>ITT: characters you’re slowly turning Into
>>214427845What race is this, exactly?
>>214427913Lithuanian
>>214427913South-west mongolian
>>214427845It’s crazy to think that Bronson was only 29 in Deathwish. He looked so much older
>>214427845Which of the Deathwish movies are any good?
>>214428173Charles Bronson was 52 years old when the first Death Wish film was released in 1974. >>214428227Yes. Pic rel is also a hidden gem.
you wont do shit timmy. your women are ours.
>>214427845You Will Never Be Bronson
>>214428227They're all pretty campy, but fun to watch if you're into that. Most pre-senior-citizen-cashing-checks Bronson flicks are decently watchable. Breakheart Pass, White Buffalo, and of course OUTW are the peak of his starring roles tho
Only a matter of time
>>214427845
>>214428227One and two are good and keep the "vigilantism is bad" theme. 3 onwards are where they make Paul Kersey into a generic action hero.
>>214428384Goon in peace
>>214428384>He was marriedLooking at his fucking wife, I see why he did it.
>>214428384Okay I don’t know this one What’s it about
>>214427913Chinese
>>214428634Dude was going through the drive thru at this bikini coffee place with no pants jerking off. Girls got sick of it and caught him in camera and posted it everywhere. Next day he killed himself.
>>214427913khazar-kyrgish
>>214428687oh good, one less coomer degen on the roads
>>214428687Pretty sure he shot himself like immediately after the girl told him off. He didn't even get to see how famous he was
If I'm being completely honest with myself...
>>214427913pure bred lithuanian (tatar)
>>214428280>>214427845Yeah, I'm sure you're slowly becoming someone who actually does shit, and not simply fantasizing while continuing not to do shit.
>>214428227All of them are watchable, except the last one which is a turd and Bronson was already too old for action roles
>>214429889don't @ me again
