>casually talks about grooming a 12 year old fan on late night tvThe absolute state of Michael Douglas
>>214409686Wish it was me
>>214409697same
>>214409686>so I said I'd sign it if he tributes it and DMs me a picture
>>214409697Nah, that's me.
her vagina gives u cancer tho
>bro ate that pussy and died of cancernot worth imot. has eaten pussy and still alive, cancer free
>>214409697>>214409715>>214410135Why would a 12 year old boy want your autograph, anon?
>>214410197Don't celebrate yet. PEI (pussy eating immunity) is significantly reduced in those who have been vaxed. In some cases, retroactively giving you throat cancer from all the loose goose you ate.
>>214410297what if I had J&J? is it over
>>214410169>what’s for lunch today>welsh rarebit>cough
>>214410197>still alive, cancer freethat you know of
>>214410169For the chance...
>>214410197All that gay butt fucking is going to give you ass cancer, anon. Ask Black Panther.
>>214410335Hey, it's gay actor Michael Douglas.
>>214409686whats the issue once you go through puberty your a man/woman
>>214410323>is it over
>>214410323unvaxxed here im gonna eat vaxxed pussy and unvax them with my big cock bros
>>214409780of course
>>214409686At least post the whole quote>I was practising, and this really cute 12-year-old boy came up and asking for my autograph, and it was like really cute, and then I went ‘Haha. When I’m 70 this cute little boy will be like 33.
>>214410577Sounds like she's hurtin for a squirtin from that lil guy
>>214410601In another life, Catherine Zeta Jones was a Middle School Teacher in Ohio iykyk
>>214410169she has STDs right? like Pamela Anderson
>>214409686>grooming a fani watched this after some idiotic outrage article that quoted reddit posters about how 'creepy' this was. i've heard people say far worse than this and not receive any backlash. i've described kids and babies as cute before as have just about every adult i've ever listened to. is this now unacceptable? or is it one of those zoomer things where literally every interaction is incorrectly interpreted as having sexual overtones even though zoomers are sexless freaks?
>>214414386If we are talking about what's better, a carnotaurus or a baryonyx, and you say "I saw this very, very cute, beautiful 12 years old girl last week, when I went shopping. But the baryonix's head is more aerodynamic!"This wasn't incorrectly interpreted, it was a straight comment in promptu on camera
>>214414507was this intended to do something other than make you look like a pedo who's bad at hiding it?
>>214409686Practicing what ?
>"I'll tell you Jonathan, it was the hardest role of my life">"I had to pretend to be a 12-year-old boy!"
