we died, / Tell them, because our fathers lied.”"Educate yourself.
>>214413470https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-35321716#:read
>>214414670> name at a grave identified in 1992typo fixed
>>214413322Michael Caine's wife is Indian.
>>214414670Nigger, Kipling's autobiography is one of my favorite books. He was a genius and truly believed that superiors had a moral obligation to help inferiors and he saw colonization as an extension of that. He had significant respect for Indians due to being raised and spending his formative adult years there but he was also extremely nationalistic and loved Britain. He called out hypocritical lefty fags (pic related) who were doing the exact shit then as they are doing today.He is currently 'controversial' among academia because people think of colonialism only as exploitation and don't understand his noblesse oblige perspective.Kipling had issues with middle manager types which explains his dislike of the higher ups in the military but participated in armed conflicts and was great friends with soldiers. He respected the need for war and viewed soldiers as heroes.
>>214409097NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW THAT
>>214411675kinda like indians now
>>214409678Alfred was obviously a mercenary. He and his pals probably did a whole bunch of crazy shit.
fooken burma m8tangerines
>>214413066>>214413234How is that any different to how those places were running before they showed up?
