I'm really fucking tired of dumbass "illogical aliens" movies.>dude let's construct hyperlight travel and move across the galaxy in order to eat humans in barns oh also... WE ONLY RESPOND TO SOUNDS AND/OR WATER KILLS US!!!
this would be me if I had a family that ugly
yes. This is how logical aliens would be:>we came to the monkey planet because we need it for something>*genocides all humans in a day using nanobots or some shit*
Dude fuck off that's like saying that humans would never visit a planet covered with lava that rains lava, and I can name literally 100 reason why
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>>214419186The keanu reeves movie did that okWar of the words as well, both do good trick>appeal to alien emotion>the aliens die on their ownOutsmarting the aliens is not a good thing in sci fi
>>214419124Did you even watch the quiet place movies? The death angels are (almost assuredly) not intelligent. They are just from far off planet where only tank level stats allow you to survive, their planet blew up, they managed to survive on a flying chunk of the planet through the vaccuum of space and then infested earth which is a level 1 starting zone compared to their planet. Your criticism of Signs is valid and recognized though.
>>214419211>the aliens die on their own>we have the technology for interplanetary travel>but we don't have the technology of antibiotics/space suits
>>214419216>their planet blew up, they managed to survive on a flying chunk of the planet through the vaccuum of spacegod i fucking hate john krakinski or whatever his stupid name is, jesus fucking god that's stupid
>>214419227Did you watch the movie? The aliens in war of the worlds were planted on earth millions of years ago.
>>214419216>. They are just from far off planet where only tank level stats allow you to survive, their planet blew up, they managed to survive on a flying chunk of the planet through the vaccuum of spaceYou are a literal fucking moron.
>>214419263ok and?
>>214419264>planet had super high gravity, so they are strong>planet had no light, so they are blind>they were hibrernating when the planet blew upFuck off, it's scifi. Also confirmed, they are not sapient, per jon krasinski
>>214419227WotW only makes sense if set in the 19th century
>>214419311>Fuck off, it's scifi.Taht shit rebuttal wouldn't be acceptable even if it was fantasy. Certainly isn't if it's sci fi.Good stuff makes sense, shit stuff doesn't, period
>>214419311>Fuck off, it's scifi.No it is not. It's slop.
The funniest alien quality I have seen wasn't in an invasion film. The quality was that milk made them drunk off their ass and trip balls.They should do an invasion film like that. All the aliens are cracked out addicts trying to get fresh pure milk for that drug trip.
>>214419366>>214419360ARE YOU FUCKING SAYING THAT IT'S 100% IMPOSSIBLE FOR THERE TO BE SOME EXTREMOPHILE SOMEWHERE IN THE GIANT UNIVERSE THAT CAN'T HIBERNATE OR GO DORMANT TO SURVIVE IN SPACE?
>>214419411The video game high on life is a bit like that. They "smoke" humans because humans make them high. Earth pretty much gets taken over by an "alien cartel"
>>214419414I'm saying you're a fucking moron.
>>214419411Probably one of the better ideas>need biological product so can't just kill everyone>Earth biology isn't on other planets so they have to come here>drugs can explain some retarded behavior and poor decision making>bonus drugs are illegal so the aliens aren't government but off the grid technology resources
>>214419488THEY ARE GIANT WATER BEARS. WATER BEARS LTIERALLY EXIST. FUCK OFF
>>214419414russel's teapot
>>214419268If they were on Earth for million of years they would know about viruses and that they can kill. So they come off as a bunch of idiots. In the original they come from Mars, bring livestock they drain for blood and start to terraform Earth. Just like in the movies sickness kills them in the end, but it can be argued that they have no idea what disease are.
>>214419124Something I thought about the Quiet place if the Aliens attack anything louder than a whisper, wouldn’t they be attacking people that fart while pooping or fart and snore as they sleep? Also while humans know to be quiet, animals don’t. You’re telling me that these aliens would just be violently attacking random birds and insects that make loud noises. Same with the city movie air conditioner units alone makes tons of noise. So would those aliens be taking time to attack 1000 ac units mounted to windows in the city? See how incredibly retarded this idea is?
>>214419561I'm not saying that said creatures DEFINITELY exist, so no burden of proof is needed. I'm just saying is the concept SO unbelievable that you can't even suspend disbelief?
>>214419509>>214419414Lmao kys retard
>>214419509>DUDE MY HECCIN SCIENCE!!! WATER BEARS JUST LIKE BLACK SCIENCE GUY SAID ON STEPHEN COLBERT!!!!
>>214419565>they would know about viruses and that they can kill. So they come off as a bunch of idiotsI don't know, it could be they took tons of precautions but they weren't enough. Maybe they had an alien scifi super drug that they thought would make them immune, but they underestimated the viruses. Maybe they had a scifi shield which was supposed to prevent microorganisms from getting through, but one managed to get through anyways. It's basically just "life finds a way." They figured that they would have to try their best to survive earth viruses but they failed. Just like humans will throw away their lives in the pursuit of something new
>>214419614>I'm just saying is the concept SO unbelievable that you can't even suspend disbelief?Yes. the creature doesn't make sense to a fundamental level.Suspension of disbelief is no a free all card
>>214419681WHY THE FUCK NOT. THERE ARE EXTREMOPHILES LIKE THIS ON EARTH. JUST MICROSCOPIC
>>214419662No it's jsut stupid, like that scene when they remove helmets in Prometheshit.The twist is there because it worked when it was invented
>>214419694Water bears aren't immortal. Nothing on Earth can survive more than a decade in a hibernation state.
>>214419694>THERE ARE DOGS ON EARTH, WHY CAN'T TIME TRAVELLING LASER DOGS BE ON SATURN DANCING DISCO
>>214419739just leave me alone, I like those movies
>>214419735Maybe they were frozen, and then thawed entering earth's atmosphere
>>214419752>it happened in Captain America so it could also happen here
>2025>still the best alien invasion movie ever madebtw in my headcanon, the prawns from District 9 are just the [N WORD] from their own planet that have been sent into space by the > 200 IQ white prawns who were tired of being brutally murdered on the train. Prawn Trump did this.And of course the 110 IQ white humans offered them shelter instead of sending them somewhere else.
>>214419263>The aliens in war of the worlds were planted on earth millions of years ago.No they planned their invasion long ago, not the aliens waited dormant.
>>214419746as long as you don't say they make sense or state that they are good, we are good"I like thing" is always legitimate
>>214419778There were thawed water bears in Captain America or you mean it happened on a NatGeo documentary about extremophiles?
>>214419739Everything except the time travel is well within the realm of possibility, laser dogs were sent to space before people were, so why wouldn't they be sent to other planets first too?
>>214419124Aliens aren’t real. Science fiction is supposed to be social commentary. You watched a monster movie
>>214419867Maybe the movie had social commentary that went over your head.
>>214419807The only thing that doesn't make sense about what you said is time travel because nonsensical paradox is inherent in time travel, but there are still more time travel movies and you seem to think time travel is more plausible than water bears.
aliens would be too smart to reproduce for more than a few thousands of years after becoming really smart (if that) so that's why it's almost impossible we'd really see them
>>214419414>EXTREMOPHILEKill yourself roanoke you christfag
>>214419867Whatever Paco, you are still getting deported no matter how much you try to argue that you don't exist.
>>214419867could be a commentary on internet police arresting you for saying nigger on twitter
>>214419917Yeah or being antisemitic. You have to be quite or palantir will drone you.
>>214419579>wouldn’t they be attacking people that fartwould probably need to add sound proofing to your bed and bath room, but the movies show inconsistencies with how loud of a sound they perceive already>attack random birds & insects that make noisewe see them kill a racoon so this is likely>attack 1000 ac units mounted to windows in the cityi feel like they have enough intelligence to differentiate environmental sounds unless it's something abrupt like the egg timer in the first movie
>>214419888>nonsequitur>goalpost moving>deflection>NO U
>>214419662Again it is still dumb because they have million years to prepare, hell they could prepare themselves in hundreds if they just looked at humans, kidnap a few of them test on them make vaccines and conquer the planet. Since they didn't do that the aliens couldn't monitor the planet, no way to transfer data over distance, which is stupid, or they had to conquer Earth at that exact moment, which is also stupid since the watcher needs to make up an explanation.
>>214419124They're dumb animals. I watched all three movies and they're not even cunning predators they're just mindless, easily outsmarted brutes that smash anything they can hear. They never developed FTL technology fragments of their rogue hellplanet smashed into earth.
>>214419411That's just District 9 with milk instead of cat food.
>>214419579>wait for it to rain>aliens all sperg out from the noise coming from everywhere around them and kill each other/themselves in their confusionProblem solved.
>>214419787Doesn't the movie imply that they're basically just the retard worker caste and the alien higher ups who were driving the ship died off, leaving them to drift through space aimlessly?It's been a while since I've seen it so I can't quite remember.
>>214420097As another anon said they seem to be able to ignore environmental noise or the ones in the first movie would spend all their time pointlessly attacking that waterfall.
>>214420057District 9 came out over 20 years after it zoomzoom
>>214420144So what's stopping me from playing a recording of falling rain really loud to mask any sound I make?
>>214420151Then why say "they should do a film like this" when they did a film like this 40 years ago?????????????????
>>214420136An etymologist at the beginning suggests that but given that Christopher is not physiologically distinct from the dumb prawns it seems to just have been a matter of education. The other prawns were just poor and never went to college.
>>214420179>Then why say "they should do a film like this"I didn't. I said they should do an invasion film like this. That film isn't an invasion film. Garbage reading comprehension little bro.
>>214420203But District 9 is an invasion film. Seems like your comprehension is trash...
>>214420214>But District 9 is an invasion film.not really, the bugs are space refugees
>>214420235The film in the OP is the aliens being literal refugees floating in space after their planet blew up, too.
>>214420253They're not refugees they're stupid animals.
>>214419216>a level 1 starting zone compared to their planet.How is that possible if water kills them and 70% of earth's surface is water?
>>214420175only if you could somehow make it sound like it was coming from every direction, but if you suddenly just start playing loud rain sounds from a speaker they'll probably attack it
>>214420012While you attempting to change the subject from water bears to time travel was definitely nonsequitur goal post moving, I don't seen how it was deflection or turning the tables.
>>214420273Water doesn't kill them they just can't swim because they're so heavy.
>>214419867>You watched a monster movieI didn't, actually. I made fun of a monster movie I didn't watch but knew the bare minimum factoids about, and I was wildly successful at it.
>>214419787>send them into space and to another planet is somehow more efficient than just killing themYour head cannon is retarded and so are you
>>214420287Oh ok. So they're alive under the water then? They don't drown?
>>214419124>>214419216Get some media literacy. The "aliens" in Signs are actually demons and their weakness is holy water blessed by the priest.
>>214419411>>214420151>their race has three biological genders>one of them is literally a bull prepperPrescient
>>214420266das raycis
>>214420322They seem to drown but saying "water kills them" makes it sound like they can't handle getting wet like the Signs aliums. The quite place aliens do just fine in water until it's too deep.
>>214419227>but we don't have the technology of antibiotics/space suitsMaybe they don't have disease on their planet, who fucking knows?
>>214420281>NO Ukek
>>214420426Ok, let me reword it. How did they take over earth when 70% of the planet's surface is impassable terrain for them?
>they are attracted to sound and attack its source>cept environmental sources >you can't also copy/mimic said sources it just wouldnt work!sounds like shite to me
>>214420433that's absurd from an evolutionary standpoint and even if it was the case, how tf do you travel in space without isolating yourself from the outside?
>>21442045870% of the planet's surface is impassable to us, too.
>>214420518>that's absurd from an evolutionary standpointDepends on how they evolved and where they evolved; it's fucking sci-fi. Maybe they are the only living thing on their planet? Maybe they found a way to kill all forms of bacteria and viruses on their planet millennia ago, so they didn't even conceive of it being a thing when it comes to invasion?>how tf do you travel in space without isolating yourself from the outside?We see them exiting the ships and roaming around on their own without a care for biosafety - they probably caught it then.
>>214420608>it's fucking sci-fi.No it is not. It's slop. You watched monster slop and you have the IQ of a 14 year old.
>>214420537We have planes and boats.
>>214419186>*genocides all humans in a day using nanobots or some shit*That seems like a lot of effort honestly. Just chuck a really big rock.
>>214420614Ok senpai, thanks for the intelligent conversation.
>>214420647Sorry anon I just can't lower my intelligence down to your level of monster slop.
>>214420669>I just can't lower my intelligence down to your levelIf you can't dumb it down, then you weren't that smart to begin with.
>>214420633Stop moving goalposts you retard.They are fine on the land.
>>214420458>>214420633They fly don’t they? WW2 showed us planes > boats
>>214420702>80-IQ retards actually believe this
>>214420725I don't remember them ever flying. They just crashed on meteors or something and I guess they were lucky enough that the meteors spread out to every continent or something.>>214420719I never moved the goalposts.
>>214420518okay well FTL travel is absurd in the first place so where do you suspend your disbelief
>>214420768in the context of war of the worlds you don't need FTL, they're martians
>>214420725No, they never fly. Just climb like crazy, can smash through a foot of solid steel, can survive explosions, jump super high, etc. No swimming or flying though
>>214420729>t. someone who likes to think they are smarter than everyone elseIf you can't explain it to a 5-year-old, then you didn't have a very good understanding of the topic to begin with. Also, not a great sign of intelligence is the snap judgments and insults, and inability to hold conversations on hypotheticals, but keep believing what you want to believe, senpai.
>>214420927Oh no, it's one of those sad low-IQ retards that gets frustrated when people use large words around him.
ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLjtofl6Uc8
>>214421017Oh no, it's one of those who think they have to use large words so they can appear smarter than everyone else.
We almost ate the galapagos tortoise to extinction when we found them.
>>214421039Good lord, you live every day like this huh. Just constantly in pain and rage because you aren't as intelligent as the white people around you.
>>214421093>Just constantly in pain and rage because you aren't as intelligent as the white people around youOnly one of us here is desperately trying to prove himself smarter than others, mate. No need to keep projecting. You were the one who replied to my post like a sperg to insult me rather than engage in an honest conversation.
>>214419739Did the dogs travel back in time to find disco or did they somehow travel forward in time from the disco era and get stranded?
>>214420179What a cruel act to commit on those two animals. Pokémon is worse in hindsight.
>>214420434Is that why you accuse people of doing the thing you are doing so that when they call you out, you can just say no u?
>>214419509Water bears exist partially because being tiny as shit makes the whole deal work for them. When it comes to fauna the general rule is that complexity scales with size. An animal being as insanely sturdy as a death angel to the point that they somehow aren’t killed unless they drown or open their face plates while also having a complex physical structure is retarded. I can accept them tanking a bullet, what I can’t accept is them somehow also tanking compression waves from said bullet hitting them as that force generally treats things like physical protection as a minor suggestion. And that’s just factoring in shit like bullets or explosions. The sheer amount of punishment that hurtling from space inside a giant rock that breaks the sound barrier at some point during entry and impacts into the planet should liquify them outright.
>>214419124Space/alien movies are slop for children. Any adult with a brain would take one look at this fantasy trash and move on with their lives.
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>>214420638Yeah chuck a big rock with genestealers or orks inside
>>214419787is prawn trump also a part of an elite prawn pedophile ring?
