Explain the plot of EVA>inb4 /a/You've spent a month talking about the ugliest Korean Netflix Anime Slop I've seen in my life. This isn't too hard.
>>214409798>Explain the plot of EVAa group of either emotionally broken or extremely autistic people FUCK UP and DOOM humanity no go get your fucking shinebox and go back to >>>/a/
>>214409878You tv watching piece of shit
>>214409798Aliens are attacking earth, there's an organisation that accidentally found some alien bodies they were able to reanimate and man as weapons, they are tasked with defending earth from the aliens. Coincidentally the head of this organisation wants to use the alien technology to unite all human souls into one so there is no suffering, because he's still upset about his dead wife. His son is the only human who can pilot the most important alien and the whole plot is an expression and examination of his emotional issues.
>>214409798World is threatened by giant fanastical beings who can only be defeated by large fanastical machines by a well funded Japanese organization. The beings are attempting to gain access to a particular spot within the base, and they defend against it. Throughout the series, we see the foils and follies of the pilots of these units.
>>214409798>Explain the plot of EVASecret cabal of jews who control everything believe that humanity is doomed because of their individuality so use alien space magic to merge humanity into a single consciousness. Use giant human clone mechs piloted by children to prevent the world from being destroyed by aliens before they manage to do this.
>>214409878Based and battspilled.
https://youtu.be/Doh2LzWkxFU
Its about impotence
>>214409798>anime with giant robotsIS.. IS THAT A MEGAZORD?! ON /tv/!?
>>214409798The world is controlled by the Illuminati, but rather than control the people they want to crawl into the metaphorical womb of the earth mother and want everyone else to be vored into her too. Oh, and there is a pilot but he is a fag because he doesn't hit on best girl Misato, the only functional character in the story
We are descendants of an alien race and the back up plan is seeking to destroy us.
>>214409798
>>214409798an emotionally damaged young boy tries to reconnect with his father and figure himself out while the illuminati plot to return humanity to the cosmic womb
>>214409878thats the story not the plot dumbass. the plot is a loser faggot is recruited by his dad to fight angels in a some stupid mech bullshit and then he jizzes on some annoying cunt and gets congratulations because the animation budget ran out
>>214409798Go back to /a/
>>214411796the cumming on the girl takes place after the congratulations thing, doesn't it?
>>214412002no congratulations happens during instrumentality and shinji goes to the hospital before that
>>214409798>Explain the plot of EVA
>>214411705That's pretty funny.
>>214411244Best girl Hikari
>>214409798>You've spent a month talking about the ugliest Korean Netflix Anime SlopAnon those are shills.
SPACE MONSTERS OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS ATTACK A POST-APOCALYPTIC EARTH.a leading government defense organization creates state of the art giant robots to fight themTHEY GET SPECIAL KIDS TO PILOT THE GIANT ROBOTS TO FIGHT AGAINST THE ALIENSthis terrible decision spirals into a series of increasingly worse onesAND THEN THE DOUBLE APOCALYPSE HAPPENS AND IT'S A PHILOSOPHICAL CONCEPT ACTUALLY SO ITS NOT REALLY THE APOCALYPSE
You know how Skyrim is a game about dragons but not really?EVA is a show about mechs fighting kaiju but not really.
asuka
Go outside and stop watching anime and talk to people. I’m not insulting you that’s simply the actual plot
>>214409798kdh is much better than this slop, evangelion's simple story drags on for too long
>>214412971>character driven story takes time to develop its charactersAww
>>214413106lol all that time is wasted, don't fool yourself
he's literally me
>>214409798An ancient race of godlike beings begin seeding the universe with life using beings called "Angels". It's unknown how many there are, but at least two of these seed Angels we know for sure exist: Adam, and Lilith. There are only supposed to be one of these Angels on a planet due to the risk of them fusing into a singular god, and causing cataclysmic destruction. As a safeguard, each Angel is equipped with a spear that causes an Angel to shut down until such a time as the spear were ever removed. Adam arrived on Earth first, hence he became known as the "First Angel", and began seeding the planet with his offspring, known collectively as Angels as well. Adam and his offspring are unique from Lilith's offspring in that they are embued with the "Fruit of Life", which gives them eternal life and an unlimited supply of power, but the trade off is that they are alone, each existing as a race unto itself. Later, in a disastrous mistake, Lilith also arrives on Earth with a mission to seed her own form of life there. Her spacefaring vessel appears in the form of a moon, and impacted in Japan. That event is what's known as "First Impact". In the event of Adam and Lilith meeting, the spears are set to disable one or the other in order to prevent their fusing, as mentioned. Lilith's was damaged in the impact, but Adam's pierced him, leaving him and his offspring in suspended animation, and Lilith free to begin seeding her form of life, which ultimately became humanity. The twist is that humanity is actually an angel as well, but instead of a singular being, we're more of a supercolony being, our forms kept separate from one another due to our AT Fields, which give us form. Skip ahead millions of years, and humanity secretly discovers the remains of Adam and Lilith, as well as the Dead Sea Scrolls, which for simplicity's sake is instructions on how to unite humanity into a god.
>>214412002no idea, i only watched the tv show ages ago and it sucked ass
>kids get forced to pilot robots to kill aliens trying to destroy and rebuild the world and succeed and the MC's Mom just smiles and made it happenAlso a 20 something year old cake kisses a 14 year old boy.
>>214413863i'd eat misato's cake if you catch my drift
>>214409798Evangelion is about a group's race to achieve a biological singularity while one man competes to achieve his own, alternate version of a biological singularity where he gets to be specialthere's giant robots - i mean biomechanical humanoids - and giant monsters too. Also there's some 14 year old tits too.
New rule. Explain Evangelion as Karl Pilkington
Yui is the villain
>>214412812Somewhat true.
>>214409798Metaphor for agoraphobia. The angels represent Shinji's inner demons that he could only manage behind the safety of his avatar, represented by his EVA. The human instrumentality project is a metaphor for sex, which Shinji never gets to have, and the Japanese population crisis. Shinji kills Asuka in the end, a reference to mass shootings by antisocial incels.
>>214409798>ugliest Korean Netflix Anime Slop I've seen in my life.but you did see it
>>214410217Basically the gist expect you forgot to mention the time looping in perpetuity until shinji stops being stupid name grows up
>>214414320just another old hag
Haven't seen it in a long while, but here's what I remember>NERV is an organization that battles attack "Angels" with human controlled robots called "Evangelions">the purpose of NERV and SEELE (the organization that controls NERV) is to defeat all the Angels, then bring about 3rd impact by merging the souls of all humans into Eva Unit 1
What was her fucking issue
>>214417149>counting this nuEva shit
>>214417160If you're angry about the rebuilds you need them the most
>>214417172>If you're angry about the rebuilds you need them the mostThey were dumb retellings that added nothing to the original lore and just inserted more le waifu characters for retards like you.
>>214417193Have sex incel
>>214417214The rebuilds were made for incels, and you like them, so who's the incel now, retard?
Holy melty
>>214409798Horny teenage boy is forced to insert himself into his mother while his dad watches and sips orange juice.
>>214417172If you're a mindless consumer that didn't understand what NGE was saying then the ReBuilds are for you. You're meant to stop watching anime, retard.
Rebuilds r pretty gud2 and 4 in particular are fantastic
