what would Elaine be like if Seinfeld was made today?
black
>>214414525qveen
>>214414492Just as insufferable as she was back then.
>>214414492>jewish woman in new york of wealth and means single in new york citynothing would change.elain get tinder, maybe
>>214414492somehow she'd get metoo'dgeorge would be afraid to be metoo'd but everyone would laugh at the possibility and would try to get metoo'd to prove them wrong
>>214414492In-fucking-tolerable like women are today
elain get ipods
>>214414614Elaine isn't Jewish
>>214414826elaine get lovense
>>214414492A roastie who's just as insufferable as the rest of her pals. AKA what she was in the original show
>>214414492It wouldn't be made today.
>>214414942Hurrrr durrrrr I'm too smart for the greatest comedy of all time
>>214414492She would actually be hispanic and her boyfriend would actually be black.
>>214414982I never said Seinfeld is good or bad retard. The show itself makes it clear that Jerry and his pals are all horrible, intolerable assholes and is in general a parody of the NYC lifestyle
>>214414492This bitch ruined the show. The character was forced by the producer to give a roll to the girl he was fucking.
>>214414492Elaine go on hinge date and then get famous for making tiktok video making fun of hinge date
>>214414611>>214414738>>214414942>>214415022>>214414990 fpbp
>>214415014You're a fucking retard on top of it kek hurrrr durrrr
>>214414982>Seinfeld >greatest comedy of all timeIt's literally the big bang theory of the 90s, dummy
>>214415050That's Frasier.
>>214414492a shallow, vapid, condescending whore
>>214415050Wow this thread is just full of retards. Seinfeld is by far the greatest comedy of all time.
>>214415047t. faggot who hasn't seen the final episode where they all end up in jail due to even Johnny Cochran not being able to defend them from all the people they screwed over throughout the show
>>214415076It's not even full yet, and you're one of them. :)
i matched with a girl named elaine on facebook dating and shes cute and an architect. wish me luck
>>214415082Hurrrr durrrr Jackie Chiles was never portrayed as a good lawyer. Seinfeld is great, characters are all likeable and relatable, you're a fucking retard just keep digging hurr durrrr
ELAINE I WAS BROWSING REDDIT AND SAW YOU THIRST TRAPPING MEN WITH A LINK TO YOUR ONLYFANS ACCOUNT. WE DO NOT TOLERATE SUCH DEGENERATE BEHAVIOR HERE AT THE CATALOG. CLEAN OUT YOUR DESK AND GET THE FUCK OUT!
>>214415076>full of retards.Obviously. It's a Seinfeld thread. Their fanboys are dumb as fuck
>>214415102The ocean called they're running out of dipshits like you
Elaine get gangbang
>>214415151If that's what you keep telling yourself, buddy.
>>214415132Ah someone who actually has SEEN the greatest comedy of all time and isnt just filled with hatred because they've never touched a woman. >>214415141Seinfeld is not only the funniest show ever it's also the smartest show ever. You're a fucking faggot and a retard.
>>214414492>George tries twitch streaming since he heard he can make good money out of it>streams barely hits 100 views, most of the chat comments are just there to insult him>Elaine walks in on one of his streams with a revealing cleavage outfit, stream views go up, now he's hitting 1000+>George continually tries to get Elaine on stream with revealing outfits, Elaine loves the attention>Elaine decides to stream on her own plus OnlyFans, she drops George's stream. His views plummet again>Kramer one day joins him and their stream turns into a political and reaction stream, shooting up their views to 10,000>George gets more uncomfortable with Kramer's views and decides to stop streaming>Elaine has a modding problem as her streams are getting 6,000- 10,000 views and chats are uncontrollable>She then asks George to become her moderator, when George turns down because of the low pay (janny rates) she adds in OF tiers>Jerry then asks for George to share her pics but George says no since those are exclusive mod privileges and asks Jerry to sub to her twitch and OF (tier 3)>Kramer's streams are a hit but only for a brief period until he says that AoC is too high on which his stream abruptly gets cut and he's banned for life.
>>214415183Horrible take. None of them are in character at all. Fuck off retard.
She got GAPED, Jerry!
>>214415178>smartest show ever.>a bunch of Jew Yorkers kvetching about every little thing
>>214415285>Thinks green text is a substitute for a response hurrrrr durrrrr
>>214414492nothing would change since shes a jewish woman. kramer would be a black tranny in a wheelchair though
>>214415183>No, David. It's not that I'm ashamed of you. It's just most female streamers don't mention they are dating someone so they can get more viewers>huh?>well men watch female twitch streamers and fantasize they can date the person. If they are dating someone then they get less viewers>So you're lying to your audience>no no no, it's not technically lying, it's just not bringing it up and pretending that I'm single
>>214415050name a dozen phrases or memes the big bang theory entered into mainstream societyhere's the only thing anybody remembers>bazinga
>>214414525That's 2010s Elaine. 2020 Elaine would have crop top and baggy jeans.
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>>214417024>I dunno, Puddy, this 'pegging' thing you call isn't very romantic>well what don't you like about it?>well I don't like having to put on this device that replicates a large penis >ok, what else?>......and the act of....well you know......putting it in your ass and stimulating sex like a man would>I know it looks stupid but it's all the rage nowadays. My buddy told me about it. >well it comes off as a little .......i dunno...... weird.
>>214414492obese black tranny
>>214414492She'd be the main character and every episode would be porn
>>214414527And fat, and gay, and psychic
>>214414887Snacktacular.
>>214415151Yeah, well they jerk store called and they're running out of you!
>I'm not playing against Kramer, Jerry, he's probably a masher!>What? Kramer doesn't mash.>I'm telling you he mashes! I got the whole game planned out and everything right? I know the hadokens, the tatsus, the whole shebang! And then he just comes in with his low tier and he just starts mashing! I know these kinds of people when I see them Jerr!>You're crazy George, you just need to get your punishes in order and you'll be fine even if he was.*Door flies open, Kramer slides in*>So uhh, what are you guys talking about?>We were discussing Street Fighter, but Georgie here thinks you can't play.*George throws up his hands and goes to sit on the couch*>Ya know Jerr, I used to place pretty high at most tournaments I went to. Got the top in Evo and everything back in the day.>Did you now? Are your fundamentals that good?>Oh no, I just mash.
>>2144145252009 was 16 years ago anon. It's time to move on.
>>214414492Elaine get ipad
