>The.Wrong.Paris.2025.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-BYNDR>The.Wrong.Paris.2025.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-BYNDR>The.Wrong.Paris.2025.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-BYNDR>The.Wrong.Paris.2025.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-BYNDR>The.Wrong.Paris.2025.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-BYNDRhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgKpEeduwh0>A young woman joins a dating show thinking it's in Paris, France, but it's actually in Paris, Texas. She plots a way to get eliminated until her unexpected feelings for the bachelor complicate her plans. YES, IT IS A FACT THAT MIRANDA COSGROVE IS 1/8 MEXICAN ON HER MOTHER'S SIDE BUT SHE DOESN'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THAT SO SHUT UP!!!ANYWAY WILL MIRANDA STOP DOING FUNNY POWDER LONG ENOUGH TO BAG HERSELF A COWBOY?FIND OUT FOR THIS VOD FRIDAY RELEASE!
>>214463084Does she get nude?No then I don't care
>>214463117
>>214463117BTS
>UH OH FUNNY POWDER
>>214463125She's still hot. Nice legs.
>>214463149she's still a fucking twiglatina genes did not help her at all
>>214463084>25she wishes lmao
>>214463084>white
>>214463084Sequel to The Wrong Missy? That flick was kino I'll watch this one too.
>>214463084>White cowboyThe twist is that she still gets BLACKED
>>214464386but the cowboy got LATINXD by Miranda who is 1/8 Mexican
>>214463517I guess the Latina genes thing is a meme
>White
>>214463084i will wait for the sequal The Wrong Bagdad, where she thinks she is going to Bagdad, California to look at an old mining ghost town but is actually sent to Baghdad, Iraq and made to pay for the crimes of George W Bush and the American Infidels.
>>214463084Is her target a Texas Quarterback?>>214464421I believe its called BEANED, anon.
>>214465288no, she's actually part-Mexicansee her mom?
>>214465574>She plots a way to get out of her public execution until her unexpected feelings for the leader of Al Qaeda complicate her plans.
Go to your closest fast food place at lunch today and the lady that takes your payment will look just as hot as her.
Will she discover funny powder?
>>214465868yes
>generic hallmark rural chad wank moviekinda ick bros
>>214463084Miranda Cosgrove...that's a name I've not heard in many years. Reminds me of this party I went to in college.
https://post.rlsbb.ru/the-wrong-paris-2025-1080p-web-h264-ethel/FUNNY LINKS FUNNY LINKS
>>214463125why does every woman wear those shoes with a dressit looks terrible
>>214463084man she has a huge head
Is Paris, TX even "cowboy" country? I only remember the Wenders film and none of it is even set in Paris, TX.
>>214468281Not really, but Texas is only about 10% desert, our barbecue is not known for being saucy, and we don't have saguaro cactuses either. There are worse stereotypes and misconceptions.
Every hispanic girls dream; being mistaken for white and dating a white boy
>Drake & JoshShe always reminded me of that little brown girl on 7th Heaven. You just assume she must have been adopted or otherwise your brain explodes.
>>214465630Apparently she isn't
>>214467235>film based on a shit reality TV programdire.sequel:>miranda cosgrove thinks she's going to London on a reality dating thing, but it's London ontariothird film:>miranda thinks she's going to Perth in Scotland but ends up in australia4th>miranda thinks she's going to the moon for a space based reality TV program, turns out she has to moon the camera.5th>miranda signs up for a trip to Rome, but then a time machine sends her back and she's forced to be a slave girl for a wealthy owner of a gladiatorial training centre. she sees various nefarious plans occurring before eventually the wife of the owner feels jealous or threatened and has her fucked, tortured and killed in the arena by wild beasts.6th>miranda's back, this time she hears the word dessert and thinks she's going to eat a sundae, but it turns out she's sent to the desert on a sunday, on a horse called friday. gut splitting hilarity ensues.
>>214468428>2009She's since talked about being Mexican due to taking a DNA testhttps://www.tiktok.com/@dogdadbenjamin/video/7383010156138843435
>>214465630and her mother is part aubergine
>>214465707>thinks allie kayeeder is or ever was in eye rackDERRRPPwe got im
>>214468488she admitted her mom is Mexican on this podcast. https://www.tiktok.com/@dogdadbenjamin/video/7383010156138843435
>>214468476>She's since talked about being Mexican due to taking a DNA test>https://www.tiktok.com/@dogdadbenjamin/video/7383010156138843435I FUCKING KNEW ITHAHAAHAHASUMMER GLAU NEEDS TO TAKE THE TEST TOO BECAUSE SHE'S CLEARLY PART ASIAN.
>>214468476Ayyy mi hija, I have sometheeeng to tell you. es que, cuando you were leetle I tell you you was france, but thee truth ees que you are messihan, like mee mi hija. chu don never tell nobody because eet a secret ese
>>214463084>YES, IT IS A FACT THAT MIRANDA COSGROVE IS 1/8 MEXICAN ON HER MOTHER'S SIDEPeople have been proving this for years through her genealogy but she always denied it until now even though her mom looks obviously Latina. https://ethnicelebs.com/miranda-cosgrove
>>214468506>>214468532I don't think a dna test was necessary. anyone with a pair of eyes can tell, and she likely knew it all along.must have been for political reasons, or her mother was a wet back border hopper
>>214468476damn. her mom is lookin good.
>>214468567She also claimed in that podcast she she is also a little bit Jewish
>>214468590That's just Dan Schneider's leftover cum
>>214468582But can she cook? I don't do brown unless they can make some good shit from the Old Country.You know who makes good food? Filipinos. It's like a mix of Chinese and Mexican food.
>>214468582Anybody can see her mom is Latina
I DON'T CARE THAT YOU LOOK LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AS LONG AS YOU'RE GIVING ME ACTION
>>214468506>you can't be wiypipo and have black hair>spain, italy, greece enter the roomthe cunt calling herself philipino looks 1/100th flip, they're all disgusting and deranged and you can see the enforced guilt on m. cosgrove's face when she talks about race. "oohhh I wish I was a third world pauper filth sack".
>>214468617dios mio. i take back what i said.
Too many comments to respond. But she is any "race" she needs to be in any given moment. That's the power of muttdom.
>>214468643We all age at some point
>>214468590it's the 23 and me typical tricks, she says "a little bit indian" as well as the yid slice. those companies admitted putting in fake data to "fuck with ray's sis" a long time ago.dont know how people can have so little idea of their own heritage that they'd ever feel they need to be told what they are by a lying jew company.>>214468611hahahaha, made me fucking cackle
>>214468643>>214468669Here is the podcast where she admits to being "Mexican and a little bit Indian" https://youtu.be/FSI4OAM0A-U?t=2042
>>214468614that's some of the worst food I've seen on the planet.they just fry up various lumps of offal and call it a 'dish'
>>214463084Age is truly horrifying. She looks for a 30 something but nowhere near as pretty as she did 10 years ago.
>>214468681>>214468685Have you tried Indian food? I'm not talking buffalo jerky and maize. I'm talking shitting your guts out after curry induced vomiting.
>>214468681>Here is the podcast where she admits to being "Mexican and a little bit Indian"She also says in that video that she is 30% Jewish lol
>>214468666stop it, you're going to scare the "MILF" lovers away.
>>214468681it's already in anon's link above.she doesn't admit it, as it very likely isn't true at all.those companies were putting in: <1% indianmeaning less than 1 percent, which can technically mean 0%. they frequently put in fake african/jew etc.genetic experts said those online tests were about 50% accurate, which means the results are more or less a coin flip, but millions have now based their whole identity on a scam.the only ones who might not know who they are, have been adopted. otherwise ask your grandparents.
i miss jennette
>>214468720philipino food is the poorest crap there is. I've eaten it in the country itself, if you've enjoyed it in the US, it probably isn't what you'd find in the philipines, and is more likely some stolen recipes from other countries.
>>214468800>those companies were putting in: <1% indianBesides saying she was Mexican on her mom's side, she literally says that 23andme said she was 30% JewishSource: https://youtu.be/FSI4OAM0A-U?t=2042
>>214468721it is hard to believe that she's 50% jewish. you can't really tell that she's 70% jew from her photo, so no wonder people are surprised that she's 100% jewess.
Be sure to save this for the next time some retard says Miranda is not Mexican. The link to the podcast with timestamp is on the webm.
>>21446883550% error margin, they saw her name, knew she was famous and wrote in "jew" so she works for them.the old articles have been purged from the internet it seems, but they had people who worked for those companies admitting they adjusted results to suit their own whims.you fools believe it's factual
>>214468825Yeah, they had shit that was basically egg rolls. Tasted great, but even I admit something wasn't right about it.What does /tv/ consider to be American food? Hamburgers? Is that why you call us "burgers"?
>>214468875>you fools believe it's factualI don't need to look at her 23andme to see that she has Mexican DNA.
>>214463084the dude looks and talks like sawyer from L O S T which is the best type of guymiranda looks cuteblack people are not center stageits gonna be kino
>>214468552as a spick i appreciate the effort it took to type like how chicanos talk
>>214468898but you did to find out she was a jew/indian/eskimo
>>214468989thank you for your service
>>214468882american food is a mix depending on how much you know about it.surface level is burgers (German), fries (Belgian), pizzas (Italian).beyond that there's the regional stuff like pulled pork and clam and lobster and so on that food guides talk about. maybe some of those recipes can be traced back to other countries too.i like american food, it's generally well cooked, good flavour and decent portion size - the pies there are good.banana cream pie, key lime pie, mud cake and so on.good steaks too.
Is she still in debt from her tour van reading into a ditch
>>2144684634th>miranda thinks she's going to the moon for a space based reality TV program, turns out she has to moon the camera.I'd buy that for a dollar7th>Miranda thinks she's playing the ghost of clara bow, in a biopic of the silent film waifu and fan of USC football.
>>214463117FPBP
>>2144695248th>miranda is handed the script 'Miranda' and thinks it will be her biography. ends up in solitary confinement for 18 months as method acting for the part.
>>214463125those poor knees have seen better days
>>214463084kill yourself v*dtrannie
>>214468552Top fucking kek mi jermano
>>214463467I feel like 99 percent of the girls posted on here are hot as fuck, I don’t understand the whole “walled” thing most of the time, seems like something a catty gay guy would say.
>>214463084If you wanna watch your gay romcom show, then go ahead. But inviting others to do the same doesn't suddenly make it less gay
Is there anything worth wanking to in it?
>>214472057absolutely, the male lead is gorgeous
I skipped through the whole movie and this is pretty much the only fanservice from Miranda. After a catfight her shirt is ripped open showing off her bra. After this shot it magically gets fixed though.
is Miranda one of the very few kid stars that didn't turn into a wreck? From her interviews, it seems her parents are actually really responsible people that really love her and protected her from everything that could've harmed her which is pretty suprising
>>214472475There's also this above shot during the fight itself, but it's gotta be a body double because there's no way those are Miranda's mosquito bites
MOAR FUNNY POWDER
>>214472475>>214472519Based spy.
>No Miranda nude or sex sceneI'm internally sad. Being a Miranda fag is the saddest thing ever. She will never do a hot sex scene.
Miranda cosgrove opening your fan letters:https://www.instagram.com/p/DOV-faNiHUL/Nobody asked her if she get hammered and smashed by a whole USC fraternity. Why??
>>214465574Next: The Wrong Vegas. She thinks she's headed for the glamor and excitement of Las Vegas, NV, only to end up in the village of Las Vegas, NM.
>>214472475Did her opponent make fun of her tiny tits?
>>214468863Unbelievable how disgusting all 3 of these women are
>>214472568Real or true? Discuss, anons:I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.It was the worst night of my life.
>>214472475>>214472519Actually, it's Miranda herself.
>>214475133That one is, but the birds eye view one isn't. They are way too big to be hers
>>214470147Calm down, dirty Dan.
>>214468582Are you Arnold Schwarzenegger
>>214475353>>214475353I think it's just a matter of perspective.
>>214470147They really do be looking all worn and torn, damn.
>>214475133
>>214475521>Wearing a white bra even though it's clearly blue here>>214472475
>>214472519kek
>>214475521>>214475899They always make several takes, and sometimes they miss little details like that. it's very common at movies.
>>214475966wtf just read
>>214472475>the only fanservice from MirandaNot fair. Why she hates us so much sigh.
>>214477705She's insecure about her baby tits
>>214477787She should make a movie based on her college rumors. We deserve it.
>>214477787i will worship them until she loves them
>>214463084>>214463125>a Netflix filmeew
>>214477972You don't deserve nothing, pervs.
>>214478426Shut up, not Miranda.
>>214468552kek
>>214463149She's a dirty girl.
>>214463084>32>no kidstick. tock.
>>214478849I wish. But sadly she is too pure and shy.
>>214463084Miranda is aging beautifully like she still looks great.
>>214475966classic
>>214470695Unironically it's cope. A lot of guys here are envious of women's ability to get as much sex as they want, yet they can't do the same. So they cope by thinking "well, it's just until they turn 30, then they "hit the wall" and no one wants them. Meanwhile men get hotter as they age."
>>214465288Anyone can be skinny, but latinas do blimp up as they get older. Then again, everyone does.
>>214470695>>214479745t. elderly millenials with cats and drinking problems
>>214477787holy flat
>>214477787>have Latina genes>no tits, no ass, face already bustedKek
>>214480599Go to bed, Dan.
>>214463084She's so sexy. I love women that look like they blush when you say, "your pussy is so wet".
>>214475966based
racially ambiguous is fine, until 2 or 3 groups start claiming you lel
>>214463084Since when was Miranda Cosgrove white?
>>214482700>Since when was Miranda Cosgrove white?A lot of incels here think she is "European"
>>214463125Plastic surgery should be criminalized.>>214463517She isn’t even partially Latina.
>>214483441>She isn’t even partially Latina.she admitted her mom is Mexican on this podcast.https://www.tiktok.com/@dogdadbenjamin/video/7383010156138843435
>>214483498Jewish, too.
How did this thread last a full day?Are waifufags that in love with that mid bitch?
>>214463125She has a halloweenhead.
>>214468463>horse called fridaythat's a deep cut
>>214484063She was a celebrity on a popular kids channel so many grew up watching her. Add on to that she's never had a nude scene or leaks and there's always some excitement anytime she does a new project that THAT might be the one (it never is).
>>214470695the overcritical neckbeard who rates every hot woman a 2/10 is literally a meme
>>214475966I don't agree with what he said.. well I agree with that. But free speech I uphold.
>>214468476>>214468532>>214468560>>214468681>>214468835Wait, what kind of Indian? Mexican and Indian? Maybe descended from these people?
>>214484063Hi, newfag. I remember the daily iCarly threads. Great times
>>214485143Bitch is so full of herself and thinks she is too good to do nudes or sex scenes.
I swear she used to be a singer but something happened and she quit
>>214486093I thinks she broke her leg in a bus accident while doing a tour.
>>214463084Wife material.
>>214484063yes
>>214463084tits or gtfo
>>214486743not enough black boyfriends for that
>>214488777Miranda is pure, fag.
>>214488777Based dub dub trips of absolute truth.
>>214488830>Miranda is pure, fag.nah she's not even married.
>>214482700>Since when was Miranda Cosgrove white?Well what is she, a happa?
>>214489396Kind of. She's a Mestiza. Mexicans are just one of the thousands of Asians who crossed into the Americas from Alaska down to Chile and made up what became Eskimos, Redmen, and Indios. She also claims she has Jewish DNA so she is also a American Crypto-Jew. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mestizo
>>214489529Is that even possible lol
>>214489900The Mexican thing is obvious from her appearance but we don't know if she is a Jew or not. You can see her admit it herself. https://www.tiktok.com/@dogdadbenjamin/video/7383010156138843435
>>214475966Holy based!
>>214475966What the fuckAlso why is there so much pedophilia in 4chan
>>214463084she's starting to look whiter as she ages
>>214463084Wife material. Shame Dan the Van defiled her beyond imaginary and she can''t have a healthy relationship anymore.
>>214490359>Why do pedophiles flock to a place where everything is anonymous and there's no consequences for anythingGeez I wonder
>>214490516>she's starting to look whiter as she agesshe avoids the sun to look more White
>>214490516underrated post kek
Just perfection. Miranda found the fountain of eternal youth.
>>214492021Jesus
#1 in the World!! Congrats, Miranda. You are awesome.
>>214474847Thanks anon, I got what I came for
>>214466936this lmaohow is this an actual film
>>214493367We won.
>Megan wonJake&Drosh bros, not like this...
>>214494248YES
>>214463125Hottie
>>214463874>>214463084I love how americans treat 25 as the adult age instead of 18. all because of a pop science myth
>>214495741wat
>>214463084>One day and 14 hours agoHoly shit, Miranda fags. She should be proud of you.
>>214463084Miranda won
>>214496733Not proud enough to show us her lil titties though :(
>>214496913I wish she leaked vids of her college orgies desu
Next in the series:THE WRONG LONDONShe thinks she's going to London, England to hobnob with royalty. But she winds up in London, Ontario, eh!
>>214464386Die cück
>>214463149Just show your tits, C.
GIBBAAYY!
>>214496736
>>214463084he - he
Cosgrove and Curdy are both 5/10s, why are millenials so ugly.
>>214468410thought that dude was destined for stardom for sure.
>>214477787>Imagine the pazuri
>>214477787It's subtle but her eyes look haggard.>>214500719Is that from Drawn To Life?
>>214463152>b-but you were in iCarly ;_;
>>214475133webm?
>>214463084she cute
>>214489929Yup, wow. Thank you for sharing this, this is Bobby Lee's ex girlfriend and Esther Pazitski's podcast. Turns out Miranda's a little Jewish, just as I always knew in my heart. Miranda, you've yet to betray me, and you belong on the silver screen. I will troll an actual Mexican woman with your Netflix show and see if she can detect your secret. Cosgrove will be known as one of the great wits of our Disney generation. I cheer for her quips and feverish drive to play it smart and keep it cool.
>>214489929Do Filipinos not realize they’re just mixed race? Why are Filipinos and Mexicans and Americans so retarded when it comes to race?
>>214499499Cutie.
>>214503075>Do Filipinos not realize they’re just mixed race?Some of them are.
>>214498325he didn't fly so well
Paris, Texas sequel?
>>214468476FUCKING DROPPED
>>214505039>Povitsky>a "little" Jewish
>>214505352We're talking about Cosgrove, keep up, it's at the end of this video >>214468476
>>214499499>peaks at 17kek
>>214463084yuck i already have mayo overdose just by reading the pitch
>>214504926YES
>>214463125she kinda looks like sophia vergara, minus the body of course
>>214463084>2 days and 5 hours agoSticky when kek
>>214464386Delete this photo of me
>>214508802Why don’t threads just autosage after 24 hours?
>>214509333that's gay
>>214505039oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>214511520Late to the thread but I own Jennette Mccurdy's used underwear
>>214511538girls have it so easy
>>214511563Sure do
>>214463874It's a good age.
>>214463084whats the male equivalent genre of walled mid hag inexplicably pulls a 6'4 gigachad model?
>>214511538she used to model her clothes online before the book.She was shaking her ass and everything.Then she lost a ton of weight
>>214512124>She was shaking her ass and everything.that was a great webm
>>214510535And fake.
>>214493367>Number 1 in the USA todaySo proud of you, Miranda.
>>214511538Can't be real.
>>214512201
HOT. Wonder if they scissor.
>>214463906>Cosgrove doubting the other Cosgrove Kek
friendly reminder Megan won
