>Batman is rich. He is rich and has funneled that money into his crime fighting enterprises through shell companies and false identities. And being someone who prepares for multiple eventualities, as demonstrated in both comics AND TV, where in he's actually utilized his money to solve a situation or bought something that he wouldn't carry with him, which would include say diapers for a rescued baby or coffee to keep himself awake. Plus his tendency to accessorise his crime fighting tools to fit his motif, from something understandable like a fearsome vehicle to something silly like his projectiles resembling a bat and the aforementioned usage of shell companies to aquire items. WHAT, EXACTLY, IS SO RIDICULOUS AND ANGER-INDUCING ABOUT A BAT CREDIT CARD?!
>>214429076HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>They are a youtuber who is the one who's re- who's po- who, who makes, who constantly mocks me, makes fun of me, and, and, apparently they do an impression of me, that is- tha- tha- that everyone love- that everyone has to point out wow his impression of you is so accurate, and he's the one who popularized people calling me the lightbringer based off of my crappy old webcomic, so SCREW HIM ack!
>>214429264Is that guy okay? He might be sipping out of a straw for the rest of his life if he landed wrong.
Why does a man dressed like a bat with a boy wonder sidekick in green hotpants need to be played seriously
>>214429264Why does does he sound like he was talking to the teacher about Chrissy calling him names on the playground
>>214429076>A BAT CREDIT CARDBatman is a lot of things, but he's no shill
>>214429076He was unironically right.
>>214429264waaahhhhhh he didn't like being made fun of by my moron zoomer internet friends waaahhhhhh
>>214429076>”I don’t get the appeal of Constantine” linkara says as his favorite superhero is some literal who ginger faggot nobody who died early
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>>214430565Read this in his voice
History of power rangers has NO SET SCHEDULE!In case you haven't been following my personal life for some reason, I've been going to cons recently.
Amazing. How do you do it, Critic?You've always been like this, ever since the day I first met you; always ready to meet the next challenge, even if it's bigger than you are...It was the same on Kickassia. You had improved so much that it made Cinema Snob look like he was FilmBrain. Your insight had increased so dramatically since our review on Alone in the Dark that I thought you had done it, I thought that you had become a Super Reviewer! It tore me apart! How could a low-class reviewer accomplish so easily what I...I had to struggle my whole life to achieve!?After three years, it finally happened; a new Super Reviewer emerged, and, somehow, I have become this pauper's witness. Then at last, it happened. I too transformed. After living every moment of every day for the singular purpose of surpassing you, I finally became a Super Reviewer myself, the Lightbringer had reclaimed his throne and fulfilled his destiny. But no matter how insightful I became, your insight still exceeded mine.At first, I thought it was your loved ones; that it was your instinct to protect them that spurred you on and pushed you beyond your limits. But then I found myself with a wife of my own, and my insight... didn't increase at all.I used to review for the sheer of pleasure of it; for the thrill of the critique, oh I had the insight unmeasurable - I spared no one. And yet, you showed mercy to everyone, even your fiercest enemies, even me! Yet, you never reviewed to defame, or for revenge. Only to test your limits and to push yourself beyond them, to become the reviewerest you could possibly be. How can a Critic review like that and at the same time be so gentle that he wouldn't hurt a fly? It makes me angry just thinking about it! But, perhaps it is my anger that has made me blind to the truth for so long. I see it now, this day has made it all too clear.You're better than me Critic. You are the best.
Linkara found love. What's your excuse?
>>214430799The “watch the ads” video is a classic. I go back to it from time to time and can quote it incessantly.THIS IS MY DAY JOB. THIS IS HOW I PAY THE BILLS.WHEN YOU WATCH THE VIDEO WITH THE ADS OFF THAT BASICALLY TELLS ME THAT YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ME OR MY EFFORTS TO ENTERTAIN YOU!
>>214429076> crime fighting enterprises through shell companies and false identities>false identities>fighting crime >doing crime
>>214429338He was played seriously in the 60s, that's why it's so funny
GAY DEADMUPPETGANGBANG
>>214431299>WHEN YOU WATCH THE VIDEO WITH THE ADS OFF THAT BASICALLY TELLS ME THAT YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ME OR MY EFFORTS TO ENTERTAIN YOU!Then he says to only turn them on for his videos. No respect for other people's content.
>>214429076For a guy with no sense of humor he made one of the most unintentionally hilarious and inept web series ever, and his fanbase unironically enjoying it only made it funnier
>>214431025Im not attracted to fat black men>>214431554Dont fuck with the lightbringer
>>214429264GET HIM OUTTA HERE, GET HIM THE HELL OUTTA HERE. NO, DON'T GIVE HIM HIS JACKET
>>214430565get the jannies to make a youtube board then faggot
>>214431699The lightbringer shit's hilarious too but his decision to name his reviewer persona after his autistic self-insert Lightbringer character is only something a guy with no self-awareness would do. His story arcs are a conga line of cringe all to themselves but for some reason Lewis thought he was creating compelling sci-fi shit
