writes the jokes
>>214411359The Wayans aren’t really my speed but Scary Movie and Scary Movie 2 are classics and consistently make me laugh to this day. I know the third one is the best and it wasn’t the wayans but they kept up the visual gags established by the wayans.
>>214411359Heretic girl’s head gets hit off multiple poles without him noticing while he’s checking his phone, picking up his wallet, looking at something out of the window, he also hits a person in the street who then bounces off the girl’s head
>>214411359They’ll definitely parody Cage’s character killing himself in longlegs. Like he slams his head into the table & the detective starts doing the same thing & they both slam their heads
>>214411359>I Know What You Did Last SummerSo, Scary Movie 1?
>>214411359>a lot of zoomer films>plus, not scary films
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>>214411359>Thanos snaps>Fat Adele becomes skinny Adele
>Not a single timeless horror kino in the new listNo one will remember them in 10 years.
>>214411359No FNAF? Or IT(Pennywise)?
Movie poster will be everyone looking their phones on the cinemaMark my words
>>214411359>Heretic spoof where Hugh Grant's character gets repeatedly interrupted trying to explain his evil plan by the Missionary girls who are so attracted to him they only want to explain what "Soaking" means>Sinners spoof where the Vampires are closeted racist liberals who have to explain away why despite the fact they're vicious monsters would rather not eat the black people inside despite claiming to be allies>Get Out spoof where Asians are put into white teenage bodies so they can pass the SATs>Nope spoof mixed with I Know What You Did Last Summer where alien and his friendgroup crashland on Earth and accidentally eat humans then freak out about space cops so they destroy the evidence by blowing up Earth only to get haunted by one of them wearing the fisherman villain outfit when they're back home from their alien planet and killed off one by one>Longlegs spoof throughout where Satanic dolls try to urge local human police to investigate the string of murders *they're committing* but said police are too caught up trying to keep track of the crimes described above
>>214411359So they're not spoofing Wednesday, Squid Game and Stranger Things?
>>214411359DId I get mandela'd? I thought IKWYDLS was a late 90's movie?
>>214411359"Nope">Flying alien eats Dave Blunts, then Dave eats the alien from the inside out."Get Out">White guy gets his brain put in black guy>Black guy is George Floyd"The Conjuring">Annabelle is delivered to a house. Comes alive>Realize the house belongs to Jared from Subway"Longlegs">Serial killer is named LongBalls, dragging six foot long nut sack everywhere"Final Destination>Long background gag of extra dodging death constantly. Finally killed in final seconds of film when Dave Blunts falls from the sky and crushes him.
>>214411501That's hereditary, not heretic.
>>214411788It recently got a new movie nobody cared for.
>>214411791>Black guy is George Floydthey would never
>>214411788>>214411830It was also already spoofed in Scary Movie 1 iirc
>>214411750>>Heretic spoof where Hugh Grant's character gets repeatedly interrupted trying to explain his evil plan by the Missionary girls who are so attracted to him they only want to explain what "Soaking" meansHOLY KINO
>>214411359i've never seen ANY of those movies they're gonna spoof. and i won't.
>>214411359Never heard of any of those
>>214411359ghostface get ipad
>>214411772Maybe one of those could be considered horror, but none of them are movies.
>>214412123Yeah, but I mean, they were all cultural phenomenons, back when the older movies came out audiences generally consumed the same media while now media consumption is far more fragmented, so chances are a lower percentage of people will understand the references, those three shows are stuff pretty much everyone saw.
>>214411359Do Midsommar. My cringiest friend loves that one
>>214411359ngl i think those movies aren't universally known enough to work for a parody, except for maybe Get Out. The Conjuring or IT or Ari Aster's stuff would all be better choices if they really want to stick to modern movies.also didn't they already do I Know What You Did Last Summer in the first one?
>>214411359What's with all modern media and loving to "spoil" every movie before they're even filmed.
>>214412198>back when the older movies came out audiences generally consumed the same mediaNo, not really.
>>214411395>wayans aren't my speedthese guys were gifts as four as black creators go and you feel the need to say they weren't good when we're so far into a shit era for black comedy
WeaponsBut instead of Gladys, it's Trump
>>214411859yeah it was a very memorable spoof
>>214412338>also didn't they already do I Know What You Did Last Summer in the first one?Maybe they're gonna jokes on remakes and sequels that recycle plots
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Have they ever done a Final Destination scene? Could be kino tbqh
>>214411359>SinnersThe spit scene but she'll take it a step further and start peeing in his mouth or something
>>214411395>I know the third one is the bestshitty meme propelled by zoomers who weren't alive when the movies came out. they got filtered by the wayans so they needed to latch onto the one not made by the wayans
>>214411359Do normies even know what longlegs is?
>>214411359Surprised they aren’t parodying IT or FANF or the Halloween reboot.
>>214413057I grew up with them and 3rd is the best.https://youtu.be/PZI96XLCWyc?si=VVKs-FLNSyI5ib6V
>>214411359the only good movie there is Longlegs
>I know what you did in the summer of ... 2001*record scratch*>bitch that was 30 years ago?!both look at the camera>hhaauuuueeeeghhh?cut to Longlegs lookalike freaking out
>>214411359Aren't all these very safe picks? Sounds boring.
>>214411359>Jordan Peele or slasher shitBoring, would've rather seen them parodying slow-burn a24-tier horror.
>>214411395>established by the wayansIt was made by one of the zuckers, they established those sort of jokes. And honestly I like 1 and 2 but so many of the jokes are just parodying commercials. Like the wazzup joke is basically just stealing the joke from the commercials
>>214411359I shan't be watching this slop. WHITE PEOPLE LE BAD for 90 minutes? No thanks, I have terminal negro fatigue.
>>214411852If they cast a White guy in blackface to play Fentanyl Floyd, I might watch it.
>>214412328>MidsommarI looked it up, I was interested until I saw the cast. Why is this guy in a NORDIC pagan cult flick?
>>214411359the main plot should be a reverse Get Out parody about a black family
>>214411359>only spoofing A24slop and not movies people actually watched like ITMore like Faggy Movie
>>214411791Legitimately funny
yeah I’m so excited for another movie from the guy that made A Haunted House. Keenan is the Wayans that had the talent, and some white dude that made shit movies with Marlon is directing this instead
>>214411359how would they handle him?
>>214416758who?
>>214411359>I know what you did last summerIsnt the first one already that with scream. They should have done Until Dawn or Final Destination.
>>214416758bbc strangling his neck while they have limu emu smoking weed
>>214411359>Heretic Hugh Grant becomes fascinated by the Mormon girls’ explanation of soaking.
I think a Terrifier spoof would be funny, where instead of having good practical effects, they're awful practical effects. Like you can see the tip of a ketchup bottle poking in from off-screen to squirt ketchup all over.
>>214417322There will not be anything creative, they haven’t done anything good in years and are just making this on the back of “WHITEY STOLE MY FRANCHISE” when Marlon made a bunch of shitty horror parodies nobody cared about without the branding
>what should we do for a nope scene?>have the ayy fly in to neon genesis music>and then it has diarrhea on a house haha
watching scary movie 2 right now. actually laughed out loud at the scene where she fights the cat>>214416758probably parody the scene where he pulls a gun by escalating it into a gang shootout with other horror movie clowns
Brenda will probably still be good. But Farris was weak in them after she bogged herself. She was so good during 1 & 2.
>>214411501kek i can picture it
