HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOU'VE REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY
>>214423246>Hammond you idiot we are on an island and you flew in some three-day old sea bass from Chile?
>>214423246>James: "HAMMOND DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!", Jeremy asked calmly.
OH COCK
Clarkson is the only one that didnt nearly kill himself. His closest call was hurting his neck while driving the GTR.
>HAAAAMOOOND!!!
>Call it.
>>214423246>HAMMOND! You bloody tictac! You crashed the Lambo into the gaurd rail!>*KABOOM*>H-Hammond?... You... Eh. Well... That's that then, innit... Oh, well.
HAMMOND THE DRAGSTER IS GOING TO CRAAASH
>.....HAMMONNNNNNNNDDDD!!!! MAYYYYYYYY!!!!
>as you can see, dear viewers, I have done this properly...
kek
>>214423246Boomers rolling around in a big pile of money for an hour. Prime viewing.
>Past a certain age, a man without a 57 plate Range Rover can be a bad thing
The Bob Ross of motoring journalism.
>when there's no hot meal
>>214423246Don't post degenerates. Don't make threads. If you can't tell what is and isn't degenerate you are defective. Correct yourself.
>>214425013You're a loser. You'll never be anything but a loser.
>still, could be worse...>... oh, cock.
>>214425039>JAMES NOOOO!
>>214425013settle down cunt