HOH: VinceNoms: TBDVeto: TBDPreviously on /bb/: >>214459677
SHE ATE YOUR COOKIES
I DON’T WANT A COOKIE
everyone but ava trying to wait out the others
>a-at least I still have AFP-ACKget fucked hobbit
morgans gonna freak
LOOK AWAY MORGON
they dramatic zoomed herbb knows kino when they have it
time for the choice, vincenzo
king keanu got the thighs out
>>214462223he really fucked up winning this week but his dommy mommy morgan cant win hoh so he was shit outta luck
>>214462241YOU'RE LAUGHING WITH HERTHAT BITCH PUT ME UP ON HER BLOCK AND YOU'RE LAUGHING
she is SEETHING and can't even pretend to be interested
yum yum yum
Imagine Morgan walked in on Lauren sucking Vince's dick in the showerJust imagine the fucking livestream kino as she grabs the knife and goes full Norman Bates on them both. Would make the gore of this week pale in comparison. Would be THE most kino reality TV moment ever.Also Ava is a fucking nasty little cunt who never deserved to be casted. Muh Will muh failed player muh sleeping all day. Real nice contestant there, BB.
Ashley is a New York Jets weirdo
VINCE SHE ATE ALL YOUR SNACKS AND WE GOT NO TIME TO HANG OUT
>>214462245ay yovery nice
>Jets fansewww I hate this cast now
kek she left
ava going to do a rain dance in the dr
VINCE GOT UP AND MOVEDPUSSYWHIPPED CONFIRMED HIS NUTS ARE IN MORGAN'S PURSE
>morgan 2nd person to leavebrace yourself vincegonna be ugly tonight
>>214462245
>>214462240>looks at vince>>214462241>looks at lauren
kek ava beat her to the dr to gossip
BYE BITTER HAG
LOL
morgan so mad she wants to melty in DR
MORGAN CRASHING OUT
>>214462275fuck she did lmaobitchily opened the door too
>>214462262hell yeah
morgan is DRs second choice too LMAO
DR NOT AVAILABLE KWAB
Can't believe she actually hustled right to that button right after Ava booked it in there. Just extend the season a week at this rate to drive them bonkers.
lmao she is storming around the hosue
>>214462241She's so jealous and yandere and it's funny how Lauren pretends to be oblivious to it all. Or maybe she truly is that retarded and doesn't notice, it's possible with Lauren.
she nodded pretty hard when dr room rejected her
this is why we love morgo folks
keanu/vince, unless kelleys hiding in the bathroom
morgan burp
SHE'S GONNA BLOW
BACKYARD
I don't think anyone could actually ever make Morgan happy.
Haven’t been on /bb/ this year since I was weeks behind. Overall pretty good season. I’m over the Vince blunder that sends his ally home into one-on-one cry sesh combo every single week tho
>>214462337she don't love herself
>I can do no right by hercut her loose vince, it’s time
>>214462319yjk jewva is crying about losing her old wholesome bbc soldier man. neurotic j freak.
>keanu: when i walked in the wine room, morgan looked legitimately sad
>>214462262>casted
they denied us seeing a full Lauren walk down the stairs
throw gasoline, ashleycome on baby you can do it, you know you wanna
JEJ Ashley loves stirring the pot and fucking with Wacko Morgo's frail, sick, jealous mind.
Keanu also pushing for Lauren otb kek
put up ashley buddy
ashley slamming her foot on morgos gas pedal
Imagine this loose insane pitbull seeing a toddler in their sights cast being let loose on Rubina's emotional state
>>214462262holy shit!
>>2144623533 am on two hours of sleep while shitposting stoned and druk in a /tv/ thread about a reality TV show. You got me, famiglio.
HOLY SHIT IF HE PUTS UP LAUREN
>>214462366>what Ashley will actually do:
lol keanu he would have no problem putting you up buddy
>lauren walking into bathroomlel morgan is seething you just know it
>>214462359lauren watch out
>lauren walks into the bathroom>morgan runs away
Vince talks so much shit about Keanu but when they are together they seem like friendly bros. Weaselly, pussy whipped fag. Shave your mustachio, Vincenzio.
>>214462391don’t take what vince says to keanu seriously
>>214462386lets get fucked up
lauren needs to finally put her foot down and tell vince to not put her up
>you're gonna fuck up your hoh again brolel keanuvince outright shouldn't have won this
Imagine if lauren poops while squatting over your face
>im telling you bro
Imagine the insane sex from his ambiguous raced slam piece if he puts up Lauren
>>214462431Haha that would be weird
>>214462436>bro, im telling you
>cmon bro
YOU DON'T WANNA WHIFF AGAIN DO YOU VINCE?
>>214462286
just put her on the block, bro
keanu and morgan keep bringing up the worst possible outcome of lauren winning veto and using it which results in one of them going upbut lauren is not guaranteed to play and/or win it or she might not use it. such an easy counter
Imagine if vince picks keanu's chip first then his own for veto and picks lauren over morgon
GROD I AM NOT WORTHY OF THE KINO YOU PROVIDED THIS SEASON
Imagine F2 are Vince and Lauren and Vince loses. Or, F3 is Vince, Morgan and Lauren, and Lauren wins it all over Morgan. The melty and stinkface would be legendary.
just put up ashley buddy she would put you on the block in an instant
>use her southern harm
keanu is going about this pitch the worst possible way kekno way vince is listening to him going>you're going to fuck it up again bro>listen to me bro>I know what's bestmorgan unironically has better odds of sealing the deal
>>214462419Vince is one of the better mistmaster casts in recent memory, but it’s like he watched Tyler in BB20 and decided to rip his strategy without having the balls or charisma to pull it off. Bb27 Rachel was one of the most obnoxious people I’ve ever seen in the house, but it was like a strange inverse of Cody/Paul where she was the returnee calling out the obvious liar and all the other idiots in the house just let themselves get misted.
>>214462431
every damn week this season is incredible
>>214462481he is so retarded. less than 24 hours ago he was spinning lauren cant win because her hoh's were a flop cause she got adrian and will out and now she is calling her chelsie for never touching the block lmao
>>214462457grod blessshe always does the hands thing or nail thing, just like in the hammock and pool that night
BRO CHELSIE WON CAUSE SHE DIDNT SEE THE BLOCK BROIM TELLING YOU MAN PUT HER UP BRO
>>214462481>keanu is going about this pitch the worst possible wayHe always does. It's his one real weak point. He needs to train in the art of pilpul and then come back for another season to win it all.
vince is 100% not putting lauren up, dont get your hopes up dumb asses
BRO SHE HASNT TOUCHED THE BLOCK
>>214462475I don't imagine Morgan, Rachel, Ashley, or Will voting for Lauren to win. But maybe.
>>214462496based blondren
>>214462457kek morgan
>>214462475i mean it's not impossibleshe'd have kelley and ava locked and just needs two more
>>214462503vince aint listening to the guy who nommed him and left him hanging on the block to punish him kek
THINK ABOUT THIS LOGICALLY, BRO
>>214462502He'll be a staple on The Challenge (if he wants to be). He needs to sharpen his strategic chops there and then come back to BB.
>>214462457haha holy shit
all this is telling vince is he's dragging lauren to the finale no matter what
yeah, he's not putting her up kek
the season ends in 2 weeks and Keanu doesn’t realize Lauren is one of Vince’s closest allies
>the one person he wants to save is the person that wants me out
>>214462521Even though Keanu actually came to feel bad about that and promised to use the veto on him if he won
>>214462528keanu and turbo would run that house
>>214462542he is basically devin if he had made it this long lmao
you're worrying me dude!
>>214462550yeah keanu wanted him to staybut you just know vince is bitter about that week
>>214462557I was trying to think of who he reminded me of. Thank you anon
>>214462528>>214462551Never seen it. Is it kino? Where should I start? And what about this Love Island I am hearing about from reddit, I only go for salt mining I promise
L O L this is fucking legendary
>keanu went on and on and on that if lauren took out will last week she can't win against anyone>now he's suddenly saying lauren is a threat to win the seasontop kek cmon now!
PUT HER UP, BRO
PUT HER UP BRO
>>214462351the initial morgo and vince wine room talkhttps://streamable.com/eejnom
>It's double eviction night baby based julie mentioning lauren vince feed kino
he is trying to brow beat vince again
if I were vince the ashley defense from both morgan and keanu would make her my targetshe's worming her way to F4 easy
>>214462561>a proud father.webmThat's the one, thanks anon. Had it somewhere on my phone and too lazy. But you can tell Keanu meant it about taking him back off if he won.
>>214462575>Is it kino?yes>Where should I start?literally whenever. theres always tons of returning players with drama that bleeds over from season to season so there's no real good starting spot
>youre gonna build her resume for her*gigantic smile*
meanwhile lauren
>>214462595Too bad this only works if your name is Morgan
Rat Boy get PBRs, continuing his late 00s cool kid gimmick I guarantee you he didn't live.
>>214462597exactly
>morgan: ngl but that zingbot really fucked with me
>>214462617kek he really did get pbrs
>>214462575Rivals and Rivals 2
keanu vs kelly blockbuster is like godzilla monster island death match
>>214462617Not even PBR 5.9s either
>>214462612lauren is perfect
Kelly bros lauren sisters we got this
>>214462612SEXOOOOOO
>>214462583thank you so much
you’re makin me nervous dawg
>you can't say that about laurenkek
kek keanu>me and morgan are guaranteed to take you to F3, you cant say that about lauren>literally has an F2 with him
Vince is not far off in age from me and seems to have done so much less by spending a decade applying for reality shows.
>>214462621hahahaha
>>214462631Oh wait nvm, Murricans don't get these lol
Ava shut yo ass up
this week will finally break the egg man
YOURE MAKING ME NERVOUS BRO
>>214462658>5.9>strong
>>214462658The fortified pbrs are 6.5% in the states
kek Vince getting fucked over so bad with this 3/4 nomination block slop at final 7
>>214462583yes thank you
>it would be me you and morgan on her block
>>214462668i like how keanu asked him earlier in the conversation>are we good?>yea were good>so like not even a consideration of going up?>i mean i dont want to put you up, unless i hear some crazy shitthat should've set off alarm bells for keanu right there
What was the comp?
>>214462658I can walk down to the corner store a half mile away & buy hard liquor, 10% 6 pack of beer, & get some roller items & scratchers, then hit the dispensary on the other corner too if I want. Flawed but at we have that.
> bro.
lmao>if she wins next week you are still ON HER BLOCK
YOU'RE ON LAUREN'S BLOCK, BRO
keanu has no fucking clue what's going on still
Ashley: "Vince is a pushover" Morgan: "Yeah, he's just way too nice."Ashley: "He's waaaaay too nice!"
>>214462684i dont get why people even stay in the room at that point since its a forgone conclusion but they are trying to win that money by sitting around people they hate i guess
>>214462669That's what they call anything over 5% in Leafland. I'm not a beer snob and barely drink it all anymore because I drink to get druk/numb myself out and beer is just fattening piss water that makes me take horse pisses every 20 minutes. I dropped like 20 lbs instantly when I switched from beer to mixed drinks.
>>214462707so fucking funny
vince needs to just say, look lauren used the veto on me what have you ever done for me? you put me on the block
These bozos don't even understand how the moon moves around the sky
>>214462684well it should because he told kelley he'd put vince up
>>214462707FACTS bro
>>214462669Forgot my pic
Ashley talking about how it’s weird the moon is in a different spot. DUMB.
>>214462714thats fair but im pretty small and i drink 9 - 10% DIPAs
>first hoh>it's a disaster but he makes it through>second hoh>it's a disaster but he makes it through>third hohrepeat
Morgan asked Ava how she and Will connected so fast.>His name is the same at my brother-in-law's name, who I love a lot.
vince wont nominate lauren, her mind control powers will prevail
>>214462723it amazes me how dumb the average American is
kek vince putting keanus retarded argument back at him
I need like 8 beers to feel a thing, I'd just forgo alcohol in the house
yeah, vince is essentially telling keanu like morgan that lauren isn't going up
>>214462735Thought she was supposed to quit the dumb act at jury
>>214462748if they were smart they probably wouldn't be on a reality show
>>214462709i get why he is so frustrated all the time. he only has his POV so shit to him looks fucking stupid
>>214462735Then Morgan said something like the moon has to move around so that the sun can rise. huh?
>chelsie won from never touching the block at all
fuck these hags go back to the hoh
Personally I enjoy room temperature steel reserve.
any compilation of the zings yet?
>i SAVED UuuuUUu>Wat tEH FuK haz KEllY dUn firr yOU
Keanu not clocking the Lauren Vince F2 is hilarious
>Big King Keanu will never give you a motivational lecture and tell you the harsh truths you need to hear.Just Win, bros. WAGMI.
you going up and leaving on vinny's hoh big dogpack your bags
i could not take keanu seriously with his hair like that
>>214462804Whenever I see hair like that I get the urge to take big garden shears and snip them off.
>Ava the aura reader said she never noticed before that the moon doesn't stay in the same place in the sky
>>214462786Not quite sure how Will stomached those 65 degree Ultras.
lol lauren she is too pure
>>214462709No one talks real game with himThe only one who kinda did was Rachel, but he didn't trust her that much
if vince tells lauren about keanu pushing for her to go up, she's not going up
They noticed the crowd's applause at the blockbuster was mild for Keanu's win. Nothing like the eruption of cheers last week when Vince won.
their convo was over but keanu just wanted to see if vince would make lauren wait another 5 min
can’t wait for these cunts to see Keanu win AFP
>>214462812does she not know it orbits the Earth? how dumb can a bitch be?
is fishtank actually worth watchingit seemed retarded to me and heavily shilled
>>214462827i dont think he even has to. he told her all week he was gunning for her
>>214462827but thats obvious everyone knows he would do that shes just not going up this week and vince doesnt care if he loses because of it
>>214462817Those are the best tasting water beers which is why they are popular these days.
>ashley tried to give a sign on the stairs that she didn’t win blockbusterhate this cunt
>>214462812The absolute state of American ivy league universities
>>214462842first half of season 3 was kino because it was basically big brother for retards
>>214462842>worth watching>watchingno u its more about shitposting in the thread
if i was vince, i wouldn't trust anything keanu is spewing
Vince is a super sniffer. He just sniffed three things in a row that he got in his hoh basket.
>>214462854she wants to celebrate with her F2 so bad
>>214462854cute!
DONT WHIFF BRO
>>214462812She's not supposed to admit to being a poser.
vinces longest night of the season
Vince inviting Keanu back acting like he hasn't been nonstop shittalking him. Why is he such a rat. Keanu is going to see the feed highlights and dump this loser like the untrustworthy backstabbing pussywhipped fuck that he is. I want to like Vince, too, but he is way too much of an indecisive pushover. Or "too nice" as the girls are calling him. I bet if he didn't walk in already having a gf that Morgan wouldn't be such an insane simp for him
why is keanu and lauren making retarded people noises?
>>214462840>>214462856All three were complete retards then. Ashley and Ava didn't understand the moon isn't stationary in the sky and Morgan implied the sun orbits the moon.
>>214462899That's how they communicate with each otherDon't be rude
>>214462899that’s just what british people sound like
>>214462864>>214462890He's a sniffchad. Guaranteed sniffs Kelsey's PAWG thongs and her sexy high heels.>>214462878Impossible for Vinny the whiffer. And I mean that in more ways than one ;)
goodnight /bb/
>>214462895cry about it bitch. keanu literally has no allies. just be happy that giant retard has grodball blockbusters till final 6 because everybody has always wanted his fat ass out
>>214462929night babe
vince and lauren ice cream date incoming, morgans gonna FREAK
AHHHH MORGAN
>>214462929nite nite
>>214462911I'm gonna need Vince to do everything in his power to make sure one of these tards don't win 750k
LETS GO!!
MORGAN DON'T GO UPSTAIRS WHATEVER YOU DO
LAUREN IS SO HAPPY
>>214462932Vince is losing. He fucked his own game long ago. By being a bigger bitch than even you and your mom put together.
CUTE
it’s so funny that keanu assumes him and vince are best buddies
God Lauren is so fucking annoying
>>214462950Too bad Morgan wasn't in the wine room. She'd be able to hear the jumping up and down.
>>214462956It's obnoxious. Lauren is fucking retarded. And that's saying something because all zoomers are but Lauren even more so.
60*3 and Lauren put 161
>God Lauren is so fucking annoying
>>214462961how can you be annoyed with someone so innocent and pure? she has no agenda or hate in her life. she is just living her dream playing bb.
>>214462961morgan they let you have a phone in the house?
final 4
whatever chance lauren had of going up died when she actually gave him a break from the game ballbusting morgan and keanu did to just celebrate
kelley, ava, ashley noms
>>214462987A grown ass woman acting like a 5 year old is disgusting behavior
I hate Lauren even more because of the simps. I'll never not hate her now because her simps are so obnoxious
>is she mad that you wont put me up>yep, keanu too>i could tell
>>214463009nothing personal morg
>>214463013no1curr
>>214463019>i could tellGreat job using your one and 1/2 brain cells, Retarden.
what music did vince get?
BACK YOUR BAGS BRO
sorry fellas caught it a bit late
I love Lauren even more because of the simps. I'll never not love her now because her simps are so delightful
>>214463013Don't blame this on us, you hated her from the get go
lauren's HoH was NOT a failure
lauren admitting she shouldnt have thrown comics
>>214463042Lauren is one of the smartest HGs this season
>>214463030u did 2 read & reply & (You) me. tanks fwend. wook, I'm kawaii wauwen now! DURRRRR HURRRRRRR
>>214463049thanks!lauren no! dont tell him you will use the veto
Lauren is telling Vince she will do exactly what Morgan and Keanu think she will do
>>214463069nice mental breakdown
>>214463049Fucking simple jack over here spazzing around like a retard
morgo btfo
lol lauren telling vince to put up ava kelley and ashley, she'll win veto and take down ava/kelley and he backdoors keanuthe exact situation keanu was telling vince would happen if he doesnt do lauren instead of ashley
>>214463056I thought she was attractive enough and genial, a harmless airhead. Now I just find her cringe like MLP or whatever faggy nu-anime they like nowadays for soeyim
>>214463079he can’t just tell her not to and she won’t
>>214463050uhh based department?
>>214463088CLOCKT
Lauren has been noticing a lot tonight. She must have a new module. She even noticed Ashley was overly happy when Vince won.
>>214463082I was imitating your queen goddess just now fucktard, do you even watch the streams or just have it on mute while you goon your boipukki to Tarden?
>ashley going on the block again
lauren happy and laurenseether mad. it’s a good night.
>>214463102Sure, buddyWhatever you say
>>214463111Zingbot brute forced a factory reset
kek lauren>i wil GUUUUUN for that veto
Laurenfags post in the joshi threads KWAB
>>214463140HARD
>>214463122Kek this season really broke the rhaptards
vince wants veto used morgan btfo
>>214463132I promise. Please believe me. It would mean the world to me. I can't have you thinking I would lie to you, anon.... Please, no, perish the thought.
vince trying to get lauren to use the veto on ashley so he can pretend he was still looking out for the judgeskek he is incredible
Lauren and Vince both seem totally genuine with each other, it’s cute
>heres the thing about you using the veto poor lauren her last few gals out the door
>>214463161>gets lauren to pick morgan>gets her to use veto on ashleyi kneel
Watch yourself Vince, you're trying to break up the Bond Girls
Laurens entire substitute for having a personality is to act like a child, except she’s too mushbrained to pull that off and ends up coming off like a deranged non verbal autistic kid mid meltdown
laurens final 2 has continually sent her allies out the whole season and she loves him for itvince i kneel
>>214463168there's a new group of girls now
I really want a final three with Vince, Morgan, and Lauren where Vince wins the final HOH and has to choose.
>>214463049cute hug
lauren is cute :3
>>214463174what if she is actually autistic though?
>>214463122>she's leagues ahead of him as a strategisthuh????
>>214463174Her drunken stepdad probably smacked her around as a baby, that or her mom drank and smoked crack while pregnant. There is clearly something deficient there.
Morgan just got attacked by a fly
>>214463122>strategist
>>214463122He has Vince derangement syndrome. He can't go a minute without shitting on Vince or raging if anyone says something vaguely positive about him.
>everyone is telling me i will go on their block
>>214463202who is everyone? why cant you discuss names with your #1?
it’s easy to pick lauren over morgan cause lauren doesn’t shut down and have a melty when vince disagrees with her
>>214463190Facts. Completely dead behind the eyes and visibly missing that thing that makes us sapient human beings.
>>214463122>posting a random twitterf*g with a horid take
>shes scared
>>214463205she looks like that gorilla who learned sign language here, except the gorilla had a higher IQ
>>214463174>>214463212she's just an iPad kid. it's why she's constantly watching the TV screen
>>214463122this season has utterly buckbroken the twitterfan set
its lame and gay hes even telling her not to use the veto
>vince said earlier hes not staying up until 4am again>its 1am and morgan hasnt even been in HoH yet alone with vince
>>214463249she tells him if ava or kelley goes this week and she finds herself on the block next week with one of them she goes homehe still telling her she needs to throw
>>214463249FUCK YOU IVE WANTED AVA GONE FOR MONTHS!!!!
>>214463181Vince wins, beds Morgan, & he helps her get over her hate of Lauren as they raise her as their daughter.
>i shouldve frickin won
I just realized Morgan and Lauren are like complete opposites of one another. Like when you use invert colors on photoshop. One can't shut up, the other can "barely speak" as Rachel's husband put it. One is a crazy clingy bitch, the other is a chill retarded Stacy. And on and on.
I’m not sure why Vince doesn’t realize that Keanu could use the veto on someone like Ashley and force Vince to nominate Morgan or Lauren
Lauren made a quizlet
>>214463296Someone escaped the snoozelen room!
>>214463280>would've taken down ashley>keanu goes up>morgan vs keanu in the ropesthat would've been a battle to see
>>214463305shes insane
Lauren made herself a quizlet for use in tie-breaker situations where you have to calculate seconds
the fuck is a quizlet
>>214463324It's a mnemonic device taught in special ed.
so if lauren doesnt go up at all this week. everyone knows that vince and lauren are like a final 2 right?
21 days with the HOH bathroom and Vinny still gonna tug his hog at the ladies
>>214463332no they just think hes a quivering crying retard swayed by southern charm
can we not scap about lauren and just enjoy the volcanic melty that will be this week?
>>214463332Best renom option is morgon
LOL morgan brought vince food and nothing for lauren>i didnt know if you wanted anything
ketchupbros....
vince saying he'd want lauren to use the veto on ashley if he doesnt put keanu up>it would screw up my whole week if you used it on ava or kelley>lauren: just win veto
>Well…just win veto.Just win Vinny that’s it yo.
Lauren & Vinny Final 2 will be so comfy
damn lmaobust inbust out
lauren needs to quit pushing and just agree to whatever vince wantsvince repeating the zing kek
SHE BURNT IT ON PURPOSEAlso for once I agree with Tarden. Ketchup on grilled cheese is nasty and for children. And if you use that kraft singles shit don't talk to me, plebeian.
kek morganthat felt like a horror film buildup
kek that zing
kek lauren eating morgans grilled cheese sammy
she's passive aggressively stomping around like apissed off wife
Why does morgon burn her grilled cheeses?
morgans zing was something like>what lights up everytime vince walks into a room and gives him long hugs and cuddles... his girlfriend
WE GOT OUR SECOND GRILLED CHEESE DRAMA OF THE SEASON
>>214463385I MADE IT FOR YOU AND YOU LET HER EAT IT VINCE!
>>214463385and doing the yum yum dance
>>214463393kek
>>214463375yea thats weird but i guess its cause people dont know what tomato soup it anymore so they just use some katsup
>>214463404
>>214463378She def either poisoned that shit or spit in it or something>>214463388That's what housewives do when they are having old married couple fights
>>214463389damn she got bodiedvince being a crybaby is nothing in comparison
>>214463375Pretty much every single grilled cheese she has made has been burnt with barely melted cheese
this is so goodmelty morgan and lauren the happiest
>>214463388because she hates lauren
>>214463393>just breathe morgan>count to 10, thats what the therapist said>just breathe>1 2 3
MORGAN FINNA CRASH OUT
imagine your closest ally wins hoh at final 7 and you know you’re safe and you’re still miserable. grim.
>>214463389
>>214463415Millennial women can barely "cook" and notice the zoomer and zoom-adjacent don't at all. It's a dying craft when a few short decades ago it was an expectation. These bitches can't even make a fuckin grilled cheese no more. The West has fallen.
she burns her tortillas too
>i wanted the back door like season 6>meanwhile they are upstairs calling the modern game a back door
>>214463454And overstuffs the fuck out of them to the point they are inedible sloppa.MORGAN IS FREAKING ABOUT LAUREN GETTING THE CHEESE
vince was just hoping for non verbal lauren. she is offering too much opinion
>ashley: morgan is such a giver, she gave us half of her grilled cheese>morgan: i am, i guess i am everyones girlfriend
>>214463470yup zingbot got in her head
Keanu and Vince HoH room convo - kinda goes round and round after initial points are madehttps://streamable.com/c1c3zw
>>214463440men are better chefs anyway
LAWRUN
>>214463493Yeah but we shouldn't have to when we are already expected to do everything else. Women are given the easiest expectations possible and still fail spectacularly. High schools need to bring back Home Ec and those Parenting classes where they have to take care of fake robotic babies
it's so fucking obvious and sad how much more genuine and relaxed he is with lauren than with morgan
>>214463528probs bc it's the difference between talking to a bumblebee versus Bobby Fischer
>>214463528its cause she cant handle the truth
lauren is starting to look at the hoh screen
Kinganu got em seething
>vince 2.0 isnt going to happen its so ogre
VINCE SHE HAS BEEN TALKING TO YOU FOR 45 MINUTES SHE HAS TO GO
lauren using FACTS and LOGIC to send Ashley packing this week
adrian WILL cuck papa won’t
NOOOO MASTER STRATEGIST ASHLEY GETTING OUTPLAYED BY LAUREN
>>214463564Imagine the reddit and X roast beef and poofter seething if it was the other way around and Vince was trying to micromanage and guilt trip her. It'd be nothing but toxic this and masculinity that and he'd be more hated than even Rylie
>>214463582Ashley is a floater
this week is sooo fucked for vince
>>214463569w2c his shirt?
>>214463595and really great for us
>>214463587I don't think about those places much at all
>>214463582Taran seething and saying how Vince is the worst and production are misogynists for zinging Morgan and not Vince.
Morgan winning Double Eviction HOH and nominating Lauren/Kelley with Vinny winning the veto and using it on Lauren would be kino
>>214463615There are decent-ish niche subs depending on the ultra specific hobby you are into, and good porn ones too. And from what I hear X is quite RP&B'd lately.
uh oh keanu bros….
MORGAN CHEATMANCE TALK IN THE HOH ROOM
cheatingislandbros we've been called out
Vince found his "reason" to put Keanu up
>>214463637Have you considered going back there then?
lmao if he actually said that
>she was just talking to me about life>morgan talking about anything but game>ayyylmao
WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND TELLS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, YOU DO IT
Keanu is too much of a bro for Vince to handle. Can't even take a little bit of (truthful) banter
its funny. the whole house is talking about it vince. not just keanu
YAY VETO AND BLOCKBUSTER
vinny talking about your cheatmance isnt a savage reason
at least lauren has gave him a promise not to use the veto on ava or kelley. just kinda going yup and staying silence
>>214463665Reddit for porn or Big Brother salt, sure. But I've been here since before either of those websites existed, so what does it matter to you, faggot?>muh website warsYou're about 20 years too late, dumbass. This isn't /b/ and we aren't all 13 like yourself anymore. Sorry you missed the glory days though, newfaggot.
Lauren safety status?
>>214463709Watch the f-bombs
>>214463721locked in
>>214463721HIS BLOCK WILL SEEE LAUREEENNNN
>>214463721she needs a helmet
how long have vince and lauren been talking this time?
>>214463721final 6
i think vinces biggest blindspot is morgan. i can see this finally blowing a gasket if he doesnt nom lauren at all this week. and she just goes scorched earth and teams up with keanu and ashley and rolls the rest of the house, vince be damned
>>214463746TOO LONG
>>2144637461 hour now
>>2144637463,724 seconds
>>214463746since >>214462964
Imagine Lauren slept over in the HoH room and Morgan kept ringing and knocking trying to get in and they just ignored her to send her into a melty spiral and make her lose the rest of the comps from being so sleep-deprived and upsetAbsolutely devilish
>>214463746It has been an hour so far. I made a post at the 45 minute mark
>>214463773>sorry morgan, the beds taken
>>214463754>morgo pulls a taylor/monte on keanu>buh bye vinny>wrecks two relationshipsqueen shit
THE JUDGES VINCE, YOU HAVE TO SUBMIT TO THE ALLIANCE I FORCED YOU INTO
>>214463754This could be it. Probably a reason she hasn't had a bf in 11 years. She's gotta be a quintessential spurned crazy ho. I hope one of them turns on the other, would be great TV.
>>214463773https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk8HBvv1iDM
>>214463790that alliance that hamstrung him with right before wall comp has really paid dividends for them
>>214463773VINCE WILL GET HIS 5 AM M&MS STRATEGY TALK
kek based lauren
British Lauren kinda
Has anyone ever cheated on their showmance before while on the show?
I know you are terrified of lying but your life is on the line dummy
vince is floundering. he wants lauren to give him a solid commitment in not using the veto but she isnt giving it to him
>>214463842
lauren WON’T commit to not using veto
cute lauren sticking her tongue out at keanu
Lauren already said from now on she's determined to play their own game. Between L and M Vince is F.... for FUCKED
>>214463873*her own game
Lauren is running this HOH
>i still wouldnt want you to use the veto>i hate asking you that but>lauren: i knowgirl still hasnt said she wasnt going to use it
>>214463873Watch the f-bombs
>>214463873Lauren & Vince winning the remaining HOHs so won’t matter. Rest of the house will keep seething
the judges don’t exist dumb hags
that girlfriend line is going to live her with all week
Vince just promised he's going pick lauren over morgon
>GO JUDGES GO JUDGES>apparently having a best fren in the house means being their girlfriend
>>214463922bitch, you know exactly where that came fromlying ass hooker
>>214463902Oh.... FIDDLESTICKS. Forgive my failure in my faltering formulation of my faculties, fren.
Morgan is talking at the cameras again
WHAT UPPPPP CHAAAATTHE ZINGS WERE GOOOOOOD
>>214463922brain broken by zingbot as predicted
>>214463908Lauren will betray Cucky for Ava. Mark my words.
SHE TALKED TO YOU FOR AN HOUR AND TWENTY MINUTES ON THE NIGHT OF YOUR HOH SHE HAS TO GO
WHOOP HIS ASS KEANU
BRO YOU CANNOT BELIEEEVE HER BRO
King dropping truth nukes again. Morgan hangs out with other people and talks game but puts Vince in a tiny little pink chastity cage over it when he does it.
NEW>>214463974>>214463974>>214463974
yeah yell at vinny that’s a good idea
>>214463979TELL HIM KING
>>214463933People's daughters read these threads.
>>214463754keanu would never team up with morgan and ashleyspecially not against his good bro vince
my god she is so pathetic
>>214464368Join us sister >>214463980
