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>>214465064kek
>>214465064Reminder this is based on a much longer comic series, and it's only part 1 of the storyline. The story is literally that Ricky discovers a drug running operation and kills some gangster to get arrested because he heard that the drug operation is run out of that particular prison. Then he finds that they do indeed refine the drug in the prison using prison labor, so he burns them down, murders everyone, and then just fucking leaves. The story keeps going. There's hover pads and sci-fi shit as well.
saw this on instagram and i think it's really cool
>>214465074This makes me think of two boys playing pretend fighting.>I start flying and spinning in the air and hit you a bunch with my sword.>Well, I just block all of your attacks. When I stab you with my sword!>I put your sword back in a sheathe so you can't attack me.>No, I break the sheathe! Now I can stab you for real!>No, I catch the sword with my teeth and spit your sword out.>Fine, I charge at you to stab you again!>I use my magic to throw a book at you with telekinesis.>I stab the book with my sword, and cut the pages, flinging them at you super fast to cut you up.>Nuh-uh, I use my telekinesis to put the pages back into a book.
>>214465208Yes ive rrad the whole thing and its completely insane. The movie is actually very accurate to that part of the manga outside of everything related to his backstory. He was actually in prison trying to find his brother.
>>214465064>YOU'RE ALL FREEEEW NOW!!!!>YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
>>214465064There was a Hong Kong kino I watched a while back where they are fighting some cult in Cambodia or Laos or something that had a really funny human sacrifice scene where the cult is tossing kids into a sacrificial furnace, anyone have that one or know what I’m talking about?
>>214465335That is indeed quite cool.
>>214466546beautiful
>>214465064
>>214466434The Boxer's Omen has a human sacrifice cult with plenty of gross scenes, but I don't remember burning kids.
>>214466546Good for you bobby hill
>>214466727It definitely sounds like a shaw brothers film. That was their wheelhouse back in the day.
>>214466546Cute
>kino webm>10 kino webms untill it's a gooner thread with one autist spamming his folder of half naked women
>>214466546Fuck you.
>>214466764>>214466727It wasn’t a shaw brothers (at least I think because they filmed on location and it wasn’t the shaw village)I remember at the end of it they fight a literal skeleton who then gets a dbz perfect cell powerup and starts flying around the roomWatched it on Mubi I think
>>214466857
Someone post the Resident Evil one
>>214465087>you can only shoot when your arm is fully extended
>>214465335that is slick
That's a cute pretend thread you have there
>>214466434>>214466933
>>214466546That's brave as fuck. I'm 37 and in awe of the bravery on display.
>>214467349Yup that’s ithttps://youtu.be/jjLRY6kH9vQSkip to 0:55
>>21446654616 years later, i still miss my high-school slanted-eyed gf... yellow fever is a curse
>>214465449More like Lucy Flawless.
>>214467230holy shit, is this the last matrix? i havent watched it yet. looks like dogshit
>>214465064>can't even clench his fist for a punch properlylame
>>214467830sound track for that scene:https://youtu.be/HGDmLMn-0h4
>>214466247heheheaccurate summary of chinese fighty films. honestly can't stand the bendy swords though
>>214466884worse is:general title of thread with one specific example posted.everyone in the thread then ignores the general thread title and just posts similar to the first one posted like mindless animals.
>>214465208Don't forget that he's Hitler's grandson or some shit. But yeah. The movie was pretty great. I was surprised how accurate it was to the source material outside of leaving out his motivations with his literally Nazi brother.
>>214467198GIWTWM
>>214466546Dude looks like he's about to puke lmao
>>214467230This looks like a fan film, holy shit.
>>214466546When people said Charlie Kirk's death was being celebrated on reddit, I checked reddit, and this was one of the things I saw yesterday.
>>214466820iceballs.icestickliterally looks like an ice cock and balls
>>214466546
>>214465480That was unscripted btw
>>214466546Why don't people know this was staged?
>>214470014Typical Irishman.
>>214470062That's pretty good acting if true.
>>214470068nightmare scenario
>>214470115For you.
>>214466546where's the sequel "putting my peepee in my best friend's butt"?
>>214468125>Don't forget that he's Hitler's grandsonwut
>>214465421Is this what Channel Awesome were trying and failing to imitate all along
>>214465208Shame the OVA is fucking ass by comparison
>>214467035Which one?
>>214465421kung fu hustle is the greatest film ever made
>>214465074lmao those amateur cuts
>>214472350Nta but it actually goes further than that as his dad is also his decendant due to time travel.
>>214473737....what
>>214465335Doing the entire plane scene would be ten times harder.
>>214465449>when Xena goes "AWOOGA"holy kino
>>214465087Cringe
>>214473759It may just be the quality of the translation I was reading but it really goes off the rails by the end
>>214473733amateur taste
>>214470062The acting is pretty awesome. At least his. It's pretty hard to blush on command.
>>214466884This every single fucking time.
>>214465429movie name?
>>214473959i've seen this. i know i have but i can't put my finger on the name.
>>214467167I have definitely seen this webm before. what movie is this?
>>214474195
>>214474079Man, I miss this stage of AI. It's like it was literally pulling images out of hell. Visually the closest we'll ever get to the le indescribable horrors of Lovecraft.
>>214467230That dude is such an isufferable pussy faggot in Mindhunter that I could never take him seriously again
Do zoomers even know what Rikki is? This gif used to be all over the internet in the 2000s.
>>214474671To be fair I only became aware of it because of The Daily Show
>>214465335Stop motion is always based
>>214465064Props to that guy you'd think you met a guy who can break your jaw in half with a punch you still try to fight him, he had a good father.>>214467167This really got at the horrors of gun violence better than Charlie Kirk.>>214467890>>214466820>>214474538"China Reality" is so crazy its like no wonder they are so smart I guess their brains work at double speed since so do their movies.>>214470068Only one way to find out...>>214472325Very underrated kino. Also everyone always mocks 90s costuming but why? They had the best Ninja Turtles and all these guys look incredibly games accurate.
>>214466121Fuck this is so kino. I need to watch all these old Jackie chan martial arts kinos but I’m retarded and need a list of them :( can anyone help?
>>214475478just watch all the ones he personally directed plus both Drunken Master movies
>>214475735Did he direct rumble in the bronx?That shit is pure kino should be watched regardless
>>214475972Danger 5 is top tier I’m not sure how aussies made this
>>214475735>>214476035I asked chat gpt and he gave me a bunch of bullshit. I need an anon to write a list so I can screenshot it, please take pity on a poor retarded faggot
https://letterboxd.com/director/jackie-chan/ThesePlus the Drunken Master movies
>>214476198Okay based thanks friend
>>214476198>>214476209https://boxd.it/OKKPs$vHOb32Gzekb57CrXI made my own list if anyone is interested. I didn’t add the documentaries he directed but maybe I’ll watch them one day
>>214476198Drunken master 1/2 are the only live action anime movies that are good, and it’s not an anime
>>214476385Riki Oh is good
>>214465087Reminder the director practiced gun kata in his backyard and his neighbours were concerned
>>214476469they should be scared
>>214476469The director of Equilibrium is as handsome as the movie is dumb. Do you think he only got the money to make it because the producer had a crush on him?
>>214465087>WHAT?
can ads be kino?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJVrYv8MaLI
>>214465449correct OP, Xena was inspired by hong kong fight films. weirdly.
>>214466034>>214466121Hong Kong was better when england controlled it
>>214472325I would Ming-Na her Wen, if yah know what i mean.
>>214477304Sexy.
>>214476561I think he showed them gun-kata and they simultaneously shat themselves while getting an erection.
>>214477323That man created AIDs doing this.
>>214477336hot
>>214477323the whitest (american) looking bitch ive ever seen.
>>214477429
>>214467349ai sucks balls for identifying stuff in my experience, spent hours trying to describe what i remembered of akanesasu shouju and kannagi trying to get the titles and it completely failed and started repeating that they were 'too obscure' to id. i ended up having to trawl through myanimelist to get the titles.
>>214477462>Green tunicsSo these are lizard girls?
>>214465208The acting and sensibilities are quite Chinese via Hong Kong, so their take on manga is quite bizarro with the grind house gore.
>>214466247Martial arts fiction really describes all these crazy feats.
>>214477572>So these are lizard girls?I'd say.
>>214477596well there was that one time they fought the wasp queen so...Also you have to make a webm of "THATS IIIIT! *Crumps paper* "
>>214473959this is just like that scene in true detective
>>214465064he's got guts
alright actually contributing kino that i have (and not coomer bait, too early for that)
>>214474302Undefeatable, I think
>>214474195Strange, I don't remember the ratto doing that
>>214477746this scene is better than this movie deserves
Kino Commercial
>>214477448Never heard of Michelle Pfeiffer?
>>214477924It's been precisely 19 years since I've seen this commercial.
>>214478119Gifs can look good...Shame about the compression.
>>214474367french movie "le magnifique".
thats all i have that isnt memes or coomer bait. I should make more.
>>214477706this movie ruled
>>214465074i wanted to post that
>>214478287it was alright. Patrick Wilson did a pretty good job.
>>214477462Needs more flipping.
>>214478352
>>214478303Ah, I see the youtube shorts algorithm blessed you with that scene as well.
>>214478287It was the closest WB ever got to Peak MCU.
>>214478414my mouth waters whenever i see that man go to town on those beans. i crack open a can of beans or chili (with beans)
>>214478303>>214478414now someone post the one from Universal Soldier
>>214478429a lot of people would say this as a complete insult but yes that is unironically true.
>>214478201T. Hanks!
>>214478573was the janny ok?
>>214474267Not him but it's Miami Connection
>>214466820What mobile game is this?
>>214466674What kino?
>>214479133Watchman series
>>214465064>>214465074>>214465095finally, a hong kong thread that isn't dead on arrival. bump.
>>214465421the only part of hustle i thought was funny personally was when he was calling up the guys to fight but then told them to sit back down
>>214465064I saw that movie because of you. Entertaining, very gory, will never watching it again.
>>214465087Not allowed to kick in balls
>>214479889
>>214465421This guy is the one that made the chinese spy film right? Would recommend, very funny not at all what you'd expect from a Chinese comedy - one scene is he is having a heart attack or something similar, and to fix it we expect him to pull out defibrillator but he pulls out a porn vhs and tells the girl to put it on lol
>>214477662Love this kino. Saw it when it first aired on HBO. Ridiculous it still hasn't gotten a blu ray release or at least an HD digital one.
>>214473737Don't forget when he has to fight an evil clone of himself made by Gay Robocop
>>214467830It's unmitigated garbage. Like amateur queer theater or something.
>>214466857why can't indians be like this in real life?would that be an improvement?
>>214477060is this the show where the guy was browsing memes in his literal 4chan folder?
>>214478737fuck
>>214465087I miss gunkata
>>214465095Is this Iceman Cometh?
>>214474195now this is lore alteration I can approve!
>>214478737>Basil Rathbone was born in Johannesberg, South Africa but moved to England with his family after his father was accused by the boers of being a spy. He began fencing at the age of nine, and attended the Repton School in Derbyshire along with many other young sons of Colonial Service officials. In his first year he became the preeminent fencer of the school, defeating all collegiate challengers as well as several of the teachers who also practiced the sport, and remained as such until graduation. During the First World War, Rathbone was two-time British Army Fencing Champion.>Tyrone Power was born in 1915, after his family moved to California. His mother was Roman Catholic, and her ancestry included the French-Canadian Reaume family, famous for producing several Olympic fencing gold medalists. His mother was a three time Olympic competitor and personally trained her son from an early age.>Basil Rathbone said; “Power was the most agile man with a sword I’ve ever faced before a camera. Tyrone could have fenced Errol Flynn into a cocked hat.”
>>214465095Ancient Troll Physics Masters.
>>214475478there's a thread on /t/ with a torrent for them: >>>/t/1354510not sure how seeded it is thought
>>214465087Didn't someone tell them that gunkata is only good for sweating? Would never work to win a fight or tournament.
>>214484500I love that film.
>>214465087Kino
>>214481336Cute
>>214479213I wish Burton made more Wood style movies like Mars Attacks.
>>214466686And they hit NOTHING.
>>214466686COOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACT
>>214465087It's amazing grownups made this.
>>214477662apologies in advance for albert
>>214484500>the worst she can do is say no
>>214466969That's my new pick-up line. Tinder here I come.
>>214484315Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there a race of paler indians that ran the country until the darker retarded indians bread them out completely and just kept breeding?
>>214486838>bread them outbred*
