What's next for the character of Finn and the acting career of John Boyega?
>>214427726Finn is now cleaning 7-11 bathrooms for nickels and free nachos. Glad you asked.
>>214427726The day that trailer dropped was fucking glorious. Zoomers were pissing and shitting themselves because a black man was in a Star Wars movie.
>>214427766And Disney STILL hasn't earned back the money they paid Lucas for the brand.
>>214427726Seeing John Boyega for the first time in The Force Awakens was the shock of my life.I was so hyped for the sequel trilogy that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a vehicle or stormtrooper, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Star Wars with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew there was a brown-haired female protagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were returning.When Boyega first took off that helmet and revealed himself to the theater, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring nigger nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lips.Oftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Billy Dee Williams or Will Smith... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback nigger, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen.I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials.Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the niggershines, as MegaNigger (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the galaxy.Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Star Wars died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face.
>>214427766I’m a zoomer and I remember when this nigger face showed up I immediately closed out the trailer and haven’t watched any starslop since. Crazy it’s been 10 years. Should I even ask what the plot of this trilogy was? What was the deal with all the tv shows spammed over the next decade?
>>214427825i knew about it ahead of time and watched force awakens in theaters thinking maybe hes not a major character and that the marketing wasnt representative of the movie. i learned that wasnt case and when the last jedi came around i knew better. the theater ticket for force awakens was the last time i spent money on star wars and ill never do it again.
>>214427726Does he get any money for all of Finn's EU appearances?
>>214428548This looks just like some terrible GoT porn I've seen (drawn by Loreleia), and it's uncanny.
>>214428737Or Lordofthecosmos, I'm not actually sure
Finn and Rey were never canon and the new Goose movie will bomb harder than seqway.Everything about the first order is box office cancer
>>214427866Regardless of your political leanings, you guys were acting like you've never seen a black man in Star Wars before. Its weird too: Lando and Mace were popular characters, but when Finn came out people went "FINALLY A BLACK STAR WARS CHARACTER" or "A NIGGER!? Star Wars is woke for adding the FIRST BLACK CHARACTER EVER to their movies!"
>>214429084Lando and Mace were classy, Finn is a walking minstrel show that looks like a baboon. The first shot in the trailer is utterly grotesque in how inhuman he looks and how much does he sweat.
>>214428548The porn comic had better art. I’m talking the one where Chewie knocks up Rey.
>>214427766Nobody with triple digit IQ has a problem with black people in Star Wars. We have a problem with black people playing Stormtroopers. It'd be like having a woman play Adolf Hitler
