>tfw no qt alien gf to watch the worst episode of alien: earth withPrevious: >>214434233
>>214441753As far as tiktok women videos go, actually feels genuine
>>214441753Just finished the ep>mfw it's all white insidealso what's Kirsh plan? he's not that loyal to Kavalier and knows what's going on
I should buy some poppedcorn
>>214441842He still seems loyal to Kavalier. My impression is that his interpretation of his current orders is that everything is secondary to the well-being of the xenos, and they're all currently "fine".
the therapy lady looks like her husband's mom
>>214441753YJK she stuck that thing up her snatch later.
Writing is terrible, dialogue is terrible , plot is terrible, destroys alien lore. I could go on and on.
>episode ends>nothing to talk about>repeat
>>214442035Embrace your lineage.
>let's just make everyone retarded so it's easier to write
>>2144417532 more episodes and we are free to post the Prometheus general
>>214442035I treat this show in the same way I treat schlocky budget horror movies. The characters are dumb so I can enjoy the monsters fucking them up and they deserve it.
>>214442035>destroys alien loreThankfully it doesn't since it's not canon (by word of its creator). It's its own thing. Which is good. I think people started enjoying it for the dumb fun it is after it became clear it is not shitting on the main story.
>>214442843This is at least entertaining while being retarded. Prometheus was just pure retardation.
>>214441753>ocellus right behind herHow?!?! Who sells these?
The last 2 episodes really felt like any story progression was halted. First, we had the recap on the crash, which was hardly necessary since we've already seen the outcome in the first episode. And then this episode they kill a couple people, but those people were never doing anything important anyways.
>>214442901I like it. One of the better Alien movies.
>>214442922I liked Alien and Aliens. Pretty much everything else is trash. The AvP movie is at least fun trash though.
>>214441753Surprised The Alien Does do the 'ol mouth in the popcorn bucket trick.
I must marry her
>>214442449AVP was just a dumb fun movie though.
>>214442974she is not even attractive bro
>>214443034And you're not even straight
>>214442439>expect to have few weeks of speculation and discussion over a new alien series>it's so mild and boring that it can barely even spark shitposting
>>214443150nice goblin, frieretard
>>214442879>dumb fun it is>literally nothing happens except retards being retards, and talk talk talk on pseudo philosophy themes.So much fun to have in this.
>>214443281I am having lots of fun with this lil dude
... I forgot about this weeks episode
>>214443281English you stupid fucking third world trash.
>>214442035>plot is terribleThe Real Monsters - September 23, 2025.Humans were le bad aliens all along!Up to now this series is meaningless and I hope it gets canceled for making better shows about this ip.After all if you like Alien Earth and maybe Romulus but dislike Scott's prequels you really have a serious problem.
>>214441753Did the showrunners not read their own xenoslop? There's literal video proof Boy Kavalier is behind the ship crash. Why is she acting submissive when Morrow would have told her about this.
>>214443371they don't have proof you fucking retard, are you 12 years old? claims without proof are hearsay. why are you people so fucking dumb? why? this is so fucking vexing. how have you survived until now in your life?
>>214443386Are you actually retarded anon? Morrow is a cyborg who can download data into his brain. Why wouldn't he do that after seeing the video? But let's assume for the sake of argument Morrow doesn't have the video. Why would Ms. Yutani show weakness rather than try and threaten Boy Kavalier? She knows the truth and should be pushing for an independent investigation or at the very least bluff. But please keep consuming the xeno slop
>>214443348kys
>>214443359Romulus the biggest problem was the ending, with the engineer freak. In the Scott larp movies it was the "white alien bad" narrative. Otherwise those, and this series have the same problem, of the unwanted forced multi-racial cast, with every character acting like full retards. Why can't we have normal media about white people only, where everyone is acting competently, and still facing challanges that are hard to solve? The sources of trouble should not be human error in media, it should be facing new type of challanges, that they weren't prepared for, and trying to overcome them.
>>214443386Morrow downloaded whole ships data with that gloving cords in his temples. He has the fucking video of Retardier talking to saboteur and ordering him to crush the ship on his territory.
>>214443475>Romulus the biggest problem was the ending
>>214443437>>214443493He downloaded the creature data you mongoloids. That's it, I am done with this thread. You people are too fucking stupid to live.
>>214443475>Romulus the biggest problem was the ending, with the engineer freak. No it's biggest problem was all the self-referential callbacks mixed with abstract pseudo-philosophy.
>>214443475No one hires competent writers and incompetent writers have no idea how to write about grown competent people. You can clearly see it with Start Trek where everyone is teenager basically etc. Cast itself is not even that problematic if they have good script or dialogues or a fucking premise at least.
>>214443150I guess we can't really ask for more from an Alien tv show, it's got xenos, new aliens, the ethics of posthumanism and digital immortality. This isn't the 70s anymore, sci-fi has reached its peak with AI and "transcending" humanity through technology. So in that sense there's nothing groundbreaking in terms of ideas but that's not the fault of the writers, it's just the ceiling of popular science fiction, at least from what we see in the mainstream: le AI posthumanism.The most interesting thing I've seen in these threads recently is the speculation that Prodigy has an underground facility where there's even more interesting stuff, and that they're allowing the breakout to happen as a part of a larger plan. The WY breach is factored in, they know about it.Aside from that, I've been learning more about writing recently and as annoying as it is, frustrating the viewer and piling quetions on top of questions without giving answers is actually the standard in writing, this methodology is apparently universal. Not trying to be pedantic but if there's no unresolved tension there's no interest, but there is a calculated limit the writers are aware of, the perfect amount of stretching a story element can take before the audience gets exhausted. So is the story structure objectively bad, or are our brains fried? https://youtu.be/blehVIDyuXk
>>214443505You ever just find indisputable evidence of someone sabotaging a vessel you're responsible for and not bother to recording it?
>>214443308Wendy can 1h a xeno but this guy needs 2 to carry a couple old cell phones?
>>214443519and acknowledging ridley's prequlshit at all
>>214443549nta but why would he record it when it's already on the server? he didnt know the ship would crash.
>>214443561muscle memory, he still feels like he has a bio body. also a predator killed the xeno not wendy that's why we didn't see it
>>214443572thats why he downloaded the data from the server.
>>214443572>why would he download a video of someone orchestrating the crash of the ship? he didn't know the ship would crash
>>214443572>he didnt know the ship would crash.kek the entire episode where they are all on the ship is about stopping the ship from crashing due to the sabotage.
>>214443589There is simply no chance that I live in a timeline where something this kino happens
>>214443606even funnier>why would he download a video AFTER THE CRUSH of someone orchestrating the crash of the ship? he didn't know the ship WOULD crashAlso btw he knows they would crush for almost whole 5 episode as engineer told him they are basically a rocket and lately an arrow instead of ship on course to earth.
episode 5 was the bestthis latest episode was slopholy fuuuuck enough with the dissolves and fadesthis show is proving that a tv show is just a bad idea
>>214443572you joking right?
>>214443682>>214443682no worries, now that the fly failed us, this guy will save us
>>2144436825 > 1 > 2 > 3 > 4 > 6
>>214441753i want to lick boy kavalier's feet
>>214443738that's exactly how i would rate it>>214443729who is he going to kill that will make it worth it? I mean kavalier is definitely getting skull fucked by C'thun, so who? The bald business guy maybe?
>>214443810He is going to kill the pajeet
>>214443738That's trough. I would swap 1 and 3 otherwise agreed.5 > 3 > 2 > 1 > 4 > 6I like the parts in 3 with the initial Kirsh v. Morrow scene and the xenomorph lurking, coming into the container and stopping, lunging toward Hermit on all 4s... there were good parts. The moment after it throws Hermit and runs toward him is one of the most unnerving so far.
>>214443810>>214443867it doesn't kill, it does something else (unknown) according to *leaks*, could be bullshit
>3 disgusting, dysgenic kikes and 1 relentlessly handsome lawman
I hate the cockroach chest so much. Hawley you retarded hack.
>>214443884>it does something else (unknown)Hopefully it injects people with a new brain so they stop acting retarded.
>>214443940YOU JUST KNOW>BXC>>214443950>he is right behind Me isn't he?
>>214443958Funny you should say that
Why is the wendy's xeno all brown and moldy? Lack of nutrition? Because of bad incestuous english genes from hermit?
>>214443940>tfw he probably bursted her pussy after the shoot
>>214443589>he still feels like he has a bio body. alsoThat would be retarded considering nibs goes from wheelchair bound to literally launching herself across the room to scare doctor hag. I refuse to believe they don’t all have at least a mild understanding of how strong they are.
>>214442855>>214442879Yes I watch now to see what zany antics eyeguy is gonna do this week
>>214443034She's kinda cute in the show. Irl, not so much.
>>214443940>the biomechanoid she tells you not to worry about
>>214444322Isaac clearly doesnt
>>214444543Hawley being retarded is the more plausible explanation
>>214441753>Grand finale is going to be Wendy releasing her pet alien to kill everyone on the island because humans are the "real monsters">She is literally going to choose the bearMy god Noah is a fucking hack. I think the first two seasons of Fargo were a fluke.
>>214444381eyeball gonna take over kavalierrest of the five will prefer eyeball regime>mr kavalier what prompted prodigy's multi-trillion investment into the monocle industry>cosmic gurgling>is he ok?>oh no he was always like that
>milf decides to mindwipe nibs>oh cool so theyre gonna try telling her some white lie about her memory going bad or->next fucking scene is wendy right beside her going "lmao remember how you said you were pregnant after that eyeball tried face raping you in the ship that violently crashed and we were sent to"Damn dude couldnt let that plot point rinse for a little bit at least
HURR DURRTHEY ARE DESTROYING MY BELOVED FILM FRANCHISE!!!!11Fucking faggots ancient Greek theater flourished around 2700 years ago.And writers of the plays based their stories around myths and Gods. They, basically, told the same stories with same characters while adding their own spin to it.And I'm 100% sure that not a single faggot in Greece acted like a fucking children screaming "YOU'RE DESTROYING OUR MYTHS, OUR GODS!"If there was anyone like that, surely he got banished or stoned to death like a faggot he is.Because 2700 years ago people understood that, fundamentally, what they're witnessing is entertainment.Unlike man-children of our age.Also, you imbeciles cry over your franchises being destroyed but you faggot don't watch new and unique series. You retards literally force writers to write about known stories.I'm still fucking mad about Raised by Wolves being canceled.
>>214444841lol also wendy>oh no you have no memory of this horrible experience and got brainraped by your creators>bye
The only thing that can save the show is Wendy pic relatedAfterward a new limited series or a movie that connects Ridley's prequels with Alien 1 (for this it's necessary David's back).Then when Alien lore is finally expanded a little, you can have a new chapter/sequel with something newBut if studios and writers prefer continuing circle jerking and think little, it's over for Alien.
>Cancelled after 1 seasonwomp womp
>>214444841>Mind-wipe her>Never been tested/tried before>"I'll let Wendy see her in the morning without even telling her"You would keep her under observation and guarded. Don't even get me talking about the quarantine shite, writing is terrible.
>>214444841For real. The whole thing was a waste of time
>fired>still has access to work computers and labwhy is that?
>>214444514lel
>>214443589Please god this needs to happen
>>214442449The difference is AVP knows that it is a monster vs monster action horror and that's what it delivers on. No attempt at some deeper narratives and what not. It's about Aliens vs Predators with poor humans stuck in between and that's all it is. Simple, basic premise that they stick to.Alien Earth however, seems to be trying to do the usual sci fi musings like what it means to be a human, dystopia with corpos ruling over everyone like a futuristic feudalism etc but they simple lack the writing skills to pull it off.
>>214444889It’s not that deep man the show just sucks
>Mr Teng
>>214445099This is a clever reference to none of the writers having ever held an actual job.
>>214445160>Morrow head of the table>Teng oozing based>Pajeeta a cute and obviously a slut>Wendy's brother (don't know his name) and the retard apprentice are obviously gay af>Kavalier is a dork in the corner, his feet hurt>Nibs waaay in the back, no one cares about her>Wendy is a self-important bitch and did not come>Kirsh is too cool for this shit and did not come
>>214445185Top lel. Olyphant is tired of all the women in the room jumping him constantly.
>>214445160Whose hands are on Wendy's brother?
Why did they play a sex song when Wendy and her bro were talking
>>214445213the retard from the Maginot, the one that drank the tick jizz
>>214445185>>214444210>>214443958>>214444514
kek
I can see where the budget went
>>214445235listen, I'm not proud, but I prolly would if I was without pussy for a long time
>>214445126
>>214445255Deep space science vessel has exact same super computer and control room as the Nostromo Tug from Alien even thou they are operating 65 years apart
>>2144452714u>>214445279Excellent, saved
>>214445271bruh
>>214445246He's having a good time.
>>214443979I wish Giger was alive and helping direct the actors interacting with his creation.
>>214445255This (should) cost no more than 15k to make
>>214445307
>>214445314Now that would be awesome. I believe he would relish it. He was so happy and put in so much work for Alien 3, even if it wasn't implemented (good job Fincher).
It's weird bros.. I like the *spectacle* of the show. But fuck me the writing takes me right out of it. Wendy's Brother is so horribly written, I actually think he's the worst one out of them. He acts like an Actual child himself, the fact that he's so out of touch with the situation on hand and the circumstances he find's himself in is insane. How the fuck did he even think he could take her with him? Why is he so fucking delusional. How the fuck are we even supposed to believe that he has ever been attached to a unit as a medic?
>>214445409he is the worst miscast
So what exactly did the Fly do?He brought in a tray of what looked like metal and rocks. The cage its in is metal and glass (assuming reinforced glass of some sort). I'm assuming it ate the adroid because it's metal but it only went for his brain and used some sort of acid to melt through his fake skin and other metal and plastic elements. The thing I don't understand is why it only ate his brain. I feel like they needed better set up as to what it's after. The tick/leeches are easy to understand. The eyeball monster is easy to understand. The Xenomorph life sequence is easy to understand.I don't know or understand the why or how of the fly. I don't know why it isn't just melting its way out of the cell. I don't know what its making its den out of. I don't know why it didn't eat out parts of the androids body and only its cyberbrain. We know from older alien movies that android internals have all sorts of stuff in. How did the fly know where and what was useful in the android?Why did the tickleeches use blood from humans? They're aliens from an alien world. Why would earth animal blood have what it needed?Why would the brains of earth animals work for the eyeball monster when it should have been adapted to the brains of creatures on its homeworld?We know why the Xenomorph works on humans as they have an adaptive physiology which, we used to, understand was due to the engineers designing them being developed as a bioweapon meant to work on multiple worlds with different genetics until Ridleys new movies decided to make a fuck humans monster which explains why it works on humans but doesn't explain why it works on non-humans.
>>214445314i agree the show could have benefited so much more from added penises everywhere. like a lot more penises. if you know what i mean. like penises on walls on floors and so on. on carpets. everywhere basicaly. if you catch my drift
>>214445434that suggestion is dicks
>>214445427Ocellus we can imagine is highly adaptable. Maybe she could even control a synth. Remember, she’s just peppering a body, not controlling the brain, so anything with a suitably electrochemical nervous/communication system should be fine.I agree that the rest of them are lazy. They could have been great under competent writers.
>>214445335The one really good part about Prometheus was that Giger took a huge lead in designing and consulting on what the Engineers and their ship would look like.I still don’t know how I feel about it removing the mystery, but as a possible explanation for the Space Jockey, Giger did a fantastic job exploring how a biomechanical civilization might look.A pity he didn’t live to play Scorn, which was a love letter to his art.
>>214445427>So what exactly did the Fly do?It flew. That's the genius of the episode title 'The Fly'. It's layered. Not only is there a fly, but it _flies_. Bravo, Hawley!
>>214445541>tease the fly for several episodes>it finally gets its highlight episode>just flies a bit and pukes on a synthBRAVO HAWLEY
>>214443150>when u cant afford quality name brand memes so u have to settle for>anime girls
>>214445427>So what exactly did the Fly do?blorted cum all over the synth's facethat's the fly's special power. it flies up to its victim and cums on its face. the pinnacle of evolution and existence.
>>214445764The director must be a damn genius
We could have had Predator 2 tier kino, instead we get retarded kids featuring happy-go-lucky aliums
>>214445829>Ripley five seconds after meeting the hybrids.Jonesy may have had nine lives, but damned if she didn't have the best fucking sense out of any other character in the entire franchise.One interaction with the Aliens and she wanted scorched earth.
>>214443940>>214443950>>214443979This shit is actually more interesting than the series itself.Imagine watching the show but from a different angle and see every scene like in >>214443950
>>214445461>Remember, she’s just peppering a body, not controlling the brain, proofs?
>>214441842>>214441882does kavalier not want all of this shit to be happening?
>>214445126>>214443940interesting how they took these old camera photos instead of using a smartphone or something. of course whoever took them wanted them to look like they were taken in the late 70's.
>>214445857truth
>>214443308wtf is eye guy's fucking problem?
>>214445541>>214445746fucking BRAVI
>>214445160>>Kavalier is a dork in the corner, his feet hurtlel
>>214445974he is literally on 4chan levels of no fucks given - arrive, raise hell, leave
>>214445974some eyes just want to watch the world burn
>>214443810it's not going to kill anyoneit'll get someone in a position to do it and then it will turn to the camera and espouse the virtues of pacifism
bro got facialed and eyefucked...
>>214443308Is this how a supersmart android goes through a door?
god what an awful show
>>214443943In fairness that's literally a 12yo boy desperate to be a scientist who thinks he'll be banned from the lab if he doesn't feed all the creatures
>>214446046he is a child he is not super smart. are you watching the show at all?
>>214441753Is this... porn?
>>214441753>ocellus in the sheep is allegorical and a swipe at the audiencethe sheep represents the audience for Alien content, literal sheep. ocellus represents the demand for novelty from that audience.as these generals indicate ocellus lives rent free in the sheeps head, directing and controlling it. a shrewd, but unkind, observation by Hawley.
>>214446066I thought the android body not only gave them superstrength but also made them learn and analyze things quicker and they weren't in that bodies since yesterday.
>>214445933Why would he?
>>214446150possibly, but we don't know and no one has shown them anything. they didn't know they could download books and shit.
>>214444889Yeah I'm sure the Greeks were like totally chillax with depictions of their gods.
>>214445319>moorjanii thought she was a latina
the fly in this episode was amazing. even more amazing than the tick. the tick was pretty impressive with that deadly fart cloud. but the fly was even more spectacular with the deadly cum blast. can't wait to see what the plant does.
>>214441753This bitch has great tits
>>214446179all that shit in episode 4 about how snug neverland was and how nobody had to go far to find an adventureliterally saying "growing up isn't allowed" as tootles got facialed and died after tootles had the whole bit asking for a new name to go along with his new rolethe whole 4d chess angle the writers are trying to give himalso i'm pretty sure kirsh is listening to jeetly talk with robonig under his orders because it makes no sense otherwise
>>214446150You'd think so considering Boy's whole goal with this was to "have a chat with someone as smart or smarter than me" but outside of Curly downloading a bunch of shit to her head and Wendy becoming a xenomorph whisperer they seem to be lacking on that front.
>>214443920who is that feisty elderly lesbian in the fourth pic?
>>214446320Seems like the main goal is to just create a product that enables immortality. He did say the thing you quoted but in the latest episode he also talked about how he just wants to make money.
>>214446338raylinn gibbons
>>214445943They still make film and instant film like Polaroid. Instant cameras from Polaroid and Fujifilm have been trendy for a number of years.
>>214446360At this point it's little more than a better version of sending your favorite pet to a taxidermist but for (superrich) parents with a terminal child.
>>214441842Kavalier is a fool and Kirsh is running his own experiment
