So why did Jessi stop appearing on the show? And most importantly, why did Mike hide his love for professional wrestling?
the answer to both questions is exactly the same
>>214418129Either he got her preggo or those creeps on her subreddit started stalking her to her work, or both. Also they can probably ban you for this thread, just a heads up.
>>214418319I've been banned before
>>214418129He saw the cringe that is Spoonys 50,000 posts about wrestling on twitter and said "nah, not me, not neva"
>>214418408Who?
>>214418129She was embarrassed at how fat and ugly they had become. When they met she felt young and hip, a pretty member of an edgy band. He was a tall handsome dude with a passion for filmmaking. After a few short years though the reality set in. Her band was actually shit and going nowhere, and Mike was someone who believed passionately in ghosts and earned a living pandering to pathetic nerds online by whining about children's scifi like it was life or death. She watched back one of the videos, Mike's rampant alcoholism becoming more evident, his neck and jowls expanding like a diseased frog. She didnt recognise herself anymore. "Who is this chubby soccer mom?" She asked herself. Looking jealously at Mike. He could drown the pain away, just a few beers and it felt like 1998 again. It wasn't so easy for her. She resigned herself to her fate. Now she cries quietly in the kitchen when no one is around. She always feels better after a good cry.
>>214418420A fallen hero from a forgotten age.
>>214419105I just need her to sit on my face and fart. I can die happy then.
I miss her, she was hilarious and much needed on the episodes she was on. She was the elyse of funhaus.
>>214418319They can ban you off of fucking 4Chan for talking about that woman? Like on Reddit?!Does that bitch own the entire universe or something?
>>214419695BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAPWHAAAAT
Because 4chan is full of obsessive weirdos. You newfags dont remember how much Jess posting there used to be in these threads. You merely adopting the RLM threads.
>>214418129Jessi stopped appearing cause her and Mike broke up.
>>214420145So what. Reddit had a dedicated board for stalking her.
>>214418129Is this Chapo Trap House?
>>214418129I'll never stop laughing over how much Rich and Jay look better, while Mike looks so much worse.
>>214420188dayum, 2bh
>>214420188Jesse's ass plummeting VERY fast towards me at incredible hihg speed
>>214420188breh
>>214420188made for big wisconsin cock
>>214420188>big Mike "Assmasta" Stoklasa gets to pound those plump plappers every single night
Wrestling is pure cinema. I am not surprised.
Still waiting waiting for their Ick review, it seems up their alley
>Jessi and Mike confirmedHoly shit, does this mean the Jay is gay rumor is true?
What is it with Mike Stoklasa and curvy redheads?
>>214421465RIP
>>214421465he's a straight man.
>>214421465We may never know.
>>214418319>Either he got her preggoconsidering they were at the WWE with a kid about the right age would lend itself to this being the case.
