why was Snake so mean to his students?
>>214410627He literally wasn't, he was only mean to troublemakers, do you even remember a single time Snape being mean to Hermione?
>>214410670>put your hand down you silly girl
>>214410698She probably got wet from that so it was ok
>>214410670>Hermoine answers question correctly>Snape takes points away from her home for being a 'smartass'
>>214410670he called her an insufferable bitch or soemthing like that
>>214410670When he made her do sexual favors for house points that was kind of mean
>>214410726>>214410728This is it actually troublemaker behavior, if she just answers all the questions then she gives no chance for others to step in so it was the right move from Snape to tell her that
>>214410627British boarding schools are a literary genre unto themselves, and JK Rowling was drawing on that long tradition when she wrote the book series.
>>214410627He was way, way nicer in the movies than the books.
>>214410627He was mean to all non Slytherin students for no other reason than I had it bad at school so every else should too, life isnt fairy is what Harrys dad thought him so he decided to teach that to his students
>>214410670When her teeth get fucked up and he says "I don't see any difference" haha what a prankster
>>214410670bro did you even watch the movies or read the books?he trashes her all the time for being a know it all
>>214410772What are the best boarding school kinos? I've only seen Picnic at Hanging Rock, Dead Poets Society and The Childrens Hour.
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>>214410698>>214410728In Snape's defence, she was a silly girl and an insufferable bitch.
>>214410627He's the potion master, he's probably seen a ton of shit like kids fucking around and messing up recipes causing all kinds of body horror.
snape was a simp for Harry's mom
>why was Snake so mean to his students?
>>214410627Snape only works as a teacher because Dumbledore forces him to. Dumbledore forces him to because it's a good cover. He teaches potions because he's an honest to God genius at them. He wishes he taught DADA because he enjoys fucking around with the dark arts more than potions
>>214410627He was just kind of a grouchy dude. Probably had low estrogen. Happens to obsessive autists that forget to eat.
>>214410627He was a simp
>>214413408>>214413882Not everyone can be a Chad. His memory lives on through Chad's son.
>>214410627He did not, but if he did he was justified
>>214410627>SnakeHis name is Sneed
>>214410627If any teacher touched me I'd tell my principal, council, and parents that they tried to molest me and inappropriately touched my body. As time goes the story gets much more elaborate and sexual. It would be like The Hunt with Mads Mikklesen but with a grown boy instead of little girl. Eventually the story would get really gay and how I became his little butt slut. Other dad's would think there's some really gay shit happening at that school. They see me and think I'm gonna seduce them and wanna fuck my tight little ass. The teachers think I'm a freak like I'm some little child prostitute. I'd hinder my own reputation in the process just to fuck with the teacher. But that's how I roll.
>>214411012>>214410728>>214410726invalid, she talks out of line constantly and actually unironically acts like a know it all, it's not an isult if she is one>>214410992Actually valid one. But If I'm tasked with defending Snape, that's actually the only one banter and it's to score her stealing the snake skin. With that, they are even, and it never happened again.
>>214414567I bet that in you quest to really troll the dude, you would even take dick in the ass ironically just to stay in character
>>214410728If she wasn't hot you would agree with him
>>214410756Then dont call on herThey do raise their handsIf hes upset shes answering the questions its his fault for letting her
>>214415389He wanted to teach her how to not be a dweeb.
>>214410627>and the bad guy's name? Slytherin Snake!
>>214410712Unff fuck that's so hot I'm stroking
>>214410698>>214410726>>214410728>>214410992He's an anti-dentite.She came from a family of dentists. Also the homo principal wouldn't give him his dream job of teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts, so that he could actually teach the students how to defend themselves against the Second Coming with spells other than expelliarmus.>>214415714The Brits love a good scolding. There's tons of british softcore porn about spanking naughty schoolgirls.
>>214410670Hermione needed a good rape sesh + obliviate
>>214410627Snake was always an evil man. He was totally onboard with Voldemort until it had consequences for him. He was never redeemed.And he knew he could never be fired because Dumbledore wanted him close.So he fucked with the students as much as he could get away with.
>>214410627Socioeconomic factors
>>214410627>I'LL FUCK YOU UP NIGGA
>>214410627Because as JK Rowling revealed, Snape was a black man, salty because all white women categorically reject him. He hates white people.
>>214410756the other students are hogwarts were basically mouth breathers. their fault for being stupid and not knowing the answers
>>214416223wtf is thatsniggerus rape?
>>214410627Snake?
>>214410627Cormac MacLaggen is relentlessly handsome.
>>214410627he was a bitter incel
>>214414404>>214410627>Bun's Gun and Run>formerly Snape's
>>214410627He legitimately doesn't like children and isn't a good teacher from a personal interaction perspective. He was in a teaching position because he needed to be for other plot purposes, not because he was best for the job.
>>214410756You can let other kids answer without being an ass to an enthusiastic student. Especially in the cases where hermione was the ONLY one with her hand up. At best if you were going to tell her to stop it you could at least word it in a less aggressive way that made it seem like she was wrong for knowing the answer to begin with.
he was an accurate representation of your average incel >repressed anger>lashing out at people he perceives as "normies">poor hygiene>can't stop thinking about some girl in high school 40 years ago
>>214419115This. Reminder that he is canonically supposed to be hideous. He’s a greasy haired weirdo with a large hook nose.
>>214419070>not because he was best for the job.He was unironically the best potion master in-universe nigger.There's a guy that wrote a dumbledore approved book on potions, used to teach potions...and snapes up-bars every fucking recipeThis is canon
>>214419141best scientist =/= best teacher, anyone who went to college can attest to this. Most of the people I studied under were "legends" in their fields, had hundreds of citations, wrote texbooks etc. Couldn't teach for shit
>>214416223>THE FUCK IS TALKING>AVADA KEDAVRA NIGGA
>>214414727She's not hot in the books
>>214419188she's a sleeper build, Harry notes how hot she is for the school ball when she finally puts in some effort
>>214419204He literally doesn’t recognize her until she comes up to them after the initial dance or some shit. She is just too obsessed with academics to care. Also she fixed her teeth thanks to malfoy.
Harry was such a little bitch naming his son after Snape.
>>214410627He was an edgy cunt who got with Slytherin because he got pranked a bit by the Marauders and because James stole Lily, which happened because he stayed an antisocial loser while James actually improved and became a kind man. The only reason he's still around is because of him being an informant for Dumbledore, if he wasn't that he'd probably be a literal basement dweller moping all day about Lily
>>214410739That was the Genie.
>>214410627he had ptsd from Harry's father and friends bullying him, so he tried to bully students similar to them
>>214410627This is literally just how British humour is
>>214410670>do you even remember a single time Snape being mean to Hermione?uh yes
>>214410627The zest must flow.
>>214419141he can be fantastic at making potions but that doesn't mean he's the best pick for a potions TEACHER, if he was just running a shop or making potions to sell elsewhere it'd be one thing, but his work requires that he interact with children on a daily basis and support their attempts at learning and development, neither of which are things he's really good at or enjoys.
Requesting the copypasta of Dumbledore paralyzing Draco and shitting on him.
>>214410627Sexual frustration.
>>214410627>>214416223>Professor Snape sir, I tried to purchase all the materials required for your Potions Class but I couldn't find "Cough Syrup" in Diagon Alley.
