Give us one last Lance Henriksen cameo (before he dies)... EditionPreviously:>>214449081
>swallows six ticks without even realizing itIs he literally retarded or did he think they were boba?
>>214454717boba what? Gingko biloba?
Is it just me or does the most recent flashback episode feel like it was originally supposed to be episode 1?
Song will be With Eyes Wide Open
>>214454723Maybe he meant bubble tea
>>214454726It would be really confusing if Isaac and Dr. Nosperm died in the first episode and then showed up again
Why do writers want to turn Alien into Blade Runner?
>>214454851At its heart, "Alien" has always been a story about robotsThat's why it's called "Robot"
>>214454701the david schizo won't like this
If the pet xeno defends Wendy i'm instantly dropping the show
>>214454640Dunno about Bishop, but they al;ready have the Ash likeness from Romulus...>last episode>Kirsh dies>no worries, we got the new model>door opens, it's Ash>black screen>BRAVO NOAH
>>214454911it WILL happen
>>214454942That's almost as stupid as that earlier theory about this guy removing his mask after the end credits and revealing he's a Predator.
>>214455007The more stupid an idea is, the more likely it is to be used by these writers. You just know we will see a digitally de-aged Ripley at some point in S3.
>>214455063Meh, I could do without digital de-aging on this one. That said, if they recast Ripley I'd be stoked to see that.
Is Kirsh really more outdated than +65 year old cyborg tech Morrow?
>>214455129yes because kirsh was built 66+ years ago
>>214455138lel
>>214454640Only Alien (1979) and Alien Isolation (2014) -without Queen- are canon.
What's he screaming?
I got a boner when Wendy was communicating with the Xenomorph
>>214455266
>>214455318pedo
>>214454640The show sucks. They should have called it something else. They’re destroying a great property.
>>214455387hawley couldn't make his robot show unless it was connected to a bi name IP
>>214455387>great property.Not after Alien 3.
>>214455324>>214455266>keeps his cool throughout the whole thing>outchads and outwits Morrow in the interrogation>dies an undignified whiny bitch instead of fighting like a man or talking the xeno into submissionWhat a fucking disappointment
The Xenomorph isn't even important to the show, it could another type of alien and it would be the same, lol
>>214455491>>214455266>>214455324Zero evidence that he died
>>214454726Was expecting the Maginot containment break in episode 1 too but I guess Kavalier being involved had more impact after knowing the character some episodes later
>>214455585I really don't like how they introduced Kavalier as a stupid, reckless cunt who is going to get a ton of people killed by accident and then "developed" him into an evil, reckless cunt who is going to get a ton of people killed on purposeWhat was the point in evolving him from a situational villain to a strawman villain?
So is AE Romulus bad, or Covenant bad?
>>214455502saar
>>214455649It's shitkino. So ... Prometheus.
>>214455649>IMPLYING Romulus and Covenant are bad
>>214455362He wasn't focusing on the kid xeno, anon
>>214455699Unironically what would anons do if this happened to you irl?
Saar? You cannot leave this lab.
>>214455736I was really hoping the fly would get him before he could close the vent
>we had to change the effects around to compensate for the fact that we don't have a tall stuntmanWhy the fuck don't they just hire a tall stuntmanHaving a tall stuntman is like 80% of the work in every Alien movie to datePic related, it's the real stars of Alien, Romulus, Prometheus and Covenant
>>214455491>>outchads and outwits Morrow in the interrogationbased interaction
Be more like Burke
>>214456071Burke did nothing wrong.
>>214455730die kek
>>214456257Shouldn't have sent the colonists to the coordinates without assuming those dumbasses would go inside whatever they found. He caused the colony disaster by giving them too little information and trusting them too much.
>>214454640I can't take this show seriously after that nigger kept on drinking from her water container every 30 seconds like she was on drugs
>>214456557she didn't drink once tho, the retard did
>>214456583What are you talking about? Pre the bugs in the water, she couldn't stop sipping
>>214456606ah pre-bugs
>>214456557And the state of her "lab" was absolutely disgusting, everything damp and careless and the containers made of actual fucking glass
>>214455699Piss and shid my pants, if I have a gun blow my brains out before he takes me
>>214456358Ok ok, maybe it wasn't a great call. It could have even been a bad call if you look at it in a certain way. But can you blame him?
So this series dropped Romulus' idea that xenos go from babies to adults through a cocoon?
>>214455204Based
>>214457289They're just made independently of each other at different points of time. Don't overthink about it.
>GodsmackNow that we know they're all in on the slop, when are we getting Bush?
>>214455007He's Teng's twin brother, Peng, and he's pissed.
>>214457289yes it's a gay idea from unwatchable shitwe already know they don't use cocoons because nobody ever found a cocoonthere was a shed skin
>>214456848Kek
>>214457289that only happens in romulus and not in any of the other movies, all the alien movies mess eachother up and have asspulls for why the xenomorph is even around (i dont remember shit about aliens, but since Alien 1 the xeno was meant to have been thrown into space), in alien 3 the xeno and ripley are thrown into lava but in resurrection 200 years later they somehow got a hold of a whole litter of facehuggers and xenomorphs by cloning ripley or some bullshit. nobody should listen to what hawley says about where this show is in the timeline or anything because it is already messed up and he just makes shit up as he goes, at first everything said that it was taking place just after alien 1, now he says its inbetween some other shit, they literally don't know themselves and are just wagecuck-tier jews in hollywood who phone it in.
>>214457289This whole scene existed purely for the director to scream that he indeed knew that Alien designs were sexually motivated.
Haven't watched since episode 3.Please tell me some of the kid-androids got killed.
>>214458084The lightskin mulatto one was the first to die last episodeThe redhead with the huge lips is extremely doomed
>>214455063Are there going to be more seasons of this? Surely one is enough.
>>214458327Season 2 is in preproductionIt might be 2 and done because after that is Fargo S6
Why did they make old looking synthetics ?
Latest episode is again full of characters advancing the plot by doing the stupidest shit possible. No one thought to tell the android kids not to mention anything to Nibs about her deleted memories? The bearded doctor with six degrees forgets all about containment protocols? The show should be named Alien: Retards.
>>214458519yeah last episode was the worst in that regard imo.
>>214455204Take your pills, Ridley. Nobody cares.
>>214454640Who is us? Don't watch gay woke shit.
>>214454717Speaking of ticks, I wonder how tf did they managed to capture them. I think after they decontaminated the room, they all scurried away unharmed. They're so tiny I bet they could've found a way out of the room. If even a single one escaped and reached the ocean the world would be doomed.
>>214458596this show is retarded and gay but not "woke"
Anyone else think Wendy is going to become the Alien Queen like Kerrigan did with the Zerg in Starcraft?
>>214458613It'd hard to believe they were able to find the half dozen or so ticks that scurried between the computer panels, but I doubt they would survive in salt water.
>>214454640Alex Lawther is relentlessly handsome.
>>214455649AE is like the worst of both.The dumb people doing dumb things from Covenant plus attempting to replicate the old movies vibes like Romulus. Honestly, Romulus is not bad, derivative yes, but the movie itself isn't bad. I don't recall being particularly annoyed with the characters since in Romulus they're a bunch of blue collared workers who knows jack shit about the aliens and what not.
>>214454723Rocky Balboa?
>>214454888Originally same universe, even accepted by Scott himself.
>>214457289>It's inconceivable that the ultimate genetically engineered lifeform engineered by a race of beings whose dumbest member is still more intelligent than any human who has ever existed could have possibly given their superweapons more than one way to achieve growth and development!No food? Suck on a powerline and eat metal.No Queen? Eggmorph your victims until you get one.New atmosphere? Feed your hosts their preferred gases to keep them alive long enough to hatch.Dissected and turned into basic compounds?Start over from square one.
>>214458405Why do you continue to spam retarded questions?
>>214455649The good parts of Covenant make it better than both AE and Romulus
>>214458797He looks like he's dying from AIDS.
I was really hoping to see more of the large-breasted Jewess from the beginning of episode 1.
>how much should we ruin the lore by adding bullshit?>YES
>>214459081Hawley said it's some capeshit-esque multiverse garbage...
Alien Earth is basically telling us that letting brownoids, jeets and other creatures run rampant, things will go to shit eventually. It takes some guts to show us this:>black girl scientist lets alien out of containment>black cyborg is a deranged psychopath>jeet is dumb enough to get duped by black cyborg>black android lets himself get acid sprayed after fucking up containment measures
I like the show because it's fun
>>214459160you know you're as bad as a leftoid feminist who sees muh patriarchy in everything? you have a different lens, but it's still a retard lens.
>>214458913Schizo.
>>214458930You mean Fassbender? Nothing else in that movie was very good. The people in Prometheus and Covenant are extremely dumb.
>>214459255>You mean Fassbender?Yes
>>214455491Why would he even be frightened ?? Did they program him to feel fear or something?
I wish the writers would at least fucking bother, might as well get even current AI to write more believable scenarios>super high tech facility worth literal billions>one of your most prized assets gets taken offline after being acid vored by some alien bug you're researching>this doesn't immediately send a flag or whatever to multiple personnel>said prized resource is also not monitored 24/7 by staff despite having literal 24/7 eye cams, thus letting it fucking kill itself with a childish mistake in the first place
>>214459160Don't forget female CEOs letting their 100+ year old mega corp get hustled by an autistic kid obsessed with peter pan
>>214459385He's a human, not a bot. There were no synth on their ship, just the black dude being a cyborg.
>>214459423to be fair current Yutani is just a nepobaby, there's nothing showing she's anything special so far other than supposedly being trained for the role from birth while Feet Boy built his company from 0 into one of the Top 5, Yutani just inherited it from granny
>>214459423How do they handwave Peter Weyland out of the picture?
>>214459475john prometheus beat him to death with david's head.
>>214455491Nah he's a faggot>is unnecessarily vague while being asked direct questions as the NAVIGATOR>smug know it all attitude for no reason>creepy personality without the excuse of being a synthetic>knew or suspected someone was leaving cryosleep, didn't tell anyone until he was interrogated and acted like he was doing morrow a favourHim dying a pathetic death was the only cathartic thing in the episodealso I hate the chinese
Will there about flashback with her?
>>214459469>to be fair *incoherent headcanon to excuse horrible writing*Shut the fuck up>ERM ACTUALLY IN ALIEN EVERYONE DRINKS RETARD JUICE SO IT MAKES SENSE THEY'RE RETARDED SO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ITPlease shut the fuck up
>>214459475I assumed weyland is still in the picture, they just happen to be dealing with the yutani side right now
>>214459662Simce when have CEOs ever been known to be smart? Meanwhile you have a guy known as "boy genius" who orchestrated the entire encounter in the first place.
>>214459662What about his post made you mad? It seemed completely reasonable.
>>214455649RomulusAECovenantCovenant was the worst of the entire franchise.
>>214460048I'm sorry to say it but Covenant was a pleb filter
>>214459980Because people thinking up a million unique reasons for why every character in this show is 50iq instead of just admitting the show is written badly is retarded
>>214459412I suppose the show's reasoning is that Kirsh is supposed to be the superhuman robot monitoring all vitals and he actively wants things to get fucked up but it's pretty lame to be honest. Does he just hate the hybrids for not being synths like what's his deal
>>214460228Hardly anyone is defending actually dumb things, like getting stuck in the enclosure, or wiping one of the kid's memories without telling anyone else.
>>214460228People are enjoying the show while having a laugh at stupid parts. You're getting upset over nothing. Go have yourself some milky milk and a nap.
>>214455491Yea they should have done more with him. Reminded me of the pervy Asian guy from Dexter.>>214459626>also I hate the ChineseBased
>Is this gonna be a stand-up fight, sir, or another bug hunt?Maybe it was them.
>>214461298This scene made no sense. A kid would never let a giant bug land on his forearm and stay completely calm. Or am I now supposed to think that it's because he's a superbrained synthetic who feels no fear, while in the previous shot I was supposed to rationalize his idiocy by assuming he's mentally still a child?
Finally, a series that answers the age old question: how could the main characters be so fucking retarded?Simply put children's minds in adult bodies, then all shoddy writing can be explained away by a lack of executive thinking! In fact, let's make them all women and minorities, that will go a long way to cement the point.
>>214457450/tv/ should've written for this show
>>214461856At a certain point you have to remember some people are just too stupid to live. Like paleolitihc humans went an incredibly long and arduous way to ensure their descendants could survive only for them to become so stupid that they may as well have not even tried anyways.
>>214459626>>214460829Samefag
>>214461856Anon... hes a black scientist.
>>214461984at one point i briefly thought why is there no white male hybrid in the group but at this point i understand, it's because he would've been too smart, and thus would've made the show boring
>episode called The Fly >doesn't end with U2 - The Fly>doesn't end with The Offspring - Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)>doesn't end with Deftones - Change in the House of Flies >doesn't end with Lenny Kravitz - I Wanna Fly Away
>>214462417>Lenny Kravitz - I Wanna Fly Awayfucking kek
Brothers going to chest burst a queen isn’t he
The kids are so weird. Rather than actually give each of them some kind of goal throughout the season, it seems like they opted to do more of a "this is the episode where kid X does a thing". And aside from Wendy, most of the time is spent with the Indian kid being a little bitch. Smee has done absolutely nothing, and the super-motivated one just... gave up I guess?
>>214455730If I had a gun, I'd just shoot it and hope the acid doesn't bukkake me too hard. They burst like grapes in Aliens, so I think that even a 9mm could do the trick if you hit headshots.If I had no gun.... I dunno. Maybe try my best wookie impression? Wendy does clicking sounds and they seem to like it.
>>214459639Probably not.>tfw the show kills off the only two pretty cutiesMaybe yutani would look better without the retarded cyberYOOOOO clothing.
>accidentally pull the door off the feeding chamber>can barely open the regular doorwhy does their strength change so much
The show has explicitly stated that FTL travel doesn't exist yet. But it's also set in the same year the Nostromo, a FTL capable ship, departs on its mission. So is this show just completely its own thing?
>>214463880I genuinely don't know why they even bothered writing in that the hybrids are supposed to have superhuman physical capabilities and learning capacity if they literally never do anything with that. Wendy uses it to jump off a cliff once and then they spend the rest of the show acting like scared retards for no reason. If you tell a 12 year old boy that he has android super strength he is going to fucking use it constantly.
>>214455699such a retarded design, why is it water instead of viscousity being higher?how does the alien keep producing water like that without intaking water?make it make sense seriously
>>214458084how can they die? their bots, they'll just put his upload in another body
>>214464022air moisture sucking tubes on it's back, obviously
>>214462193All the white people are evil except low sperm count but he's treated like an incel anyway, his wife just lets him get raped tby the company doesnt even show a scene showing her upset that he leavingin fact this whole show is racist why in 100 years would people have thier afrikaans and indian acccents?Why are the blacks always the first to dienoah hawley really showing his racism this episode
>>214464084this anon fucks
Guys, I'm crying right now.Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
I love her.
>>214461298OH N-
>>214464914RIP
Does it count as spoilers to point out that the Alien Earth War comic was about how the Aliens took over the entire planet and that Ridley Scott is so unoriginal he took ideas from the comics like the engineer attacking a synth?
>>214465106I doubt they will have the budget or the desire for that considering Hawley wants to do a robot story and the Alien name was tacked on that project.
>>214463915Yes, it is it's own separate universe. But at the same time the writers and director are absolute retards and have no idea about even the only two movies (Alien and Aliens) they consider canon for this TV series. Most likely because this TV series started as Hawley's yet-another-midwit-take at the tired old sci-fi question "can robots be human?" which could not get greenlit unless it was attached to a popular or recognizable IP that they could exploit to get eyeballs on it.
Since he clearly has his own agenda, was it Kirsh that sabotaged the feeding system on the fly cage?
>>214465230>Disregard trash sequels and prequels that were other movies in order to not be limited by them and thus make something better>Proceed to make something equally bad or even worse
>>214463925It's also lame because they did almost nothing with all the hybrids. We never get any insight on their thoughts or how they react to the transition. Wendy is doing her own thing talking the xeno. Nibbs just went crazy and we never learn why. The other girl wants to gain Boy's favor but gets no screentime. Nogboy is just fooling around. Nerdkid wants to be a scientist but is just retarded and dead(?) now. Indian only gets blackmailed.
>>214465359>Nibbs just went crazy and we never learn whyShe was abused, Anon.
>>214465282Maybe he wanted to see Isaac's problem solving abilities.
I think this was the ep where the show went unmistakenly south.
>>214465230How can they consider Alien canon if FTL travel doesn't exist in this universe, making the Nostromo's mission impossible?
>>214465385He didn't problem solve too good
>>214465410It’s not anymore retarded than the 2nd or 3rd episode
>>214465434Was my previous explanation>the writers and director are absolute retardsnot clear enough?
>>214465385well, seems like the half-nog synth failed his test lol
I haven't gotten around to the newest episode yet, how does Isaac die? I thought these dudes were nigh invincible.
>>214465130>I doubt they will have the budget or the desireThere would almost be no point in making it the series "it's own universe" other than to have earth fall to the aliens. They could just pretend it's in the same universe as Prometheus and Romulus if it was just an isolated incident on earth.
>>214465282Kirsh is doing exactly what Kavalier wants. When Kavalier asked him if everything's ok, and he replied "affirmative", it was an indication that their plan is unfolding as desired.Here's the other twist: Atom is the real brains of Prodigy. His son was the first hybrid: Boy Kavalier.
>>214465230"to get eyeballs on it", you say?
>>214454911Ending is all the other children except Wendy and the red head are dead. Wendy escapes with the xenomorphs. They follow her like Owen in JW with raptors.
>>214465434Maybe he just thinks FTL only means Star Wars hyperdrive instant travel anything with hibernation can't be FTL, proving that he has no idea about space travel.
>>214465556lol
>>214465488No it was clear, anon. I just refuse to believe they could be _that_ retarded. Like, literally making it impossible for the Alien movie to happen would be extreme retardation on a level that I didn't think was possible.
>>214465347Welcome to the entire state of media for the last 10+ years. It's literally the same people doing it, too.>>214465540Actually, I would be pretty interested in an AU where current day 2025 Earth is exposed to the xenomorphs with no prior warnings, no retro-futurism, just present-day tech.We've seen how Weyland-Yutani responds to aliens; how would Google and OpenAI and national governments?
>>214465542His *clone*
>>214465529Got acid puked on him by metal-eating flies while he was trapped in the cage with them.
>>214465567"SHE HAS A LITHIUM ION BATTERY THAT COULD POWER A SMALL CITY"
>>214462417Whoever is picking the songs at the end of the episodes should be fired.
>>214465282I dunno but if it was deliberate, expecting the black science boy to do something as unnatural as the writers envisioned was a huge stretch by any metricnobody would turn their back to the danger to stuff their whole body inside the cage to turn around once inside and set the tray on the ground instead of just opening the door slightly and pushing the tray in while observing the hive
>>214465577>current day 2025 Earth is exposed to the xenomorphs"Hi, team, just touching base! Unfortunately we did lose some valued team members who were in Mumbai at the time of the attack, so please join a Zoom call for a moment of silence. We WILL be working from home again (I know!) until quarantine is lifted, so get those sourdough starters out again! As always, all the best to our drone pilots working to clean up the mess, and remember, we're all in this together!"
>>214465635nah they're doing a good jobdad rock matches alien's demographic perfectly
>>214455649Worse, Prometheus bad
>>214465725Mfw I give a character complexity and layering to just pay it off with a go push a button joke
>>214465573Well, you know what is said about the only thing that is infinite in this universe, a.k.a. human stupidity, right?IMHO, I can easily see Hawley and co. looking at how long space travel takes in the Alien-verse and misinterpreting taking only several months/years to travel across multiple distant solar systems as somehow not being FTL travel. You know, because they think FTL means only Star Wars and Star Trek warping.
>>214465740Actually, it's so bad that I went back and rewatched Prometheus and was like "this ain't so bad, actually."Our standards are genuinely in the gutter.
>>214456358You're wrong.Okay, look. What if that ship didn't even exist, huh? Did you ever think about that? He didn't know! So now, if he went in and made a major security issue out of it, everybody steps in. Administration steps in, and there are no exclusive rights for anybody; nobody wins. So he made a decision and it was... wrong. It was a bad call, anon. It was a bad call.
>>214455649Resurrection bad. Really niggas know.
>>214465573I assure you, they are that retarded. I've worked in Hollywood. These people are some of the dumbest motherfuckers I have ever met. Noah explicitly said that he sat down and tried to watch the original Alien but found it "hard to follow" and then never watched another Alien movie.These people are just retarded nepotism hires.
>>214465529
>mfw I check actors social media in the hopes of finding set photos and mostly just get waifufag baitSad!
>>214465884Why are all celebrities so fucking ugly now?
Actually, Kirsh thinking that FTL travel doesn't exist isn't retarded. The Nostromo's tachyon drive was made by Yutani. What if Morrow convinces Wendy to help him save the aliens, and she defects to Yutani and develops the FTL drive for them so they can 'save' more xenomorphs with the Nostromo?>bravo Hawley
>>214465788Hitting them microplastics too hard.
>>214465956It's just rediculous enough to be exactly what happens
Could be 'wormholes' right now but then 'ftl' by Aliens time.
>>214465980Whoa Anon you're really smart. Maybe one day you can invent the internet.
>>214465956Absolutely not, in order for FTL to not already exist, the Maginot must've taken at least a million years to make it's trip.So yeah, absolutely pants-on-head retarded.
>>214465839>>214465903Fly only eat metal soFly beats droidHuman beats flyXeno beats humanDroid beats xenoEye gives droid ptsd
>>214465903>yfw a FUCKING SHEEP is your most interesting characterBRAVO NOAH
>>214466001What if they were travelling exactly light speed? Nearest star is 4 lightyears 8 round trip
>>214466027BASED RETARD
>>214465542My current head cannon is that the eye monster can influence the mind of synths. Telepathic like.That is why Nibs went mental with her Anne Frank fantasy, and Kirsch watches on without helping.Also shame we didn't get some eating victim slowly whilst still alive style aliens. Pic related
The Zeta Reticuli system where LV 426 is, is 40ly away, so a round trip in 65 years is only possible with FTL travel.
>>214466001But the Maginot can't have used FTL travel because FTL does not exist yet in the show universe.
>>214466040How am I wrong?>>214466064They never said maginot went to lv426.In fact in mustn't have been, given the lack of eyes and flies in Alien$
>>214466088Maybe .99 light speed does.That gives you 32 light years in every direction
>>214465956I never figured out how the fuck a Tachyon Shunt Drive is supposed to work. At least a warp drive is understandable. What exactly dos the Yutani L7A do?
>>214454911Xenos are programmed to follow a females telepathic/accustic orders. Wendy becomes the xeno queen and rules over earth. The alien bursting out of the fired scientiest will be a queen too. Wendy will go full yuri with her, exchanging clicks and hisses. Shit will be 18+.
>>214466115At relativistic speeds, the time dilation factor is (1 - f2 )0.5 , where f is the fraction of light speed. The time experienced on the ship is way shorter than the time that passes for an observer on Earth.https://www.emc2-explained.info/Dilation-Calc/At .99c (99% light speed) it calculates that time is slowed down to 14.1% of the outside value. That means 65 years are experienced as 9.2 years on the ship.
>>214458742Called it a month ago when ep 1 dropped.https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/213657484/#213657548
>>214459469Does the Yutani corporation have any Predator tech? They obtained a few pieces at the end of the AvP2 film
>>214466170Cool. And none of the crew was 65 years old...
>>214465282if it was intentional sabotage it would still be reliant on the extremely retarded scenario of Isaac blundering into the cage rather than opening the main door and then sliding in the tray of junk like fucking non-retarded creature wouldthat said is it foolish to hope they will explain why Kirsh is the only one monitoring Neverland's CCTVs to the point of noone realizing the hybrids' trackers were disabled until he notices that?
>>214466186Yutani wasnt in avp2 that was the governmentAll they got was an old pistol
>>214466018>baaah
>>214466027If you travel at lightspeed (more like 99,9%) then time dilation will get you. Essentially you travel to the future because you own time will slow down to a crawl because nothing can go faster than light and the more you get there the more you get slowed down in order to keep up that law. Enjoy waking up in the year 40000 after your trip to alpha centauri.
>>214466227That's not how it works.To earth it seems like 65 years to the crew it feels like 9.5 years or even less since they were in cryo
>>214466208https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yx2UrsbfgBk&pp=ygUgYWxpZW4gdnMgcHJlZGF0b3IgMiBlbmRpbmcgc2NlbmU%3D
>>214466227No, the trip to Alpha Centauri and back still lasts 8 years for an observer on Earth. But at 99.9% c these 8 years are experienced as 135 days on the ship .
LV-426 is 39 ly from Earth, in Aliens that was a 17 day trip (if the rescue came from Earth and not a nearby colony). Hawley is a fucking retard if there's no FTL in Erf. That means neither Alien nor Aliens is canon to his slop.
>>214466261Nothing personal but I dont click outside links ever since what downloading linkingpark.exe on kaza did to the family computer
>>214466219>lust provoking image
>>214466303even if it came from a star that's 1ly out it's still a year long trip at sub FTL
>>214466303Wendy will invent it.What kirsh said was foreshadowing
>>214466305Are you on a phone?
>>214466303>tfw people said I was overreacting to the Big Five™ economic illiteracy and the Lithium Ion Battery™ and the iPad shit>Noah now literally destroys the show's entire premise with raw tech illiteracy
>>214466305The ending scene of AvP2 has the government handing the predator tech over to the CEO of Yutani corp.
>>214466317Yep >>214465956
>>214466317uhuh and the Nostromo that was an old ship and is about to launch? did wendy invent a FTL that was quickly developed and installed on all ships including a junky refinery a couple weeks form launching?lmao
>>214466346Beatles ending song when?>IT'S BEEN A HAAARD DAYYS NIIIGHT
>>214466356avp is only canon to avp
>>214466367Whatever. It's all canon. The games, the movies, the comics, the television shows, the Broadway play. All of it. Same with Bladerunner, Darkstar, and Species. They're all canon. >but but muh continuity. Who cares.
>>214466361Still waiting for "Octopus' Garden"
>>214454640>Give us one last Lance Henriksen cameo (before he dies)...He was already dead in the other timeline
>>214466356>>214466357Whoops I misread and thought we were talking predator 2.I've actually never seen avp2 but I did go to the theater for it.
>>214466219The ass in the face was a reference to Brian Yuzna's "Society"
>>214461298>>214464914That scene was stupid. Why did he go inside the cage instead of quickly opening the door and putting the food on the floor from the outside? (pic related). I guess they needed a retarded excuse to move the plot forward. >b-but he is just a dumb kida kid would have 100% done this
>>214466410>I've actually never seen avp2 but I did go to the theater for it.Wow, the blow job was that good, huh? unless you were the one suckin'
>>214466064Wrong. From the perspective of people on Earth yes, but on a ship going a substantial percentage of the speed of light, to the crew it would be something like months. In fact, you could cross the entire universe in a human lifetime if you are accelerating constant to near but below light speed.
>>214455266>>214455324it was nice that the writers made him just an incel instead of going down the obvious route of making him the saboteur
>>214466438I was debating putting "because it was so dark do you get it" in spoilers but decided against it, which I see was a mistake leading to my being hoisted upon my own petard
>>214466446>you could cross the entire universe in a human lifetime if you are accelerating constant to near but below light speed.
>>214454640Why does every Synth/Android end up being a piece of shit who wants to kill humanity? Kirsch could have been based
>>214458613Luckily the crash happened in an asian shithole, any critter left was probably caught and eaten alive with some spicy onions sauce within 2 hours>but the toxic gas !!another video for liveleak
>>214455649All of this shit is bad and none of it is canon.Here is the only good and canon Alien entries.
>>214464894imagine her giving you a half-assed handjob while she's on the phone conducting business
>>214466575Bishop wasn't, retards like ridley and hawley keep forgetting that
>>214465282the whole read over about how growing up was forbidden didn't give that away?
>>214466575Bishop?>>214466617I also consider Prometheus-Covenant-Alien as a different somewhat worse cohesive trilogy canonically separate from this one.Romulus is a fun if retarded side story that's canon to each trilogy respectively by virtue of not fucking with the lore of either and AVP's are bonus content that are explicitly non-canon to both.
>>214466427Clearly Isaac is the kid of the Maginot's xenobiologistI runs in the family
>>214465910No more Harvey Weinstein to filter them
>>214466641semi-related, I consider an alien movie good if it understands that Weyland-Yutani being the most important company IN THE STORY does not mean it controls absolutely everything.The original Alien implied this but didn't world build enough for it to matter. Aliens did this by explicitly pointing out Ash was made by HyperDyne, even if that was probably just Cameron shouting out his other movie, and Isolation did it really well by introducing Seegson, Watatsumi, etc.A:E is, ofc, the fucking opposite of that, having extended the "WY is a world government" retardation to an entire world built around the most economically illiterate understanding of corporations imaginable.
>>214466205>that said is it foolish to hope they will explain why Kirsh is the only one monitoring Neverland's CCTVs to the point of noone realizing the hybrids' trackers were disabled until he notices that?it's a MULTI TRILLIONAIRE company hell the king of the corporation is a trillionaire himselfbut he can only afford one old robot as a guy who does any of the high end workthat one robot has to divide his attention between 1. preparing the biggest, groundbreaking project for launch (notice how nobody gives two fucks about monitoring or testing the kids just a few days before some big landmark moment, the kids just sit at the pond, they stream every one of their sensations in real time but they don't even notice one is dead)2. experimenting on the multiple alien life forms that just sit in the cages wasting time and money3. going on pointless errands like standing with the hobbit boy during arbitrage, not doing any of the above workif only he could build another robot or a 100 to increase efficiency
>>214466317so far all the kids could invent is dying like a retard and be retardedthere's not much time to nostromo timeline, not to mention nostromo is already out there flying abouteven if they secretly retrofit it with a secret turbodrive, the crew never noticed that HOLY SHE WE HAVE FTL DRIVE NOW ON OUR MILKRUN NOBODY EVER HEARD OF AN FTL DRIVE
>>214466575my nigga Walter was a bro
>>214466788Ok but isn't that slightly less retarded than forgetting that ftl was already invented?
>>214466585>>but the toxic gas !!was probably healthier for the slopes than whatever polluted air they breathe throughout their day to day lives
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>>214457289Xenos made by the Engies use cocoons.Xenos made by David do not.
It makes sense if they merely lost the technology to create cyborgs and fly. Or maybe had a contract between the big sexy 5 to delete the data for corporate conspiracy reasoningNoah hire me
>>214466707>A:E is, ofc, the fucking opposite of that, having extended the "WY is a world government"Weyland-Yutani explicitly isn't the world government though, and there are multiple other just as powerful corporations they have to contend with
>>214467286>only sailors use cocoons>sailors don't use cocoons Austin>well they should, always sailing from port to port
>>214454640>in the future, CEOs litigate face-to-face without even a team of lawyers surrounding them and advising them every step of the way?????????????????????????????????????Why? These are literal overlords of the fucking planet, in what universe would they ever have to get their hands dirty like this, especially playing things by ear with seemingly zero preparation? And why didn't Morrow bring up the recording he saw of Kavalier talking to Petrovitch? More importantly, why didn't he keep a recording of that? And why would Kavalier even implicate himself by personally contacting a member of the Maginot crew? That could backfire in so many ways, including in the aforementioned litigation where it would be obvious he had actively orchestrated the theft a far more powerful bloc's property.What the absolute FUCK...
>>214467503>in the future, CEOs litigate face-to-face without even a team of lawyers surrounding them and advising them every step of the way>Yes lets have all business proceedings take decades to finish so that by the time either side wins, it's worthless anyways lmaoYutani wants her killer space-bugs yesterday, not after she's retired.
>>214467503wasnt this whole scene because using their lawyers would have taken way too long? its also why at the end of the scene they decide to just illegally send over their mercenaries anyway.
>>214467553Again, why wouldn't she have anyone advising her so she doesn't get finessed by a quarantine technicality? Even just a synth to whisper in her ear about protocol traps? And again, WHY NOT BRING UP THE RECORDING MORROW SAW? Did he just not tell her?
>>214467578Because Yutani wants her murder animals asap, any result besides getting it the same day would mean her sore loser ass would sent the mercs in
>>214467593Objection, hearsay
>>214467639Then why didn't she bring up that Kavalier contacted a member of the Maginot crew to arrange for the ship to crash in the first place? That would've been an automatic case closed.
>>214465565Does she at least get a dirt bike?
>>214467656>Objection, hearsayOne that has a witness and a recording that said witness should've been smart enough to keep (especially since we downloaded the ship's records). Also, Kavalier was the one who started with hearsay by suggesting the crash was a WY attack on Prodigy. He literally opened the door for accusations.
>>214467503they can do that but I'd expect it to be done in a more clever way rather than like two idiots without any ammoshe looked deeply incompetent and even if she wanted to half ase it this would make it suspicious to the opponent
>>214467744Plus we're talking about leaders who literally hold more influence and power than anything the world has ever seen, far more than any current day equivalent. These aren't the sort of people who would do face-to-face meetings without every detail already being sorted out and squared away. Meetings like this would just be formalities more than anything, symbolic shows of trust instead of the actual nuts and bolts of the negotiation. It just wouldn't make sense for them to come down from their ivory towers to waste time like this unless there was a guaranteed result.
>>214461298>knows the bug has acid blood and spews acid>knows that limbs can be replaced with spare ones>doesnt immediately crush it, sacrificing a hand to keep himself aliveNo self preservation instincts at all
>>214466064alien has FTL, hawley is just a massive retard who doesn't know or care about the franchise. just look at his early life, these people aren't around because of their skills and talent.
>>214465542OrBoy Kavalier is a smug retard who doesnt realize his man servant is conducting his own experiments
>>214466709>trillionaireInflation sucks
>>214466617Correct answer
>>214468105We can assume whatever future currency they use likely isn't pegged the USD as we know it. Their trillionaires might have net worth in upwards of quadrillions or quintillions if we were to convert it to present-day dollars..
>>214467331Like fucking Walmart, Lmao.
>>214468090I don't want it to be that simple.
>>214458519>The show should be named Alien: Retards.>Anyway, like I was sayin', alien is the fruit of the space. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, alien-kabobs, alien creole, alien gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried.>The show should be named Alien: Retards.
>>214466666>Prometheus-Covenant-Alienchecked. But that's not a cohesive trilogy. Prometheus was always more a reboot than a prequel. It's extremely obvious it has zero connection to the movie Alien. Both movies are far better off not being linked. Alien was always more interesting when the derelict had been there for thousands of years and the Nostromo was just investigating an unknown signal. Prometheus was way more interesting not being shoehorned in to an existing canon that it would never fit.
>>214467680Who said he got the entire computer and not just the science files?Downloading the whole s drive from R&D doesn't also get me financial data, or hell even R&D if I dont have access
>>214468367>XE-NO-MORPHS! Fry 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!
>>214465542>>214468090>>214468360This is Hawleyslop, they'll try to make some big revelations in the last few episodes to recontextualize what came before. Kirsh working for the good of Boy Kavalier, but still going outside the lines, and eventually doing something BK wouldn't want (but Kirsh thinks is good for him) is my bet. One or some or all of these ayy-lmao being the key to putting a human in a synth body seems to be likely. Kirsh doing something that forces BK through this process even though BK wouldn't agree to it seems like a likely development.
>>214462417U2 the fly would have been kino ending tune
>>214462417>doesn't end with Do you think you're better off alone
>>214467744>>214467804Both the Maginot episode and this scene make it abundantly clear that these writers have never held an actual job.
>>214468367>>214469024Alien: China
>>214469514YUO EAT BOIL FACE HUGGER LAO GAN MAACID BLOOD GOOD FOR HEALTH
>>214469514>chinks eat huggers>no invasion
So was this the worst episode of Alien: Earth so far? Or was the previous one directed by the same ... woman... the worst?
>>214469673Why the fuck are so many awful directors now Icelandic women? Is it all the same woman and I'm just not remembering her name every time or are there just a million women named something like Faggotssdottir running around ruining all of TV? Is it a plot? Is it a front for the Icelandic mob? What's up with it?
>>214458010everything HR Giger did was about hot sex
>>214469907based
>>214469767Why do you hate women? Because you cannot have sexual relations with them? Rhetorical question, we know the answer is yes. Wendy would kick your ass and shoot you in the neck and make a Tik Tok dance, if they had Tik Tok in Alien.
>>214469907>One is wearing a condom.
>>214469980Because they are soulless whores with no empathy, loyalty and morals, with the intelligence of a goldfish and I am not certain they are fully sentient.
>>214470003I warned you. Wendy? Go ahead.
>>214469907they brought him back for prometheus and the absolute Chad was like "ok now the big squid thing literally mating presses the Engineer and nakadashi's him; make sure you get a shot of its back as it comes"
>>214469980Imagine this cocky racially ambiguous child robot coming to destroy your fragile male ego with a wink.
>>214469907>>214470033His entire aesthetic was trying to capture that peculiar nature of sex wherein it's objectively disgusting but we all love it anyway.
>>214470033kek
>>214469980I fucking hate women so much
>>214465839That looks so stupid. What the fuck is even supposed to be happening here?It squirts acid right?Why does he start puking up synth fluids?It barely even started to eat away at him.
>>214469012Doesn't mean Yutani couldn't still bring it up since Kavalier was already lobbing accusations.
When do they find the giga-xeno mountain?
>>214470682season 4
>>214466666excellent quints, anonchecked
I’m glad I watched the show, way more interesting than any of the Alien movies from Prometheus to onward.
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