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Is there a checklist which I can use to determine if something is "kino" or not?
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She is so incredibly overrated. Her best asset is her mid drift. She looks so haggardly in that pic.

There are dozens of Jewesses prettier than her. Even actress ones.
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>>214412588
*snap*
Oy vey, this one's going in my dumb goy compilation
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What's her end-game strategy ?
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>>214412555
>has John Wayne in it
Kino
>no John Wayne
slop
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>>214412660
Adopting me
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>>214412588
Literally shut the fuck up retard
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>>214412649
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>>214412728
Simps be gone.
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>>214412555
This is what Anne Frank would look like if she grew up and also had a lot of plastic surgery
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>>214412742
Did you know that Natalie played Annie?
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>>214412742
What she'd look like if she was uggo, yes. Anne was actually pretty.
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>>214412588
My little brother and I were talking about Jew babes the other day and he still loves Portman. Oh shit! Should I send him the Extended Cut of "Leon The Professional"?

Or would he think I'm a pedo? Honest replies only plz.
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>>214412760
Doesn't even look like her a little bit.
>>214412762
>he still loves Portman
Sorry to hear.
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>>214412761
Anne looked like a 70 year old Jewish lady when she was 10
Natalie meanwhile is one of the most beautiful women of all time
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>>214412816
You have a very loose definition of "most beautiful woman". She is the typical Israeli mischling, absolute bottom of the barrel in looks. Your comment on Anne doesn't deserve a rebuttal it was so dumb.
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>>214412862
>typical Israeli mischling,
She is 100% Ask-A-Nazi
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>>214412555
Just do the smartphone test.

If you don't have the urge to look at your smartphone during the movie it's kino.
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>>214412555
The word has lost all meaning. Now it's just anything subversive/pretentious that an anon likes.
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>>214412762
>would he think I'm a pedo?
If you introduce him to the Pedo Version yeah
Keep that box closed
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>>214412555
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>>214412943
Bro, her parents and grandparents come from Europe. Do you think Jews naturally look like that? lol
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>>214413229
She looks like a Lebanese woman
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She fucks niggers
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She fucks young boys
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She fucks Moby.
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If it fails the Bechdel test maybe.
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>>214412943
She shouldn't walk around like this.
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>>214413692
Agreed, she should walk around naked
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I got a question /tv/. How did the media find out that Natalie Portman's husband (ex) was cheating on her?

Is it crazy to think she herself leaked that to the Press to gain sympathy/attention?
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>>214412555
What is that expression trying to convey?
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>>214412760
>Natalie
It's Hershlag
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>>214413899
imagine punching her really, really hard in the boob
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>>214413949
She'd probably just laugh. And grab your cock to intimidate you back.
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Someone post it.
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I love neta-lee
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>>214412588
>Her best asset is her mid drift
How can her drift be her best asset if it's mid? Any celebs with better drift? Pic: can't find the damn webm so here's the original source.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZkJ6o-rRyQ
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>>214412555
holy shit, you are a fucking retard
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>>214412555
non-diverse cast + good movie = kino
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>>214412722
Nice. Downloaded. Will post it everywhere.
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>>214412588
>incredibly overrated
NOBODY gives a shit about this chick except the Jew (((Hollywood))) schleps that keep tossing her bones to make shitty films.
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>>214412943
I reject this hypothesis. She's too cute to be 100% j**. There has to be a lot of Aryan blood in her veins.
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>>214416421
Found it.
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>>214412708
John Wayne was a fag
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No,
it's computationally irreducible, meaning there's no way to define kino other than itself.

More specifically, the range of what could be called kino spans visual media bearing no similarity to each other at all, all they have in common is a shared linkage to the core of kino. What that is is impossible to say without kino itself being an example of it.
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>>214418341
imagine slapping her really really hard
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>>214415433
her name is natalie
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I want to slurp on her unwashed asshole
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>>214420070
You know she doesn't wipe, right?
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>>214420250
that just makes me pump my uncut goy dick harder for her
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She found this thread
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>>214420320
Why do women look at me like this when I ask for feet pics?
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>>214412555
yes it should have around 7 rating on imdb
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>>214420296
I want to give big loads to her smol butt
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>>214412555
It's a matter of feel, not something you can find on some list. It's something that makes you stand up from your seat, raise your hands and yell "KINO!" at the screen, following by 17 minutes of applause.
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>>214412555
No. A list would just turn you into a yourtube/reddit movie critic and give you zero insight on why stuff is one way or the other.
Watch older movies
Read older books
Study how and especially WHY they were like that
Develope your critical skill
At a certain point you will get it, you will build your scientific method tp understand it, or won't.
Thinking critical is not for everyone, like advanced math
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>>214412588
>mid drift.
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>>214420420
Do people really check/follow IMDB ratings? All the years I've used that site, I've never checked a rating once.



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