ITT official /tv/ food tie-ins
>>214464464What an abomination
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>>214464464GIB GIB GIB I LOVE SUPER SLOP
>>214464503Venom's cum
I really enjoyed this one
>>214464464I gotta have myself a meal
Missing out on The Sandworm Slayer genuinely haunts me. I think I would've really enjoyed that whole experience.
>>214464503what's the sauce? something onions sauce based?
>>214464531I look like this and say this
>>214464563I got this and it seemed retarded. Why would you make it half pepperoni and 1/4 cheese? It just feels like a pizza with 3/4 as many toppings for th same price.
>>214464758It looks like The Thing and I assume obviously The Torch get double toppings.
>>214464629Very Good!
>>214464464>>214464503Id eat this unironically
>>214464563>>214464758You shut your mouth when I'm talking to you. This is fantastic! ...mister fantastic! But seriously which one is the cheese? The fire one is johnny. The meat one is Thing. Is the cheese the invisible woman because she's so fucking basic she's invisible? Is it Mr Fantastic because he stretches like extra cheese? My brain can't comprehend the genius of this promotion.
>>214464593probably just balsamic vinegar
I kind of like this cross over. Wednesday really is just a Goth Wendy's.
>>214464464Schindlers List brand gherkins
>>214464593Black food coloring mixed with corn starch and water
>>214464503>>214464548>Venom's cumEww I thought the same. Is that what black people cum looks like? How many hours do you have to wait for it to disolve and you can go free? No wonder people are scared of them.
>>214464911>Schindlers List brand gherkins>gherkinsImagine not buying sheinfeld's crunchy kosher baby dills. Really goyim? REALLY??
>>214464898Wendys always has to compare itself to the superior chains, its pretty sad.
>>214464863My first thought was the cheese was Sue and the bottom right (bbq chicken?) was the Thing, but then why the fuck is Reed just pepperoni? Is the pepperoni Sue because of her force fields?
>>214464981>What's the deal with pickles?
>>214464563>It's a team of four. One guy's made of orange rocks, another one can cover himself in fire, the other guy's really stretchy, and the girl can turn invisible and make force fields>Ok, so one section we'll do italian sausage, because that kind of looks like rocks, then the fire guy's section will have jalapenos because that's obvious, and then the stretchy guy and invisible girl...uhhh...pepperoni and cheese
>>214464577I got the Smaug burger and there was some kind of pumpkin pie shake or something like that.
>>214464464wtf ?
>>214464593I never had it but vaguely recall it being barbecue sauce so probably just food colouring doing the work.
>>214464577Pretty sure this is the best one. It's a dying art>>214464898Is this still available?
>>214465762I'm sure that's all it is, just an excuse to repackage the honey barbecue sauce that they've always had.
>>214465401>half of it planned out and makes sensemore than the movie itself i guess
>>214464563Thing wants pepperoni, Invisible wants sausage, Flame wants jalapeno and pep, and boring ass Reed wants the no toppings cheese.
>>214464464Kino
What kino slop should I make in the airfryer today bros?
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>>214464758so noticing things
>>214465401Invisible is the cheese because you can't see any toppings, duh.
Kek obese Americans can’t even sit through a movie without stuffing themselves with food
>>214464946Don't be a faggot
>>214466245Sue should have been pepperoni, because the pepperonis kind of are like the force field or whatever, and then Reed is extra cheese, because the cheese stretches. I really should have gotten into marketing.
Coco Puffs with lucky charms marshmallows. Absolutely incredible.
>>214466097I think Mr. Fantastic wants the sausage
>>214466374Anya loves peanuts. So there should be peanuts in that burger.
>>214464989Yet unironically its food is way better.
>>214466445That's a really clever product tie-in desu. As a kid I thought those bugs they were eating in Lion King looked delicious and would've asked my mom to get me this cereal had it been sold here.
>>214467109Pant.
These things are expensive as fuck. I wonder how they taste.
>>214467151BeetleJuicy, haha
>>214464464Looks absolutely disgusting. Bottom-of-the-barrel goy slop pizza.
>>214467220It's what batman eats.
>>214467215Burger looks good
>>214464464What a pizza shit
>>214466097Thing is a jew, can't eat that
>>214464758It was actually more expensive than a normal pizza. Even more expensive than the Pepperoni Extramostbestest, I believe.
Grape you, I am gonna.
>>214464563If I worked at little caesars I would hate making these for customers.
>>214467595It's funnier to me when you see a person holding the product, like I can imagine them glaring at the product with disgust and disbelief off camera
>>214467595Damnit if it was like 2cm over to the right Grinch really would be blasting green
>>214467220It was actually okay. It had some cheesy garlic sauce oozing out, and was well seasoned. usually these special event pizzas at little caesars go downhill really fast though. The first few weeks will be great, but then they cheap out over time. The bottom of that batman pizza eventually just ended up looking like an oozing pussy
>>214466445You can buy absurd amounts of temu brand dehydrated marshmallows for cheap. DIY.
>>214467600>make 4 pizzas>cut 4 pizzas>put 2 slices in each boxOh the horror
>>214464593i figured it was chocolate sauce since venom loves chocolate
>>214464593It's aioli if I recall correctly.
>>214464503Diameter? Nineteen inches.
>>214464898what's the sauce? is it like a teriyaki?
>>214467958you've gotta make it as ONE pizza, otherwise the edges don't match up
>>214467853>it's motzaza cheese instead of salt chunksFuck I thought they used pretzel crust.
>>214464464looks good>>214464577>>214467811these look good toowhen I look at the others it's obvious that making normal food with, a little bit of something extra to make it special and align it to the theme, is a lost art
>>214467174Only 12gs of protein in they meatloaf, wtf?
>>214467600Aren't they premade in a factory? You just hear it up and serve?
>>214468433>meatloaf (over 69% meat!)
>>214466445Oh wow, I loved this when I was a kid.
>>214464577>>214467811At least these ones, particularly the breakfast dishes, look like something characters in the movie might plausibly eat
>>214466445>naturally sweetenedas opposed to what, supernaturally sweetened?
>>214468508American """food"""
>>214464898
>>214468606Artificially.
>>214468606Artificial sweeteners like Aspartame.They used to say it had no calories but now admit it has 'very low' calories. It can trick peoples bodies to react like it's sugar and release insulin and worsen insulin resistance and diabetes. It is around 200 times sweeter than glucose and cheap.
>>214468779not to get pedantic but unless they got the cereals from the cereal tree and the lucky charms from the lucky charm mines they are artificial anyway
>>214468759Based Sonic loves spicy food and so do I.
>>214468838gotta shit fast
>>214468838but compared to the dogs it's a bit sad
>>214464563I loved eating this pizza. Won't ever watch the movie though. lol
not a fan of pancreas annihilator diabetes baits but this does look cool
this is just emergency room bait
>>214464629me too fren :)
>>214468818Natural flavoring is extracted directly from natural sources, artificial ones are synthesized.
>>214464531God bless americans
>>214469027yeah but the joke was that synthesized stuff is also "natural" technically
>>214469037True. It might even be identical.
>>214464531>SUPER SLOPI'm not a grammar nazi (just a regular nazi), but ain't that a contradiction
>>214469050>flavored with artificial stevia
>>214464580That one would be particularly easy and cheap to make at home. Monin blue raspberry syrup, Monin black raspberry syrup, vodka, top with soda water, sour gummy worms on top.
>>214469187Drinking at least four of these to get the courage to DM Jenna Ortega
>>214469207>Drinking at least four of these to get the courage to DM Jenna Ortega to ask her to give me Snood's phone numberfix'd
>>214469187>mix ingredients>serve in a bad dragon dildo
>>214468080They give you like two out of four different spicy sauces.
>>214467853>The bottom of that batman pizza eventually just ended up looking like an oozing pussyDinner AND a good time! Thanks Little Caesars!
>>214464593WTF is onions sauce, and how can that be based?
>>214469390Sóy
>>214464593It was tangy sweetmade my shit black, thought I was having an intestinal bleed for a moment
>>214469462that means it was some kind of seaweed extract
>>214464758That's quite normal, no? Have half-half or 1/3rds of different toppings? Pizza is the same price regardless of toppings unless they're expensive toppings.
>>214469390Typically you caramelize onions and reduce them down occasionally adding water or white wine until it's basically a jam. It's delicious, amazing on steaks/burgers but I've never seen it get that kind of black color. Looks more like a chocolate sauce or something? I would maybe guess mole but I seriously doubt Pizza hut is doing that sorry this is just /ck/ checking in
>>214464758mushrooms and fatty ham are too complicated for the murican brain
>>214469560>It's delicious, amazingalso takes an eternity to make and very easy to screw up>Looks more like a chocolate sauce or somethingthat's what I initially thought too but read other anons reports, it was either something chlorophyll based or some plain sauce colored with carbon
>>214469572You gotta stop it with the jealousy towards Americans. You're embarrassing yourself, little guy
>>214467853are you seriously able to rate the quality of a certain type of pizza over the course of several weeks you fat fucking pig?
>>214469616Getting 2 or 3 pizzas a week is a fairly average amount.
>>214468536real poverty hours
>>214469609>jealousy towards Americansoh I love americansbut that doesn't mean there aren't entire domains of life where you guys act retarded
>>214469657it ain't poverty if you're irishand he wasalso burned down that restaurant for insurance money but that's a different topic
>>214464629Me too except can't even grow reddit "beard"
>>214467571>walking past produce section to get to hostess aisle>fruit is for fags and rich pregnant women>HOLY SHIT! STAR WARS GRAPES?!>buy out entire stock>coat them all in resin>sell them on ebay
>>214468536>to great potato familieslmao
>>214469604Yeah I was thinking the same, based on that other anon it might have just been BBQ sauce with some kind of food coloringBut you *can* caramelize onions in around 30 minutes if you tend to it real close and you're not trying to do a huge batch, but actual onion jam definitely takes forever
>>214468536>potato shakevodka?
this is when we peaked as a society
>>214468536I'm such an Irish stereotype because this looks delicious
>>214469734>coat them all in resinwhy go through the trouble, just place them under a pyramid and leave them become yoda raisins
>>214469791>this is when we peaked as a societywould have believed you if it was a coca cola vending machine
>>214469845THEY HAVE TO BE MINT! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINT!!!
>>214469791Why the fuck does Lucas care so much about education, but then he let soda companies tie-into Phantom Menace to fatten kids up so much???
>>214469867nah coke has always been lazy with advertisingpepsi actually puts effort into their product placement
>>214469951>Why the fuck does Lucas care so much about educationIlliterate kids can't read Star Wars novels and comics, da'doy.
>>214469951he thought they'd put DIET soda in there!
>>214469964wtf now I hate back to the future
>>214464989>superior chainsin the mcdonalds, bk, wendy's trinity, wendy's is by far the best food with the largest selection.mcdonalds has best coffee and sweet tea, and a few breakfast items.bk has straight up nothing good.
>>214470420Wendy's is one of only three fast food burgers I can eat. Wendy's, In-And-Out, and Whataburger. The rest are complete garbage. If I have to go to McD's for any reason, I get a fish sandwich or chicken. You're right about their sweet tea being decent. You're also correct about BK. They have absolutely nothing going for them.
>>214467621It is funny that in this picture the bottle had to have been at least like 5 years old, because no one had sri racha in their fridge when this was manufactured.
>>214467172>Carbs with a side of carbs on top of carbs
>>214468536Mickey Rooney had a family restaurant? Huh.
>>214470558The true American way. Followed by a big carby dessert
>>214469657Considering you could buy a single french fry, it's kind of hard to argue with your point
The official drink of /tv/
>>214464464at first I thought it was less pizza but then after expanding the thumbnail I realize they just folded a normal pizza
>>214470692I would slap down a quarter and shout NEXT ROUNDS ON ME!Then I'd let the waiter keep the change because there is no way there are 25 people there.
>>214470692>meal comes with iced water or tepid>"OK, what are the beverages then"dear lord, I'll stick with water
>>214470865>mike rooney's potato fantasy>where you go when you don't want to run into anybody
>>214470822>contains 10% fruit juiceain't fruit juice like 99.9% water?
>>214467920now almost mercury-free
>>214471140sounds more likey 10% freshly pressed juice mixed with 90% fluoride contaminated tap water.
>>21446715015 cent deposit when you return the empty can
>>214471610take that, sign tappers
>>214464898one of cobes last meals, really enjoyed his orgasmic ramblings while eating ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjXEJNIgdXY
>>214468856>but compared to the dogs it's a bit sad
>>214472839anon no! bad dog!
>>214464464i wish they still had at least the regular calzoni pizza
>>214472967they need approval from the vatican to make calzonesthey obviously failed to re-apply but with the new pope maybe there is a chance
bump
>>214470692This is the most bizarre menu I've ever seen. I would think it's fake but it's so detailed.
>>214466445Who remembers this one? Actual goat cereal
Imagine not french kissing a delicious jar jar binks lollipop as a kid. No wonder zoomers are so gay.
>>214468759>#SONICLOVESTINYTACOSCatchy.
>>214474425>scooby doo cereals vs creature from the black lagoon cerealsthe plot thickens
>>214470692>Mickey guarantees: no tipping, ever
>>214464503>OH GOD EDDIE I'M GONNA VENOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM
>>214471713>his last upload is mixing my drink of choiceMaybe this is a sign I should take it down a notch.
>>214470692>instant mash & hot waterfuck off
>>214474982Reminds me of street tomato soup. You go into a diner ask for a warm glass of water then pour ketchup into it.
Remember Fant4stic?
>>214474982back then instant mash didn't have chemicals though, it was just dried potato powder frozen that was good for a few weeks at best... not today's "expiry date 2035" thing laden with chemicals and stuff
>>214475124>no Mr Fantastic mozzarella sticks stretch platemiss opportunity
>>214475204Further proof that nobody takes super stretching powers seriously
>>214464464Jesus Christ Batman.
>>214467811>you'll never get to eat Rosie Cotton's Hobbit Hole Breakfastwhy even live bros
>no fight club themed mealswhy even livethe kicker being that I don't even like fight club
>>214475358>Hobbit Holebased and snood-coded
>>214475257>Sarah, that was for all of us! Awww, she looks so tuckered out
>>214475368Here, have some Fight Club's Cream of Mushroom Soup!
>tfw trying to lose weight>thread making me immensely hungryIt's over.
>>214475421thanks but I don't want to get the idea
>>214475421Fight Club sandwich was right there man
