HOH: LaurenNoms: Keanu, ashley, willVeto: Morganpreviously on /bb/: >>214417282
First for Morgan turning on Vince
Second for Vince fucking Morgan silly
third for loving lauren
>>214420346On second thought can I change my first to this pls?
he’s gonna bust that block
TRICKY MICKEY
>>214420346he's already emptied the spank bank so no accidents during cuddle sessions
The hobbit is keeping /ourangel/ up late and ruining her beauty sleep. Poor Lauren had her entire HOH break ruined.
tenth for THE CHOICE
goodnight ava and lauren
I don't see him jacking it. Maybe it's just me but he barely gets into it. I'd be moving my body in rhythm making noises or something. Nobody jacks off with 0 passion
That's one of Kelseys hair ties that Vince wears around his wrist. The same wrist that is fist deep inside Morgo once they both get 2 seconds alone away from cameras.
I could fit right between them
>>214420415I mean he knows he's on camera he can't exactly be super obvious, and in the house I think it's just to clear the head rather than feeling necessarily
I'm only a few years younger than Morgo and Vince but they seem much more millenial than me
digging cheese out of his rodent maw
ava ripped ass
Lauren doesn't give a fuck about your mom you farting ape
still not seeing any sexual chemistry between vince and morgan
I wonder what Lauren's farts smell like. Or every HG for that matter. I bet Keanu lays some beefy masterpieces thst are at least somewhat appreciable. Ava's probably reek like week old NYC trash.
stop moving and let lauren get her angel rest
>>214420489Well Vince's gf does so
>>214420509they seem more the petting and crying type idk
>>214420449Yeah but how do you do that and not make any indication or close your eyes or anything?
>>214420517Yeah petting each others genitals and crying precum and cream for one another.
>>214420517they spend 8 hours in the hammock cuddling, morgan wants a ship name and to meet his girlfriend for some reason
>>214420533yeah but i don't see the sexual chemistry. they're more like ninth graders.
>>214420533She's just saying that so the entire roastie internet doesn't turn on her for being a homewrecker. She knows Kelsey is a seething cuckquean.
denied morgan late night schizo
>>214420559They're going to fuck as soon as there is no more threat of cameras. It's over, Kelsey. You are currently going through the stages of grief, it's okay.
why do people leave the water on while brushing? I've never understood that
>>214420612It's so people can't hear you brushing your teeth
vince haunted by some demons rn
Vince praying Morgan doesn’t kill him
Stay strong vince you have God with you
>keanu enters the chat
Either Morgo is an undiagnosed bipolar who is finally entering a depressive state or they gave her something in the DR.
Vince crawled into that bed like he was playing Minesweeper. For once he doesn't have to stay up until 8 am with her lol
>>214420709They likely gave her a sedative
they're both going to act like new people tomorrow actually having gotten some sleep
Morgon just moved.....
>>214420751Her pussy is being magnetically guided to Vince even after being sedated. Get yourself a crazy Morgan gf.
well fuck. what am i supposed to do now i was excited for a big melty.
I don't typically watch the hgs when they sleep but potential kino incoming
>>214420767OH N-
Now I am watching morgon watching vince pretend to be asleep
oh jesus here we go
HE WHISPERED I LOVE YOU TO HER
Now they are talking potential kino incoming. They're just talking about ashley or will votes and that they'll talk tomorrow
>are you mad at me?vince go to bed
>I felt like you got mad at me tonight>or annoyed >there are just certain things that LIGHTS ON
>>214420836they are perfect for each otherthey'll be up till 4am doing this
That other anon saying it's platonic lolYou're right they are 9th graders. Horny ones.
god damn i had the volume at like 150% and got an ad
Production bullying the lovers AGAINfuck off old BB would be all over this encouraging it for the sensationlism
>She voted me out
she really was pretending to be asleep all that time
SHE VOTED ME OUT SHE PUT ME ON HER BLOCK
>>214420873gotta love that crazy morgo
gorgon revving herself up again
Fuck Hagchel, it's these two carrying the season on their shoulders along with Keanu
>>214420873I knew it
YOU PLAYED POOL
she’s fucking nuts and it’s just the same conversation over and over. I’m going to bed. goodnight /bb/.
>>214420918and that's why we enjoy it, night babe
>is it actually hours >I feel like people are exaggerating
Lynchian
>I don't feel safe with them I know they'll choose you over me
>>214420947which is a TOTALLY JUSTIFIED CONCERN but morgo dismisses it
Vince's best move is to dump her and claim go F2 vs. Lauren who all the jurors despise and claim he controlled her game.
>>214420323Does any kind soul have a Gofile?
>>214420969Not me but Yandex is like 2010 Google where you can search Show + watch online and find sites.
>>214420957morgan has never once considered the needs of others in the game, the problem is she's gotten away with it thus far kek I can't be surprised she keeps doing it
>>214420985well duh she's the center of the universe you know
>MUH JUDGESI'd laugh in her face at this pointVincenzo has to be a masochist he loves this shit
She's so lucky Vince is there that she has a simp to do this inner monologing to otherwise she would have been long gone
push back vinceyou know you wanna
>>214421022If the rest of the house knew she was this nuts I mean by that post
Lauren's body and Morgan's mind
Morgan is out of Vince's league but she looks like she'll be in his league soon
jesus christ he's a beat dog
me me me me me me me me
>>214421022Mickey was who she did this with in early weeks. It's why Mickey immediately told Morgan about her power.
>MORGAN telling vince to set boundaries with laurengod she is so schizzy's long lost twin it's crazy
>>214421100I missed the first ~3 weeks of streams until a basedanon posted the Pluto link for non murricans. At least it's better than last season, the first streams I saw was right around the time Angela and Leah left. Anyone who was around after that and Jankie's World knows how fucking dire those were.
would love for vince to win and not put up lauren
If Vince revealed he played Morgan all along and won it would be the most kino season ever. Just look how pained he was before going to the bedroom. The truth is he hates this shit but knows what he is doing.
>she doesn't care about what heppens to me
>>214421054Lauren's mind and Ava's body
>you have to stop assuming things-morgo
>has Lauren ever asked you if you want to go to final two with her? When did she do it? How often does she say it? What do you say?
>there's going to be moments in this game where you'll have to choose and so far you've chosen lauren
she's guilting him hard
IT WAS A 5-4 VOTE. JULIE SAID MY NAME.
I need a Morgo hoh on Thursday
>>214421355Please yes. That would save this so hard. Plus imagine the HOH room talks.
i hope she was laying there all that time pretending to sleep fuckin seething about laurensuffer morgo
>are will and ashley irritated with me?>um, i think it's more like they're irritated FOR me.
grim
>we should sleeplel no escaping her tonight vinny
>we should go to bed soonSo I started growing up at 27...
Morgan’s burned through TWO whole mic packs in this single conversation WILD
He;s over it
What a crazy season having to treat Will like an actual threat.
>am i still your number one>do you still trust me>do you still love me>are you surepathetic omg
DO YOU STILL LOVE ME HE ASKED HER
SO SALTY ABOUT LAUREN
cutherloose
SHE JUST IMPLIED HE IS A PUSHOVER AND THEY WENT SILENT
Vince must get pegged
>can you tell me you love me?>is that what you want to hear?>yes!
CAN YOU TELL ME YOU LOVE ME KELSEYSISTERS IT'S FUCKING OVER FUUUUUUUUUUU-
>>214421912if he wasn't before he sure is after the season
We were here for it.... <3
but morgo, you don't shut the fuck up about game? bitch what are you talking about?
>>214421950morgan rousso can't help herself
the way he rubbed her fingers with his thumb was so god damn intimate
Vince is super needy tn
poor morgo had to wait an hour and a half for vince to talk to keanu so she tells him he must not respect her or her time
rack it up real quick, lauren
>>214421972i really hope he's putting on but damn i'm not so sure
PUT YOUR MIC IN THE LITTLE NOOK VINCE
>>214421987Nah he's completely owned by her now. Don't be surprised if he throws his entire game for this crazy ho. He's dehydrated for dat Morgan pussy.
Lauren is the Glue
LAUREN IS THE GLUE
Say it you like you mean it bitch
He is so done with Kelsey and if we get robbed of an onscreen kiss I'm going to be pissed.
Good morning ladies
pathetic display from vince, as usual
>>214422118He obv jerked it in the shower and then got super clingy and lovey-dovey after. Poor bastard.
he's either willing to give up 750k for this woman or is the greatest weasel to play the game in a long timeno inbetween at this point
It's been an honor gents
Vince deserves the money if this is really all an act. I personally think he’s milking it cause he loves the game of big brother so much. The weasel would sign up for a 200 day season if he could.
>>214422102night hoggo>>214422203night anon
>>214422193>>214422216If this is true he will be up there with evil Dick and that one racist girl for GOATSEEST
>>214422216i would love nothing more than a finale reveal
>>214421838He is the best competitor that is in the season. Did you not hear ava’s rant earlier? The competitions are children’s games so being good at them has nothing to do with your ability as a big brother competitor. Will is a good big brother competitor because he has a family, children, served in the military for 20 years, and has been calm under pressure when on the block all season whereas keanu has been emotional so therefore will is a stronger mental competitor.
>>214422302>no one calls me vince
>>214422302>no one calls me vinnie
>>214422486>>214422625then... w-what's your name?
https://x.com/thecareywo/status/1964826782433259561?s=46&t=sz47eXwSmBIcszX1u051yg
>>214422659They call me hellThey call me StaceyThey call me HerThey call me Jane
>>214422659Lip
>>214422893THAT'S NOT MY NAMETHAT'S NOT MY NAME
>>214423068They call me EggmanThey call me WeaselThey call me CheaterThey call me Rat
Remember when that spic guy thought he could pull Leah last season? Lmao
>>214423256what's so funny about that? sots had great speed and coordination.
>Vince begging Morgan to tell him she loves him last night.Yeah, Vinnys relationship with his girlfriend is over as soon as he leaves the houses. He better hope Morgan's schizo ass doesn't drop him as soon as they're out.
>>214423302That was some shit right there. If it had only happened on old BB we would have got some night vision sexo kino.
>>214423300A beaner like him trying to pull a white girl like Leah is a comedy routine
Sometimes Morgan looks hot and sometimes not
>>214423520When she actually tries (straight hair, lots of moisturizer to look clearer and whiter) she looks great The jew fro doesn't look good
Honest question: Why do any of you all care about this reality tv slop? I honestly see no reason why someone would want to watch this shit.
it’s a good day to love lauren
Vincesisters... We've exposed ourselves...
>>214423302>say it like you mean it>look me in the eyeKELSEYSISTERS....IT'S OVER...
>>214423664It's fun. Why do you doomscroll 4chan or play video games or jack off or collect stamps?>>214423746Begging to get someone as desperate as MORGAN to say she loves him... And then she didn't at first, only after a bunch of game talk and conditions. That shit was weak. Vince shat the bed hard.
Hot take: THE WHITE LOCUST was awesome.Every criticism I've heard about it is missing the forest for the trees. For whatever reason, people who love the fakest, most insufferable contestants won't stfu about MUH SOCIAL GAME, but that's the thing, Rachel's social game *could* have saved her; she wouldn't have even had to play if it was good enough, but she couldn't get out of her own way.So much salt over the unceremonious dismissal of a so-called "legend" when all I see is a dime-a-dozen entitled, narcissistic, self-obsessed white woman who finessed herself. Good riddance, Rachel "The wall is undefeated" Reilly.>>214422302If we've been watching the same show, then I feel like it should be obvious that to Vince, none of these relationships mean anything. Vince will say what he must, become what he must, as needed, in order to win.>>214423302If Vince wins I imagine $750K will make it easy enough for her to forgive the steps he had to take. This is, of course, assuming he doesn't drop her for Morgan.
>>214423745Am I the only one who thinks a woman using the term "red flag" is, ironically enough, a red flag? Same for "ick" I am icked by hoes who talk about their icks. My brain just goes on high alert and assumes she's a bipolar moron who weaponizes therapy talk.
>>214423812>This is, of course, assuming he doesn't drop her for Morgan.if he wins - take the money and leave both them bitches in the dustchoose freedom
Rachel is a mean person. She’s a bully, she didn’t win a single comp this year . She relied on “I won this before” and strong arming people. Not sad to see her go.
>>214422102morning mr cliff
>>214424100You type like a Facebook mom, where's your minion pic?
>>214424100chizecked but you forgot to add she's old and ugly
It's basically old news but I think a huge part of the fanbase being upset about Rachel is this young generation raised on the yas queen girlboss shit seeing a woman they admire fail
>>214424519I think it's just post wall roasties who self insert as rachel desu, and big brother superfans who think veterans of the game are some kind of faggy royalty
Trouble in paradise?
>>214424758>Fighting over a man that cries every 20 minutesVince must got that HOGG on em' to have these ladies like this.
>>214424758bring her to the finale jerry springer style julieLETS GET READY TO CATFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
>>214424758fuck yeah! cat fight! snatch them wigs and shit girlypops
>>214424758no but for real morgo doesn't have any reason for kelesy's name to be coming out of her big mouth AND SHE KNOWS IT
>>214424964will WONT be missing his front row seat to watch this shit
>>214424758let’s get it ON
Has anyone else here auditioned for big brother? I have twice. I'm really thinking about auditioning for next year.
>>214424758
>>214425137Good luck anon, remember the chicken salad with grapes so we know who to root for
>>214425137I would never go on modern BB. I'd love to work on the show but a HG? Never.
>>214425137im applying lets team up and run the house
>>214425212Thanks bro, and you guys would definitely know if it's me on there. I'd make sure of it.>>214425216I feel like I come off as too strong in my audition tapes. I know they're looking for people who want clout after the show. Honestly I just wanna have the experience because I'm a super fan but after all of it I'd just return to my normal life. I always think to myself maybe it's not worth trying because modern BB is totally different.
>>214425382>not knocking out the other anon prejury so they would seethe about you in the threads the rest of the season
>>214425382What's your archetype? I'm an athletic guy so I know I'd be a comp beast.
>>214423812white locust would've been better if they were automatically nommed
>>214425455Not that anon but I'm unfortunately a Scottie/Ronnie/Steve style geek that production would try to shoe horn into either a Keanu geek role due to my stature or a southerner role due to my hometown.
THE FUCKING CAMEO LMAO HOLY SHIT I take back all the bad things I said about production.
>>214425591THEY DIDN'T oh my god
>>214425591Kenney hot dog is the only good thing about this year's comic covers. Most of them are very lazy and have nothing to do with their personalities/events during the season at all.
>>214425572lame
>>214424758Why do you guys fall for this fake shit?Why fuel more hate towards any cast member?
>>214425549I'm a Keanu type. I'm not as big as him but I'm into fitness and I'm also a nerd. /bb/bros here would know it's me because I'd be dropping all kinds of hints. Social game wise I feel like I'd do good because I've been watching this show for years so I'd know how to operate.
>>214425641oh booand i don't really care enough to venture to instagram or tik tok to find out if some comment by a hg's girlfriend is real or not
>>214425628>>214425634The Rachel one is so boring and ass that I'm glad she didn't get to do the comp. They could have called her Dramada instead but noooo, I'm a legend, I'm Iconica.Let them get a joke over on you, it's okay!
>>214425572If it said his chocolate drop instead of wife I would've laughed. This one missed.
>>214425455nice me too im going to try the tyler build i think
>>214425699gimme a break
>>214425591Great lore.
lauren keeps waking up
>>214425699>DramadaShe'd like that too. We all know she come onto the show to be this character who causes drama to be "iconic"
>>214425757ava keeps farting
>>214425729barf
>>214425729And she'll never understand how those newbies got her or why production didn't save her.No kidding all of her stans thought they should rig it for her if she wants to be portrayed this way.
>>214425777confirmed
>>214425668You have to be a special kind of retard to say "oh, I fell for the fake shit. There is no onus on me to check whether it is real or not". Kelsey has made the account private and hardly accepts any requests.
>>214425848ok
he’s just admitting to being an unprincipled retard now
>>214425729more like KWABica amirite?
>>214425938It has nothing to do with anger or likability. These retards would straight-up accept and applaud the twist if it happened to Kelley.
>>214425938>implying that Rachel had a perfect season up until last weekthe worst part about this is that from now until the end of time, virtue signalers like taran and the other dumb dumb "commentators" will get to pretend that Rachel would've been a 2-time winner if not for this twist. they'll conveniently forget that Rachel was begging for a pre-jury eviction and that nobody in the house wanted her in the final 2. the twist unequivocally sucks shit, and I think that's a point that everyone agrees on. But at this point anyone still stomping their feet about it like a child needs to grow up, hit the weights, get a clue, brush their teeth, cut their hair, shave their beard, and get a real job.
>>214425938We already knew if anyone except Rachel got twistfucked then her simps wouldn't even bat an eye. But Big Brother is all about expecting the unexpected. It's literally the motto of the show. You cannot call yourself a fan of this show if you're mad about this.
>>214426245I do think she had a shot at getting to F2 especially thanks to Keanu, but yeah they are WAY overfellating her prejury game due to being GROD'd with this twist. Were it not for Mickey Amin and Morgan convincing themselves she HAD to be in jury for nonsensical reasons and the people who were HOH liking her - or in Vince's case convinced by DR - she very well might not have made it.
I started watching with BB23, yes yes I know, and I've hung on for so long that fuck it, last night was probably the best episode I've seen. If the feeds were up, it would have been equal with the Izzy flip on drama.Rachel wasn't going to win & now she can say she was never voted out & the newbies never got her. It's a win-win for everyone deep down.
If you started watching in the 2020s your opinion doesn't matter
>>214426471What if I started watching in the early 2010s but fell off and just started watching again this season?
>>214426563Not the anon you replied too but that's me. I used to watch it long ago when I was a tween but stopped and now I'm back on it. bb10 I stopped and I jumped back on bb21.
I was fucking bitches through the entire 2010s and was too cool to watch the feeds.
>>214422102Ohayouuuu Hogg Senpai
>>214426563As long as your first exposure to Big Brother is the actual game and not nogged zoo exhibit Cookout shit you're fine
>>214426662and by bitches you mean twinks
>>214426471What if I started watching with BB19? I feel like my opinion is worth even less
>>214426710That's a great first season because you got to see fights, betrayals, showmances
this isn’t breaking news but /bb/ hasn’t been majority anons who watched bb14 for a long time now. especially the past couple years with the ftl autists shitting up the threads. as has been said a million times /bb/ is dead but it’s still the best place to watch the feeds
>>214426697>turning down any bitch that'll bounce on it
>>214426743bb19 is literally the worst season of bb ever played and anyone who likes it is not to be trusted
>>214426799Yeah, bouncing on your 3 incher. I'm sure that's a lot of fun.
>>214426798It doesn't matter what the majority is lmao you're either a newfag bitch who doesn't belong here or you're /bb/I love how gen z always assumes they are the "majority" like you might have the homosexual majority but that's it
>>214426836Home essentials mentionedBAN THIS MAN NAO
>>21442681623 is still the worst, 19 is an entertaining shitshow and was fun as hell to watch live
>>214426798I'm a weird case who actually was around for the original /sp/ threads/14 and 15 but quit from 16 until 24 when I came back so I'm technically an ultraoldfag but missed a lot of the seasons anons tend to reference
>>214421460>>214421355fuck is wrong with you
avas gas attacking lauren with farts
>>214426916you can tell who belongs just by how they post. just look at the fag who replied to me first
>>214426950Chemical warfare. That's not how big brother is supposed to be played.