>It never got better than that night! That was supposed to be the beginning of my life! All that promise and fucking optimism! That feeling that we could take on the whole universe! It was a big lie! Nothing happened!Do people walk around really carrying all this regret?
>>214410163probably just ugly people also simon pegg fucking sucks and all these films are slop for midwits
>>214410163walk around with, no unless theyre an artist that used it for somethingbut this is a character having an epiphany moment
>>214410972Shaun of the Dead is comfy and Hot Fuzz is genuinely really good. World's End is midlife crisis slop.
>>214411109wrongthey're all poorly written snarky yappy bullshit for faggots who're tricked into think british accents = some higher form of art
>>214410163>Do people walk around really carrying all this regret?No the pasts fades. It becomes a blur like trying to remember something from when you wree a small child. I know I've seen terribe things in war and killed people but the memories are gone. I regret nothing becaus ethe person who did those things is long gone and only I am still here.
>>214411136yes but have you tried taking a shower this decade?
>>214410163He’s a mentally ill alcoholic who hates what his life has become, so in his case, yeah
>>214411186sound like you just have a terrible memory you melodramatic dork
>>214411234I'm in my 60s and I'm sorry if my truth offended you.
>>214411222>says the guy who enjoys watch a skinny ugly guy and a fat retard on screen being mediocre losers for hours at a time>>214411249its not offensive you just suck at writing and are clearly a moodty dork
>>214411249Those zipperhead had it coming old-timer
>>214411254I'll bet you're a coward in person, you homosexuals always are.
>>214410163I'm going to die of shame in my 40's, the doctors doing my autopsy will be baffled by a lack of cod. It will look like natural causes of old age. When you see the headline >40 yr old male seemingly dies of old age baffling doctorsThink of me anons
>>214411223what a loser
This and Shaun of the Dead are reddit slop but Hot Fuzz is a 9/10.
>>214410163I saw this movie alone on the theater after my friend stood me up. This scene hit me hard that night.
>>214411268Wrong war.
>>214411295jfc dude cheer up
>>214411313Very happy thank you.
>>214411249Jesus I guess you can truly never leave this placeygwhvw
>>214411318you write like a whiney psychopath then
>>214411295Slope, mb grampsHave a good day
>>214411275Yeah, that’s kind of the point. He has a pathetic life
>>214411313That's a lie. For the first time in decades I had a bizzare dream about it all. I was with some animals dogs and some bears and others and we were being shelled and my job was to get the out safe and they were all tame. There were two bears a young one and an old one and we were going accross a street and the older one got confused and stopped in the middle of the street and a mortar hit and blew it apart. That's all I can remember of it. Aside from that life is good.
>>214411381sounds like a laugh a minute riot
>>214410163I went to see this in theatres with a few highschool friends, a couple years after school ended. Thinking it would be like hot fuzz. Quite an awkward experience because I recommended it. Especially because I was the only one without a gf or job and I drank a lot. It was like the main character was just trying to embarass me. It's been 10 plus years and I still haven't had a gf or job, but I quit drinking.
Must be terrible being really cool and well liked as a teenager, and then having to endure only being slightly cool and well liked as an adult. Gosh...
>>214411455ironically that never happens, cool people will alway remain cool
>>214411285If you are in the wrong vibe it can have an ill effect.
>>214411249real talk: how does that even happen?You were like 40 when 4chan started. How do you even get here?
>>214411445
Was gonna make a sadpost, typed up a paragraph but deleted it because of futility"suffer in silence"
>>214411254Post your bodyPost your income taxPost your girlfriends nudesNot a single one of these three will be impressive outside of how fat both her and you are
Life does slow down a lot of after high school. If your entire identity was having fun with your buddies then you might resent how you can rarely hang out and it's no longer about going on adventures and getting crazy, you just sit around and talk while drinking beer.
>>214411629everyone must stand alone
>>214411547Why didn't Tim help Grant get the shotgun?
>>214411682>Life does slow down a lot of after high schoolthat's only true if you're a timid coward
>>214410163>Do people walk around really carrying all this regret?oh sweaty....you have no idea
>>214412009Normies don't even know what they're regretful about. Their lives are great.
>>214410163yes. im only 31 and relate to him too much.
>>214411629>"suffer in silence"wronggo watch the movie end of tour
>>214411136>t. seething AmerishartilardistaniStay mad that the highest peak of your "comedy" was Steven Carrell while even the people our Empire brutalised for centuries still regard us as the funniest motherfuckers ever to exist.
>>214410163I remember when this came out and I was the only one I knew who didn't like it. It honestly felt like people were just pretending to like it because they felt had to.
>>214411136They're not really snarky or yappy. They're simple character dramas, with some good gags and genre parodies thrown in.It's no one else's fault Americans have this weird complex about British comedy where they assume it's intellectual, and then either love or hate it, purely based on this assumption.
to the people who understand Gary, it's the best of the Cornetto films. To those that don't understand, they HATE it and just call it a "bodysnatchers" knockoff. they fail to realize that the antithesis of Gary was becoming a "normie" like everyone else
>>214410163Is this your first time to this board? Just read through some of these threads, andd you'll have your answer.
>>214412470Bits of it are good, but it's the weak entry in the trilogy, for sure.It's not a clever sci-fi parody. that whole part of the movie feels bolted on.Zombie movie where the local bums decide to go to the pub and wait it out, and high octane buddy cop movie in a quiet English village, are both funny on the conceptual level. The World's End is "what if you had a mid-life crisis, and it were Day of the Body Snatchers". There's no through line there.
