>tfw no qt alien gf to watch the worst episode of alien: earth withPrevious: >>214434233
>>214441753As far as tiktok women videos go, actually feels genuine
>>214441753Just finished the ep>mfw it's all white insidealso what's Kirsh plan? he's not that loyal to Kavalier and knows what's going on
I should buy some poppedcorn
>>214441842He still seems loyal to Kavalier. My impression is that his interpretation of his current orders is that everything is secondary to the well-being of the xenos, and they're all currently "fine".
the therapy lady looks like her husband's mom
>>214441753YJK she stuck that thing up her snatch later.
Writing is terrible, dialogue is terrible , plot is terrible, destroys alien lore. I could go on and on.
>episode ends>nothing to talk about>repeat
>>214442035Embrace your lineage.
>let's just make everyone retarded so it's easier to write
>>2144417532 more episodes and we are free to post the Prometheus general
>>214442035I treat this show in the same way I treat schlocky budget horror movies. The characters are dumb so I can enjoy the monsters fucking them up and they deserve it.
>>214442035>destroys alien loreThankfully it doesn't since it's not canon (by word of its creator). It's its own thing. Which is good. I think people started enjoying it for the dumb fun it is after it became clear it is not shitting on the main story.
>>214442843This is at least entertaining while being retarded. Prometheus was just pure retardation.
>>214441753>ocellus right behind herHow?!?! Who sells these?
The last 2 episodes really felt like any story progression was halted. First, we had the recap on the crash, which was hardly necessary since we've already seen the outcome in the first episode. And then this episode they kill a couple people, but those people were never doing anything important anyways.
>>214442901I like it. One of the better Alien movies.
>>214442922I liked Alien and Aliens. Pretty much everything else is trash. The AvP movie is at least fun trash though.
>>214441753Surprised The Alien Does do the 'ol mouth in the popcorn bucket trick.
I must marry her
>>214442449AVP was just a dumb fun movie though.
>>214442974she is not even attractive bro
>>214443034And you're not even straight
>>214442439>expect to have few weeks of speculation and discussion over a new alien series>it's so mild and boring that it can barely even spark shitposting
>>214443150nice goblin, frieretard
>>214442879>dumb fun it is>literally nothing happens except retards being retards, and talk talk talk on pseudo philosophy themes.So much fun to have in this.
>>214443281I am having lots of fun with this lil dude
... I forgot about this weeks episode
>>214443281English you stupid fucking third world trash.
>>214442035>plot is terribleThe Real Monsters - September 23, 2025.Humans were le bad aliens all along!Up to now this series is meaningless and I hope it gets canceled for making better shows about this ip.After all if you like Alien Earth and maybe Romulus but dislike Scott's prequels you really have a serious problem.
>>214441753Did the showrunners not read their own xenoslop? There's literal video proof Boy Kavalier is behind the ship crash. Why is she acting submissive when Morrow would have told her about this.
>>214443371they don't have proof you fucking retard, are you 12 years old? claims without proof are hearsay. why are you people so fucking dumb? why? this is so fucking vexing. how have you survived until now in your life?
>>214443386Are you actually retarded anon? Morrow is a cyborg who can download data into his brain. Why wouldn't he do that after seeing the video? But let's assume for the sake of argument Morrow doesn't have the video. Why would Ms. Yutani show weakness rather than try and threaten Boy Kavalier? She knows the truth and should be pushing for an independent investigation or at the very least bluff. But please keep consuming the xeno slop
>>214443348kys
>>214443359Romulus the biggest problem was the ending, with the engineer freak. In the Scott larp movies it was the "white alien bad" narrative. Otherwise those, and this series have the same problem, of the unwanted forced multi-racial cast, with every character acting like full retards. Why can't we have normal media about white people only, where everyone is acting competently, and still facing challanges that are hard to solve? The sources of trouble should not be human error in media, it should be facing new type of challanges, that they weren't prepared for, and trying to overcome them.
>>214443386Morrow downloaded whole ships data with that gloving cords in his temples. He has the fucking video of Retardier talking to saboteur and ordering him to crush the ship on his territory.
>>214443475>Romulus the biggest problem was the ending
>>214443437>>214443493He downloaded the creature data you mongoloids. That's it, I am done with this thread. You people are too fucking stupid to live.
>>214443475>Romulus the biggest problem was the ending, with the engineer freak. No it's biggest problem was all the self-referential callbacks mixed with abstract pseudo-philosophy.
>>214443475No one hires competent writers and incompetent writers have no idea how to write about grown competent people. You can clearly see it with Start Trek where everyone is teenager basically etc. Cast itself is not even that problematic if they have good script or dialogues or a fucking premise at least.
>>214443150I guess we can't really ask for more from an Alien tv show, it's got xenos, new aliens, the ethics of posthumanism and digital immortality. This isn't the 70s anymore, sci-fi has reached its peak with AI and "transcending" humanity through technology. So in that sense there's nothing groundbreaking in terms of ideas but that's not the fault of the writers, it's just the ceiling of popular science fiction, at least from what we see in the mainstream: le AI posthumanism.The most interesting thing I've seen in these threads recently is the speculation that Prodigy has an underground facility where there's even more interesting stuff, and that they're allowing the breakout to happen as a part of a larger plan. The WY breach is factored in, they know about it.Aside from that, I've been learning more about writing recently and as annoying as it is, frustrating the viewer and piling quetions on top of questions without giving answers is actually the standard in writing, this methodology is apparently universal. Not trying to be pedantic but if there's no unresolved tension there's no interest, but there is a calculated limit the writers are aware of, the perfect amount of stretching a story element can take before the audience gets exhausted. So is the story structure objectively bad, or are our brains fried? https://youtu.be/blehVIDyuXk
>>214443505You ever just find indisputable evidence of someone sabotaging a vessel you're responsible for and not bother to recording it?
>>214443308Wendy can 1h a xeno but this guy needs 2 to carry a couple old cell phones?
>>214443519and acknowledging ridley's prequlshit at all
>>214443549nta but why would he record it when it's already on the server? he didnt know the ship would crash.
>>214443561muscle memory, he still feels like he has a bio body. also a predator killed the xeno not wendy that's why we didn't see it
>>214443572thats why he downloaded the data from the server.
>>214443572>why would he download a video of someone orchestrating the crash of the ship? he didn't know the ship would crash
>>214443572>he didnt know the ship would crash.kek the entire episode where they are all on the ship is about stopping the ship from crashing due to the sabotage.
>>214443589There is simply no chance that I live in a timeline where something this kino happens
>>214443606even funnier>why would he download a video AFTER THE CRUSH of someone orchestrating the crash of the ship? he didn't know the ship WOULD crashAlso btw he knows they would crush for almost whole 5 episode as engineer told him they are basically a rocket and lately an arrow instead of ship on course to earth.
episode 5 was the bestthis latest episode was slopholy fuuuuck enough with the dissolves and fadesthis show is proving that a tv show is just a bad idea
>>214443572you joking right?
>>214443682>>214443682no worries, now that the fly failed us, this guy will save us
>>2144436825 > 1 > 2 > 3 > 4 > 6
>>214441753i want to lick boy kavalier's feet
>>214443738that's exactly how i would rate it>>214443729who is he going to kill that will make it worth it? I mean kavalier is definitely getting skull fucked by C'thun, so who? The bald business guy maybe?
>>214443810He is going to kill the pajeet
>>214443738That's trough. I would swap 1 and 3 otherwise agreed.5 > 3 > 2 > 1 > 4 > 6I like the parts in 3 with the initial Kirsh v. Morrow scene and the xenomorph lurking, coming into the container and stopping, lunging toward Hermit on all 4s... there were good parts. The moment after it throws Hermit and runs toward him is one of the most unnerving so far.
>>214443810>>214443867it doesn't kill, it does something else (unknown) according to *leaks*, could be bullshit
>3 disgusting, dysgenic kikes and 1 relentlessly handsome lawman
I hate the cockroach chest so much. Hawley you retarded hack.
>>214443884>it does something else (unknown)Hopefully it injects people with a new brain so they stop acting retarded.
>>214443940YOU JUST KNOW>BXC>>214443950>he is right behind Me isn't he?
>>214443958Funny you should say that
Why is the wendy's xeno all brown and moldy? Lack of nutrition? Because of bad incestuous english genes from hermit?
>>214443940>tfw he probably bursted her pussy after the shoot
>>214443589>he still feels like he has a bio body. alsoThat would be retarded considering nibs goes from wheelchair bound to literally launching herself across the room to scare doctor hag. I refuse to believe they don’t all have at least a mild understanding of how strong they are.
>>214442855>>214442879Yes I watch now to see what zany antics eyeguy is gonna do this week
>>214443034She's kinda cute in the show. Irl, not so much.
>>214443940>the biomechanoid she tells you not to worry about
>>214444322Isaac clearly doesnt
>>214444543Hawley being retarded is the more plausible explanation
>>214441753>Grand finale is going to be Wendy releasing her pet alien to kill everyone on the island because humans are the "real monsters">She is literally going to choose the bearMy god Noah is a fucking hack. I think the first two seasons of Fargo were a fluke.
>>214444381eyeball gonna take over kavalierrest of the five will prefer eyeball regime>mr kavalier what prompted prodigy's multi-trillion investment into the monocle industry>cosmic gurgling>is he ok?>oh no he was always like that
>milf decides to mindwipe nibs>oh cool so theyre gonna try telling her some white lie about her memory going bad or->next fucking scene is wendy right beside her going "lmao remember how you said you were pregnant after that eyeball tried face raping you in the ship that violently crashed and we were sent to"Damn dude couldnt let that plot point rinse for a little bit at least
HURR DURRTHEY ARE DESTROYING MY BELOVED FILM FRANCHISE!!!!11Fucking faggots ancient Greek theater flourished around 2700 years ago.And writers of the plays based their stories around myths and Gods. They, basically, told the same stories with same characters while adding their own spin to it.And I'm 100% sure that not a single faggot in Greece acted like a fucking children screaming "YOU'RE DESTROYING OUR MYTHS, OUR GODS!"If there was anyone like that, surely he got banished or stoned to death like a faggot he is.Because 2700 years ago people understood that, fundamentally, what they're witnessing is entertainment.Unlike man-children of our age.Also, you imbeciles cry over your franchises being destroyed but you faggot don't watch new and unique series. You retards literally force writers to write about known stories.I'm still fucking mad about Raised by Wolves being canceled.
